02x15 - Adventures in Alien House-Sitting

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Wes, what do you think,
this one, or this one?

-It...
-Choose carefully.

I want my new profile picture
say I'm confident and strong,

but also sensitive and sweet,
but serious and smart.

-Then...
-This one.

Then another one.

Why do you ask?

"I can't wait to see everyone at my party
next Friday. Let's get some chips."

Wait.

Why don't I know
Chaz party Friday?

Who knows.

Possible...

you weren't invited?

Chaz, how are you?

Hey, Gabby. I...

Cool. Why wasn't I invited?

You mean my party.

Yeah, it's not a party,
but more to relax.

Fantastic.

I'm relaxed.

I relax. I will come.

Gabby, you weren't actually invited

because sometimes you can be a little...

excessive.

I?

Gabby Duran could go overboard?

Yes, right.

I just want to have a small meeting

with some friends
and eat lots of chips.

I really don't want
exaggerate it.

Sorry.

Wes, what is this feeling?

You're scared, Gabby.

Fear of missing something.

♪ Yes, yes

♪ I'm as normal as a fish on a bicycle

♪ Adaptable
Like summer and ice

♪ Do not fight
Be what you are

♪ I skate off the track

♪ When trying to stay inside
Not surprisingly I failed

♪ It's okay, I'm unique

♪ I am indeed unique

♪ Every time you feel something

♪ Feeling of not understanding humans

♪ Then why?

♪ I do what I like

♪ You do what you like

♪ When we don't match

♪ We stand out in a crowd
And shine

♪ I do what I like

♪ I am the only one

♪ Don't try
To conform

♪ I do what I like

Do you know? Who cares Chaz
didn't invite me to the party?

He loses,
because my Friday night is full.

"Can't wait for Friday night adventure
with my friend Wes."

Actually, I have a plan
to go to Chaz's party.

-What?
-Forgive me,

I didn't know you weren't invited.

Sky outside the city, on a cruise
with his other father

and I can't stop
thinking how much I miss him.

I need this party, Gabby.

Only that will divert
my attention.

Well. So, everyone
been busy except for me.

Gabby, you have no plans
on Friday night, right?

That's a cruel satire.

Very cruel.

You will babysit Demi.

Now that he's grown,

but so childish
and quite impulsive.

So you can't, for a moment,
divert your attention.

People have uploaded Chaz's stupid party.

Gabby, are you listening to me?

I'm in and out.

Swifty, don't worry.
I can handle Remi.

For the sake of it!

Yes, he is too.

Hello!

for the sake of?

Intruder Alert!

Eliminates the intruder in five,
four, three, two...

Not. I'm here to babysit Demi.

Gotcha!

You should have seen your face.

Who or what are you?

I'm Demi, artificial intelligence

designed to take care of
and operate this alien residence.

I'm his house.

Good. I take care of a house.

Jeremy, after talking to Gabby
about his plans for Friday night,

-I realized...
-How pathetic is he?

I realized we never had
Friday night plans.

That's what you think. Last Friday,
I do a lot of things.

You eat the sandwich and fall asleep.

That's two things.

Jeremy, humans think
Friday night was serious.

If you want to keep blending in,
we have to start out.

Okay.

I'll call.

Yes.

Jimbuk!

I'll call too.

I have friends too!

SKY'S FATHER

SKY'S FATHER

CALLING SKY'S FATHER

I can't believe Swift didn't say
I will take care of a house.

Like my Friday
not boring enough.

Boring? Impossible.

I'm an alien smart house.

I can do anything.
Ask for something.

I guess I can go have a snack?

Then go to the food maker.

Taquito?

Pretty cool.

Why does your phone keep turning on?

That's quite annoying.

Is this some kind of mission
secret parenting?

Not that cool.
This is just a notification.

Stupid people keep uploading
stupid photo at Chaz stupid party.

Sounds stupid.

Let's see. Start projection.

-Gabby, pe

This sta is invisible...
-Stupid. I know!

It looked amazing.

Everyone but me celebrate
Great Friday night

and I missed it all.

What do you mean? They only eat chips.

We can do
more things than that.

Do you know? You are right.

This house is much better
than Chaz's party.

How about we show you
what are they missing?

NACHO PROBLEM

SWIMMING

MUST JUMP

Many have liked it.

They must have wished they were here.

You wouldn't expect that
soon.

What? Why?

Because I invited them.

What are you doing?

How do I explain
to a group of people

that this is an alien house?

It doesn't matter. I won't let...

Hey!

Gabby, we saw your post
and not going to Chaz party

to hang out with you.

Nacho Fountain, here I come!

I let them in.

Yes, I see.

Amazing cheese!

-It is not good.
-I know.

I can't join the party
if stuck on a wall like this.

Wait, what?

-It's much better.
-Gabby, there you are.

-It is not good.
-I know.

I sent a funny joke
to Sky last minute

and have not received a reply.

That's too long, isn't it?

Maybe he doesn't understand.

Sometimes jokes are funnier when they are explained.

That's what my father said.

Hi, I'm Demi, smart house alien
in a hologram. How are you?

Pleased to meet you.

What is the longest time
do you respond to SMS?

We have to stop this.

I have to upload this.

Or we go ahead and show
to everyone awesome party!

Once people hear
how great it was to hang out with Gabby D,

I will never
not invited to parties anymore.

-What do you think?
-I hate it.

Damn, I like that.

Don't worry, I'll take care
everything remains terrestrial.

I'll text the joke again.
He might not see it.

Excuse me! You all have to go...

...upload and document tonight
as much as possible!

Let's party!

Yes!

So I said to him,
what are Plutonian people

eat slughorn for breakfast?

Good joke, Blurt. Classic comedy!

Laughing is good. Also healthy.

You know, Blurt,
we almost made a plan

to go with Father Sky tonight.

But I'm glad we left it
at the last moment to be with you.

Thank you for treating us.

Luchachos Flavor Feast
is my favorite food group.

Good food is meaningless
without good friends.

Shall we continue this party?

There's a new postage stamp in the shop.

Wait. Have you been licked or not?

Not yet.

What are you waiting for?

-Let's lick.
-Yes!

Let's celebrate Friday Night Friends Party,
Brother!

Friday Night Friends Party.

Please let me still come.

Why is everything covered in plastic?

Sorry about this.

Blurt, what's wrong?

Is this a joke between friends?

I like good jokes,
but this is no joke.

But I can find
fart pillow if you want.

Of course, but why would we
wear laser shackles?

Here's the problem. I have a big debt.

I was conned by my brother, Glurt.

Turns out he's not my brother.

That's the trick.

-Anyway, I need money now.
-But what does that have to do with us?

Gor-Monite's Uncle and Nephew Combo
is a rare food on some planets.

People will pay dearly
to devour you.

No offense.

Looks like I got it
some interested buyers.

We shouldn't believe
a bearded Borg.

Blurt, please let us go
or people will realize we are lost.

Come on, we both know you never
have Friday night plans.

No one will miss you.

It hurts because it's true.

All right, guys, that's it.

The greatest party
all time has just begun.

You must have wished you were here.
Gabby's out.

Demi, time to level up.

Crazy food combination
from the food maker!

French fries pizza!

An immersive experience in the aquarium.

That's very deep.

Finally, holographic celebrities.

TJ Candy Bean!

TJ Candy Bean Hologram?
Is this real life?

Gabby, what a party.

What is wrong with me?

-I didn't ask...
-Not many.

I already messaged Sky

and he hasn't replied
but I'm fine.

Well.

Actually I'm not good.

He broke up with me, Gabby.
Punch

my stupid el knows that.

Stop judging me, Cellphone!

Guys, how about you take a break

and enjoy the donut burger
from the food maker?

How are you friend? Come in.

Seems like the coolest place
for Friday night is with Gabby D.

I don't want this party to end.

Hey, bad news,
the party must be over.

As per my guess, you two are proven
become a fairly popular commodity

for the aliens out there.

How can you sleep...

I fold my whole body
into medium-sized cardboard.

It feels good because it's so dense.

I have many good offers,
but i reject all of them.

Because you are considering
to free us?

No, that's so wrong.

Actually, I rejected all of them

because I got an offer
which is higher than the others.

Now I know what I said
very misleading. Sorry.

So you're still going to sell us
as alien food without reservation?

So true! i like you guys,
but I need the money.

-Just sue me.
-See you in court!

I will go.

I let men
who bought you runs this place.

By the way, he sounds crazy.

Goodbye, gentlemen.

Blurt!

Do not do this!

I'll keep your fart pillow!

Impossible. I thought we ignored you.

Regards.

My system uses solar power,

and all your party wishes
which exhausts me immensely.

You understand?

I feel betrayed, and hurt,
and frankly, a bit betrayed.

Yes, you said.

Fine, Chaz left
his own party to come here

which means we have
something very special,

and we have to carry on.

So, please,
do whatever is necessary.

I know what to do.

Yes!

Hey, Gabby.

I ended my party early
because half the people come here.

Anyway, I want to see this.

-Do you have...
-Chips!

Is that too much?

Yes of course.

Don't worry! It's just music.
I like strong bass.

Gabby.

Demi, why is this house shaking?

It...

Let's just say I've solved
our electricity problem.

Please explain.

It's very simple.
I flew his house into space.

You're welcome.

Gabby, I know why Sky
Haven't replied to my message yet!

He doesn't hate me.
He was clearly in danger.

Very clear to me.

How can reply to your boyfriend's message
what's funny when you're held hostage?

The answer is you can't, Gabby.

As for who kidnapped him,
the possibilities are endless.

Maybe a space pirate

or a quasi-dimensional energy being
very motivated!

Wes, stop it.

There's a bigger problem
than imaginary energy beings.

We're in outer space.

Why are we in outer space?

Good question.

By the way, why are we in outer space?

I need solar power,

So, I launched it into the sun
to get more.

Like I said, very simple.

That's crazy. You said you would take care
everything remains terrestrial.

Calm. I stabilized the gravity.

No one will feel anything.

I'm smart home, Gabby,
not stupid house.

I guess they will all realize
while trying to leave

and sucked into outer space.

Yes. I didn't think of that.

You have to bring us back to Earth.

Of course. I mapped our way back.
No problem.

Gabby, we have a problem.

I've been down, but my navigation is broken.

Turns out all cell phone activity
at home annoying.

The funny thing is, we're in free fall.

The good news, we fell to Earth,
as requested.

Hard to believe!

You pay dearly
to eat our flesh?

Yes, that's me.

But I have to add
best seasoning

for the best taste.

Principal, let me handle it.

I know what to say
to save us.

Eat him, not me!

I eat trash,
So, I must be disgusting!

Jeremy, you trash boy. How dare you?

Eat him!

The young flesh is soft and tender.
My flesh is rough and old.

Perfect.

You have to see
your facial expressions. Very stupid.

-You idiot!
-What?

I won't eat you.

Just lonely after being ignored
and want good food.

So, while looking for
my sad pizza on the internet,

I found the Blurt site.

You bought us just to hang out?

Everyone knows how important it is
Friday night plans.

Then why did you make us
think you will eat us?

Because it's fun.

It...

...extraordinary.

Right. Remarkable

and we are sorry
has left you, Mr. Sky's dad.

But since we're already here,

we really want to hold
Friday Night Friends Party with you.

It's the most fun night
in my life.

Is eating still an option?

What do you mean cell phone activity
interfere with your navigation system?

I thought you were an alien artificial intelligence
super-sophisticated.

I'm Beta version.

If you want to land
safely on Earth,

you have to turn off
all mobile devices here.

Okay. No cell phone.

Hey, Everyone!

We're having a technical problem,

So, I want everyone
turn off his cell phone.

Not.

Yes, I guessed it.

This is all my fault.

-Not.
-So true.

This won't happen
if i don't really care

about not being invited to a party.

Maybe I don't need to be invited all the time.

Maybe that's okay.

Maybe my self esteem is undefined...

Gabby.

I like your opinion on this,
but this house is falling.

We're going to crash into Earth!

We're about to land in five minutes.

Okay. If these fools
don't want to turn off their phone,

we will handle it ourselves.

How about it, Wes? Ready for a little action?

Three more minutes.

Two more minutes.

Thirty seconds before the collision.

The phone is still on.
I was right, weren't I?

-Twenty five, ...
-Chaz, turn off your phone!

Sorry, Gabby. I'm having fun
with great sh*ts.

Sharp chips.

Too much!

Sorry, I'll get a new one.

My navigation system is on.

Let's land this house.

Alright, party over! It's time to go home.

-We did it!
-But that's mostly me.

Great landing.

Gabby, if you don't return it
our phones, we'll call the police.

Fair enough.

So, I won't be invited
to the party again, right?

Of course not.

So, the same next Friday?

Yes, I think I want to have a night
quiet at home next week.

Thank you

Sky just texted me.

He said trying to send a message
and you haven't replied.

My phone is in airplane mode.

He texted me.

Good grief. This means he will see
crazy messages I send.

Honey, burn your phone.

Next,
at Gabby Duran and the Unsittables...

We must have grandparents.

I want mine so wrinkled!

Grandma Ruth loves fun
extraordinary and dangerous.

Grandmother!

Children, watch out!
Grandma's body is not what it used to be.

-Grandma's back.
-But your grandmother lost

warrior spirit.

You have to give him Gwar-Gwario.

Hey, Grandma.

You guys stay at Grandma's house now!