01x02 - Jokey's Medicine

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Smurfs". Aired: April 18, 2021 - present.*
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01x02 - Jokey's Medicine

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long ago in the forest there was a

hidden village where tiny creatures live

they call themselves

Smurfs they were good then there was

Gargamel the evil wizard he was bad oh I

hate Smurfs I'll get you I'll get all of

you if it's the last thing I ever do oh

I'll get you I have friend your village

someday you'll be squirrel the forest is

still there and if you listen you may

hear Gargamel's rage and if you are good

you may just catch a glimpse of the

Smurfs

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[Applause]

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I should have known each Smurf me hey I

brought you two bride I guarantee a

bang-bang

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yogi for you Smurfette why thank you

joking jokey Smurf one of these days

you're gonna get it hmm boy that joke he

sure is a pain ooh what he needs is a

good smurfing he's always filling those

silly junk that last one ruined my

flowers and my dress yeah

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where's Papa Smurf when you need him you

should see the smirky look on your faces

jokey jokey very funny very funny

how can a smurf get any sleep with you

around yogi oh boy easy this worth money

is really getting heavy I can barely eat

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[Applause]

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and a smurf lazy put some oomph in it

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[Laughter]

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we all know how Papa Smurf likes to be

disturbed interrupt me when I'm working

oh she's gonna be the smurfiest one yet

hold it hold it a minute lazy I just

smirked something delicious

this is gonna be smurfier than I thought

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[Applause]

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you again jokey Smurf

this time you've gone too far Smurf it

up a little before my mornings go he's

gonna get it one of these days

keep Rick waiting - I bet well I say we

give my first lazy and greedy and the

Smurfette what a great day here we come

okay every Smurf what they're doing

there's a lineup for you what's going on

wait are you well I sure don't think

it's funny

whoa we sure do for you come on

jokey we weren't Smurfs yesterday Azrael

and women here I wasn't joking this time

oh they're in trouble

I gotta hear let's hope there's a way

outta here

oh now what that mean that's the old

Azrael is right behind us Hey look at

this baby our way out hurry hurry

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EEMA you're running to that tunnel now I

gotta get that cat away from their face

sure looks familiar

yeah look at all those bobble hey this

is Gargamel's play

you're right lazy then let's get out of

here ain't gotta be around here

somewhere

maybe Smurf it lady

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but do I smell in my house this is those

wretched Smurfs one two three harsh

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[Applause]

don't do anything you'll regret

haha what an unexpected snack my

wretchedness gasping little Smurf

Gargamel

you mean all wizard let's go oh I will

Smurfette I will right into my soup

[Laughter]

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[Applause]

he's real

Oh Smarties me this is getting less

funny wait a minute it was thoughtful of

you to come just at lunchtime might

taste a little smell

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another tasty smurf of the pot this must

be my lucky day

wait wait wait for what

yeah Vanya special present a present for

me oh are you all right yeah just get

ready to climb out of here with Gargamel

Stanny where this is no time for jokes

joking but it's time the joke's on

Gargamel just be ready let's see what

the sniveling little Smurfs brought me

Azrael know how I hate Smurfs well at

least we still have our main course as

we held soup a la Smurf gone why don't

discuss ting miss bird what's this

another Smurf Lee perfect they cut away

my net my club my kingdom for a snuff

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that was so smurfy know how I hate him

get those miserable Smurfs if it's the

last thing I ever do and it may be

Oh rainy but once

jokey's pranks really paid off yeah be

really burned guard mail up but does

this end justify the means a practical

jokes ever really opposed to a Smurfs

perhaps and I only say perhaps there is

the proper time and a place for those

kinds of jokes Hey

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