01x15 - Sideshow Smurfs

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Smurfs". Aired: April 18, 2021 - present.*
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01x15 - Sideshow Smurfs

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oh how pretty because the smurfs

they're my most favorite

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what's wrong where are you down here

down where

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oh

down here yes and now we're both down

here uh yeah kind of cozy huh

oh clumsy how will we ever get out of

here huh don't worry smurfette i'll just

climb up and

[Applause]

there's still one thing we haven't tried

what's that

help save us

someone please help us

oh it's no you nobody can hear us oh

what do we do

[Applause]

what's that maybe it's papa smurf

papa smurf doesn't growl

[Applause]

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what is it

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bluster

you ungrateful cur have you called it a

tasty rabbit that you are not about to

share with your master

if it weren't for me you'd be nothing

but a feast for fleas

and speaking of feasts roast rabbit

would be

by thunder what are you oh she's clumsy

and i'm smart fat i mean uh i'm whisper

smurfs incredible the world will pay a

fortune to see such tiny creatures once

you become the star attractions of

bombasts to traveling a show

you my little pets will be the most

unique theatrical act ever beheld by

human eyes

but we don't do any tricks well i can do

a cartwheel clumsy no you can't oh sure

i can watch

oops

oh sorry smurfette

see what i mean

no matter i bombast the great train this

empty-headed hound

and i can do wonders with you too

[Applause]

quiet soon these little pets will make

your feeble dog act the thing of the

past

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oh where are we going papa smurf will

never find us now

uh yeah sure are a long way from the

building

uh why are you smurfing all those

flowers smurf ant

smurf can find that

huh

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we have to find them

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hold it what have we here flower

smurfette likes flowers and clumsy was

gathering firewood but where are they

now

oh to the missing spurs

where oh where can the little smurfs be

i hate sad poems pop a smurf

giant footprints

hmm

these were made by a human half a smurf

look what contracts

the puzzle is beginning to smurf

together but what does it mean papa

smurf

it means smurfette and clumsy have been

smurf snapped smurf

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we must follow the trail wherever it

leads quickly

first are you lazy beast faster

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and you cease that infernal snuffly

you're soiling my garments canine this

sister i shall

watch this

ah-ha

so that's it

oh what are we stopping for

sorry my pet but your rescuers whoever

they may be have just come to the end of

the trail

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boy there's so many wagon tracks which

one do we follow how will we find him

now papa smurf this road leads to a

human village not far ahead the wagon

must be going there and so are we

uh human beings it's a place of many

dangers my little smurfs but we have no

choice

yes

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no no no

do it again

and this time do it right

yes sir

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bluster stop how dare you endanger my

stars

now back off

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the great bombast never gives up

not so bad clumsy it's not me it's the

ball

fools

we'll just have to keep trying until we

find something you can do

how much farther papa smurf not far now

[Applause]

now don't start that again

that's it keep it up one two one two one

two

i say blaster aren't they looking good

all right smurfs that's enough

i think you're finally ready for your

debut

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fast of you every moment wasted is money

lost

oh clumsy look how big everything is oh

yeah i wonder how problems will ever

find us here

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i'm going to have a look around

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yes i got a very close look at a wagon

wheel

papa smurf there are so many wagons how

will we know which is the right one

we'll just have to look at all of them

i hate wagons

remember smurf your eyes

we don't want anything sneaking up

behind you

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is everything all right

yes

that was close how close was it it was

so close my whole life rushed

hold it where's crouchy

grouchy

oh no

i hate crowds

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observe my pint-sized performers you're

about to make me rich and famous

[Applause]

and you miserable cur will guard my

precious pets while i hang these posters

around town is that clear

and well

to you if any harm befalls them

understood

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this is like looking for a needle in the

haystack papa smurf don't give up clumsy

and smurfette must be nearby and we

won't leave without them

someone's coming

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ah

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oh go back to your poster buster we were

just practicing our dance theme

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we'll never smirk out of here uh yeah

now that bluster sure wouldn't be glad

to see us go clumsy you just gave me an

idea

you know clumsy if we could escape

then luster would be the star of the

show again

but how could two little old smurfs ever

escape from this big old cave oh yeah

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i guess we're stuck and poor bluster

will never be a star

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oh blaster what a surprise and we'll

never tell will we clumsy uh tell what

smurfette

never mind clumsy come on

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oh where are we going smurfette

as far from bombay as we can

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what are you stopping

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[Laughter]

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we've gotta get out of here

here now to prepare for the crowds and

their money

[Applause]

we've walked and walk

and look and look i hate looking and

looking and looking and looking papa

smurf are you sure we're gonna fight

smurfette and clumsy again

of course i'm sure

i think

escaped

you blundering cur i ordered you to

watch them didn't i

you dare disobey the great bombast for

that you will pay dearly when i'm

through even fleas won't bite you i'm

going to

quiet when i'm speaking to aha what's

this

don't just sit there louty slump after

them

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when disturbed he has a tendency

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[Laughter]

never mind that we've got to get

well well it appears that the show will

go on

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don't you just love gray gloomy days it

keeps all the peasants away

how dare it rain on this small days it's

raining all my plans now there will be

no audience and no money

only fools would venture out in this

weather

well well and there's a fool now

he god smurfs austria here in the city

i knew this was going to be a good day

step right off my good man the show is

about to begin

stage friday well relax your audience of

one awaits and one penny is better than

no pennies and now we present

huh

gosh smurfette where'd gargamel go right

here

at last you're in my clutches you

miserable blue termites

quiet

nice doggie i was just getting your

little uh actors autographs

see there they are

all nice and safe

[Applause]

i wish i could stay for the show but

[Applause]

so

trying to see a free show eh

not true sir not true

wizard's honor

what now papa yeah we smurf all kinds of

wagons we haven't smurfed that wagon

uh i'll volunteer

somewhere fat clumsy where are you

are you hiding in there little smurfs

it's too heavy oh i guess i'll just have

to eat my way through

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uh yeah yes papa all bad

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it's no use

they're gone forever

poor clumsy

my little smurfs we've come this far and

we can't stop now how dare you view my

little blue pets without paying the

price little blue pets but but i paid 10

times the price

i don't just want to view them

i want to buy them

that sounds like gargamel

hey never mind come on

the great bombast sell his stars never

david but i'll double the amount and

throw in this slightly used cap for free

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no deal and don't bother me again i have

a show to put on

perhaps he'll change his tune when his

little performers can't perform

i don't know who's worth bombast or

gargamel oh that's a toughness perfect

oh hey the fog's rolling in that's not

fog

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what's wrong gargamel must have cast a

sleeping spell on them show time

and now ladies and gentlemen here they

are to amaze and astound you the one and

only smells

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[Applause]

wake up wake up don't do this to me hmm

looks like your smurfs have let you down

you again

yes and although these little creatures

are obviously worthless i'll do you a

favor and you'll do me a favor all right

let's step backstage shall we

no wait wait bombast listen

i'll make you another deal

okay the coast is clear

we must move fast or we'll all wind up

in this cage poor smurfette or clumsy

pour in on we gotta get out of here no

please you'll give me a headache look

you already gave me a headache

asriel do something to help me

[Applause]

and now ladies and gentlemen

the show must go on presenting

the waltzing wizard

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[Applause]

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i promise

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what happened uh jaya

papa

oh am i glad to see you oh boy am i glad

to be out of show business i'll bet they

know just how you feel look

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oops what is it pop smurf

listen

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you're coming after us

quickly smurf behind that log

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but but you don't understand

i will really pay you this time

never mind my payment will be your hide

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bravo that's what all good shows need

what's that papa smurf a happy

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