02x12 & 02x13 - Big Time Beach Party

[bunniefuu]

It's the guys I own.

Griffin, remember that deal you made with us?

The one where you capture and destroy my clone and I buy you jetpacks?

No.

The deal where you let us use your Malibu beach house for a day when we get this:

A number one record!

That's right. Big Time Rush officially has a number one record.

In Kerplankistan.

You never said where it should be.

Well played.

There are two rules in my beach house.

One: don't come near my priceless Ming vase collection.

Two: don't even look at my car collection.

Have fun or not.

I don't care.

How long do they do this?

Hard to say.

They once did it for three hours.

Make it count, play it straight. Don't look back, don't hesitate

Make it count, play fair. Don't look back, don't doubt

When you go big time

If you're all for it

What you want, what you feel. Never quitin', make it real

What you want, what you feel. Don't ever stop, make it happen

When you go big time

If you're all for it

oh oh. Hey, hey, listen to your heart now

oh oh. Hey hey listen to your heart now

Hey hey, don't you feel the rush?

Hey hey, don't you feel that kick?

oh, oh. oh, oh. ohhhhh

oh, oh. oh, oh. ohhhhh

Go and shake it up. What ya got to lose?

Go and shake it up. What have you got to lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

Go and get lucky with the life you choose

If you want it all, lay it on the line

If you want it all, risk it

It's the only life you've got so you gotta live it big time

It's the only life you have so you gotta live it big

Subtitle by

DryYoshi

Best beach day ever!

Do you think Griffin would mind if we invited some friends?

Nah, it's just a few people.

Okay, Camille.

Jennifers.

So here.

Guitar guest.

Today is Ukulele guest.

And our Malibu driver.

Here.

Remember: if anyone asks; I'll take you to the airport alone.

No no no. That's not a proper beach outfit.

I have to sh**t new scenes for our "Big Mountain Blizzard Mystery" episode.

But it's the best beach day ever.

And I bought a beach towel, on which we went...

sit and stuff.

I'll have my driver drive there as soon as we're done.

So don't let beach babes take my spot on that towel, okay?

Goodbye kiss?

All aboard the Malibu beach party party bus.

You said "party" twice.

Oh, really.

We go!

Goodmorning sweetheart.

Didn't they put on sunscreen like I said?

They covered themselves from head to toe.

Why is it still closed?

Stop!

She's got sunscreen!

Stop!

Drive, drive, drive!

Stop, stop, stop!

I have to hand it to you. That's the closest you've come in years.

I have been entrusted by parents to protect their children.

And I will not expose them to the terrible rays of the sun.

To the beach!

Oh, I hate the beach!

Salt water in my eyes, seagulls taking your cheese chips...

Celebrity beach houses where you can get an autograph.

On this contract that makes me their new manager.

We go.

Why an urgent Saturday meeting?

Boy Blast, August' .

After their first album Livin' Large reached number one...

she celebrated by renting a beach house.

In Malibu.

So yes?

While there she discovered the relaxed life of beach babes and wild need for shoes.

So yes?

Their second album, Livin' at the Beach, didn't even make it to the top.

Their third album, If You Want Us We're On The Beach And Not Recording, was their last.

I think you are exaggerating, Big Time Rush is not Boy Blast.

That's what I thought.

Until I got this message!

Gustavo, we're going to Malibu!

And we'll never come back!

What are we going to do now?

We're going to turn their best beach day ever into their worst beach day ever.

We go.

Beach house.

Beach!

Best beach day ever.

What is going on here?

I haven't seen so many dancing teens on this beach since the 's.

We'll take over the beach house for today.

And your girl is busy, but you try to make the best of it.

How did you know?

Because I'm you.

From the future.

No no no. I'm J.D. I live four houses away.

But this is a magical beach.

Oh yeah. all

he beach movies in history have been made here on this beach.

Stories full of muscular men.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, old guy.

And the great Kahuna looking for the perfect wave.

And I will find it.

Cobabunga!

And mad scientists.

Actually, the only thing missing is the beach babe.

Unbelieveable. Kendall Knight, from Big Time Rush.

OMG, I'm on a beach towel with Kendall Knight!

There's one more thing...

Can I take a photo?

But I don't remember what it was.

Big smile.

Hi ladies, I didn't see you...

looking at my muscles.

Carlos, we're not here because we like you.

We're here because we like chic Malibu beach houses.

So stay, feet away from us until you get a fancy beach house.

Hey buddy.

How much money can you find with that thing?

I read that a guy found a ring on the beach from . dollars.

What are you doing?

I need to buy a beach house.

No, forget it. I have to pay for medicine studies.

Okay, how do you like this?

I'll do all the digging while you drink some lemonade and...

I will fan you.

A nice breeze.

And I like to drink lemonade.

All right, let's get rich, partner.

Hello, tasty waves. I'm James Diamond.

I will ride you today.

James goes surfing.

Here comes a wave.

That's a big wave.

That's a big wave.

You've gone down hard, dude.

This girl got you out of the water.

Did I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

No.

damn.

Come on.

If you're saving my life, the least you can do is tell me your name.

My name is...

My name is Annie.

It's sunburn time!

She has sunburn!

It says here that Russell Brand lives next door.

He will be a perfect first client for my management.

Promise me you won't break any harassment laws.

Not if you don't either.

Good luck, honey.

Here's something...

I found something. Yes!

It is a large silver earring.

This thing must be worth a lot...

A pirate!

Not just any pirate.

Patchy the Pirate.

The saltiest, most hook-handed pirate to ever search for buried treasure.

Buried baby?

My great-grandfather Scratchy the Pirate's treasure.

Here I have his card.

No, that's a drawing of me finding the treasure.

That's a bone.

Please, boy.

A map to a beautiful treasure.

Way too big for one man to spend.

Well, bye guys.

Patchy, wait!

Okay, the last one.

Carlos, James and Logan are fine, but if you sing...

it's like you're singing to me.

I...

For real? That is cool.

Boyfriend is my favorite song.

It's playing in my head now.

cool. Hey, Sandy, right?

It was great fun with you, but...

I have to go back to the house for some things.

Okay.

Bye, Kendall.

Bye.

Call me!

I put my number, email and ScuttleButter account in your phone.

Okay.

I will do.

Okay okay okay...

Hello Love.

Did you forget something?

Mom!

How cool to have you on the...

Oh no.

You can run, but you can't hide, Kendall Donald Knight!

Best beach day ever.

Kendall, I did it!

I broke up with my boyfriend so we can go out!

Sandy, no. Off, off.

Sandy, you're very nice, but I already have a girlfriend.

I know.

Me!

Look at your ScuttleButter page. I've updated your status and photos.

Oh, this is bad.

Hey you.

Who is the one on the beach towel kissing you?

Not my new girlfriend, because you are my girlfriend.

I only like you---

He loves me now, Jo.

Bye.

Phew, that was awkward.

Sandy, give me the phone so I can call Jo and make things right...

Oh, Kendall. You don't have to hide from our love.

Help!

Kendall, come back. I love you!

New girl.

This card has been in my family for hundreds of years and it is special.

Blah blah blah where's the gold?

I really have no idea what he's saying here except "beach house".

I have no idea.

No one in the family could read his weird language.

Yes, it's upside down.

Are you serious?

If you seek this rich treasure of mine, search the beach where the sun does not shine.

Tree on the beach!

That's it! Hop, hop, hop.

New girl.

Darling!

Do you have a treasure?

You must be strong

to drag me all the way to land.

Well, you can say I grew up in water.

Well, do you want something to eat? I can heat up some of these clams.

No, not necessary. I prefer them raw.

Would you excuse me?

Oh, hey James. How are you?

Where are you going? What do...

What would you say if I told you that the girl who saved my life is a mermaid today?

I will say I played a mermaid in Mertians : Escape from Seaquarium

and it proved that mermaids are real.

How do I find out?

In the film, mermaids were not allowed to get wet, because otherwise they would immediately get a tail.

So all I have to do is take her to the beach and get her wet.

Not without sunscreen.

mrs. Knight, nice to see you, and...

dance party!

The battle has broken out.

Marvin, I have to turn around now. I get tapped.

Down here.

Can I help you with something?

No, but I can help you. Katie Knight, Knight Management.

Any, but do you want an autograph?

Yes, on this talent contract.

Which allows me to take your career into the stratosphere.

Any, wait a minute.

Marvin, you promised to throw a party and things aren't going so well.

I have no chairs, no ice sculptures and the worst part is that there is no centerpiece.

I'm mad, Marvin.

Katie, I want you to study hard, study and then come back and we'll talk about it.

I'll be back much sooner than that.

Ok-- Wow, wow, excuse me.

Where are the vegetarian cocktail sausages?

Nobody ordered cocktail sausages.

I specifically asked for vegetarian cocktail sausages. I had a dream. I want sausages at my party. I want a party full of sausages.

Put it there.

Okay, here's the plan.

Your sense of smell is directly linked to your memory.

Yes.

Or we forget the plan and go have a nice day at the beach.

No. All we have to do is let these stink bombs go off at Griffin's house.

That way, BTR will only think of stench when they think of the beach.

And then they never want to go back.

Now open the back door.

Let me out!

Open the door!

I can't see the door!

I can taste it.

There's a crazy fangirl after me who thinks she's my new girlfriend so help me get rid of her because I brought you to this beach house and please.

Good.

Kendall!

Kendall!

Do you already have something?

I get something.

Yes! I get something.

He's got it.

It was not me.

It was this.

An old pirate fart pillow?

Is that it? Is that my family baby?

What a scam.

Wait, there's something written on it.

When you've found the pillow that sounds like someone pooping, walk south for your next clue to the treasure you're looking for.

It's not a treasure map.

It's a treasure hunt!

step south!

A...

That's to the west.

I knew that!

One, two, three and...

Oh, Sandy. There you are.

Who are they?

Honey, you can't expect a rock star like Kendall to hang out with just one girl.

So get used to it.

OMG.

You are Kendall Knight!

Can I be one of your many crazy fan friends you can't relate to?

boom.

What shall I say? I'm a selfish, spoiled, famous bastard I'm sure you want to dump right now.

Oh Kendall, I know you're only doing this to make me jealous, but I'm not the jealous type.

But I wonder if Jo is.

Oh no, don't post the picture!

Hello.

It's Jo.

Now you have all the Jennifers on your beach towel.

Jo, I can explain everything. It's kinda crazy...

He hangs up again.

Hey!

I get a new phone from you.

Best beach day ever.

Wait, Kendall. Where are you going? You are my new boyfriend.

Boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend. Boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy

Have you ever had the feeling your drawn to someone? yeah

Have you ever felt like you're attracted to someone? Yes

And there isn't anything they could have said or done

And there's nothing they could have said or done

I don't know what kind of guy that you prefer

I don't know for boy you prefer

But I know I gotta put myself or worse

But I know I have to put myself on the line or worse

Argh, you're smart.
Take steps south from this tooth.

See, I think got the kind of love that you deserve

Look, I think I got it s

some love you deserve

And I heard that

And I heard that

That you're looking for boyfriend. I see that

That you're looking for a boyfriend. I see that

Give me time, you know I'm gonna be there

Give me some time, you know I'll be there

Don't be scared to come put your trust in me

Don't be afraid to put your trust in me

Can't you see all I really wanna be is your boyfriend. can't fight that

Can't you see that all I want to be is your boyfriend. I can't b*at that

Let me down, you know I'm coming right back

Disappoint me, you know I'll be right back

I don't care at all what you done before

I don't care what you did for this

you already become
warmer

All I really want to be is your

All I really want to be is you

If you tell me where, I'm waiting here

If you tell me where, I'll wait here

Everyday like slum dog millionaire

Every day as slum dog millonaire

Bigger than the twilight love affair

Bigger than the twilight love affair

I'll be here. Girl, I swear (looking for a looking for a)

I'll be here. Girl, I swear (looking for a, looking for a)

That you're looking for boyfriend. I see that

That you're looking for a boyfriend. I see that

Give me time, you know I'm gonna be there

Give me some time, you know I'll be there

Don't be scared to come put your trust in me

Don't be afraid to put your trust in me

Can't you see all I really wanna be is your boyfriend

Can't you see that all I want to be is your boyfriend.

can't fight that

I can't b*at that

Let me down, you know I'm coming right back

Disappoint me, you know I'll be right back

I don't care at all what you done before

I don't care what you did for this

Can't you see all I really wanna be is your boyfriend

Can't you see the only thing I want to be is your boyfriend

can't fight that

I can't b*at that

Let me down, you know I'm coming right back

Disappoint me, you know I'll be right back

I don't care at all what you done before

I don't care what you did for this

All I really want to be is your

All I want to be is your boyfriend

your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend

your fri-free v-v-v-v-v-boyfriend

All I really want to be is your

All I want to be is you

Mama Knight!

Well, my work here is done.

If you need me I'm reading on a beach chair.

Can this day get any worse?

Kendall, there you are. I remember what I had forgotten.

A bad guy always comes halfway through the movie to b*at you up.

What?

So you're the dead man who stole my Sandy.

Get ready to be canned.

I told you it was a magical beach.

Look, Tad. It is over.

Kendall and I are in love and we are going to build a life together.

That is not true.

It's time for Tad to get a bath.

Hold on, guys.

You must solve this like men.

With a surf or dance competition.

No?

No thanks.

This isn't over yet, Hollywood.

Oh Kendall.

You're so brave, the way you stood up for me.

Are we up there? We are only steps away from our treasure.

Guys, don't go!

And if you need me...

Am I in love with a mermaid?

James, don't go. Please help! Help!

†

†

We're rich, guys!

Scratchy's treasure is a million dollar beach house!

patchy.

This house is not your treasure, this house is built on top of the treasure.

Then let's dig, guys!

Wow, wow, wow. No, are you crazy?

We can't punch through Griffin's million dollar house!

We have to start in the basement under this place.

Perfect! Griffin will never notice if we dig in his dirty old basement.

Unless, of course, it's filled with his precious Ming vase collection!

Do not touch!

Marvin, why aren't the Black Eyed Peas available?

I need a band to make the party successful and I'm still waiting for my... seats.

and my... ice sculpture and my... centerpiece.

I do not know you.

Is that a jellybean likeness of my head?

A centerpiece that you and your party guests will never forget.

Listen, Katie.

You're very nice, but I can't let a little one year old be my manager, can I?

Why not?!!

wow.

You see? I can be aggressive.

Yes, that was scary.

Hey Russell, the scripts just arrived.

I'm organizing a party.

Just say I'll do anything that starts with the letter N...

And everything that has a monkey as an assistant.

Let me arrange something. I'll read through it and then come back with the result.

You can't be my manager, you're too small!

I don't care if she's a mermaid.

She's nice, she's got feet and I fall for her.

Then I think you should be with her.

There you are.

Hi. Should I be jealous of that girl you were with?

No, she's just a friend.

Because I hoped we could be more than friends.

Wow you look nice together.

I need to talk to James for a minute.

Wait... Sorry.

uh, yes. I was just about to kiss!

I just remembered the end of Mertians .

When you kiss a mermaid you turn into a merman.

My dad just called and he needs my help on the ocean floor, so...

Then maybe I'll see you later.

Beautiful. Yes, that would be crazy. Let's see each other again later.

What should I do? I think I'm in love.

Not now, dancing teens!

Was the X really necessary?

Come on, it looks cool.

Who cares, this thing is super ugly.

Stop that.

They are thousands of years old and priceless.

Griffin didn't let us come here.

What does it matter?

Our wealth is buried under this floor.

And if we break a vase, we buy him a new one.

Yes, he's right Logan.

Where did you get that jackhammer?

Jackhammer shop.

Thank you.

Do you know how to use such a thing?

How hard can it be?

go.

Coast is safe.

Bucket, bucket, put the bucket on it!

darling?

Honey, you just have to be honest with her.

Just tell her that you will never have sex with her and that she should go back to her boyfriend.

Just give me some lemonade and I'll think about it.

Before you surrender to a life under the sea...

Let's see if you can handle it.

Yes, I can do this.

I like having a tail.

Now... There's no Cuda man spray in the ocean.

So you have to get used to the smell of fish.

It smells awful!

Mermaids don't eat cheeseburgers.

So are you willing to give this up...

for this?

Tasty shell. I can give up on that one...

Who am I kidding. I love cheeseburgers.

and on man spray and on my feet.

Then you better tell Annie it's over.

We come from two different worlds.

Will he notice?

What does it matter. We have found the treasure!

We have the treasure!

We are rich!

Step back and get ready to stare at Scratchy the Pirate's great treasure.

He's locked.

Okay guys, we tried hard.

Wait, back up guys.

Because Carlos the Pirate is going to solve it.

Bring it on!

It fits well.

He must be able to open, think.

He is stuck.

Kendall!

Sandy!

We have to talk.

I know. Because you can't wait to wear...

our promise rings.

Yo, Kendall. Jo called. She's looking for you.

She doesn't sound very happy.

Promise rings?!

Jo, this is a long story, but I can explain everything...

She threw the phone away again.

Hey!

Sandy.

I don't want this promise ring, there's nothing going on between us.

And that will never be the case.

I've been acting nice all day, and it's not working. So I want you to leave me alone.

I understand.

tad!

He hurt my feelings.

First you take off my girlfriend and then you hurt her feelings?

It's time for Tad to get mad.

Two people can play this game.

Guys!

Hi, teenagers.

Not what I had in mind.

I've thought about it a bit.

There is only one way to solve this.

A drag race.

I know of other ways to solve this!

Yes. If Kendall wins, you troublemakers will leave the beach forever.

But when Tad wins, Kendall and his Hollywood friends leave the beach and never come back.

What?

Looks like someone is scared.

Look everyone, Hollywood is a scaredy-cat.

Because he knows if he goes drag racing against Tad, he loses.

Hard.

Drag race, drag race, drag race!

Bring it on.

Perfect. All we need to do is make Kendall finish the drag race

lies.

Then BTR can never come back to this beach.

Or we go off this dangerous cliff and just have a fun day at the beach.

It is a beautiful day.

My plan is better.

High five.

I hate the beach.

Drag race then.

Quads, Sicklemore Beach.

One rent, be there.

On your quad.

For the drag race we're going to have.

Do not forget...

I know.

You made a big mistake falling in love with me.

A drag race?

That's how it goes on the beach.

I'll let you use my quad.

Yes, one problem: I've never ridden a quad!

Then why challenge Tad to a drag race?

Where did you get a cannon?

g*n shop.

Less talking, more banging!

Wait a second.

How did we not see it?

Blow out the fire!

Yes, we missed.

This is so bad!

Oh no, that was our only cannonball.

No.

Yes, you must wear gloves.

Marvin, the party starts in two hours.

Can you promise me a great band? I look around and there's no... What do you mean they should be here?

Marvin, I'm not happy.

Guys, can you hold on for a second so I can think.

Okay. I've read and reviewed all the scripts and I've decided you should do this one.

fumble bums.

The footballer-out-of-water story suits your corvasce.

And your monkey sidekick makes it family-friendly.

Which guarantees more than a million visitors in the opening weekend.

Monkey helper, huh?

Put this at "maybe".

Katie, I am very impressed with many of your achievements today.

But I can not have a small 1 year old manager, I am a respected man.

Sign with my management right now, and I'll bring a good band with an international number one hit here in one hour.

Girl, don't play mind games with me.

And I already have a fantastic, more than adequate band here.

Play, guys.

Listen to that.

How could I not love this?

Don't hit her too hard.

And don't lose yourself in the moment that makes you kiss her.

I know you do that sometimes.

No problemo, with mermaid-o.

I just went to the beach house.

annie...

Sorry.

There is no more beach house for us.

or beach or eat mussels on the ocean floor.

I do not get it. I thought we...

We come from two different worlds.

But I will never forget you.

I don't really know what that means.

But I hope this changes your mind.

James, no!

The mermaids kiss!

The transformation begins!

Soon I will be part beautiful and part scary.

How long will this take exactly?

You're not a mermaid, are you?

What?

No.

No, you said you grew up in water.

You ate a mussel with shell and all.

And you said you talked to your father on the ocean floor.

I have been a competitive swimmer since I was three.

I ate the mussel, shell and all, because it's a trick my father taught me who owns The Ocean Floor.

The restaurant, right there by the beach.

Can we then make sure these last minutes didn't happen?

I think you're lucky you're so cute.

That's a yes.

I go to this beach much more often.

Not if Kendall loses that drag race.

We go.

Man, we haven't had any luck today.

Which is weird considering I had my lucky key with me the whole time.

It has been in my family for generations.

Give here.

Open up, open up!

We are rich!

I'm going to prepay for medical school.

I'm buying my beach house for the Jennifers.

I'm going to buy another cannonball.

I'm going to use this to pay for my priceless Ming vase collection.

And my sports car.

You do understand that I have security cameras everywhere.

Naturally.

Okay, I'm going to make a sandwich.

Well, guys. We don't have the treasure, but at least we had a fun pirate adventure.

That's right.

And next week we're going after my great-great-grandfather Snatchy's treasure.

Not if Kendall loses that drag race.

Come with me.

Yo Kendall, what's going on here?

Drag race.

If Kendall wins you can stay on the beach and Tad has to leave.

But if Tad wins, you'll have to leave and never come back.

We can't get off the beach! We love it!

I have no choice.

Are you going to stand there criticizing me or cheering on your best friend?

He's going to be drag racing!

It

it's time for Tad to get rad.

You can do it, man!

You can't lose!

This is actually quite fun.

I told you this was a magical beach.

The gear!

Okay, you've lost your mind.

Look, it's simple. I'm running on the track...

Kendall sees me, brakes, loses the race...

And then BTR may never go back to Malibu.

Kendall.

Not bad.

I hate the beach.

He's going to lose.

That's not fair!

He never gets past him!

I know you raced to impress me, and I definitely want to take you back.

Sandy...

There's nothing going on between us.

Jo is my girlfriend.

And she's the only one I want sitting next to me on that towel.

She called me to see what was going on.

Don't leave that beach.

I'm coming.

Obviously this doesn't really work, so...

I'm going with Tad again.

You see? I told you so.

Everything will be fine in the end.

Now then...

All we need is a big beach song to close it off.

You wanna sing at Russell Brand's beach party tonight?

Ladies and gentlemen, and VIPs.

A warm welcome to Big Time Rush!

After six hours of school I've got enough for the day

After six hours of school I have enough for the day

I hit the radio dial and turn it up all the way

I turn the radio volume all the way up

I gotta dance right on the spot

I have to dance here in this place

This b*at's really hot

This b*at is very hot

Dance, dance, dance. Yes!

Dance, dance, dance. Yes!

When I feel put down I try to shake it off quick

When I feel down I try to shake it off quickly

With my chick by my side the radio does the trick

With my girl by my side the radio does the work

I love to dance right on the spot

I like to dance here in this place

This b*at's really hot

This b*at is very hot

Dance, dance, dance. Yes!

Dance, dance, dance. Yes!

Hey Russell. I told you I'd take care of everything.

This party is going well!

Actually, my new manager Katie took care of everything.

What?

You can't hire a one-year manager!

Why not?!

Russ, we're family.

Get out of my life. If I loved you I would take you.

...and jump in when it's fast

...and jump in if it's fast

I love to dance right on the spot

I like to dance here in this place

This b*at's really hot

This b*at is very hot

You know, if the boys love the beach so much, we could always move Rocque Records to Malibu.

Why didn't you say that this morning?

Best beach day ever!

Step it up, get in gear. Go for broke, make it clear

Come on, get started. Go for it, make it clear

Gotta go big time

You have to go hard for it

Make it work, get it right. Change the world overnight

Make it work, do it right. Change the world tonight

Gotta dream big time

Must dream big

Hey Hey. Give it all you got now

Hey, hey. Give it all you've got now

Hey Hey. Isn't it a rush?

Hey, hey. Isn't it a kick?

Go and shake it up, what you got to lose?

Go and shake it up. What have you got to lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

Go and get lucky with the life you choose

If you want it all, lay it on the line

If you want it all, risk it

It's the only life you've got, so you gotta live it big time

It's the only life you have so you gotta live it big