nothing like a lazy Sunday morning got a
cup of tea stuck at Yacht rock albums on
vinyl and a brand new loofah just
waiting to be made unreturnable now all
I needs my morning paper every Sunday
that lousy draft ruins my morning
routine
mother nature's gotten real smug ever
since my factories gave her the power to
rain acid it's time I take her down a
peg
once I rotate my lair 16 degrees I will
have beaten mother nature at her own
game breakfast is served we worked all
morning on this bountiful feast but it
was a labor of love oh look what you did
clean that mess up while I go get my
gravity boots and don't touch anything
whoops knuckles how many times do we
have to tell you not to dig tunnels
everywhere
oh but diggings what I dig you dig well
not anymore it's not
touchdown sometimes I think Eggman
doesn't appreciate us what makes you say
that the way he kicks us when we're down
calls us names and always says I don't
appreciate you dr. Eggman Wanda does
gravity boots because to Fashion Week's
just around the corner no to counteract
the effects of this anti-gravity ray
this new invention could revolutionize
the world as we know it and it makes a
swing hat too give me that hang on I'll
get you down just wait'll they see me
sporting these babies during Fashion
Week
I told you half-wits not touch anything
extra gravitational forces scrambling
his processors minions get me that
gravity ray know that winds not gonna
get the best of me again this one
penalty kick can a young woman break the
glass ceiling and prove once and for all
that a female can be just as good an
athlete as a male you know Amy
anytime someone calls attention to the
breaking of gender roles it ultimately
undermines the concept of gender
equality by implying that this is an
exception and not to status quo what
just because I'm a me Ted doesn't mean
I'm not a feminist well I'm Lois to call
a halt to this very important dialogue
I'd be remiss if I didn't point out
I don't think it's aliens we got to
worry about
toast
you've got the knob do something or I'll
dock you a year's pay actually he can't
dock their wages because he doesn't pay
you
you could probably dock there for room
and board not if he's claiming them as
dependents on his taxes could we perhaps
discuss my financial matters at another
juncture I guess if I want to fix this I
gotta pull myself up on my gravity
bootstraps and do it myself
hello sir would you care for a car wash
while you dine you can handle this
Eggman just got a inventor thingy yeah
I'll do that
looks like we've got a rescue more than
just our beach towels oh great now he's
affecting cannon this has gone too far
tails you got anything that could launch
me into the air just got to connect this
hyper tube to that oscillator Oh
Sonic's here he'll save today or
something I'd never get d*ed down again
you still got it see see
[Music]
that can't be good it's also clear now
as if I'm seeing the world from a new
perspective gee imagine that we should
all float freely one order french fries
please do you want fries with that hmm
good question you know what I do want
fries with my fries
not any grab thing is really turning
into a pain in the butt guess it falls
on that man to take care of business and
make my own fries the path to true
enlightenment is by breaking free of the
invisible forces that hold you down
thank you bye guys starting to make a
lot of sense yeah until everybody floats
so high they run out of oxygen and can't
breathe
good point when she said that before I
went all-in yeah these fries are either
burnt or frozen or somehow both
you're free now free to express yourself
Oh No
the last thing we want is a me
expressing herself we gotta do something
[Music]
join my movement sonic and together will
hand up annoying pamphlets to people at
the airport
I can feel crabby sticky hands all over
me
[Applause]
huh glad that's over
I'll never be swayed by charismatic
charlatans offering vague promises of a
better future again can I interest you
in an exclusive timeshare opportunity
Simon
great job up there tails I learned from
the best
TV Oh cruel fate sending me back to my
mundane low-altitude existence
cubot have your Diagnostics return to
operational capacity no but I'm working
just fine he's back to normal
hey something isn't right anyone else
feeling a little heavy well I did eat an
entire extra-large pizza lovers Pizza
this afternoon that's a pizza with the
little piece of thought up
I'm with Sonic something in kosher here
I don't think you switched off the
antigravity ray I think you put it in
reverse
I finally done the perfect batch of
fries now to taste your closest you'll
have to take up the gravity ray no
problemo
actually yes problemo remember what I
said before about not digging tunnels
forget it forget what dig
[Applause]
by my calculations we've managed to
rotate the layer an entire eighth of a
degree great only 127 eighths more to go
then you can come back inside
[Music]
02x38 - Eggman's Anti Gravity Ray
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.