let's take a few moments to review some
of the features of our
aircraft safety is our number one
priority
so please remain seated with your seat
belts fastened at all times
the plane has one exit located
here as we explore exotic destinations
take time to familiarize yourself with
the local architecture
the world is our playground but remember
refusal to sing will lead to immediate
disqualification
when dividing into teams be sure to give
your crew a catchy handle
upon arrival at our final destination
one lucky competitor will receive a
parting gift to remember one million
dollars so stow that carry-on baggage
and lock those tray tables in the
upright position
we're taking off for one crazy ride
right here right now on total drama
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world
dad i'm doing you guys are on my mind
you asked me what i wanted to be and now
i think the answer is
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cause i wanna be famous
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ooh oh team colors why the heck is our
matte
yellow we're no cowards relax sugar
the map's gold cause team victory's in
first place
i can't believe duncan got disqualified
just cause he won't sing
maybe he can't sing oh he can do
anything he sets his mind to
and now he's stuck on the plane waiting
for a ride home
poor thing he must be miserable
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did i just hear you no cause it sounded
like you were but i wasn't and i never
will
duncan and courtney fans will be
devastated but i think you and owen have
a sh*t at becoming fave total drama
couple on my fan site
owens magic when he breathes his nose
whistles the national anthem
super cute but he's no cody
did you know cody slept with a stuffed
emu named jerry until he was
well okay he still does and you know
this how
i called his aunt once i pretended i was
a telemarketer
oh stalkerlicious
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don't know about you guys but i am
loving egypt
and i'm gonna love it even more watching
you
enjoy your second challenge the amazing
camel race where are the other camels
there are no other camels
it's a camel race not a camel's
race yes what
we won last time but they get a camel
they get a goat and we get a stick each
reward has its advantages
trust me you'll be racing to the world's
most
infamous waterway the nile
teams must bring their rewards all the
way to the finish
you have 60 seconds to strategize
move it people it's a race uh hello
it's team amazon not dictatorship amazon
great well i'll stop being bossy when
you start doing things right
yeah i get the throats
i just introduced myself and camellies i
bet you did
oh hey fancy meeting you here
well for slushy later cody hey listen
i still really appreciate you setting me
up with trent that time
nice right and now that he's gone huh
yeah i'm available hear that it's the
sound of girls all over the world
running and rushing just desperate to
lock their
doors
i'll win her over eventually it's just a
matter of time and persistence
and humiliation and i was born to be
humiliated
we need no camel we have each other and
we
are unstoppable we have the will and the
strength
and together we will triumph
yeah yeah all right
look i'm the number one total drama
super fit it says so right in my blog
but alejandro he's never even been on tv
before
i've never seen him in qt monthly
i do not know what these girls see in
him they're loco
jeff okay i know maybe it looks bad but
i want you to know that i was not
swooning over alejandro
it was just the heat i just want to run
my fingers through your
thick dark blonde blonde hair
on the bright side i can use this stick
to defend us from deadly sand snakes
they could be anywhere nah no way
fear not i will protect you yo
whoa call it before you really hurt
somebody
what the
first i accidentally destroyed a
mummified dog and now i as*ault a bird
man i love animals this never would
happen back home
sierra owen up up
oh this is so cool ala handout
pervala kazam i'm just gonna call you al
okay whoa go wow yeah
this is gonna work have faith noah
believe
in us
whoa we're perfectly balanced
okay color me impressed it's basic
weight distribution
anyone with a degree in engineering or
an iq of 163 or higher could figure it
out
by the way you're doing a magnificent
job flying this plane
who me now now now don't blush
it's true all right
niles that away kind of big
blue and watery can't miss it or i guess
you can
but then you'll die probably get k*lled
by the local scarab beetles
it's mating season and they get all
killy
when they're in heat i am glad there
aren't any out here those things are
nasty
i'll tell them you said so
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oh time for a song think of it as a mini
challenge
music can soothe the savage mate seeking
scarab so
make up a good song and maybe they won't
k*ll you or don't
and get disqualified like duncan
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no need to get crazy it's
loving time unless
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you don't wanna eat
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so what you're waiting on
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just ignore us
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now it's love and time
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nice one
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who's gonna die and who's going bye-bye
find out
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come on camel faster that is not how you
talk to a camel
freaking male bit much better guys keep
it down okay i'm trying to tell him a
fairy tale
thug
oh great princess so
how's it going back there cody wow great
thanks for now asking as long as it
doesn't
oh go number three
we're gonna go win the race now see ya
eat sand losers such witty remarks from
such
fiercely intelligent women i'm both
humbled and intrigued
nice try but i'm with duncan and what a
pity it is that you should give yourself
to a quitter
who doesn't deserve you that's not
duncan is totally you're just
will someone hurry this camel up oh he's
good too good seriously
what is his deal he is just so
perfect ugh can you see the nile is he
no not yet it's got to be around here
hold on everyone i'm changing our route
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hey where are they oh no please don't
poop
please don't poop
perhaps it would have been kind to show
the girls team which way to go but
you've seen my team
we need all the help we can get
uh guys the other team is gone we're all
alone out here
does anyone know where we are
planet earth silly we're lost
yo we're so far behind we can't even see
the others anymore eh
didn't we pass that cactus like
10 minutes ago oh yeah hey
pointy we've been running in circles
there's the finish line yeah on the
other side
welcome to the third challenge what
speak up
did you guys get any of that
i said welcome to the third and final
egyptian challenge
basket cases
your basket has to be big enough to hold
your whole team
including your reward from the last
challenge aka
go face over there hey i believe he met
the goat
oh cool thanks
then you're gonna use the baskets
together with those oars
to roll yourself across the finish line
first team across flies first class to
our next destination
this is perfect what the fact that we're
hosed
i'm a fourth generation basket weaver
yeah
we're gonna need a lot of breeds
lost in egypt ain't that a kick in the
pants
from first place to last
gosh
it's a divining rod i don't want to be
struck by lightning a divining rod
helps you find water chris sadie's
reward had its advantages
that stick it lead us straight to the
nile
hey yeah why don't we ask ruby
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there shouldn't be long now
oh please it's just a coincidence that
the camel changed directions
probably looking for a place to die
what's that
oh the finish line
weird i asked ruby where we could get
some lemonade but this is okay too i
guess
want me to tell her to hurry up okay
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sorry you guys are so far behind our
basket's nearly done already thanks to
my speed weaving plus you got owen on
your team lucky
but you have cody i know cody i wish we
were on the same team
too i have to do something
oh you guys are so cute together maybe
we could swap
jeans train a basket case for a basket
weaver
fine sierra you're with us izzy go play
with the boys
what
wow she's amazing maybe you should think
about listening to me a bit more this
time around
it'll take a lot more than this to earn
our trust a
lot a lot more where's chris he won't
allow this
excuse me did somebody today is
officially the best day of my life
so i really hope you allow us to swap
but of course
you'll make the best decision because
you're the best designer
ever and that's why i'm going to allow
it
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as you wish
don't give up we still have a sh*t how's
right
thanks al i have no problem being called
al uh that wasn't
it's just chilly in here
come on we're not too late
we have a basketball out of reeds road
to the finish yadda yadda
you heard the man yada yada
cody let's go come on pal just
get in the boat maybe if i push
cody izzy tell ruby to get in the boat
whoa whoa izzy's on our team now not
yours
not a word ooh fun fine we'll do it
ourselves
come on
who's happy to have just a stick now and
who's happy lashana knows her way around
a weave
to the water it floats awesome
this is totally unfair if it wasn't for
that stupid swap we'd be halfway across
the nile by now
we're gonna win fair and square but to
make sure you believe that
talk to the camel yeah okay
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well now clearly this part of the
challenge isn't hard enough
so
for a musical refreeze
hey if you finished the song the first
time you wouldn't be here now
zeke start singing
and put your backs into it
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crocodile amigos what you swamped for
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we don't mean
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just pop them off the nose
i learned that in my scratch boys it
vanquishes
all folks
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it's rolling down
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congrats you're alive and as long as you
all brought your rewards across the
finish line
there will be no elimination tonight
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i lost the stick
wow sucks to be you
team victory you came in last and lost
your reward on the way
zeke so it's vote time
up in the loser class bathroom you'll
find six passports
unless zeke already fed them to a
crocodile i said sorry holmes
stamp the passport of the team member
you'd like to send home
got it lindsay of course
i so get it
i've got the results of your vote right
here those staying in the game will get
in flight snacks
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barfi the following players are safe
lashana harold bridget
lindsey and the last bag of peanuts goes
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to
what you've got five seconds to strap
this on or the drop of shame
will become the drop of pain
yo that's unbelievable some team
you guys are all a bunch
i knew that would be satisfying
i'm not going anywhere this game's my
name
sucks to be zeke last stop for
non-competitors
yeah right you're supposed to give me a
ride home yeah
but we're going the other way sue
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losing sierra to heather tragic but i
still have the upper hand
the president of cody's fan club doesn't
know a thing about me
no one does and i intend to keep it that
way
because compared to me heather's a saint
oh finally a real competitor
where will our next destination take us
and
will owen get over his fear of flying
find out next time on an
all-new episode of total drama
world tour
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wow
bye
03x02 - Walk Like An Egyptian – Part 2
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.