11x16 - My Leg!/Ink Lemonade

Episode transcripts for the TV show "SpongeBob SquarePants". Aired: May 1, 1999 - present.*
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
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11x16 - My Leg!/Ink Lemonade

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- Whoo! Yeah!

Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Uh-huh!

Ooh!

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Uh-huh!

- SpongeBob, I need...

Whoa.
Sponge...

- Patty, no!

- Oh, I can't quite reach it.

Listen here, boy-o!

As long as that patty's stuck
in the chimney,

it's money outta me pocket!

You're gonna have to
go up there

and fish it out.
- Oh, boy!

Looks like I'm taking my career
to new heights.

Meep!

All right, chimney,

prepare to be swept.

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There you are!

Good as new!

crowd:

Hold on, patty!

I've got you!

No!

- Okay, SpongeBob.

Time to come back down
and get to work

so I can garnish your wages
for wasting that patty!

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- Oh, you know,
I think I'll just

stay up here a while.

It's such a nice day, and all.

- Nonsense, boy-o.
Just climb on down!

No, I'm good!

- SpongeBob,

I order you to come down here
immediately!

- Don't worry,
I'll get him down

with my newest invention:
Extend-O-Boots.

I just press this button, and...

Whoa!

- Sorry, I haven't worked out
all the kinks yet.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa-oh-oh!

- Whoa!
- What the...

- So, uh...

anybody else got an idea?

- It's okay, I got him!

- Hey, SpongeBob.

Whatcha doing wa

Let's climb down now.

Aw, thanks, Patrick,
but you go on ahead.

I just can't do it.

It's too far down!

- Aw, don't worry, SpongeBob.

Your old pal Patrick has
another plan

to get you off this roof.

Sure.
Just do what I do.

Hm...

Ow!

- Uh, never mind, Patrick.
I think I'll stay where I am.

[crowd chattering
disapprovingly]

Hey, it's not so bad up here.

Pretty great, really.

I sure do miss my friends,
though.

Hey, maybe I can see them
from up here.

Ooh, looks like
Squidward has a date.

Good for him.
It can be so tough

to put yourself out there.

- Oh, no.

Poor Squidward.

He's all alone!

Ah!

Don't worry, friend.
I'm here for you.

Hm?
Oh!

Oh!
Oh, that feels good.

Huh?!

- Hmm, maybe he's hungry.

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- Come on, Squidward!
Eat your...

- Ow, hand cramp!

Ow-ow-ow-ow!

* *

- Guess he wasn't hungry
after all.

- I guess there's nothing left
to do but go to sleep.

Oh, I wish I had my bed...

Hey, that gives me an idea.

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Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

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Perfect.

Good night...

nobody.

- Yoo-hoo, SpongeBob!

Time to wake up!
- Oh, morning, Mr. Krabs.

I've come up with a solution

for your little roof problem,
boy-o!

- Now you can cook even if
you can't get back down.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Krabs.

- Now start making me money!

- Oh, Grilly, I thought
I'd never see you again!

Something still doesn't feel
right, though.

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[drill whirring,
SpongeBob grunting]

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Perfect!
Just like my old kitchen.

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I'm ready!

Squidward, order's up!

Oh, yeah.
I'm stuck up on this roof.

Hmm... how do I get
these patties

down to the customers?

Eureka!

- We paid for patties, Krabs!

Where's our food?
- Hey, calm down, everyone.

I'm sure we can figure
something out

that doesn't involve v*olence
or... refunds.

- Hey, outside!
It's raining Krabby Patties!

Squidward and Krabs: Huh?

- Safe!

- I'll take one Krabby Patty
and a drink, please.

I said, "And a drink!"

These are cold!

I paid for a hot meal.

all: Yeah!

- Maybe if we go up there,
we can get 'em fresh!

To the roof!
all: Yeah!

- Whoa!
I better make more room up here.

- You know, boy-o,

at first I just thought
you were being a lily-livered,

spineless, cry-baby,
scaredy-pants,

invertebrate loser.

- But this rooftop restaurant
of yours

really has me business booming!

- Wish you could've

talked Squidward into
joining us up here.

Finally, this place
has some class.

I might actually enjoy
working here now.

- Ten more patties, SpongeBob!

- You got it, Mr. K.

- Aw...

- No, no... me money!

- Being outside is awful!

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But we're under...

- Wait, wait, don't go!

A little wind

never hurt anyone!

- Whoa, whoa!

Ow!

SpongeBob, we're losing 'em.
Do something!

- Aye-aye, sir!

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- It's beautiful, boy-o!

- Yeah, it's pretty nice,
but now that we're not outside,

I'm starting to get bored.
- Yeah, so...

- Wait!
You can't be bored

when there's dancing!

[electronic dance
music playing]

Whoo!

[grunting and shouting
rhythmically]

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- He's right!

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- Hooray!
We're not on the roof anymore.

- You know, after all
that dancing

and partying today,
tomorrow's gonna feel

like starting a new business!
- And I'm looking forward

to getting in
on the ground floor with you!

Time to go home already?

Ow.

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