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05x22 - (S) Sad Man's Parade

Episode transcripts for the TV show "My Hero Academia". Aired: Apr 3, 2016 - present.*

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Manga series that follows Izuku who has dreamt of becoming a hero but there's a catch -- he isn't a Quirk.

05x22 - (S) Sad Man's Parade

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Stop...!

Stop, that's so cold! Why are your hands so cold, damn it?!

Who? Damn it, who are you?!

Me?! It's my face. Who the hell are you?!

Yes, hold the head down.

C! Keep holding down the torso.

E, take Bubaigawara.

Bubai...? What's he doing...?

You can't talk to him right now.

He's in the middle of taking care of Toga and Bubaigawara.

His meta ability is creating puppets.

He's in the middle of making Bubaigawara-shaped puppets.

With my company's micro-transceivers

and the communication system he created,

he's precisely controlling the puppets.

Bubaigawara's psychological trauma

is information we got from your client data.

Is that frustrating for you? It is, isn't it, Broker?

We'll k*ll Toga and take Twice.

To Bubaigawara, that'll be doubly painful.

It's bad if I'm not wrapped up. Stop, stop!

Oh, damn it, stop!

Toga! Toga!

I'm trying to k*ll her--

The girl who wrapped me with a handkerchief!

I! Me? Me! Is it me?!

Then what about me? Where's the real me?

Is this really me?

Is it not me? Huh?!

I'm gonna tear apart... split in two!

Am I different? Am I really me?

I...

People have always been afraid of me because my eyes look scary.

I'm by myself. No family.

I see. It must be hard.

A critical moment when I stumbled was when I was .

The man you ran over with your motorcycle has a broken arm.

He's the one who ran out suddenly.

I was driving the speed limit.

Well, there's a possibility you'll have a criminal record...

But don't despair.

Even if you stumble in life, you can pick yourself back up again.

But depending on how you stumble, some people just keep falling.

Jin, that man you ran over was an executive with one of our valued clients!

We just got a phone call about it!

They said they were going to rethink working with us in the future!

Is this how you repay me for providing you with a job

and room and board?!

What the hell?

Never show your face here again. You're bad luck!

My parents died when I was in middle school.

I got caught up in villainous crimes,

and since I wasn't close to any other relatives,

I was really alone. I was by myself.

I wanted someone to talk to.

Hey...

Did I make a mistake?

If you did, well...

It was that you were born without any luck.

I wanted to be with someone I trusted who trusted me back.

It was fun.

There's only one thing a person whose life is going down the drain thinks:

"I want to take it easy."

Right?

Just that one thought made me pile on mistake after mistake.

And I didn't realize my mistake until I'd fallen as far as I could go.

I stopped being able to trust even myself.

I see, watching yourself k*ll other yous made you go crazy...

So, what's that on your head?

Are you hyperventilating?

If I'm not wrapped up, I'll split apart.

No, I won't!

"Villain - Giran"

Oh, I see.

The clones I make will disappear after receiving a certain amount of damage.

Let's see... Like the equivalent of a broken bone in an adult male.

I'm worried.

Don't worry.

Stealing and robbing with all your selves,

you made it onto the national wanted list...

Depending on how you use it, it's a Quirk that could take down the country.

For a guy like that to be down-and-out...

What should a guy at the end of his rope do?

Be trusted.

By who?

By comrades.

Lately, there's been an energetic group.

They'd definitely need a guy like you.

Don't worry. There are more people like you than you think.

"Villain - Twice - Quirk: Double"

Toga!

Hm? Punch him, F, G.

Ouch!

It was nothi-- Ow!

Grab his arms.

Break them.

"Villain - Skeptic - Quirk: Anthropomorph"

Just do what I say. Don't do anything pointless.

It hurts, damn it...

Jeez, Toga's regaining consciousness.

"Villain - Himiko Toga - Quirk: Transform"

You need to increase your power output...

It hurts... It hurts, it hurts...

It hurts!

Even though it hurts, I'm not disappearing!

I've been careful about not trying not to get hurt too badly.

Because I was afraid of disappearing!

It's always like this. It is!

I keep making the wrong choices!

I could've figure this out right away if I just tried to k*ll myself,

but I kept running away, falling, and tumbling down!

This is where I ended up after falling.

Toga!

I'll save you!

Move, you fakes...

I wouldn't k*ll a friend.

Learn to fear my Quirk, Double, Liberation Army!

"Sad Man's Parade"

My Quirk, Double, let's me make two things out of one thing.

I can make up to two at a time.

What I make with my Quirk is more fragile than the real thing.

Incidentally, the second one made is more fragile than the first.

I can't make anything new until the first one disappears.

It's no good. Sorry, Shigaraki.

I can do it. I can totally do it.

I need data and something to visualize when I use Double.

I don't have data for this, and I can't visualize it.

I can't produce more of these yakuza b*ll*ts.

Sorry I can't help.

Sorry I'm holding you back.

I want to repay you all, who accepted me...

That's how I feel...

Always! That's why...

Let's go, Twice!

It's time for a m*ssacre!

Go help Mr. Skeptic!

Without k*lling the Doubler...

"Infinite Doubles"

Damn it!

A march of grief--

Sad Man's Parade!

"March of Grief" "Sad Man's Parade"

I... will protect my comrades!

What? He's overcome his psychological trauma.

"Villain - Re-Destro"

Mr. Skeptic, it's not what you expected, huh?

It's a rare failure for you.

Failure? What are you talking about, Re-Destro?

I've only ever failed once in the past.

Just once. Just one time in my entire life!

Take it back. It's not a failure!

I'm just waiting to make my next move!

Yes, that's what it is, Skeptic.

He overcame his trauma?! What an amazing doctor. That's what you get.

Once his bindings are off, he can do anything.

At the very least, he'll be able to overcome your superiority in numbers.

Then it'll come down to quality.

Right, Geten?

Your power and the situation don't match.

"Villain - Dabi"

The ice is almost all gone.

"Villain - Mr. Compress - Quirk: Compress"

If you've got a free hand, then help out over here!

Why do I have to help you?

Isn't that kind of cold?

I'm saying you should ask those guys.

Dabi! Mr. Compress! The Twices are here to the rescue!

--Toga's gonna die! --Are you two alive?

--m*ssacre time! --We can still make more!

Shut up!

Wait, what about your trauma?

Love and courage fixed everything!

I don't really get it,

but it's like the first episode of a hero story, huh?

You're a villain!

Is it weird for a villain to save his friends?

--That's right! --They're important to me.

I say some good things sometimes!

I don't have many friends, so they're important to me!

Wait, am I dumb?

I'm not denying it!

You're better at fighting than me.

I see, you're a genius.

All right, let's give 'em a good one! No, give 'em ,!

I'll make more of you guys, too!

We'll be more than a "league"--we'll have the population of a prefecture!

Let's go, Villain Prefecture!

Wait, Twice!

If you annihilate the enemy,

then we won't have any pieces to throw against Gigantomachia later.

--Going easy on them? --Then Dabi, you stop.

You burn lots of stuff.

What about the m*ssacre?

How many more minutes until the big guy wakes up?

One hour and five minutes.

Leave it to me!

More importantly, Toga's in trouble.

Get the location from me and hurry over!

Mes...!

Is ice a local specialty or something?

There's too much here.

I thought I told you that I can control ice.

Oh, I see.

I can control the temperature of the ice, too.

If I send water into the pipes and lower their temperature,

then the water will become my arms and legs and freeze.

Do that from the start.

You're pissing me off.

In the future the Liberation Army is aiming for,

the strength of someone's meta ability will be directly linked to social status.

In other words, "increasing your meta ability" will be the same as living!

Mes...!

There's no value to life other than the strength of one's meta ability.

"Villain - Geten"

That's sad.

Die.

You're the one who will die, blue flame user.

Your body smells like it's burnt.

Being able to determine your opponent's meta ability is the most basic of basics.

With that tattered skin that looks like it's about to fall off...

You won't be able to fight for long, will you?

Because your flames are burning your own body.

This ranged attack... it's getting your allies, too, you know.

Anyway, that ice user...

He's the only one who stands out a lot from the rest.

It's exactly what we want to throw at Machia, but...

It's because you're trying to cheat.

If you die here, it'll be sad for All For One.

Machia.

"Villain - Gigantomachia"

The master's successor is doing his best with not enough sleep.

The master's successor...

"Affiliation: League of Villains" "Birthday: /" "Height: cm" "Blood Type: Unknown" "Likes: Unknown"

"Twice" "Quirk: Double" "He can create up to two copies of anything at the same time. He can also duplicate himself."

"Affiliation: League of Villains" "Birthday: /" "Height: cm" "Blood Type: Unknown" "Likes: Unknown"

"Dabi" "Quirk: Unknown" "Details unknown."

Shigaraki, are you okay?

What about you?

Should I have waited?

"Villain - Spinner - Quirk: Gecko"

If we hadn't come to this city,

then we would've been reported and chased by a bunch of heroes.

Either choice would've been bad.

"Villain - Tomura Shigaraki - Quirk: Decay"

That's true. Trapping me like that...

Look, Spinner.

The tower's close.

There are more people now, too.

Don't you think their numbers are increasing fast?

Twice?! And so many!

Hey, Spinner!

We lost a bunch to the ice, though.

My knee hurts.

Shigaraki!

What, seriously? There's more of you?

Yeah!

With this, do you think...

...I'm helping a little, Leader?

That's amazing, Twice.

Can you also clear a path to the tower?

They said their boss and Giran are there.

It might be a trick,

but there have been more enemies as we get closer,

like they're protecting the tower.

Leaving aside the pieces we need for Machia,

we need to make sure we k*ll the boss, good and dead.

Okay, got it!

Leader, get some sleep while I rock you!

We'll ravish the Liberation Army with just one person!

Hey, me! I'm leave that place to you!

Wait up, Giran! I'm coming!

Isn't Twice enough by himself?

No, he likes Giran too much.

Playing with people's hearts...

I can't forgive you, Liberation Army...

Ringleader of the League of Villains,

it is lamentable that we have let you do what you wanted until now!

A politician! I forgot about him.

Humans are not frail beings.

Everyone has "power."

What we want to show through this revival party

is how people use meta powers to defeat evil!

The power of flesh and blood that wins over life!

It's time to dismantle the guests of honor, the League of Villains!

Now, liberate them! Gather your power!

Clear the way to a new era!

Show the world that everyone is a hero, and no one is a hero!

I'll leave the rest to you, me...

Hanabata, was it?

Every time he talks during his speech, the citizens become more energetic.

What should I do?

We can't exhaust Shigaraki more than this.

What I should do is--

Oh, so it's you!

You're the jerk who crushed the place where we belonged!

Oh, I didn't think you'd get all the way here.

Where's your hair, huh? Baldy!

Sorry about that.

Bubaigawara...

I can make more of me so much faster than I can of other things.

Because I know myself better than anyone!

Beg for forgiveness while you pee your pants, Baldy!

There should've been a large number of warriors downstairs...

But it's a wonderful meta ability, just like Skeptic said.

Listen up, you guys! You're copies!

So even if you die, you won't be gone forever!

Don't worry, I'll dig graves for you.

Don't make a copy of your leader expecting him to die.

Repeat after me! "We're doubles. Even if we die, we aren't dead!"

It should make you feel better.

It doesn't. Who the hell are these guys?

The bald guy in front of us is the Liberation Army boss.

Huh?! Why are you making copies of yourself, anyway?

Oh right, I didn't talk to you two on the way here.

I got over it.

What? So you're a double, too, then?

What're you saying? I'm the real thing!

Huh? I'm the real one.

Shut up! It doesn't matter who's what.

Right now, I'll put my soul on the line for everyone's sake!

We all feel the same way!

What?!

See? He was a fake.

Pretty fragile.

By the way, do you understand what "hostage" means?

Could you see what he did?

Don't ask.

Bubaigawara. If you make any more doubles, I'll k*ll Giran.

He's not a formal member, so I don't want to k*ll him.

It's okay, Twice.

You made this situation into one versus many.

We've got the advantage!

We just have to get him back, right?

Wait!

They're useless.

It's ridiculous that we're even fighting in the same ring.

Giran...

Giran!

Ow...

Your fingers... They're really gone, huh?

Damn it...

sh**t, it's your right hand! The fingers on your right hand!

That's the hand you smoked your Natural American Spirits with!

Man, I'm sorry... He got the info from me...

I'm a failure as a broker.

Don't apologize!

Guys who haven't done anything wrong don't need to apologize!

This is just play fighting.

As long as you have a goal as an organization,

excessive emotion just become fetters.

Disappear in the face of our will.

Sounds like you have a noble dream.

You're still alive?

A noble dream, huh?

Perfect timing. I'll test you.

Huh?

Once there was a woman who gave birth to a child with a meta ability.

This was back when people still had strong prejudices against them

when the world was in chaos.

Unending abuse, overflowing discrimination.

When stones were being thrown at her beloved child day after day,

she pled in a quiet voice to the world--

"This is my child's Quirk.

Please make this a world where my child can live freely!"

But her pleas were drowned in scornful laughter.

And she never raised her voice again! Why?

Because she was k*lled by those who opposed meta powers.

That's the mother of the term "Quirk," right? You think I'm stupid?

Sorry, I heard that you didn't undergo compulsory education.

Anyway, as heroes and vigilantes became more popular

and the government started trying to rectify the situation,

they dug up her appeal while working out the political measures.

"A meta ability is part of someone's personality--a Quirk. They're diverse!

It changed how people thought!

However!

The actual political measures that were implemented

all suppressed meta abilities more than ever!

There's no point in just changing the name.

It just made people avoid using their powers.

"Using meta powers is a right!"

If people can't use their powers freely,

then it isn't true freedom.

Destro thought,

"This isn't the future my mother wanted."

Meta abilities must be able to be called "Quirks" in the true sense!

"Mother"?

It was an inconvenient truth for them.

"Meta Liberation w*r"

Do you understand why Destro was wanted for so much?!

Revolting against the country! True freedom!

Bearing all of that, I will accomplish Destro's dream!

Destro's descendant, with his blood in my veins--

I am Re-Destro!

Do you really think some random th*gs and their urge to destroy

carry a heavier weight than we do?

Twice.

If you're gonna protect Giran, then get ready to cushion him.

Cushion?

I was caught on the window with the first blast,

and my eyes met his below me.

He's here.

I'm sure he'll touch the tower.

That's what I would do.

If they fall from a high place, humans should die.

So you're the boss?

I missed my chance to hear the answer.

"Preview"

Here's the preview!

The League of Villains has shifted to counterattacking.

In the middle of fighting the Meta Liberation Army's Re-Destro,

Shigaraki recalls the past that he'd forgotten.

The sad past of Tenko Shimura

made him run toward destruction.

Next time, "Tenko Shimura: Origin."

Remember the origin of the feelings that sprouted within you

and their source.

"Next time: Tenko Shimura: Origin"

Go beyond!

Plus Ultra!