07x19 - It Isn't the Mane Thing About You

Episode transcripts for the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Aired: October 2010 to October 2019.*
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07x19 - It Isn't the Mane Thing About You

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looks like i'm not the only one who left

mayor's day to the last minute

there's just so many how can i choose

[Applause]

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now hang on everypony we'll help all of

you ow what i would do

is pick flowers that accentuate my mane

it makes for a captivating color story

when you present them to whomever

they're intended

that's it

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color consultations was a great idea

rarity now what can we do for you

oh darling i need a dozen lavender

pieces for photo finishes sh**t on the

most beautiful manes in equestria

i know you're swamped but it's for

vanity mayor she's going to take

pictures of my mane so color

coordination is a must

anything for you rarity

have you a single big one if the wind

came from one direction it would really

intensify the effect

i don't but i could make you one it's

not like i've got anything else to do

hmm i do enjoy the windswept look but

other ponies might need to see it before

they feel it

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my mane will be flowing over the shares

in the tableau i have in mind but i was

hoping to choose the color

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could you make one in a pale yellow i

need something across the color wheel

from this

oh if these came in different colors i'd

buy one for every room

hmm sales have been down

more colors it is

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pinkie i need to put photo finish in a

good mood and nothing creates a better

move than your convection

am i interrupting

we weren't just celebrating the

anniversary of the twins first sneezes

um just about one year ago

there was a tickle in your nose you

snorted through the nursery

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congratulations

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my little pony my little pony

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faithful and strong sharing kindness

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ah

okay i can't have photo finish sh**t my

name like this and this party string

won't come off oh that's because it's

not just party string it's super sticky

celebration string

sorry i guess my space adversary was a

little too sneezy pratori

it'll be fine pinkie i'll find a way to

clean this up before the sh**t tomorrow

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actually you might consider doing the

same

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if only we had some kind of super sudsy

main conditioning shampoo for you and a

magical cleaning remover potion for me

that's it we'll pay a visit to zakora

she's a wonder with a cauldron i'm sure

she can mix up a fix for both of us

that's good because it would take

forever to yank all those baked goods

out of this super sticky celebration

string

i think you may still have some baking

to do

i do wish the cora lived in town one

shouldn't have to brave the darkest part

of the forest for shampooing do you

think photo finish would want to take a

picture of my mane

um

i'm not sure that your style is quite

right for this particular photo essay

photo finish traveled everywhere in her

search for the most beautiful of maine's

even yeah well looks don't have manes

per se and i'm not sure their style is

quite what she's looking for either

so at this moment neither is mine don't

worry sigour will absolutely be able to

help

i'm sure you're right

listen spooky eyes why don't you take a

picture it will last longer

one second thought don't getting my

picture taken in this state is what i'm

trying to avoid

are you certain that's safe

i'm sure they seem strange but my

methods are mine after all i've been

doing this for quite a long time

i'll have those cupcakes cleaned off in

no time you really should make new ones

for your mane of course just soap will

do so use my super sudsy shampoo oh what

a relief i can't tell you how worried i

was that my mane wouldn't be ready for

the sh**t

you were right to be concerned manes are

tricky i have learned

tell me about it cleaning is simple but

a magical fix could cause any number of

troublesome ticks

really

oh

there are tales i could tell to make

your hair stand on end horrifying

terrifying attempts to main men

but i do enjoy a good yarn but i'm not

sure i could take any more mane fright

today well i love a good scary story

there's the contagious frizz that

spreads friend to friend or the story of

the infinitely splitting end

yes well very entertaining uh thanks for

the shampoo

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anything about curls that keep on

curling until your whole body is one big

curl

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there is one story i nearly forgot of an

earth pony who needed to clean up her

shop

that's just what i have to do

weird

perhaps it'd be better if i were more

clear you can't clean up sugar cube

corner from here

geez agora i can take a hint

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with just a few drops any mess you'll

improve if you focus on that which you

want to remove it won't be hard to focus

on the super sticky celebration string

it's kind of the only thing you can see

the course said it would only take a few

drops but i figured we should all chip

in

just in case remember to only focus on

the party stream we don't want to

accidentally remove anything

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a else shower really gives you the

chance to focus on the fabulosity of

your mane

not the most pleasant scent but it gets

the job done

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my mane feels lighter all right

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it's important that you know that i am

not pointing hooves but i don't

understand is that you rarity why would

you think to point your hooves at me

let's just say i understand why your

shampoo hasn't made a splash in the

marketplace

oh goodness akora you could at least

pretend it isn't that bad i'm sorry my

dear but there's nothing to say you just

took the wrong portion from here

yesterday oh thank goodness i thought

maybe your shampoo had triggered early

onset mere patent boldness

no this lack of hair was put into motion

when you mistakenly washed with remover

potion

[Laughter]

what a relief

well if you could just whip up a cure

i'll be on my way so much to do before

the sh**t tomorrow

as i mentioned before there's no easy

fix main mending magic's the trickiest

of tricks

sorry

i doubt that your mane has left us

forever there's a chance we can fix it i

think if we're clever

wait there's a chance you think

i need to focus if i'm to work any

faster one wrong ingredient spells utter

disaster

you should go finish your list of to

do's keep your mind off of all of these

main losing blues

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there's nothing to worry about sakura

will have a cure before i've even

finished my to-do's

but i don't know if i can even show my

face looking like this

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i'm sorry miss but i can't match your

mane if i can't see it

what about mine marigold i should think

i'm sorry i i believe it was my turn and

i i i i i just need to pick up some

perfect

now me

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it's wonderful how this display shows

that your fans provide just the right

amount of air

well i owe it all to rarity

so kind of you to say i the kindness has

nothing to do with it rarity always

knows how to make something look its

best probably because she looks so good

herself

that ain't something us non-fabulous

folk here can understand

non-fabulous

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i appreciate every pony's interest in

our new sofa colors but the yellow one

is spoken for oh thank you davenport um

perhaps i can pick it up once every pony

i'll give you twice whatever the pony

who wants to buy the yellow one is

paying three times

sold

i can't believe how differently ponies

treat you when you can't command their

attention

are you sure that's what happened wait

you can't command ponies attention

because your mane's messed up

messed up does this look messed up to

you

honestly how hard is it to pretend it's

not so bad

hard

if today is any indication of how ponies

will treat me from now on i can't simply

wait to see if my mane grows back

i'm sorry rarity i'm sure no pony means

to make you feel worse than you already

do didn't you say zecora was working on

a cure yes well even if everypony isn't

utterly indifferent to my presence

zecora might not be able to fix this in

time for the sh**t

can't you do a spell to restore some

semblance of my mane

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the thing is

it's pretty much like zecora said

fixing mains with magic is tricky i know

i don't care

make with the tricks

hmm

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this won't do

i need an actual mane but it has to come

from somewhere

huh you can't just make a mane with


magic the results could be disastrous

more disastrous than this

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oh

i don't think there's anything else we

can try

but

cora said there was still a chance at

last rarity i have searched for so long

what i told you before was totally wrong

zakora you found a cure that's amazing

oh you mean i'll get my fabulous mane

back in time for the sh**t oh no

i'm afraid i can't fix it before the big

sh**t but in time the hair will grow

back from the root

there's no magical cure to hasten us

through it unless you went backward in

time to undo it

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uh-uh i think we can both say that's not

a good option

i have always believed that the right

outfit can make up for any other areas

that are lacking but i will need your

honest opinions

how awful is it

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oh come on can't anypony pretend it's

not bad

we could um try

maybe

well

if any of you have an idea how to make

this disaster look good enough for photo

finishes peace and vanity fair on the

most beautiful mains in equestria i'm

open to hearing it

is that all no problem

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i don't understand applejack

how is milking a cow going to help

that's just it it looks like we hired a

new milkmaid

this is pretty close to my color is a

youngin

just a little down-home ingenuity

it's a good idea applejack but total

finish is looking for the most beautiful

manes not bonnets

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this'll do the trick just you wait

you know

this is really quite fetching

yes nailed it

just not portable

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there

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oh let's face it we'll just have to call

photo finish and cancel

i think we all know how bad rarity's

been feeling but i never thought she'd

cancel her sh**t with photo finish

you saw her mane right

but it's rarity if any pony can turn

lemons into lemonade it's her i guess

it's harder for her when she feels like

the lemon

well she's not a lemon she's our friend

and right now she needs our support

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come

in you mind closing the door i'm more

comfortable in the dark

okay rarity you've done just about

enough sulking

having a fabulous mane is a wonderful

thing but it ain't the only thing yeah

and we're here to remind you how awesome

you are mane or no mane

it's lovely of you to say but it's hard

to argue with cold hard facts

what packs are those and without my mane

i simply can't shine as i once did and

ponies treat me like the sad invisible

pony i become

rarity you're not invisible you're our

friend a friend who started a fashion

empire a friend who made us all feel

beautiful in her lovely creations a

friend who stuck by us no matter what a

friend so generous that she once chopped

off her own tail to help a sea

serpent i know you lost some confidence

when you lost your mane but unlike your

hair confidence is something you can get

back right now

goodness oh right the only pony behaving

differently today was me

besides what doesn't shine from the

outside in

um rarity

what are you doing i'm preparing to

shine from the inside out

awesome

it's my own fault i shouldn't have

bought flowers without asking spoiled

what she likes well we don't have much

left

what does she like

um

a purple i have a solution

rarity that mane is amazing

thank you although i'm afraid i missed

my chance at vanity mayor which means i

have quite a few lavender arrangements

to spare

is lavender purple

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the windswept look is very last season

perhaps you could set this up outside

it's you to draw in the hook traffic

well rarity if you wanted to shine from

the inside out i think this afternoon

you became the brightest filly in

equestria oh sure applejack i'm simply

making up for all the time i wasted

feeling sorry for myself i don't know

why you were so upset your mane looks

awesome

i'm just glad that i have all of you to

remind me that even if i accidentally

use magical remover potion on my mane i

can look good on the outside as long as

i feel good on the inside how'd you end

up using remover potion on your head

anyway

pinky

if i had to remove a potion this whole

time that means pinkie must have

shampoo

shampoo

[Applause]

that explains why our means are also

bouncy and soft

uh perhaps i'll fetch the rest of that

remover potion

hey

is there something different about you

polish

so you're sure

you're sure it's fully recovered yes

rarity it's been months

your mane looks fine

it's the most beautiful manes and

equestria issue of vanity mayor you

should read it

oh honestly pinkie after all i went

through i'm not sure it even matters

what main grace is the page

but i canceled the sh**t

we had a little talk with photo finish

and explain just how beautiful we

thought you were

inside and out

while you were shining from the inside

out photo finish took a few pictures

i don't know what to say

luckily you don't have to say anything

your style speaks for itself

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my little pony

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