04x02 - The Museum of Death Part 2

[bunniefuu]

THE COLLECTOR: Previously on Escape the Night...

Joey teams up with the Society Against Evil...

To enter the Museum of the Dead,

we need to create a gateway to purgatory.

...to save his dead friends.

Go, b*tches.

Let's go.

What happened? Are you saying we're stuck here?

THE COLLECTOR: Even when free,

their feelings about him are mixed.

Are you serious?

THE COLLECTOR: Trapped inside the museum are other familiar faces.

ROSANNA: Mortimer?

This museum should be mine!

THE COLLECTOR: Things go wrong.

I'm gonna try something, okay?

THE COLLECTOR: And Joey awakens The Collector's museum of monsters.

And he was learned they must gather nine keys

before the Armageddon clock strikes morning,

if they want to get back home.

But finding them won't be easy.

[ALL SCREAMING]

I was on a rescue mission,

but right now, I'm on a rescue mission to save my own ass.

[HOWLING]

[DINOSAUR ROARING]

[FIRE ROARING]

[HORSE NEIGHING]

[BANSHEE SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

And all of a sudden, an Egyptian beef jerky man

starts chasing us around.

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GROWLS]

ALEX: I wouldn't say I was scared,

more like surprised.

'Cause I don't get scared.

JOEY: Shut it, shut it, shut it down! Shut it!

[CHAIN CLANKING]

[INDISTINCT AUDIO]

[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

Why did we do that?

JUSTINE: Okay, wait, hold on.

JOEY: Okay, quick.

There's a scroll here.

The Mummy chased us into this room

and it's crazy because we don't really know what we're supposed to do.

But, surprise, there's another scroll

with some more directions for us to follow.

He needs lotion.

"The Pharaoh was a kind ruler,

"but those close to him were not.

"They k*lled him using dark magic...

Uh-oh.

"...and did not understand the evil consequences of their actions.

"As a Mummy, his mind is a blur of hate and revenge,

"but only he knows the location of the first jeweled key."

COLLEEN: So, in order to get the key,

we just need to talk to this terrifying evil Mummy

whose mind is full of hate and revenge.

That sounds great.

Honestly, this is such a tragic story.

That Pharaoh just wanted to be loved

and he got backstabbed by some nasty little cretins that he had around him.

So what do we do? Go back and talk to him?

Hell no!

TANA: Are you insane?

No, we have to obviously open this thing.

LIZA: What's this?

JOEY: Oh, my God!

[SOFTLY] Hey, I saw what you did.

I know you have a bigger play here.

You've such a sweet face.

I'd like to do sick things to you.

[SNICKERS]

But, uh,

I need someone a little more fierce for my plans.

You guys, you guys! There's a little box with a cat.

[GASPS]

There's a note in it.

Girl, that was not there.

Not with a cat!

"The Pharaoh's cats turn from stone to flesh

"by the light of the harvest moon

"and leave footprints of their travels.

"Their path leads to Egypt's most sacred symbols,

"which must be painted beneath their feet."

JUSTINE: We see four cats on a pedestal.

We see all of these paw prints

just leading in different directions.

And it's so confusing because where are they actually going?

Oh, look there's some paw prints right here.

Oh! Oh, paw prints on the carpet, too!

Oh, there they go.

Well, they're leading to stuff, right?

Yeah, maybe we follow the paw prints.

Yeah, right here. We need--

[GROWLS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GROWLS]

DESTORM: I'm gonna kick his ass, right?

But I decided I don't need to be saving nobody.

I'm not gonna be Captain Save-a-ho.

When that Mummy came out,

I peed myself.

And I'm not trying to be funny.

I actually peed myself.

Does it matter which one they go on?

LIZA: What if the paw prints

lead to the symbol it said?

So, look for the paw prints and where they lead to.

JUSTINE: Oh, yeah!

So we figure we've got to follow the paw prints

to where each of them lead

to find out which symbol to draw on that statue.

LIZA: They'll lead you to which symbol is right...

BRETMAN: Right here, there's a Kn*fe right here, sis.

And then there's a symbol on top this,

So, paint a Kn*fe here?

which is like there.

So, this is where Bretman actually really steps it up

and I feel like he's finally in it.

We find a rug.

And on that are more paw prints.

JUSTINE: Look, there's paw prints on this.

JOEY: Oh!

Right here, look!

Right here. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

ROSANNA: No way!

I'm following 'em, I'm following 'em.

Okay, I see it.

So, we lined that carpet up with the paw prints on the other carpet.

We move the pedestal over,

and now, all the paw prints are aligning.

Right there?

Oh, okay.

Okay, and it goes up to...

Wait, there's a symbol on this side, too.

We all work together to paint these symbols on the cats.

I was like, "Alex, paint me like one of your French girls."

What I painted was horrible.

Once we get all four symbols onto the cats, a box opens.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Girl, you didn't have to open it up like that.

Scarab beetle!

It's a beetle.

Ooh, and a note.

This is beautiful.

Oh, it's a map, it looks like.

"The Sands of Egypt hold many secrets

"and must be journeyed into to find the magic

"needed to gain control of the Mummy's mind.

"Place the scarab on the door to enter."

ALEX: Is that outside?

We've got to go to the Sands of Egypt

and I remember seeing the door outside,

so that's where we go.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

ALEX: So, we go outside,

Joey hands me the scarab beetle

and I place it in its rightful place.

Say, is something gonna jump out?

JUSTINE: Alex, do it.

[DOOR OPENS]

Uh-oh!

Is it the Mummy?

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, y'all are just gonna go for it? Okay.

Okay.

Oh, this looks like...

ALEX: Somebody's gonna die.

This is Sands of Egypt, c'mon.

[INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

No way.

I've never been to Egypt.

What have you done?

[JOEY GASPS]

What have we done?

You've awakened the Mummy.

JOEY: I didn't... It wasn't...

It will k*ll us all!

Um, sweetie... Our fault?

We just got here.

Is this The Collector?

ALL: No!

Oh.

I was once the Pharaoh's wife and Queen.

JUSTINE: Okay.

Now I have nothing.

What do you hope to gain

by bringing this tortured soul back?

We... We're looking for a key with a gem on it.

JUSTINE: What she said.

ALEX: A jeweled key.

A jewel... A jeweled key.

The jeweled key...

drove him mad.

And it will do the same to you.

But if it will bring him back

to a peaceful rest, I will help.

DESTORM: She don't wanna help me.

She's just mad at him.

So, we see these two statues in the center of the desert.

JOEY: Wait, what is this?

ALEX: What if she don't know?

Guys, there's a note over here.

"The twin sphinx hold the key to the Mummy's mind.

"The first one lies near the Pharaoh's sarcophagus

"and the second only could be summoned

"by placing the golden obelisk here."

The twin sphinx holds the key

to mind control over the Mummy.

So, we gotta split up,

which is always a great decision

in every horror movie that's ever been made.

So, my group is me, Justine, Gabbie, Joey.

JOEY: We entered the exhibit very, very cautiously

because we don't know where the hell the Mummy is at this point.

EGYPTIAN QUEEN: There is something the Pharaoh kept hidden from me.

JUSTINE: We're inside,

and the Egyptian Queen opens up this locked box

and there's a ruby inside of it.

So, obviously, Joey loves crystals,

so he is first on the scene.

I don't know why.

Gorgeous!

It's so beautiful.

I noticed that inside the crystal there was a scroll,

so, I unfortunately, had to break a crystal

for the better good of the group.

A scroll. Uh, there's an arrow...

I don't know.

[ALL GASPING]

JUSTINE: Joey, that was very aggressive!

No respect for museums, whatsoever.

"One of the twin sphinx is locked inside the mystic box

"and can only be opened by the blood of one responsible

"for the Mummy's return."

[GASPS]

GABBIE: Maybe the one who's responsible for all of this

is the one who laid the Ankh

on the Mummy's lid in the first place,

and that's Tana.

"The path to truth lies in urns

"holding the Pharaoh's organs.

"One at a time, each of you must select an urn

"and place it in the right location.

"If correct, the Goddess blinks once.

"If wrong, she blinks twice

"and you must try again.

"Each wrong placement

"puts your card in the voting pile.

"The oldest starts,

"then selects the next to go and so on."

TIMOTHY: So, now I'm outside

with Bretman, DeStorm, Tana and Rosanna,

and we're trying to find this golden obelisk.

DESTORM: Where are we going, Mortimer?

I don't know, what does this say?

I think we have to do this.

ROSANNA: It says, "Mimic us."

There's an image on the back of the note, the clue that we had,

and it's a picture of two people

standing underneath the doorway

doing a little bit of this.

ROSANNA: Or do we find pictures?

BRETMAN: Where's this door?

DESTORM: Where's this door?

ROSANNA: Mimic?

Oh, this?

Oh, there, it's right here.

I've realized that the image in the back of the scroll

matched the archway that we were standing next to.

I am smart.

Let's do it, in front of here.

Okay, you ready? You ready?

Well, Tana, you wanna do it?

Somebody, tell us, somebody, guide us.

Okay, okay.

ROSANNA: DeStorm had to, like, come down a little bit.

I had to, like, go up my tippy toes,

but we made this little dance move work together, and boop!

Oh, we did it, we did it!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, Johnny, just touch already!

It's a tarantula!

We did it!

Hey, come on, we out here.

Nice.

Nice. We did it!

That's what I'm talking about.

Ugh! More puzzles?

What's up with all these supernatural people

and their love of puzzles, man?

[GROWLS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Miss Jerky-looking-ass-bitch comes out of nowhere.

JUSTINE: Oh, my God! This way, this way!

[EXCLAIMING FRANTICALLY]

Oh, my God, she's captured. Okay.

All of a sudden, Tana gets captured.

I don't know where they're taking her.

Where is she going?

Justine, you're first.

All right. Well, I guess I'll take this one.

This one says, "I eat and I speak."

My riddle is, "I eat and I speak."

And I have absolutely no idea what that could possibly mean.

This one's an eye, this one looks like a leg.

This one's... It sort of looks like a parrot.

I don't know!

I'm just gonna go with this one.

JOEY: Okay.

Okay, here you go.

One, just one.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

Oh, two. It's wrong.

Two.

ALEX: We know we are incorrect

if the light flashes twice.

And every time that we get it wrong,

our name goes into the voting ceremony.

Okay, you have to try again. Try another one.

[CRACKLING]

Ah, two blinks!

It's wrong.

JUSTINE: None of these symbols

were matching up to what this could possibly be.

ALEX: Wait, this looks like a mouth.

"I eat and I speak."

JUSTINE: I thought that was an eye.

ALEX: It looks like a mouth.

That has to be the one.

Okay, here we go.

[CRACKLES]

We got it! Yes!

Yay!

TIMOTHY: We open up the scroll,

we see another image on it,

and it shows us that

we need to knock that little figurine over.

Where's she at? [GASPS] I know where that bitch is.

[CHUCKLING] He's screaming all the time.

TIMOTHY: Bretman is running all over the place,

but he seems really confident in what he's doing,

so I'm trusting him.

[SCREAMING]

ALEX: What is...

She right here.

Girl, they cannot keep up with all this, honey.

Are you okay?

Oh, God!

She's right here.

You have the rocks?

ROSANNA: No!

We need the rocks?

BRETMAN: Go grab the rocks 'cause I think we're supposed to throw it at that.

Bretman yells back to us, "Get the rocks."

Okay.

I lift my head up with these rocks, I'm like,

"Here you go, DeStorm..."

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMS]

Guys, Rosanna...

What happened? She got taken, too?

She got taken?

Oh, man!

Okay, well, we're gonna have to hit this thing.

DESTORM: Yo, I got one rock.

We got a bunch of rocks.

Okay.

DESTORM: Bretman can't hit the target.

Give Tim some rocks...

Tim can't hit the target.

I strike that damn target down with one rock.

That's how you do it.

Right here.

That's how you do it.

[SHOUTING] That's how you do it!

[GASPS]

"I walk without legs."

So, my riddle is, "I walk without legs."

and I immediately remember seeing a snake on the ground,

and I think, "That has to be it."

Okay, here we go.

[CRACKLES]

ALL: Yes!

JOEY: Okay, pick who's next.

So, I set the urn down,

and I'm not often wrong.

JOEY: Okay... "I take what's left."

Mmm...

That's probably a bird, right?

GABBIE: Yeah... [MUTTERING]

Oh, a vulture. There's a vulture.

ALEX: Okay, wait.

[CRACKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

GABBIE: Is that right? Oh, sh*t.

[SIGHS IN RELIEF] I got it right. Thank God.

LIZA: It's my turn to go,

and this thing says something about holding food?

I have no idea where to put this stupid urn.

Well, this looks like a hand.

There's a bowl. I think that could be a bowl.

ALEX: Oh, that could be a bowl.

Oh, God!

Oh, my gosh!

It's between a hand and a bowl.

I'm pretty sure this urn goes on the bowl

because the bowl holds a meal

ALEX: Okay, here we go. Come on!

One blink.

[CRACKLES]

Oh... Oh! It's wrong.

[ALL EXCLAIMS]

GABBIE: Okay, it's okay, it's all right.

The light glows twice.

Great. I'm wrong.

I'm going in the voting pile and I might die.

Okay, I'm gonna try it.

ALEX: Okay.

[CRACKLES]

LIZA: Yes!

JOEY: Okay, we got it.

Okay.

Okay.

It's right. Thank God. My name's only going in the pile once.

Last one.

"I burn for hours."

GABBIE: A candle, right?

This looks like a cand...

It could be a candle holder like an old timey one.

That's what I was thinking.

That might be a little flame.

ALEX: Okay, I'm just gonna do it.

[CRACKLES]

You got it.

LIZA: Yes!

JOEY: Oh, my gosh!

JOEY: Oh!

ALEX: Whoa, what is this?

Cool!

Oh, another note!

Okay, touch this.

Touch what? Where the hell is that?

Touch what?

This well is over there.

And I was like, "Okay, so I guess we gotta look for beetles

and it says, "Touch us."

So, obviously, "us" means more than one,

so we had to find more than one beetle.

So, Bretman, with his elephant brain,

figures out we have to go to the rotunda.

He sprints over,

we follow Bretman to the rotunda.

And we gotta touch some beetle.

[EXHALES] There's body parts.

It's probably in the damn well.

We're looking for the little bug, the creature,

and, uh, I'm not finding anything.

BRETMAN: I feel like this bitch knows something.

She ain't telling me.

So, I was like, "Hey, guys, maybe it's hidden, like,

"underneath, like, all these skulls and dirt."

Hey, did you need a hand, bro?

[CHUCKLING] Chill.

All right.

[GASPS] Bitch, is this a beetle or is it not a beetle?

Put the hand on...

DESTORM: You found it? Oh, there it is.

TIMOTHY: What?

BRETMAN: I'll be touching her.

Okay, let's find the other ones.

Looks like it's blood.

Okay, okay, okay.

There's gotta be one.

So, I guess we gotta...

There's two.

Yes.

You found two?

There's two right here.

Okay, I'mma touch one, you touch one. I'm touching one.

Oh, we got it!

The golden, uh, obelisk.

I grab the obelisk, the hero that I am.

[CHEST DOOR OPENS]

Oh!

DESTORM: That's what I'm talking about!

[CHUCKLES]

Ooh!

What's that?

Honey, I'm coming home.

DeStorm, Tim, y'all better not touch that sphinx

because I earned that sphinx.

"The Staff of the Nile

"was used by the Pharaoh

"to determine the guilt of criminals.

"When touched to their forehead,

"the crystal will glow if they're guilty.

"Test everyone in the group."

Guilty of what?

Guilty of what?

We got this staff and apparently, it's gonna tell us

who betrayed the Pharaoh.

All we have to do is put it to everyone's forehead

and it should light up and let us know

who the bad guy is here.

What if I'm the monster?

Put it to your head first.

Okay.

ALEX: Okay, let's see if it glows.

Anything happening?

ALEX: No.

Okay. Justine.

Oh, come on now.

ALEX: One by one Joey brings it to all of our foreheads.

It's like an Egyptian lie detector.

Turns out, it's none of us.

So who could it be?

So... Oh!

To try the Sorceress.

JUSTINE: She's innocent.

ALEX: The wife.

You?

I loved my husband.

It's the wife.

I have nothing to do with the staff.

You k*lled him!

She k*lled him!

JOEY: After her! Stop her!

You know what says "guilt"? Running.

That bitch is responsible for the damn Mummy's return. Get her!

Why would you k*ll him?

[PANTING]

I just wanted what rightfully belonged to me.

GABBIE: What is that?

ALEX: It's glowing.

JUSTINE: It's glowing, it's glowing.

[BREATH TREMBLING]

Egypt should have been mine.

I was born to rule.

The Pharaoh was weak.

Ding, ding, ding, we have a witch.

We need your blood, honey.

COLLEEN: Joey, I think you have to k*ll her.

Uh, no, I'm not... I'm not doing it.

GABBIE: Joey, watch out!

[SCREAMS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

GABBIE: Oh, my God!

[SHOCKED] Oh, my God.

[SORCERESS LAUGHS WICKEDLY]

Okay, so we have the blood now.

This Sorceress woman, who I thought was not our friend,

maybe she's our friend,

she did the deed for us.

We didn't even have to k*ll anyone.

GABBIE: Somebody has to put the blood on the box

in order to open it up.

And nobody else is doing it,

but I'm not in the mood to be here,

so I just did it.

[ALL CHEERING]

There's the sphinx.

We grabbed the twin sphinx and the note

and we head back to the other group. We gotta hurry up.

GABBIE: Thanks, Sorceress.

JUSTINE: Thank you.

Don't mention it.

[GROWLS]

ROSANNA: Tana and I are both in the lounge.

We know that we've both been captured,

so our names are gonna be going into the voting pile.

[GASPS] Oh, my God!

Whoa!

Can you untie me?

TIMOTHY: Tana and Rosanna had been tied up.

First, I'm like, "Did y'all like this?

"Was this a pleasurable experience?"

No, it was a dramatic experience.

I'm just glad they're safe.

There you go.

The hell happened to y'all?

God, you're welcome.

Guys, we got one.

ROSANNA: You got it!

TIMOTHY: You guys figure it out?

GABBIE: And we k*lled somebody.

TIMOTHY: You k*lled somebody?

GABBIE: Yeah.

JOEY: Well, the Sorceress k*lled somebody.

Okay.

She's like a total badass.

Oh!

Little by little,

the Sorceress is making her way into our little circle.

"To recover the jeweled key,

"two must be chosen by vote

"to brave the Sands of Egypt.

"However, you may only choose from among your own group."

[GASPS]

"Friends will betray friends."

Mmm.

"Discuss among yourselves

"and then select the card of the person

"you want forced into the death challenge.

"Choose wisely.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

JOEY: Here we go again with the voting.

I'm so used to this,

you would think that this is like

my normal everyday routine.

We have to choose somebody from our own group

to send into the death challenge.

So, we start talking about who we're gonna vote for

and everybody has a different strategy.

I've already got two strikes against me,

so the odds are not in my favor.

So, I already have two.

Uh-huh.

I already have one, so...

You should take one for the team.

I should--

I should be the one who gets saved

because I have a young son to raise.

So, if you k*ll me,

you're technically k*lling two people.

Okay, but you guys remember this if I do this.

I mean, that was really easy.

I'm not gonna forget it.

This is so difficult.

It's really hard.

But I just think because Justine's already

more likely to be in here,

what if we just lean into that?

I hit... I threw the rock. I threw the rock.

So far, the weakest link to me,

is everybody but me.

BRETMAN: Don't be looking at me. I found...

No. I mean, Bret k*lled the game.

Plus, Bret's my Asian brother, so I'm not gonna vote for Bret.

If one of you b*tches vote for me,

ooh... [SCOFFS]

What did you do?

I'm the team player,

and I'm not coming for anybody.

I'm just here to support everybody...

I don't know.

...and I really wanna get home.

I mean... [EXHALES]

I have a fur baby at home.

DESTORM: Ah!

She doesn't have anyone else.

Everyone is making valid points.

We all held our weight or did a task.

What has Tim done?

Guys, it does look like everyone found something but Tim.

I mean, yeah. Um...

TIMOTHY: I mean, they're trying to come at me

like I didn't do anything.

Tana, all she did was find the giant, super obvious Ankh.

All right, guys, look, it's time to vote.

If you got captured,

or if you made a mistake in the urn challenge,

you already have a strike against you.

At the end of the day,

I wanna keep around people that can help me.

And Justine, she doesn't look very helpful.

I gotta vote for Justine.

I need to keep the strongest people here

and she just proved that

she is not one of the strongest at solving puzzles.

I don't wanna vote for any of my friends,

so it's just better to go along with the crowd.

BRETMAN: I'm a woman of my word.

So, to keep it fair, I voted for Tim

because that's what our group decided on.

The best way to save myself is to vote for somebody

who already has a vote,

so I figure, "You know what? I'mma vote for Tana."

DESTORM: I voted for Rose because I knew nobody would.

And I wanted to just ruffle some feathers.

All right, guys,

the first one to the final challenge is...

The Adventurer, Justine.

It's okay.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I can't believe this is happening again.

It seems like just yesterday that I was buried alive

and here I am, going into the Sands of Egypt.

Second group.

Tana.

[GASPS]

JOEY: Oh, my God.

Whoa, I actually did not see that coming.

Wow.

JOEY: When I find out that

Tana and Justine are in the challenge,

I'm like, "All right.

"Justine, we'll see you in a minute."

GABBIE: Wow, an actress.

She's gonna b*at me.

For sure, but we loved having you here.

ROSANNA: I feel sad for Tana

seeing her doubt herself because she's really capable.

Justine, we love you. Tana, we love you, too.

JUSTINE: I'll bring this back for you guys.

Good luck.

I love you.

See you on the other side.

Going into this entire challenge,

this is my redemption.

I need to redeem myself,

because I don't wanna be thrown back into another coffin.

JUSTINE: Oh, gosh!

Oh, there's a note!

Okay.

TANA: So, the second we both place our twin sphinx,

a scepter literally appears out of nowhere.

"The Scepter of !sis cannot be touched

"until one of you has built a pyramid in her name.

"Gather the pieces and assemble them.

"The first to do so can claim the scepter

"and command the Mummy to retrieve the key.

"However, the Mummy has cursed the sands

"with flesh-eating beetles

"and you may only travel on the stones.

[BEETLES TRILLING]

"Stepping on the sand or getting touched by the Mummy

"will take you out of the challenge

"for ten seconds."

Okay, that's crazy,

because those are very precious seconds.

Basically, we have to get around these flesh-eating beetles

and build a pyramid.

And the pyramid will unlock the Mummy

who can then give us the jeweled key.

All right. Begin.

TANA: All right.

[GRUNTS]

So...

Is that a piece?

[BREATH TREMBLING] Oh, this is so...

That's a piece!

That's disgusting. Oh, gosh!

Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

These are so far away!

How many blocks...

TANA: Justine is jumping around on these stones

just handling this sh*t like a boss.

JUSTINE: I've so many thoughts running through my mind

because knowing that this is the final death challenge,

one of us is not gonna make it out tonight.

TANA: I can't figure out sh*t in this challenge.

I was just doing so well.

I found the Ankh, and now I'm just like, "I can't do anything."

[GRUNTS]

JUSTINE: No!

The Mummy grabs me, and I'm absolutely terrified.

Oh, my gosh!

I am not this agile.

[GROWLS]

How many blondes does it take

to build a pyramid?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.

[SCREAMS]

Jeez!

Oh no, oh no, oh no.

JUSTINE: I'm searching everywhere for these pieces

and I find most of them,

but there's one left.

[SHRIEKS] Oh, boy.

TANA: I think I have all the pieces.

I think I'm putting it together.

I think I might be ahead?

Uh... What?

This just took a turn.

Be nice, Mummy. Is this a pyramid?

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[GRUNTS]

[SHRIEKS]

I didn't really play LEGOs as a kid

and I never really built stuff.

Okay, okay.

She built that way wrong.

Okay. Okay.

I can't find my last piece!

Wait, I did it!

Wait, did I just do this?

Did I just do this?

No, no, no! [SHRIEKS]

[GROWLS]

No, no, no!

No!

[INDISTINCT] Mummy, stop!

Bring me the jeweled key!

JUSTINE: She grabs the scepter and I'm still alive.

So, maybe we both can live.

Okay, we'll get there.

[BREATH TREMBLING]

"Your betrayal is not yet complete.

"You must order the Mummy to k*ll your friend

"if you wish to claim the key."

JUSTINE: I don't blame, Tana,

and I know she didn't wanna do it,

but I was like, "Girl, this is not how it works."

This is... This is it.

Like, you have to do this,

or we both die.

No. I'm not gonna order him to k*ll Justine.

Like, what kind of sick and twisted bullshit is that?

I hate this bittersweet feeling.

Mummy, I just wanna go home.

[GROWLS]

[GASPS]

No! No!

Die!

[GRUNTS]

Yes! Yes, s*ab him, s*ab him!

[GRUNTS]

Die!

[INDISTINCT]

[EFFORT GRUNTS]

[GROWLS]

[MUFFLED SCREAM]

[GROWLS]

Now that I have the key, I need to put this Mummy

back to wherever he came from.

I don't know if y'all realized this,

but the damn Armageddon clock is at 12:00 midnight now.

Last time we was here, it was at 10:00.

ALEX: What's that mean?

Okay.

The sun comes up

at 6:00 in the morning.

Okay.

Okay, I need to breathe.

This thing is going

to turn all of us to dust.

I need to breathe.

Well, all of you to dust 'cause I'm not dying.

Well, I'm just confused 'cause I thought Joey said

he was coming to save us

And now, one by one we're getting picked off.

Okay, well, things change, okay?

I know this is the same thing. Joey, what are you talking about?

TIMOTHY: It's kinda our fault for agreeing to come along the second time.

It's like fool me once,

shame on me...

Fool me twice, shame on...

Just shame, you know?

JOEY: [SHOCKED] Tana?

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

TANA: That's right, all of y'all underestimated me

and I'm coming back with the first jeweled key.

I am shocked that Tana won this, but I'll take it.

So, you kind of k*lled her but you really didn't.

No, but for sure did.

Wait, guys, there's, like,

she's really gone.

Joey, where did she go?

She's in Hell!

I can't, I can't...

The paper said Hell.

We'll be sent to Hell forever.,

JOEY: So, now, this rescue mission

has turned into a survival mission yet again.

Let's do it?

DESTORM: Baby girl, come on, grab the key.

Hey, do you guys understand what's about to happen?

As soon as she puts that in there,

one of the exhibits is gonna get unleashed.

Yeah, literally, anything can happen.

Is that what happens?

JOEY: Okay, Justine didn't die for nothing.

Just put it in the slot.

[CHUCKLING] Hey, that's what she said. All right.

TANA: I mean, I still know when I turn this key

some scary sh*t's about to happen.

Creepy museum.

JOEY: What could it... Oh, my goodness!

[CRACKLING]

GABBIE: Whoo!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, okay, okay.

TIMOTHY: Oh, what is this?

There's this old coin inside the box.

I'm wondering how much the coin is worth.

What is it? Do you guys... Can you guys see what it is?

It looks like bone.

Oh, whoa, look at the...

Look at the fog.

[SHRIEKING]

♪ Should have come alone

♪ Why you messing with my throne

♪ Gotta keep you at a distance

♪ Trying to roll my name

♪ While you play a wicked game

♪ Welcome to your warning rune ♪