13x01 & 13x02 - Summertime: Part 1 & 2

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

(Maya and tristan laugh)

Maya:
I never thought I'd be
so excited to visit school

On my summer vacation.

Tristan:
oh, I am freaking out!
Can we just be there already?

Best summer ever!

I wonder
who else is going.

Well, obviously
awesome people.

Only awesome people
would spend two months in...

Maya:
(whispers) paris!

Dallas:
dude, it's fine!

Drew:
no, it's crooked!
Go left.

Dallas:
yours or mine?

Drew:
either, man.

Oh, sorry! Oh!

Drew:
I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.

Drew: oh, I got it, it's okay.
Maya: sorry.

(Laughs)

Tristan:
no!

No boys for you.

Tori's family moved away,
so now you're my best friend.

We have to stick
together.

Promise me?

Promise?

I promise!

(Laughs)

(Students chatter)

Tristan! You're coming?
Yay!

Madame jean-aux:
bonjour, les amies!

Alors, qui veut passer leur ete
dans la ville des lumieres?

All:
woo-hoo!

Paris, here we come!

Madame jean-aux:
um... We are missing two.

Um, clare has an appointment.

Okay.

Zoe:
knock, knock!

Bonjour, b*tches!

That's... That's...

Madame jean-aux:
ah yes, mademoiselle zoe.

She will joining you
in paris.

Isn't that that girl
from that show?

Tristan:
you mean the gatsby garcia,

Queen mean girl
on "west drive,"

The best show ever!

Oh, she's amazeballs.

Is anybody sitting there?

Just you!

I'm tristan.

Zoe:
aka the "west drive"
experience?

You know who I am?!

The cast watches
your vlog.

I'm making her
my new bff.

I thought I was
your new bff.

Well, we can be a bff trio!

I have free tickets to
the summerfest concert tonight.

Wanna go?

Maya:
sounds awesome!

Guess you can
come too.

Doors open at nine.

Oh, what about your super
early curfew?

Curfew?
What curfew?

(Laughs uneasily)

♪♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ (The best that I can be) ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

Jenna:
do you know how much
we'll be walking in paris?

It wouldn't k*ll you
to wear sneakers!

Alli:
uh, you're wrong,
it would k*ll me!

Jenna:
earth to edwards!

You've been glued
to your phone all morning!

That's not...

You didn't get your test
results back, did you?

No.

No, the doctor said
it might be another day.

There's no way
you have cancer.

Right!

You'll find out
your test results are negative,

And we'll be strolling along
the champs-elysees,

Where you two can help me
find un garcon.

Oh, so no more pining after
a certain hockey captain, then?

(Sighs)
that ship has sailed.

(Phone beeps)

Jenna:
again? Okay, it must be
the boyfriend.

How are you two
keeping things spicy?

What?

Well,
let's find out!

No, alli!
Oh alli, come on!

Morning, clare-bear.
I dreamt of you last night.

Ooh-weee!

Clare:
can I have it?

Jenna:
"have you watched...

This week's 'mad men'?"

Are you kidding me?
Where are the sexy parts?

Clare:
are you saying eli
and I should...

We do have the technology,
clare.

Alli:
beats waiting around
for a doctor's call, right?

(Alli and jenna giggle)

♪♪

♪ There is a fire ♪

♪ Why don't you climb aboard ♪

♪ Just imagine it ♪

♪ Everything it touches falls ♪

♪ Hollywood has b*rned ♪

♪ I got a life to live ♪

♪ On my knees I'm begging
but have nothing to forgive ♪

♪ Because everybody got
a little devil inside ♪

So do you think ice cream
tastes different in france?

Katie:
I don't know,
but I doubt they even have

Peanut butter chocolate
at soccer camp, so.

The last ice cream.

So good.

Mrs. Matlin:
okay. So, passport?

Check!

r*pe whistle?

Check,
but seriously unnecessary.

Can you humour me?

I'm letting my baby go
to a foreign country alone.

I must be crazy!
Euros?

Check! Oh, permission to go
to an all-ages concert tonight,

Check?

Um...

The other paris peeps
are going,

Including zoe rivas,
star of "west drive."

Who's zoe rivas?!

Maya:
tristan's obsessing.

Now that tori's gone though,
I'm afraid she's gonna swoop in

And steal my best friend.

Ooh, she's pretty.

Great style...

Yeah, she's totally gonna
steal tristan.

And somehow going
to this concert

Will prevent that
from happening?

Duh! Yes!

Okay, you can go.

But your curfew's still
ten o'clock.

Ten o'clock?
Mom, that's so early!

You're letting me go
to paris, remember?

Mrs. Matlin:
yes, where your curfew
will be ten o'clock. Duh!

(Scoffs)

Okay, um... To be fair,

The concert probably won't start
till : .

Okay, your curfew
is : ,

Not a minute later,
or there will be consequences.

Thank you!

Katie:
thank me.
Okay, smile!

Eat your ice cream.

Mr. Simpson:
somehow, drew, you're
my student council president

Starting in the fall.

It's the will
of the people, sir.

Mr. Simpson:
uh-huh.

This summer,
you are the camp directors,

And you are in charge
of over a hundred campers.

Please, do me a favour.
Do not fail me!

Drew:
uh-huh.

Mr. Simpson:
let counselor
orientation begin.

Imogen:
excuse me! Pardon me! Sorry!

Drew:
welcome to degrassi panthers
summer day camp.

Today we learn how the camp
will be run, and tonight...

Well, tonight we bond
at summerfest!

Counselors:
woo-hoo! Yeah!

Hey, at least there's one
cool camp counselor here.

Well, two,
if you include me.

Hi, imogen.

Why so glum, chum?

Becky leaves
for florida tomorrow.

Yikes! It was fun
while it lasted?

No, we're not breaking up

Just because she's gone
for the summer.

We're rock solid,
like you and fiona.

Oh no.

You guys were together
forever!

Six months, three weeks,
four days.

That's longer then me
and becks.

I told myself
I wouldn't worry.

Then don't!

You're a great guy,
becky is lucky to have you.

I don't wanna be
that crazy jealous guy

Who asks
a bazillion questions.

Then don't!

Leave that to me.

You'd do that for me?

Well, as long as you promise
to be my camp bestie.

Done.

And there's a smile!

Well, let's keep
that permanent!

(Laughs)

(Phone ringing
on the other end of the line)

Eli:
yep! Smoothies
are on their way!

Uh, what?

Oh, hey! I'm sorry,
I thought you were bret.

The guy is a smoothie-addict.

Damn, did I forget that
extra sh*t of wheatgrass?

Welcome to the glamorous life
of a production assistant!

Is this a bad time?

No, no, it's never
a bad time for you.

Clare:
aw, that's sweet.

Did you get that picture
that I texted?

Uh, yeah.
Yeah, um, sure did.

Uh, were you...

Were you implying something
there?

Clare:
I was.

I miss you,
and I was thinking,

Maybe I'd miss you
a little bit less if we...

Did a little long distance
something sexy?

Se... Um...

What, um...
What'd you have in mind?

Video chat sex.

Seriously?

Assistant director:
come on, goldsworthy!

Um, but not right now.

Um, ten o'clock?

Yeah, great!
Great.

Great!

(Laughs)

Maya:
in two days, we'll be able
to see the real mona lisa!

It's shockingly small.

We go to paris
like once a year

To promote the show.

Did you and mack lawford
ever hook up

On those european vacations?

Zoe:
mack's nice,
but, uh, I'm not his type.

(Chuckles suggestively)

I knew it!

Zoe:
an introduction
will be made.

Come on,
we don't stand in line.

The perks of being
with a superstar!

These guys are with me.

Bouncer:
it's thirteen and over only,
miss.

I'm fourteen,
idiot!

Yeah, right.
Keep the line moving, guys.

Hey zoe,
a little help here?

Tris, you're leaving me
out here?!

Tristan:
I can't let zoe
go in alone!

I'm sorry!

(Scoffs)

(Sighs)

(Muffled music,
people shout)

(Can clatters)

(Sighs)

(Sighs heavily)

(Sighs)

(Knocks)
pizza delivery!

(Miles laughs)

It's a nice try,
but...

It won't work.

Well, it might.

No.

Hey, didn't I see you
at degrassi this morning?

Miles:
yeah, I was enrolling
for september.

(Miles laughs)
maya: oh.

Miles:
yeah, I remember you.

Maya:
right, yeah, I'm working on
my not walking into things,

I swear.

When you're not working on
your pizza delivery cons?

Well, all my friends got in,
but I didn't

Because the dumb bouncer thinks
I'm underage!

Miles:
well...

I can get you side.

You're with the band?

Ish.

You want a drag?
You seem anxious.

Well, that's very peer
pressure-y of you.

(Laughs)

I'm miles... Hollingsworth.

Matlin. Maya matlin.

You wanna watch
the concert backstage,

Matlin, maya matlin?

Yeah, sure. Sure!

Um, can my friends
come too?

Sure.

Okay!

Okay!

(Audience cheering)

♪♪

♪ If this is all I ever see
on this crowded street ♪

♪ Like no one's watching you
to play the act of fooling me ♪

♪ You made me dance in public ♪

♪ Trippin' on my own two feet ♪

♪ Just like a drum my heart
is jumping like a trampoline ♪

♪ No, I don't want to lay
my worries at the angry sea ♪

♪ Having a good old time ♪

♪ Leavin' on the edge
of my seat ♪

Make yourselves
at home.

Wow! First this,
then france!

What an amazing start
to the summer!

I know,
I can't believe it!

I'm backstage
at a rock concert

With zoe rivas!

I am the one who got you
backstage, you know!

Zoe:
ooh! Green is not
your colour.

And besides,
isn't your new boyfriend,

The one with
the backstage pass?

Maya:
he's not my boyfriend,
he's just some guy I met.

Miles:
(chuckles) you flatter me.

Tristan:
maya's always got some poor dude
on the hook.

Zoe:
hah! She's one of those girls?

Tristan:
oh, she totally is!

Last year she had two guys
fight over her!

What happened?

Nothing!

Zoe:
it's lucky you found me!

If maya ditches you
for some paris boy,

I'm right here.

"West drive" is huge in france
and that means mega-perks!

Even though your character's
off the show now?

What?!

No, that-
that can't be true!

They're k*lling off
her character,

It is true.

Katie read it
on that blog.

Ow!

(Electricity crackles)

(Buzzing,
music stops)

So clumsy.

Whoa! What's going on
back here?

Um, he's with the band!

Security guard:
no, he's not.

Don't you dare move,
any of you!

Zoe:
this is all your fault!

(Lighter clicks)

♪♪

♪ In the groove ♪

♪ Let your hair down ♪

♪ The way you move ♪

♪ Brings them around ♪

Eli:
hello, milady.

Hiya. Nice face.

Eli:
nice face yourself.

So, uh, how was your day?

Good.

I actually just finished
packing for paris.

(Laughs)

Would you like to see this
new piece of clothing I bought?

Uh...

Sure, yeah.

♪ Make my body burn
with desire ♪

♪ You're so hot it hurts ♪

♪ Feels so right ♪

♪ I toss and turn
and sweat it out ♪

♪ Keep me up all night ♪

Whoa!

♪ Got a fever,
got a fever ♪

Oh.

♪ Gonna keep me up
all night ♪

♪ Got a fever,
got a fever ♪

Eli:
um...

I'm not exactly sure
what's supposed to happen next.

I could take off my pants.

Uh, y-yeah, okay.

Uh, you should take
something off too!

Eli:
r-right, yeah.
Of course, yeah!

(Knocking,
doorknob rattles)

Helen:
clare, honey,
are you still awake?

Um, sorry, it's just a-
it's just a bad time!

Helen:
I need to talk to you
downstairs, please.

The hospital called.

Um, i-i'll be right back.

The hospital?

It's-it's nothing.
Be right there!

(Sighs)

All:
♪ charge! ♪

♪♪

Charge!

(Cheering and applause)

(Cheering and applause)

(Final strains of song py)

Fefe dobson:
thank you!

So, becky, you'll be
life-guarding all summer?

What are your
co-workers like?

All old girlfriends?

No, actually.
It's mostly guys.

They're so funny.

Not as funny as me though,
right?

Ow! Ooh!

I think I sprained
my ankle.

Adam, can you get me
some ice?

Imogen:
so you'll be surrounded
by guys all summer?

That's pretty tempting.

You'll also be surrounded
by a bunch of boys.

Yeah, but the only one

Who's not totally revolting
is adam.

You still like girls,
right?

I'm open-minded,
like you.

Well, then you better open
your mind to the fact

That adam has a girlfriend.

Adam:
immy, here's your ice.

Whoa!
What was that for?

Let's go somewhere
private.

Whatever you said,
thank you!

You're the best!

♪♪

Helen:
the doctor called.

He said the lump on your back
is...

(Murmuring quietly)

♪♪

You have to go
to the hospital tomorrow.

You're gonna start
chemotherapy.

You have to pack a bag.
(Sobs)

Tristan:
what if I go to jail?

If they call the police,

There's no way I'm getting
on that plane to paris!

(Mr. Hollingsworth sighs

Hey, dad.

Okay, miles,
you come with me.

Everyone else can
go home.

Come on

Tristan:
oh, thank god.

Well, it's : .

Do think you have time
to make it home for curfew?

Not like you care!

You've already found someone
to replace tori

That's better than me!

I can't wait to get ditched
all over paris!

Uh, I would never
ditch you!

You did tonight.

I know.

Look, I thought it
would be easier

If I had another friend

Because I worry about you
ditching me.

For some stupid guy?
Tris, I would never!

Well, we better call you
a cab, asap.

Do you have any money,
or...?

No!

(Miles sighs)

Miles: take this.
Tristan: whoa!

This pin is .

Thank you!
Okay, let's go!

(Door clicks open and shut)

(Eli clears his throat)

Sorry, I didn't think
it would take so long.

Oh, no- no problem!

Um, anyway, um...

Where were we?

Oh! Uh, sorry!

Can we take a rain check?

I have to tell you
something.

The lump on my back
tested positive

For rhabdomyosarcoma.

I have cancer.

I'm coming home.

No, don't!

No, I'll get on
the next red eye,

Or I'll find a bus.
Like it won't take me-

Clare:
don't, please!

I have to start
chemotherapy treatment.

I will be sitting in
a hospital bed for six weeks,

Ing nothing.

You can't quit your dream job
to come sit around with me!

Clare...

I will be so mad
if you come.

I love you.

I know.

I'm gonna be okay.

(Car rumbles)

(Door clicks shut,
keys jingle)

(Clock chimes)

Mrs. Matlin: ahem.
Maya: (gasps sharply)

Mom? Please don't be mad!

I'm only twenty minutes late.

Oh, it's not about
the minutes.

I'm worried about you,
you're-

Is that marijuana
I'm smelling?!

It-it wasn't mine.

Clearly you are not
responsible enough

To spend the summer
on your own!

No! No, no, no, mom,
please!

Blowing curfew
wasn't my fault!

I fully intended
to leave on time!

Mrs. Matlin: but?
Maya: but there was this guy,

He said he could
get us backstage -

It was his marijuana -

And then we ended up
in concert jail!

Mrs. Matlin:
so you went off with a guy
who was on dr*gs?

Okay, I know
that sounds bad-

Mrs. Matlin:
that's the first reasonable
thing you've said!

Maya:
mom, tristan, my only friend
in the world now,

Is going to paris!

You can't ruin my life
over something so stupid!

Mrs. Matlin:
I can't let you go
to paris!

You're behaving like some...
Some troubled young girl!

This is not fair!

Mrs. Matlin: maya-
maya: I hate you!

That was a little harsh,
don't you think?

Like you've never blown
curfew before?

Oh right,
you never had one!

Maya, when I was ,
I was playing soccer

And doing school stuff,

Not smoking weed
with strangers.

You were addicted
to painkillers.

You messed up,
just face it.

You don't think I should go
to paris, either?

Let's just talk tomorrow.

(Sighs heavily)

♪♪

Dallas:
breakfast? Check.

Drew:
we are t-minus twenty
'til the rugrats arrive.

We got everything?

Dallas:
camp activity centers?
Check.

Drew:
t-shirts and welcome kits?
Check.

Counselors getting busy?
Check, check, and check.

Drew:
retrieve your tongue, bro,
campers are about to arrive.

Becky leaves
for florida today.

All right, fine.
Five more minutes.

Please don't go.

I'll be home
before you know it.

Besides, you have
your counselor job

To keep you busy.

I'll already be busy
missing you!

Imogen:
incoming!

Oh! Am I late?

Oh hey, becky.
Ready?

I should go.

Um, but um...

Before you do,
one thing.

Imogen.

Yeah?

You can't be
around her anymore.

She's my friend.

But you have
other friends!

You don't trust me?

I trust you.

But still...

Promise you'll stay away
from imogen.

I promise.

Thank you!

Imogen:
come on, co-counselor,
we're gonna be late!

(Counselors chatter)

(Phone rings,
patients chatter)

(Siren wails
in the distance)

Not exactly a view
of the eiffel tower.

Hmm.

Clare:
so where's the room service
menu?

Is there a hair dryer
in the bathroom?

Actually, i...
Never mind,

I probably won't need that.

Just trying to keep
things light.

Marielle:
do you have any questions
about the treatment, clare?

No, um...

Six weeks
of in-patient treatment,

Followed by months
of oral chemo medication.

And if all goes well,
it's a % survival rate.

Yippy-skippy.

We'll probably have
more questions

As we go along.

Marielle:
in the meantime,

Here's some literature
you can read through.

Uh, sorry.

The patients are often
much younger than you are.

Clare:
no, that's okay.

It's a children's hospital,
after all.

So where are the crayons?

(Chuckles)
you'll need to change.

We'll want to prep you
right away.

What's first
on the old itinerary?

Marielle:
getting a catheter
inserted into your chest.

That's how t chemo
will be delivered.

Roger that.
Let's do this.

♪ You come around
and light up everything ♪

♪ You stun me with your smile
and all you bring me ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ You come around
and make me wanna sing ♪

♪ Make me wanna sing
my fears away ♪

Please tell me you got up
early this morning

And went for a run
or something,

And didn't sneak out
last night!

Maya:
I slept over at tristan's.

Katie:
okay, well, come home now,

'Cause mom is giving me
the third degree!

You know this isn't helping
your case for paris.

What case?

Mom and dad aren't going
to let me go to paris.

That's pretty clear.

You know, you could try
apologizing for saying,

"I hate you."

Goodbye, katie.

Katie: don't you dare hang-
(phone beeps off)

Tristan:
any news from the home front?

Not good news.

Twenty minutes late
for curfew,

And your mom
won't let you go to paris?

She wouldn't even listen
to my side of the story.

Yeah, it's so unfair!

Mm.

Oh, you still have that card
from that guy.

His name's miles.

He's trouble,
one hundred percent.

Maybe I should return
the card in person, then.

What?

My mom thinks I'm turning
into some kind of badass,

So... Why not be
a baddass?

(Kids chatter)

Dallas:
man, rocky would've loved this.

Too bad he's up at the cottage
with his mom.

Drew:
yeah.

Madison grant,
you are an iguana!

I don't wanna be
an iguana.

Oh, but you'll love it!

Here's one of your iguana
leaders right now!

I don't want to be
an iguana.

Imogen and I
can't work together.

It's a personal issue.

You know, uh,
for second there,

I thought you had
a real reason.

Drew, please.

No.

Dallas and I spent hours
making these groups.

You can't switch.

You two are iguanas.

You're gonna love it.
Go!

Oh! Hi.

Hi. Okay.

My fellow iguanas!

Grr! No.
Roar! No.

It doesn't matter,

Because we're all gonna have
the best summer together!

With one
little problem.

Becky.

She thinks you like me.

She doesn't want us
to hang out.

I can fix this,

There must be something
I can do.

Help me convince drew
we can't work together.

(Sighs heavily)

All campers
to your animal groups,

It's time for
the first activity!

My name's colton,
and I'm an iguana!

Hissss!

An iguana sound!

Imogen and kids:
hisssssss!

I guess we'll talk
to drew later?

Yeah, I guess.

(Classical music plays)

(Guests chatter)

(Sighs)

(Sighs)

Oh hi.
Um, excuse me.

Maya: uh, sorry.
Mr. Hollingsworth: that's okay.

Is miles here?

Miles?

Well, if I know anything
about my son,

He's probably...

Stealing booze
from the bar.

Come.

Miles, make sure
no one else sees.

Miles:
aye-aye, father.

Oh my god,
I can't believe your life!

I have so many questions!

Yeah, I only have one.

Why are you randomly
at my house?

Right. Um, I wanted
to return this.

So...

You're probably wondering
why I'm not at home right now,

Packing for paris.

Well, I was late for curfew
by a few minutes,

And now my mom
won't let me go.

Oh, boo hoo.

Oh, come on,

I had big plans
for the summer.

Now I need a mentor
in troublemaking.

Want to apply?

Right this way,
grasshopper.

(Laughs)

So what're we celebrating?

Uh, dad is running for mayor
in the fall.

Oh.

Oh, look.

A fellow degrassian.

Chewy, this is maya.

Maya, chewy.

Miles, scotch.

It's winston.
Winston chu.

(Laughs)

(Muffled music plays)

(Knock at door)

Marielle:
oh! Why aren't you
in your gown yet?

It was itchy,
and I was cold.

You need to put on your gown,
clare.

Clare:
I'm way more comfortable
in my sweats.

It's hospital policy.

I don't want to,
I feel fine.

We need to put
that stent in

For the chemo.

If you suffer
any side effects,

We need fast access.

Every minute counts.

So what kind of trouble

Are we gonna get up to
this summer?

Miles:
first lesson:
you can't plan trouble.

Second lesson:

Hang out with miles
and trouble finds you.

Whoa!

(Coughs)

It's, uh, more
of a sipping drink.

Mr. Hollingsworth:
could I have everyone's
attention, please?

First of all, I wanna thank you
all for coming out today.

(Maya's phone beeps)
and I think most of you know
what I'm about to say.

So I am here today
to announce to you,

My family,
my closest friends,

My candidacy for mayor!

(Bottle shatters)
guests: (startled) oh! Oh!

(Gasps)

Mr. Hollingsworth:
jeez! Well, who invited
the teenagers?

Was that my cue
to wrap things up?

(Sighs heavily)

Smooth move, matlin.

Winston:
i-i don't think
he'll be mad.

What?
What's wrong?

We've been friends
since we were five, chewy.

You know better.

Can I have a word
with you?

You really wanna do
this right now?

Yes, come on!
Come!

Miles, stop it!
Stop it!

Mr. Hollingsworth:
one thing. One thing today!

Miles:
I told you
I didn't want to be here!

Mr. Hollingsworth:
and I told you that
I didn't care!

So I want you
to come downstairs now,

And apologize!

Miles:
you're joking.

Mr. Hollingsworth:
how dare you ruin everything!

Miles:
I don't care enough to ruin
anything of yours!

Mr. Hollingsworth:
you-you're such a delinquent!

I don't know
why I even bother!

Miles:
then don't!

Mr. Hollingsworth:
why can't you be more like
your siblings?!

Miles:
because it's more fun
being a disappointment!

Mr. Hollingsworth:
there's more important things
in life, miles!

Nice pool, huh?

You know,
after the reception,

We could go for a swim.

This is awful.

It will be over soon.

Mr. Hollingsworth:
waste of time!

Miles:
I hate you!

(Door slams)

How'd you enjoy the show?

Are you okay?

This is normal
for the hollingsworth clan.

Do you wanna talk?

About what?
I'm great!

Now, what should we do
for an encore? Swim?

Maya:
I should go.

Winston:
oh, bad idea, man.
Don't poke the bear.

You're gonna make
things worse!

Miles:
they can't get worse.

Maya:
miles! Miles!

Don't do anything stupid!

You wanted to go,
so go!

♪ This night
is gonna be electric ♪

♪ So never pick a fight
in my home ♪

♪ Take a sh*t if you think
you've really got it ♪

Woo!
(Splash)

♪ You want it,
you need it ♪

♪ You can't stop ♪

♪ Can't stop me
from breaking you down ♪

♪ You want it,
you need it ♪

Winston:
idiot.

We better go fish him out.

No, I can't be here.

I can't be around guys
like him.

♪ You can't stop us now! ♪

Colton:
my name is colton
and I like cars.

His name is colton
and he likes cars.

My name is adam
and I like apples.

He's colton,
he likes cars;

He's adam,
he likes apples;

I'm madison
and I like...

Monkeys!

His name is colton
and he likes cars;

Her name is madison
and she likes monkeys,

And um...

My name's imogen
and I like iguanas!

You forgot someone.

I did? Who?

Madison:
adam.

Who's that?

Never heard of him.
Moving on.

That was pretty rude!

"That was pretty rude!"

What're you doing?

"What're you doing?"

Did you feel that?

It was like the wind
or something?

Why are you being
such a jerk?

Colton and madison:
uh-oh!

You're the jerk!

Ow!

(Whistle blows)

Ow!

Hey! Guys, that's enough!

Sorry, mama and papa iguana
need to take a little time-out.

Told you, drew.
Now will you switch us?

Stop! If simpson hears,
we're all gonna be in trouble.

So will you quit?

You quit!

I'm not quitting!

You two go outside,

Don't come back in
until you work things out!

Go!

Hey, guys.

I'm drew
and I like dogs.

(Muffled announcements over pa)

(Machines beep)

(Phone beeps)

(Ringing)

Eli:
you've reached eli,
wait for the beep.

(Beep)

Hi. Hi, it's me.
I'm at the hospital.

I was just kinda hoping
to hear your voice.

It just kind of hit me
how scared I am.

And I know I said
not to come home...

(Sobs)

Can you come home please?

Eli:
ask and I appear.

You came.

Yeah, I left right after
you told me the news.

I hope you're not mad.

(Sobbing)

What's going on?
Are you...

Are you leaving or...?
Are you okay?

I feel fine!

Everyone just keeps telling me
that I'm sick.

I think I'm only gonna get
a lot sicker.

I don't wanna
go through this, eli.

(Sighs)

Mrs. Matlin:
well, she's not here,

So just please call me
if she shows up.

Thank you.

Oh! Oh, thank god!

I'm okay.

You're okay?!

You ignored
all my messages!

Okay, mom,
I'm sorry.

Thank you, i...

Do you have any idea
how scared we were,

Imagining all
the terrible things

That could've happened
to you?

I'm sorry.

For everything, i-
god, I was such a bitch!

I messed up,
and I totally understand

Why I don't get to go
to paris.

Maya, honey...

I shouldn't have said
I hate you.

I don't hate you,
I love you!

I love you so much,
and you're the greatest mom.

(Kids shout
in the distance)

Adam:
can we just pretend
that we made up,

So we can go back
to work?

Imogen:
not until you say sorry.

Adam:
me say I'm sorry?!

You're the one trying
to break up my relationship!

I am not!

Then why wouldn't you
switch groups?

The silent treatment.
Real mature.

Okay!

I don't make friends
that easily,

And I wreck everything
I touch.

First with fiona,
and now with you.

Dallas is always
available.

(Retches)

You'll find another girl.

Or boy, or whatever
it is you're into.

I like people.

I like you.

Well, maybe we could be
secret friends.

And stay co-counselors?

But we have to pretend
to hate each other

For becky's sake.

Yaaay!

Uh, that means
no touching!

Uh...

Oh, that's
touching too.

Um, okay.

Imogen moreno reporting
for duty.

This is gonna be a summer
for the books, isn't it?

Well, at least
it won't be boring.

Come on, friend,

Let's tell drew
that we hate each other,

But we're willing
to work together.

For the kids!

And adam, um...

I hope becky realizes
how lucky she is.

Me too.

You all done packing
r soccer camp?

Yeah, pretty much.

Mom said you were upset.

Yeah.

I felt bad
for what I said to her,

And I realize
that I'm lucky

To have the parents
that I do.

So you gonna be okay
without me here this summer?

Of course I will.

It's just...
I don't know.

Everybody leaves me -

You, tristan, tori.

Maybe one day
I won't get left behind.

(Sighs)

(Mrs. Matlin clears throat)

Your father and I have been
talking about paris.

Yeah?

This year has been
awful for you,

And we don't feel very good
about keeping you here

When you have
this amazing opportunity.

You have to promise
to follow the rules

And the curfews.

I expect at least a b-plus
in the course.

You email me once a day,

And you phone three times
a week, minimum!

Promise!

Are you saying
I can go?

Yaaay!
I can go!

(Maya and katie laugh)

Okay, clare,
this isn't gonna hurt a bit.

I'm just making
some last minute adjustments.

Eli:
wow, um...

That gown is really,
really see-through.

Stop. I'm nervous enough
as it is,

I hate needles.

Then good thing
there are no needles.

Just a direct line
plunging deep

Into your chest.

Not helping.

Did it hurt -
when they put that in?

I'll survive.

Marielle:
okay, clare.

The carboplatin drip
is all set up.

Get yourself in
a comfortable position,

And tell me
when you're ready.

I'm ready.

♪ This all ♪

♪ We could bleed
or break ourselves ♪

Madame jean-aux:
ecoutez!

Everyone make sure
you have your passports

Before we leave
for the airport.

Jenna:
where's clare?

Connor:
yeah, she's usually
so punctual.

(Alli sighs)

She wanted me to wait
until the last possible minute.

Jenna:
it's-it's cancer,
isn't it?

Connor:
is she gonna die?

Connor!

What?
It's a valid question!

Alli:
the prognosis is good.

Because if it wasn't,

No one could tear me
away from her.

Tristan:
oh, it's so good your mom
and dad changed their minds.

Maya:
yeah, my parents are awesome
like that.

Well, yeah, summer would've been
a bummer without you.

Madame jean-aux:
everyone, we have some last
minute additions to our group.

Maya and tristan:
yes!

Madame jean-aux:
please make winston and miles
feel welcome.

Tristan:
uh, isn't that the guy
from the concert?

Maya:
oh my god.

Hey, how'd you get
on this trip?

Miles:
uh, well, my father wanted
to send me away,

And chewy here
has to babysit, right?

Yeah, paris,
what a drag.

Yeah. So it looks like we can
spend the summer together

After all.

Maya:
well, I'm spending it
with my best friend,

Not you.

Your loss.

So you two hooking up
or what?

No, no,
definitely not.

Awesome.
Let's keep it that way.

(Scoffs)

I have a feeling

This summer's gonna be
cray-cray.

Then we better
stick together.

Bon! Bien!
Allons-y a paris!

(Students clap
and cheer)