all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- * Ohh... *
* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
* *
- Ooh, take a look at this,
Gare Bear.
Found a slime ball
in your shoe?
Even purebred snails
can fall victim
to the scourge of slime balls.
[Gary hacking,
SpongeBob groans]
You really got some air
on that one.
- Meow.
- I know that meow.
That says "I'm hungry."
Lucky for you,
I speak fluent snail.
- Meow!
- Meow-meow!
- Oh, of course!
You wanna go for a walk?
Gary, you really need to work
on your pronunciation.
Okay, no walkies.
- Oh, if only you could talk
like a person.
Ooh!
"The chatterbox
translation collar?
Know what your best friend
is saying!"
A snail translator!
That's a great idea, Gary.
- Chatterbox order line.
- Hello, yes,
could you please send me
one chatterbox snail collar?
- Do you want regular, express,
or our fastest delivery option,
time warp?
- Ooh, time warp, please!
- Very well, your package
was delivered last Thursday.
- Oh, I wonder
where this came from.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, Gary, speak to me.
- Check, check.
- One, two.
Ah, that's more like it.
Hello, there, Papa Bob.
- Papa Bob.
Oh!
Oh, Gary,
now you can express
your innermost thoughts
in language I can understand.
I have so many questions.
- Lay 'em on me, Papa Bob.
- Mostly I dream
I'm flying above it all...
- Aww, that's sweet.
- While I breathe fiery
destruction
upon my enemies.
Hey, if you're gonna dream,
dream big, right?
Let's move on
to question two,
shall we?
What are your long
- To finish
restoring my hotrod.
- Yeah,
you need to get on that.
But what I really
want to know is,
how do I look
in these pants?
- They really bring out
the sharp corners
of your buttocks.
- Oh, Gary, you flatterer.
Come on, Gare, let's show
Patrick your new voice.
Oh, Patrick, I have got
a surprise for you!
Say hello to Gary.
- Hello, Gary.
- Hello, stinky man.
Hmm.
Phew!
Ooh, you're right, Gary,
I am ripe!
Ah, much better.
- Delightfully disgusting.
- Thank you, my good man.
- Thanks for the old
tooth scrubbing!
Bye!
- Sandy!
Gary has a new
translating collar.
- Hello, hairy astronaut lady.
- You know, same shell,
different day.
- Aww, that ain't nothing.
I invented a nut translator
ages ago.
- The pistachios
are all out to get me.
You can't trust 'em.
They're working
for the peanut mafia!
Walnuts are extra nutty.
- Om.
- In order to achieve
complete brainfulness,
one must clear one's mind
of all distractions.
Distractions are only
in your mind.
- You are the center
of the universe.
- Center of the universe.
[doorbell continues ringing,
Squidward continues grumbling]
- Will you answer the door
already?
- I think your doorbell's
broken, Squidward.
- I thought you might want to
chat with your neighbor.
- Why would I want to
talk to you?
- Oh, not to me.
To Gary.
- Oh, good grief.
SpongeBob, Gary can't talk.
He's a snail!
- Greetings and salutations,
grouchy man.
- I bought Gary the new pet
translator collar.
- Why would you
want to talk to him?
- Who wouldn't want to
talk to their pet?
- I was talking to Gary.
- Oh.
Those walls!
That carpet.
- Turns out Gary
has a very sophisticated
sense of design.
Well, maybe I'll give him
the guided tour.
- Hey, wait up!
- And up here, you'll find
my true masterworks,
Hidden away from the eyes
of the undeserving public.
- Ah, the naive
cephalopod style.
Not very sophisticated.
See here.
- Ugh!
Tacky.
- Hold on now!
- Don't worry, Squidward,
I'm taking notes for you.
- Feel the plainfulness
flow through you.
What's wrong with it?
- Nothing, I'm sure.
Apparently, no brain required.
Come, Papa Bob.
Let's get out of here
before this bad taste
rubs off on us.
- Don't be sad, Squidward,
we'll be back soon.
- Until next time,
remember to free yourself
from all distraction.
- Oh, I will.
Night, Gare Bear.
- Good night, Papa Bob.
- Good night.
- Ah, let's see if SpongeBob
still wants you to talk
after tonight.
Stupid rake!
Oh, Papa Bob.
No, no, no.
Oh, Papa Bob.
- I'm thirsty.
At this hour?
All right, I'll get you
some water.
- Here you go, buddy,
one water.
- I want to go to the park.
Oh, sure.
No problem, Gary.
Well, that was fun.
- My bed is too lumpy.
- All right, then.
Here, Gary, take my bed, hmm?
- Papa Bob, it's hot in here.
- Still too stuffy.
- Still too...
How's that, Gary?
- The view is so much nicer
a block away.
- Okay, okay.
This should get things rolling.
- Keep going.
Just a little more.
Perfect.
You're right, Gary.
The view is nicer over here.
Gary?
Gary!
[wheels screech,
houses clatter]
Whoa!
Oh-whoa-oh! Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Whew!
Aww, that was close, huh, Gary?
Oops.
- Aww, now where are
we gonna sleep?
You could always live
in a hole,
like that idiot sea star.
- My house!
Oh, Squidward,
we're neighbors again.
- Get off of...
- Uh, I didn't catch that,
Squidward, what'd you say?
- I said, "Get off of"...
- Hey!
- Hey!
Come back with my worm!
- Aww, looks like Squidward
wants a pet of his own
to talk to.
Meow.
11x23 - Appointment TV/Karen's Virus
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.