03x07 - Slap Slap Revolution

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new york the city that

eats other cities for breakfast here our

competitors went to great heights to

discover

new york's finest from the bosom of lady

liberty

to the big apples rotten stanky sewer

car

in the end team amazon claimed victory

and surprise rewards

which meant no one got booted off except

the meat grinder

we have lucky number 13 competitors

still in the running

and we shall see who will win the 1

million bucks soon

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is

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my way i'll get there one day

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famous

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man i'm just so sick of having a stupid

animal mangling curse

kirsh smurfs the more you believe that

trash

the more power it has over you really

wow

maybe you're right six episodes and no

eliminations

oh if we were a steak we'd be a 32-ounce

porterhouse and you guys would be a tiny

slice of bologna

need i remind you all that we've lost

the last challenge but with you as our

leader nothing is impossible

heck i'm not even afraid of flying

anymore check this out

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how dare he pervert the name of

alejandro burro muerto

joe go you're not safe with me

winning has its privileges

no more footwork sierra

no more furrows here and that's how i

became the president of my 15th

total drama fan club great so

you must have some idea of who's going

next

yep according to my stats no team avoids

elimination

six times in a row without getting octbi

syndrome what overconfident than blowing

it syndrome

so what you're saying is team chris is

really really really really hot is on

the chopping block

i am a show for a tv reg you're megan

noob

uh thanks i'm already prepping souvenirs

for my post-season online charity

auction

like every time heather thinks she's

using me i make a little notch in my

belt

see here there

cutie pie

oh you're so cute when you're terrified

does she keep her thumbs in her armpits

when we're not looking

cody is so into me

whoa aren't those the alps

in preparation for landing please

unbuckle your seat belts and head to the

cargo hold

now what

thanks alejandro no problem

hi daryl it's me tyler

season one you and i were together

you must have me confused with someone

else the only guy i was ever into on the

show is tyler

and he's never coming back

no no no no are you not listening

aka germany

we're in avalanche territory so you

might want to keep it down

what there's a sail at the keyboard

welcome to today's musical challenge

avoid the song allege

to avoid a potentially fatal tumble down

the mountain

and a climb back up you better keep the

singing nice and not loud

keep it down so i can win the loot

try i will but i still got a fart no two

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truly there is nothing stopping you you

you

swimming in your eyes it's butterflies

and suddenly there's nothing i can't do

sorry harold wait

something's itching in my brain

someone's back in the game my former

flame

and tyler's your name you're tyler just

the same old tyler tyler tyler tyler

back you came

you remember me oh she remembers me

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alejandro flirting with the shauna i

would throw up

but he is not even worth the puke did

you hear him back there

even his singing is up to something oh

great news guys tyler is back

what girl no way yeah can you believe

it it's easier to just go along with it

i smell food

food it's beautiful

easy tiger don't think of this as raw

meat

think of it as raw building materials

over 1500 species of sausage called

germany home

hence the theme of our most efficient

challenge yet

shut up who stuffed it danke chef each

team must make a giant german sausage by

shoveling meat

into the grinder push it down and grind

the mixture out into an

oversized sausage casing all without

losing a finger or toe what about thumbs

are they

cool i'm sorry sausages this is the most

disgusting

challenge yet count yourselves lucky

you're not making hot dogs

no beaks hooves or butts in this meat

pile

you'll have to shovel fast or risk

getting stuck with an incomplete

sausage which will be a lot harder to

ride down the hill

uh no not that hill that's

the spot of course if you had a shiny

new

electric meat grinder just plug her into

our portable generator

et voila sausage stuffed in seconds ugh

i knew we should have tackled you when

you threw our grinder out

you didn't disagree at the time what

kind of self-involved

lazy useless formerly bald dimwit thinks

the reward won't

eventually come in handy

speaking of rewards can we expect one at

the end of this salmonella challenge

salmonella oh there will be prizes for

those who make it down the hill alive

and there will be punishment for one

sorry loser on the last place team

behold the penalty hosin

go go go

dj you shovel lindsey you stuff

i'll do the grinding start believing the

impossible babies cause the pig is about

to fly

it shoving meat into the grinder is

dangerous i'm

valuable who got us the win in new york

who threw out the electric

grinder yeah

i need your strength on the grinder owen

stuff that casing like your life depends

on it aye

aye captain noah you make sure izzy

doesn't get in the grinder again

and there goes my pelvis

um less yakking more packing

well at least i'm doing something that's

it keep dragging nearly there oh no

ah he's alive maybe i'm not cursed after

all

ow this is a disaster

thanks to sierra there's no meat left we

could use

meat cody

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cody's got a tiny sausage at least my

team has a

so sausage

dude that was raw meat not good

i have an idea we can ride owen down the

hill

no way that's cheating forget it

owen is stuffed with meat i say he's fit

for sausage duty

all aboard the wiener express

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forgot to mention watch out for the

rabid mountain goats

they're super deadly we brought them in

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special

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oh

way to lose the challenge heather

oh i know jump on it do it

well we've already lost might as well

look like bigger idiots

perfect now come on here's where we make

our descent

great steering out now oh careful now no

i'm okay now

oh congrats on arriving first

team chris is really hot

way to use owen's face as a brake pad

alejandro

we won on to parts vi of today's

challenge

competitors must learn and perform a

traditional german dance on this very

platform

the mats are rigged to deliver a

hilarious and painful jolt

every time one of you missteps or i need

a laugh

last team standing wins where's the

reward you promised

patience mind flower team chris is

really really really really hot

first to arrive first to get the reward

uh

these weigh a ton yes they do team

victory

oh these are all the rage in paris and

in last place team amazon maybe it's

reverse psychology

the losing team gets the best reward

whatever lets you sleep at night

now since team elusive victory is down

by two

let's even it up amazon and chris is

really really really really hot

three dance to sit out

and victory two dance one sits out oh

me too me three against two how was that

fair

you're kidding right and which member of

the losing team

must wear dope penalty horses

look i'd do anything to keep gwen from

seeing me in a german bikini

those hoes and would look really

hot on you

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funny i was gonna make you wear them but

now that you

want to cody congratulations

no

how are the hosen treating you it feels

like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie

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that's turkey shut up follow my lead and

nobody gets hurt

yet right knee up left arm sweet

stop hop snap your thighs kick your butt

jump and clap my grandparents are german

so i'm like a 10th generation slap

dancer

it's what kept me alive on the school

playground and probably why i didn't

make any friends

but who needs friends when you have a

county

one two three slap my knee my husband to

be his name is cody

four five six kick up sticks my heart

won't take without my cody fix

seven eight nine straighten your spine

spin to see cody looking so fine

ten eleven twelve nothing more to twelve

chicks want cody but his butt's mine

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ignore those who do not know fabulous

dancing when they see it

truly you are fabulous you mustn't hold

back any longer

you're right candy apple clear the way

this dance train is leaving the station

i'm disappointed heather you're above

petty teasing

no i'm not oh i would like to smack that

arrogant jerk right in those

strong sexy cheekbones

i could dance already but with his

encouragement

i just went from janet to beyonce

what's with you and lashana giving the

enemy a pep talk

not cool very perceptive my brilliant

teammate

i'm working an angle that will benefit

our team

i don't feel so hot

perfect time to test this baby out

oh it smells like cooked sausage cool

one girl to another watch out for

alejandro

he is not who he seems ha you jealous

he's paying attention to

all this what

ah i hate that guy as if

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anyone heather can't stand must be good

it's challenge time ah

i think i just went from medium to well

done

last person standing on the platform

wins the challenge for their team

this is gonna be fun

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oh

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come on sierra don't burn out now stay

on the platform lashana

i'm not going anywhere that's it seize

the day oh

she's not even on your team ow

i'm gonna seize the you you've had this

coming for

three seasons

team amazon wins again

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i won i won

dude seriously what happened heather

sacrificed herself to distract me

and her brilliant plan worked i am most

disappointed in myself

oh yeah i totally planned that

ow guess heather kind of helped us win

can't think of a better way for her to

take one for the team

team amazon fresh baked strudel awaits

you in first class

you're welcome team chris is really

really really really hot

once again you're in not winner not

total loser purgatory

team opposite of victory you're voting

someone out

there is no way sierra could have

knocked that rock hard

walking prime rib of a jerk face

off the platform but why would alejandro

take a dive for me

i think you took a dive back there and i

want to know why

and i think you took one too many slaps

to the head i know you're up to

something

do you know how great you look with that

missing tooth it really brings out the

anger in your eyes you that

is so ugh

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tell me those aren't the same sausages

you threw up

i have two barf bags full of the finest

peanuts never allowed to be handed out

on commercial planes

due to allergy-induced lawsuits time to

vote who gets them

okay the votes are in lashawna

you may or may not get a bag after i

give the first one

to lindsay dj

the longer you stay here the less cute

and cuddly animals remain alive on

planet earth

pretty good reason to send you packing

lashonna the longer you stay here the

less teeth remain in heather's mouth

pretty good reason to keep you here so

the last bag goes to

dj what but

i'm fabulous i seized the day

and we're out of time so long farewell

obviously good night

team victory really keep calling

themselves that

really oh find out next time

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