["Drunken Sailor" plays]
* *
[bubbling]
- I got some fresh ingredients
for our new Krabby Soup.
A half-eaten Krabby Patty...
[splash]
Two moldy pickles...
[splash]
And some smashed potatoes
that look like Squidward.
[splash]
* *
- Mr. Krabs, did you get
those ingredients
from the trash?
- [gasps]
Of course not!
That wouldn't be legal.
I intercepted these items
on their way to the trash.
I want everybody in
Bikini Bottom to buy my soup.
Yuppies, guppies, puppies...
- Hippies?
- Hippies?
[growls]
- Yeah, there's a group
of hippies living out back
by the hydrothermal vent.
- Hippies?
On my property?
[grumbling]
* *
All right,
you longhairs, b*at it!
This here's private property!
- We're just keeping warm, dude.
- Yeah, baby.
We like to hang near
hydrothermal vents.
- Oof!
- We're vent creatures.
We get cold real fast.
[laughs]
- Yeah, I don't care.
You're trespassing.
And littering paisleys!
Ha-ha, back, back you go... oof!
[bell ringing]
- Hey, freaky friends,
it's warm in here.
- [grunts]
[pop]
[shattering]
And keep running, you deadbeats!
- This seems just as good
as a heat vent.
[laughs]
- Let's crash this pad.
[grunting]
[splash]
[crackling]
- That should discourage
those bohemians.
- [whistling]
- Hey, hold on there, lad.
You might be overdoing
the ingredients.
* *
[slurps]
Huh, it's just broth.
- Huh, that's funny.
It was loaded with stuff
a few minutes ago.
- Hmm, well, go ahead
and add some more.
We got customers waiting.
- Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.
[bubbling]
[humming]
[whistles]
[splash]
- [chomps]
- [humming]
- [chomps]
- Hmm, guess I bought
the disappearing
kind of potatoes.
[humming]
- [chomps]
* *
[chomping]
- Hmm?
Oh...
Oh, hungry soup, eh?
Let's see if you like onions.
* *
Today's special is
onion soup a la SpongeBob.
Oh!
All right, listen, soup.
You want me to get tough?
[grunts]
All right, I'll get tough!
I made you from scratch,
and I can unscratch you!
[cr*ck]
Whoa, whoa!
- When you're done fighting
with the food,
we have an order
for three soups.
- [chewing]
- [slurping]
Make soup, not w*r.
[splash]
- Well, I never.
* *
- Ah... Achoo!
[blows nose]
[splash]
- Mwah!
[whack]
- You obviously love your soup
more than you love me!
- Take this soup back!
- I'm returning
my husband's soup too!
- [blows a raspberry]
- [gasps]
[splash]
- What's the problem?
- There are hippies in the soup!
- Hah, hippies in the soup.
That's a new one.
[screams]
- Avast there, ye invertebrate!
You're throwing away me money.
- Anyone else down there?
- Hmm, Mr. Krabs, I think
the soup might be haunted.
- Son, did you forget
to pay your brain bill again?
* *
[splash]
- Wh... What?
both: [gasp]
hippies: Hey, hey, Mr. K,
how much money
did you make today?
[splash]
- Oh, you hippies!
[bang]
All right, you deadbeats!
This is an eviction.
You are to leave
this soup immediately.
Huh?
Whoa!
hippies: Heck no, we won't go!
all: Heck no, we won't go!
Heck no, we won't go!
- SpongeBob!
all: Heck no, we won't go!
- Sorry, Mr. Krabs,
it's just so catchy.
- [chuckles]
Why don't you just
dump the soup out?
- And lose all the money
I've already put into it?
Heck no!
They gotta go!
* *
- Whatcha using for bait?
- Something hippies love...
long hair.
- [inhales]
- Shh!
I got one!
- Ooh!
* *
- [grumbles]
Hippies can't resist
playing with this little
crochet foot bag.
[grunting]
- Neither can I!
[grunting]
- Resist the temptation, dude.
- [grunts]
- Aww, but we can't let
that little bag
hit the ground, man!
- Hah!
[splashing]
- Cool, man, you saved the sack
from gravity, like, forever.
- Beautiful, man.
[rhythmic music]
- Mr. Krabs, why are we
in a drum circle?
- It's something
that all hippies
are required to participate in.
* *
[rattling]
* *
- [laughs]
Dig that b*at.
- Oh, that is
a wild drum circle, dudes.
- [panting]
My hands are starting to hurt.
- Couldn't we have gotten
softer drums?
* *
- [exclaims]
I'm out.
Oof.
[groaning]
- Me too.
[groaning]
- Get up, you tender palms!
It's working!
[rhythmic music]
* *
[groaning]
* *
[shattering]
[screams]
Oh, my claws!
[grunts]
My claws.
I wish we had another drummer.
- I've got a drummer, Mr. Krabs.
[tapping]
hippies: [grunt]
- Oh, man!
Drum machines ain't cool.
[groaning]
[splashing]
- [yells]
- It's your job
to go into that soup
and remove those hippies.
[splash]
[suspenseful music]
- [gentle breathing]
[smooth music]
[tires screech]
[laughter]
[laughs]
Hello, I'm SpongeBob.
- Dude, it's a square.
- No, man, it's that crazy cook
that's been feeding us.
- Have some carrot
love beads, SpongeBob.
- [chomp]
Mm, thank you!
Oh, Mr. Krabs sent me here
to tell you guys
you have to leave.
- Old Man Krabs
needs to mellow out.
- Yeah, he should
try meditation.
- Ooh, like this?
- Hey, you're far out.
* *
- It's cool.
Up is down.
Down is up.
It's all relative.
Relative.
- Oh, wow, SpongeBob,
you just blew our minds.
* *
[shimmering]
* *
- Son, how's
the eviction going?
- Oh, wow, you're beautiful.
- [gasps]
You went too deep!
You've gone full flower child.
Oh, no!
* *
- What's happening, man?
- Patrick, what are you
doing here?
- Just tubing down the river
of life, baby.
[chomp]
- Does Mr. Krabs know
you're in here?
* *
- No Krabs.
[chomp]
[spits]
Can't stand those things.
- Oh, oh, suddenly everything's
becoming very confusing.
I... I... I know.
I'll have a Krabby Patty.
That always calms me down.
[panting]
Ahh!
Huh?
Huh?
Hello?
Anybody here?
Whoa, how long
was I in that soup?
Mr. Krabs, is that you?
- [inhales]
[exhales]
SpongeBob, I thought
you split the scene, hipster.
- What happened here?
- Well, I had to close down
the Krusty Krab
since you weren't around
to make the Krabby Patties.
- Close down the Krusty Krab?
- Yeah, I was just being
a capitalist tool.
But it's all groovy now.
I'm a far out hippie,
and I'm flying
my freak flag high.
* *
- [sniffs]
Making Krabby Patties
was my number one
favorite thing ever
to do in the whole world.
- Bummer, right?
Let's dance our cares away, man.
* *
- Do you think that maybe
we could reopen the Krusty Krab
and go back to how things were?
[record scratches]
- I thought you'd never ask!
- Yeah!
But Mr. Krabs, what about
our new hippie friends?
- They say they need
to be somewhere warm, right?
I have an idea.
* *
- You know what?
That Old Man Krabs wasn't
such a bad dude after all.
[gurgling]
- [laughs]
Whoa.
- Someone just crashed
our new pad.
- [moaning]
[splashing]
- Yo, bro, potato?
- Oh, thanks, man.
[chomps]
* *
[screams]
Hippies!
[light twangy music]
* *
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.