03x19 - Niagara Brawls

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last time on total drama

world tour the g*ng nearly turned into

swedish meatball pops

but our competition heated way up as

duncan put the burn on alejandro by

convincing owen

not to trust him but alejandro was too

busy working on courtney to notice

steamy that meant heather needed a

little management

but alejandro was up to that too

sizzling is there anything this dude

can't handle

we'll see because this time i'm adding

someone who's gonna kick things up

to thermonicular this show is so

hot you take about a bazillion gallons

of water to cool us

off and we got them coming up

on total drama world tour

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i'll get there one day

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oh

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great grape and gravy gumdrops i love

this dream

hmm airplane food

you can't use candy canes for evil

oh wake up guys

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hey kids you better get into your paddle

boats

i'm starting to question my mom's crush

on chris

just a little oh

water yes owen we know we're in the

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water

if we live i'll forget she ever said

that if we live

i'll let sierra kiss me

what like we're gonna make it

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oh

don't worry cody i will restore your

breathing and

save your life my breathing is just

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so niagara falls is pretty awesome eh

it's almost

k*lled us like i said awesome

the falls is the jewel in canada's crown

and

one of the top 10 natural wonders in the

world it's also known for its fabulous

casino

which is where we'll be heading for the

first part of the challenge

oh man seriously seriously

since you're all underage we had to move

the challenge from the gambling floor

to the far less exciting casino concert

hall

oh i wonder if anyone is performing

you're in luck owen my man

last time on the aftermath show they had

a second

chance challenge where one of the losers

could score a spot back in the game

and we're about to enjoy a little number

from the winner

gwen is it gwen that wouldn't suck yes

it would

she's 200 pounds of sassy in a 90-pound

package

and she's wearing 12 pounds of mascara

it's plainly

is my name dishing dirt is my game

invading your tv with my blane delicious

prey

my blender ripping

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famous famous get me half that no foam

launty's team to 102 heat

i'm quite specific she's plain horrific

so so

who am i who am i who are you

i'm the host of the puppy bachelorette i

was nominated for a gemmy award

i interviewed you for celebrity manhunt

it's a fact scientific that i'm still

playing

she's not so famous turns out she's not

so famous

whatevers so which one of these lame

teams am i on

anyway you're on your own because as of

right now

there are no more teams

well gentlemen it's been an honor i

trust our brotherhood can continue in

some manner

of course man oh sure we're buddies

all the way to the end right dunk

since we are in the honeymoon capital of

the world

i thought it'd be cool to drop some

arranged

marriages on you

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check it lots so fun for me

not so fun for you each girl told the

lever to win a husband

she'll team up with for today's

challenge

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husband cody

um what's the bear for casinos are all

about excitement and what's more

exciting

than a big angry bear

nice doggy trust me you don't want to

land on that guy

let the games begin sierra

you're up mama needs a new pair of cody

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i better take him she won't stop unless

somebody does

why do you get to take him no kidding

what's up with that

yep heather good enough for me

eliminate duncan from game is now number

two on my to-do list welcome to number

one

heather whoa whoa there bridezilla

back of the line for you lately

you're next

well i could do worse marrying the

audience favorite could be a positive

boost for my image

i'm the audience favorite nothing's as

important on tv as your likability index

i've studied everyone's now what's going

on with your face

i washed it yesterday i i think

we need some makeup on those cheeks

contour them correctly and you lose five

pounds makeup

proto stat 9-1-1

what kind of tv show doesn't have a

makeup department

this cast needs to get some gumption and

some agents

you must have spared me from the falls

for a reason so i beg you

do not pair me with duncan

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has courtney found her perfect match

will she get mauled at the falls find

out after this

courtney and the bear are in splitsville

already

courtney now that you're on the rebound

let's pull the lever again for

lucky husband number two

oh come on

maybe i should work things out with the

bear my blog

when cody and i are married just became

a prophecy

because a good marriage is based on

trust and the ability to argue louder

than your spouse

each groom will use a megaphone to guide

his blindfolded bride

safely to her gown only couples with a

dress can continue

go duncan we are on the same team

remember no funny business trust me

there'll be nothing funny about this

walk three paces straight ahead and turn

left

i need immunity especially around

alejandro

but sticking it to courtney just feels

so right

and that can't be wrong heather

go a little to the right right i

am going right too far left

go left yes chica

we won yeah no thanks to your brilliant

directions

cody cody could you please speak a

little louder

how about right

now right hey i

said right as if i believe anything your

lying lips say

pudding oh and focus oh sorry plainly

go that way this way i know

i mean sorry the other that way

no it's okay it's just cake

just cake just cake i just gained five

pounds by touching it

but it looks so tasty

oh sugar it's been years where have you

been

it's like vanilla flavored paradise

with a hint of lemon

courtney it's me alejandro i cannot

watch this train wreck for one minute

longer

simply walk two paces to the left and

then five paces straight ahead

ah come on dude we must remember

strategy above

feelings i need you to remain in the

game with me ah

yes got it thank goodness there's at

least one gentleman here

i don't know what kind of weddings

alejandro has been to but each groom

gets one bride one time to move on to

the next challenge

too bad sierra but

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got

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what how does she have some kind of

creepy wedding dress radar implanted in

her

i'd like to call this next challenge

till death

do you part okay so there's no makeup

people

but you have to have stunt doubles

sometimes right

right you're so cute when you're

terrified

we escaped falling down niagara falls

just so you could make us walk

over it on a tightrope even

better each groom has to carry his pride

across the gorge

and then you've got to successfully

clear

customs first pair to do so wins

invincibility

and a pimped out wedding reception in

first

class heather and alejandra won the

challenge so

i'm giving them a head start ready mrs

alejandro only if you are

mr heather i nearly forgot because the

falls weren't quite unpleasant enough

we stalked them with hungry hungry

sharks

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sure no no i'm like a buffet to them i

know you have a fondness for that

rotund individual but such popularity

makes him a thr*at

yeah all right and join me in voting him

off and i'll let you pick who goes next

if it's courtney so be it deal

so i let him think i was going along

with it nobody tells me what to do

come along better half let us take

advantage of our head start

oh okay so eliminating heather

is now number one two three and five of

my top five goals

ripping out duncan's eyebrow ring is

number four and remember

v*olence is never the answer

except on this show

cody you look sick do you want me to

carry you

uh i don't know if that's such a

here is something cody doesn't know i

became an

ordained minister on the internet i can

marry cody for real

oh yeah i'll recite the ceremony super

fast and all he has to do is say

i do you cody take kidney sierra to be

your lovely

wife pardon for a wedding present i was

thinking about buying you a convertible

do you like that idea sure but you know

this wedding thing is just for the game

right

is there any other way you'd like to

phrase that two words

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do i have to get spurs or what hurry

they're getting away oh you just farted

cool no i didn't i i just heard it and

it smells like egg salad

it was high too it was like me no it was

a little lower

it's on it all aboard the fart train

where's the editor uh i need a contract

stating that my uh bodily expression

won't make it into the final cut it's

okay blindly

let it out no one will think any

different of you

you're sure about that

i call that one the thundercracker do

not underestimate courtney

she is smart okay and she really annoys

me

but ignore that part she should still go

next

i can control her she does not get my

phone

we are voting against owen but i want

her

gone gone gone

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of course i fell on purpose i am a

gifted balancer

but it would be unwise to appear too

strong right now with the teams just

dissolved

i don't require immunity thanks to my

alliances with heather

owen and duncan so i lay in wait like a

crocodile

a devilishly handsome crocodile

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business or please super duper married

pleasure

okay then a few questions first what is

canada's capital that's easy ottawa i

think what chef meant to say was a say

yes

in two words what what lee is on

canada's flag the maple

no chef don't you want to ask cody

whether he loves the canadian flag

of course yeah

they had to declare crazy status means

you're deported

go back

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move it lovebirds but i'm carrying

precious cargo

you should be the one to move it are you

saying i'm not precious

because oh yes i am um plainly would you

like to calm down

maybe we can find you some more cake oh

zip it

let's talk more walk cody do you think

blainely is a nasty nasty person

no not the face now you've upset him

back up oh my hair extensions

ow my hollow leg

ottawa the maple leaf the schooner blue

nose butter tarts

beavers wow you got them all right

anything to declare

uh yes i declare my husband to be an

insensitive jerk

who thinks his piercings make him cool

when really they just divert attention

away from his lack of personality

and i declare a wifey year to be a stuck

up windbag i also declare she could use

some mouthwash

congrats you guys you'll be traveling

together in first class

and you both want invincibility which

means

you can't vote for each other a sick

twist

i want a divorce oh really because i

want to stay married to your sunshiny

self forever

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i've been waiting two seasons for this

day

and now it's ruined i had something gold

chris something new my wedding dress

and something borrowed cody's toothbrush

and now

i've got something blue

why couldn't you just say it do you cody

take sierra to be your wife forever and

ever and ever

listening to the falls all day it really

makes you have to go

oh sorry do you desperately have to go

uh yeah i do you

you really really do uh

it's official that kiss just consummated

our marriage

no chance of a moment now and i do not

believe in divorce okay so it's looking

like

death do us fire whoa whoa that wasn't a

real wedding

was it may i offer my congratulations to

the new couple

as the only witness i must make it

official oh my gosh

i almost forgot about the witness part

yes

you did but i will help you and there's

just one thing i need from you

in return as it were duncan and courtney

have immunity

everyone else is fair game what's it

gonna be

interesting really

who'd have thought wow

read them already okay okay hold on to

your halter top

two votes for heather what did courtney

vote twice

two votes for sierra i'm sorry my name

is sierra cody now

it's hyphenated and four votes

four

the g*ng has spoken

okay well i'll miss you guys

smell you later man i am weeping on the

inside you can't do it on the outside al

just a little i like that al

al l all

miss you most of all chubby hobby

was that good think the audience will

like me for

little that

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if you think that was harsh just wait

until you see what happens next time

right here on total drama world tour

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