last time on total drama
the contestants experienced every
pitfall peru could put forward
they visited some ancient landmarks hung
out with the locals
and dj kept his animal curse alive by
whacking some wee-wee monkey
someone's feelings were hurt and
something really weird happened
team victory had a victory
ten contestants one million dollars
loads more exotic locales to destroy
right here on total llama
world tour
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famous
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in my way i'll get there one
wanna day famous
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yes
wow i'm so relaxed i think my brain
is even asleep yep
totally asleep this is great and the
best part is i can't wait
to see his name's tyler i know i
remember
ew what is that smell it's my meatless
faking and eggs are like breakfast
i'm never hurting another animal again
so now you're a vegan
vegan and don't tell mama she says
vegans are chicken loving chickens
i'm glad lindsay's team won the last
challenge and everything
but her being up in first class and me
being back here
oh it sucks um yeah i know exactly what
you mean
when i'm uh away from izzy for too long
i get really happy because your
girlfriend is a complete and total nut
job
and i'm not talking tiny peanuts that
girl is a brazil nut-sized
nut job hey where is izzy anyway i saw
her go to the cockpit to talk the chef
having some trouble controlling your
team alejandro
your attempts to insult my team are cute
whatever my girl power team is going to
win we don't get distracted by
anything especially boys
get it together
all clear
chris is the one who played the video of
me trying to vote her off
so why do i feel like such a schmuck all
i did was vote
which i had to do how long are you gonna
keep this up i'm done
did you know you have a little rip on
the seam there just out cody
this is your captain sprinkle if you
look out your window
you'll get to see what happens when a
plane does a summer song
give me that uh
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uh
you said we were landing at the eiffel
tower and you said you was going to
replace that curtain with a lock door
i didn't exactly get a chance to prep my
introduction what with the unexpected
water landing and all i'm just gonna
give the highlights
france city of love art gallery filler
lots of artwork
priceless priceless artwork hey paris
there's only one guy i want to share
this with the guy i've been dreaming
about since we've been apart
where's my tyler hey lins
are you sure that's you because you
looked slightly different in my head
everything looks slightly different in
her head do you always wear a track suit
oh it doesn't matter because us being in
paris together means only
one thing i know i love
shopping i can pick out new clothes for
you
there's no time for shopping the first
challenge is about to start
everyone inside the loave uh i believe
you mean
whatever go already
challenge time kids each team gets their
very own famous sculpture
team victory yours is rodin's
the thinker chris is really really
really really hot
you guys get the venus
milo ah venus
such beauty calm down lover boy
amazons you ladies get the statue of
david
here's how it works it's up to you guys
to find your statue hidden somewhere in
the
lovera well that shouldn't be too hard
the statues are big
plus i'm amazing at reading brochure
maps about that
chef has broken the statues into pieces
and hidden them
first team to find their pieces race to
the pyramid court and reassemble them
wins but the thinker isn't located in
the louvre and the statue of david isn't
even in france
well we're not using the actual statues
those are priceless chef made some fake
ones
right
i almost forgot the twist twist here's
your motivation
oh look dj it's that baby seal you
accidentally ran over in the yukon
i'd start running
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i got your ginormous back big boy watch
this totally works on my dog who wants
the ball
who wants it
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well played noah now onwards come on
guys
there's no way i'm gonna let the boys
b*at us to the pyramid court we have to
find the rest of these things
fast
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these are heavy do you think uh could
you maybe
you're just so big and strong and what
oh sorry lindsey i'll carry him for you
oh good
because after we went i was also going
to ask you about carrying all those cute
stripey boxes you get when you go
shopping in paris i don't want to win
remember
i want to go home and stop my campaign
of animal pain
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in egypt exhibit could this be the
answer the
egypt bandage guys can carry my shopping
no
the answer to my animal hurting curse i
got it in egypt so maybe there's an
anti-curse in all this egyptian stuff
okay i guess i'll keep looking and
you'll meet up with me later
you've all been brave and courageous but
we need to pick up the pace
i izzy we're doing a challenge you must
focus
easy would you guess what
we're playing sculpture piece bingo and
chef's winning
we can't have that can we
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cody you got her into this mess so you
have to get her out
um they're there i can't stand anymore
crying we can do this challenge without
you
deal with sierra
okay sierra snap out of it snap out of
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it
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how do we get our last piece from behind
those security lasers
guess who was captain of his gymnastics
team at
kindergarten it's tyler time
noah you will have to move through the
lasers owens
girth and my muscle chest will not fit
fine let's just get this done i don't
think my imaginary ball trick will stop
the yeti a second time
okay i just move and ow
looks like things have taken a shocking
turn for our contestants
electrifying wouldn't you say do cheesy
maybe we'll be right back
the thing is i only voted for you
because i couldn't keep pretending not
to be annoyed by
okay that's coming out wrong forget the
apology
i'll get you whatever you want
is somebody talking hi my name is chris
and i'm the host of the show hey did you
know you're on it
right now and supposed to be doing a
challenge
sierra's mad at me uh don't care
i have to get her to stop crying
still not caring hey
you know what that means time to sing or
you're off my show
no chris please she won't i'll sing
for chris
i love paris in the spring time should
keep going it's the city of love in the
summer
but now it's just a bummer because cody
broke my heart and chewed it up and spit
it out and then stepped on it and threw
it down a sewer and called the names and
then
left
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we my friends you must never trust a boy
we
my friends they will treat you like a
toy we my friends
they will break your heart and chew it
up and spit it out and step on it and
throw it down a sewer and call it names
and then
laugh
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wait up sierra we
my friend you are going to make it
through um no my friend that thing just
b*rned off my shoe
we my friends all i did was love him
true tony what are you doing
i'm trying we my friends now i'm stuck
telling you
if you fall in love with a boy on tv and
then audition to get on a show and then
audition again and finally get on a show
and be nice to him and do nothing but
kiss up you will still
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all she wants to do is go outside
do it cody okay she didn't tell me
let's go sierra
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all right quickly now put all our pieces
here
let's move it girls those boys won't
know what hit them
hey you got some of your venus in our
david
ah you did that on purpose
you okay where's dj um egypt baby
okay little fella if i can get you to
that pyramid in egypt to replace the
mummy dog i destroyed
i can kiss my curse goodbye
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put the middle piece under the wide part
then rotate the thingy straightwise
no no no under over those aren't
even words oh would you look at that
oh it looks yummy
mmm acrylic
isn't this romantic great view
all your favorite foods well my
favorites
but i saw you eating this stuff off my
plate before
oh sorry
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it's no fun because you're only doing it
because you have to
well i um yeah
how am i gonna fix this
i don't think this is right
perfect noah i think you might want to
look at the photo
you have a few too many limbs
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okay my logic may have been a little
thin considering i had no idea where in
egypt to return the mummy cat
or how to get back to egypt or even how
to get out of the museum
or tj
we're totally going to win
or i guess i'll win
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ah
it didn't break
there done and the amazons have it
coming in a close second is team chris
is really really really really hot
and this week's losers are not at all
ironically anymore
to victory are you okay are you hurt
or just sad that we lost again these
these are happy tears
i'm going home mama i'm coming home
what well there are only two of us so if
i vote for myself and you vote for me
i get to go home to my mama's warm
embrace whoa big guy
since this is the first time we've had a
two-person team elimination scenario
i've decided to do something special
since we're in the fashion capital of
the world
i declare that it's a walk-off people
it's a walk-off oh man i hate walking
each of you will pick a model too i'm
going with tyler he's my pick
tyler is dj um i'll go with
gwen what i sack in that
what nothing personal but i hate models
and getting stared at you'll be perfect
all right each designer has to come up
with a costume for their models to wear
then yours truly plus one member from
each of the non-losing teams
will do the judging the designer with
the best design
stays for another episode
i thought you were fixing her look i
don't know what she wants
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enough sierra put a sock in it
okay you know what today is terrible
i hate today no why because you're not
bugging me invading my personal space
touching my
things smelling my hair all annoying
but you know what you do it all with a
certain uh
a certain enthusiasm that i've gotten
used to
really yes but what i'm not used to is
all this crying and moping
i want things back the way they were
before kind in the way i'd prefer a slap
to the face
instead of a kick to the chestnut shut
up just shut up
you had me
i was never really mad at cody but i
kind of liked him paying attention
and one thing led to another boy playing
hard to get
really works no
just no tyler i could use some support
i'm glad you're having fun but come on
when the guys on my hockey team at home
see this
it'll be ugly but we'll get the hair
later let's move on to wardrobe
do you think this one looks manly
this isn't gonna get better for me is it
nothing to foofoo girly come on let me
see
i'm trying to lose yeah don't say
first on stage lindsay gotcha
as worn by that poor sucker tyler
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and here comes gwen wearing an original
from dj's designs
mama i'm coming home mama i'm coming
home
no more animals gonna get hurt because
mama i'm coming home
okay what do you think judges
i don't know what lindsay was thinking
all that surrealism
it makes me nauseous i'd have to say
that lindsay's design just made me
hungry
there were pictures of pheasants and i
think some fruit
uh yeah hungry definitely hungry and
obsequious
i can't picture myself wearing water
lilies i mean
i've worn them but i don't like it this
is perfect if lindsay's design sucked i
will totally bottom suck
home here i come and what about dj's
work
dry dull uninspiring not a hint of
effort with the presentation
but enough about gwen the shirt was a
10. i agree models suck shirt good
i'd wear it well i would have to say
that i didn't realize that there would
be two models
so i wasn't paying attention but i
really like dj's shirt
owen victory
to dj what
those judges wouldn't know fashion if it
smacked him in the head
you're nice even if you're a bad walker
and i totally hope your hockey team
wasn't watching
at least they saw me with a cute
girlfriend for 20 minutes
ah take that bread steve
one quick kiss before i go
it's a half hour show
win for us
i said it's a half hour show
that's one more teen off the plane will
next week be this insane
find out next time on total drama
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03x09 - Can't Help Falling in Louvre
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.