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yeah I really think it might be over now
I'm feeling much
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oh sweet whipped topping there's chicken
out there people shouldn't make me
hungry you wouldn't like me when I'm
hungry
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to be and everything
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nothing in my
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aftermath show Jeff here and I'm Bridget
a ton has happened since we last saw you
TVA has lost some serious heavyweights
Oh a beautiful
we've also got our bugs from season one
and Richard thinks we need to bring more
insanity to the show huh I mean
profanity okay okay more humanity
Richard thinks I've gone too
over-the-top but then so of our ratings
okay I get that this is a reality show
and that everyone wants the dirt on what
went down but everyone on TDA who I'd
like to remind Jeff are our friends has
already taken it up the wing wing from
Chris plus they've lost out on a million
bucks I mean isn't that brutal enough
they should be able to come here and
feel safe to speak their minds no one
goes on a reality show to feel safe
bridge this isn't some cushy talk show
do you have any idea how incredible the
lighting is on those shows man I mean
who needs to win a million bucks when
you look like a million bucks um I'm not
sure everyone would agree with you there
well our lighting stinks my
dermatologist told me so and so did my
publicist and my new manager
personal guys come on point is this
isn't some touchy-feely place where
people go to talk about their problems
well they can but I'm not gonna make
them feel any better about them nice
hey I just do what our producers tell me
can I help it if I take my job seriously
huh maybe you should try your job is to
get the goods from people how can they
be open when they might get hit over the
head with a hammer or an anvil come on
that's the point of the segment to get
the truth we've got something even
better in store for today's show baby
you've turned into a bully you know that
a total crisp clone I'm with you bridge
our show tonight and because there's
such great sports they deserve something
extra Oh an already broken John had to
eat food through a straw
that's punishment enough that's what you
think before we find out what's in store
for my man Owen let's see what the
dude's been through already
Owen started the season much like he
begins every morning by eating a lot
warmer things didn't end that way
oh and loved lost and had his job
forced to eat his meals through a straw
Owen kept his head held high even at his
low when he was booted off the show
landing himself exactly where he wanted
to be of the nearest food court our
first guest has spawned with salmon
dance naked befriended a coconut and
eaten a toilet seat welcome
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wrong alright let's do this
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hi Annie hi Bridget hi Jeff
it's so great to have you own Oh in my
man Izzy would you care to have a seat
I'm good oh so Owen we were so worried
about you you're busted up ja it must
have sucked having to eat all of your
meals through a straw
jimson soda make a scrumptious blendy
I've been making up for it since I said
this before but is he really is like the
ants to inv*de your picnic eventually
you get bitten by the crazy but that's
better than being bitten by like a tiger
shark a tiger shark huh maybe we should
try that on the show don't even think
about it you know what happened with the
piranhas oh and can handle whatever we
throw at him right dude hmm this potato
salad is delicious what's in here
walnuts which means it's time for a
little game I like to call truth or
electrocution
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I'm fine right where I am you have got
to be kidding a hammer and anvil and now
an electric chair you want to
electrocute Oh yo babe it's a big chair
but it's low voltage it's okay I'll do
it I was electrocuted up at the lake
once and it wasn't so bad
I'm very well insulated so the truth bro
you'll be okay thanks grant can I take
my food anything you want man
any final requests kidding bridge Oh
kidding this is ridiculous you don't
have to do this Owen it's okay Bridget
I'm going to tell the truth the whole
truth and nothing but the truth
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you don't have to do this Owen so my
uncle Max's toupee included to a cozy
spot at the petting zoo in fifth grade
my little brother John flight of stairs
and blame it on my other little brother
when my mom sent me to summer camp for
bad kids and they served us lots I
pigged out and the rest of the kids had
nothing but the worst thing I've ever
done I mixed the pot of fake puke it all
went to school hid the puke in my jacket
then I made a noise I don't think that's
what type of truth is there you know
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sorry uncle max and Johnny and Gavin and
um mom so Owen how do you feel about
chef when he broke your jaw furious
vengeful think about this now remember I
wasn't mad I didn't feel anything except
lots of pain in my jaw not mad huh you
must have been really upset when Chris
counted only Courtney's vote unfairly
booting you off the show no but you're
gonna sue right no come on you're
telling me your jaw was busted you were
cheated out of a million bucks and
you're not even mad easy Jeff no I mean
yes
I'm not mad okay I've got one more
that's gonna get you know you've had
your go we talked about this you said
you were going to change captain
Hollywood the only thing that you
changed today was your outfit
time just one more bridge one more
question and I'm done I swear
Owen dude what is your biggest problem
hmm
that's a toughy sometimes I worry I'm
too critical of others that Tom makes
your eyes look really pretty Bridget oh
thanks Owen sure
or maybe it's my unrelenting love of
Derry and sometimes don't worry I might
be color blind my shorts bright green or
moss green oh I know what my biggest
problem is I've gone kind of not so with
food since having my John wired I'm game
ten pounds but really let myself go
wrong your biggest problem is that
you're broke horse I'm broke I'm 16 I
mean your whole family's broke dude your
mom was so sure her little boy was gonna
win the moolah last season she went out
and blew 50 breath
and you didn't win a cent Jan what I'm
just telling oh the truth which he
deserves no you're sick I can't stand
this anymore
I'm sorry Owen what's she sorry for not
like she blew all your coin so what did
my mom blow the money on let's find out
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carried away
ma I just want to know one thing what
did you buy a teensy tiny extra-large
cheese seller
okay I just want to know one more thing
is it full of Jesus I've always wanted a
fully stocked cheese seller tell Johnny
and Gavin to leave me the
parmigiano-reggiano the Emmentaler and
the vendor hot dog cheese and I'll be
home soon
love you guys bye it's not an electric
chair so how do you feel Oh Jeff I feel
awesome
how can you not be mad dude it's a chase
seller exactly there's nothing to worry
about when you have the creamy goodness
of cheese watch dudes gonna make a
k*lling promoting cheese on air whoo
why didn't I think of that oh I don't
even know who you are anymore
oh all this dude you've ever been with
not anymore it's over
oh actually it's just time for a short
break really back I was talking about us
we're through done finito chicken
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Harel getting hidden the Kiwis went bad
I think Jeff suffered a bigger shock
than I did
come on oh and could you please tell
Jeff to stop talking to me Jeff
Bridget would like you to stop talking
to her I can hear her couch let's talk
about this
Owen could you please tell Jeff that
it's time to introduce our next tube
gasps fine be that way
Jeff Bridget says it's time to introduce
kind of my job big guy sorry heather and
leshawna are longtime rivals they do
have one thing in common
Heather tried hard to cover her ugly
bald head while leshawna tried hard to
cover her but after getting caught in a
big fat lie in the end the girls formed
an unlikely friendship when Heather
stood up for leshawna when leshawna
didn't have a leg to stand on our next
two guests have licked Owens armpit
stuck jam from his bellybutton and even
a cockroach oh wait that was just
Heather please welcome
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oh I forgot you did all those six things
Heather great to see you leshawna
Heather nice wig good to be here girl yo
Jeff oh and would you please tell Jeff
to say hi to our guests
Jeff Bridget would like you to say hi
it's a talk show but they're not talking
to each other oh don't you worry Owen
I'll do all the talking from now on
Heather your turn in the hot seat and by
hot seat I mean electric chair you mean
we have to sit in that I don't think so
thing is it's not up to you whatever
you've got guts girl just tell the truth
then you'll be okay Heather they can
shock me all they want my parents tried
electroshock therapy on me as the kid to
try to make me a nicer person worked
like a charm
so Heather before you were voted off
Courtney was brought back do you think
she's a worthy competitor no do you
think Lindsay's as dumb as she looks do
you think Beth could be a thr*at Beth
absolutely not
she's all yours Bridge baby I'm thinking
it's time for a little never-before-seen
footage of me there isn't anything I've
done or said off camera that's any worse
than what I'll say right now Oh we'll
see about that what is this it's the
turkey cam girl had a camera on her own
crafty what do we have here Heather has
mad skills oh we are girl but that
doesn't make you look any less funny
oh I sure miss Harold
speaking of which it's your turn in the
chair leshawna whoa after what happened
on the show I think leshawna's suffered
enough
oh I've learned my lesson all right this
girls never lying again don't worry we
had so much fun with Heather I'll go
easy on her there'll be no FEMEN over
here lamb on me
so Heather defended you before she was
booted from the show you honestly think
she meant what she said I mean this is
Heather
of course I believe her don't get me
wrong girl can be a real witch but she
stood up for me and where I'm from that
counts for a lot
leshawna did you blame people for being
mad you know what the whole spa thing in
the video heck no I'd have been mad at
me too listen I know I said all those
nasty things but I meant all the nice
things I said even more we've got a
question on webcam RV from Yellowknife
hey there Harvey what's your question uh
hi leshawna are you bad at Harold for
voting you off no I'm not mad at my
sugar baby
cutthroat Court and he got to him plus
it's my own fault II good and trust me
this girl messed up so like uh is there
still hope for you to know what kind of
a question is that Harold and I are just
friends and that's all we'll ever be
Oh are we doing this again yep but
because I promise bridge we'd go easy on
you you might want to watch this before
answering you just gonna love the
courtney cam I've seen that look before
leshawna it's the way Brigitte used to
look at me yes progress it does look
like you like him you're still telling
me you don't like Harold look or you're
sitting alright alright
truth is I like Harold a lot sure
there's a part of me that can't resist
those little man biceps of his who could
but we're friends which is how we're
gonna keep it Harold's little man biceps
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okay someone get me out of this thing no
what is your problem you used to be
sweeter than honey now you're getting
all kinds of nasty that's what I'd like
to know what we're just having a good
time
back me up man um you are kind of mean
now Jeff I am so proud of you whatever
I'm just having some fun you know what I
think would be fun
since you're such a huge fan of truth or
electrocution we think you should take a
turn
our turn to ask the question no crow
coming honest guy right Jeff is this
really the new you the manager the
publicist the bullying or is this just
what you think people want from you hmm
bass next oh you know that's not the way
this works you wrote the rules this is
all be all the way man my new hairstyle
is to me not if the chair gets you first
who do you think is the hottest girl on
the show oh oh I've got one how do you
really feel about Bridget whatever it's
not like a year you crazy about you
bridge I'm sorry about the way I acted
maybe there's a bit of a softie left in
there after all if you promise to behave
promise double swearsies okay that's all
for tonight join critic as next time for
another totally
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oh that's a real spark
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02x18 - The Aftermath: III
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.