01x18 - Sir Hefty

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01x18 - Sir Hefty

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so

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foreign

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and the great knights of the round table

were the most virtuous and courageous of

all in fact i wrote an ode to a knight

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i could have been the greatest night of

all if i wasn't a smurf what's wrong

with being a smurf oh nothing but have

you ever seen us smurf night i hate

nights

and days there's no maiden i couldn't

rescue no dragon i couldn't slay no oh

no

a bridge over the river smurf come on

i'll um

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it's cleaning up at your left uh my lamp

the lap clumsy the left oh

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faster faster

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huh

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oh boy that was some fire i'm so tired i

could go to

how did that terrible fire start papa

smurf i don't know smurfette i'm just

glad it didn't reach the village

that's a fire alarm the village quickly

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get the fire truck the rest for the line

from the well

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oh oh gee uh

thank you

for putting out my beard huh oh all

right anytime pop smurf

oh my chemicals my books look out papa

smurf

putting smurf's name started these fires

well whoever it was i'd like to teach

him a few things i'd like to papa smurf

up a smurf come quick

look what i found what kind are they

these are the footprints of a dragon

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and it could return any time we must

have an emergency meeting

these books are all i saved from my

laboratory and without my potions and

formulas our village has little

protection from the dragon so we must

start building our new armament now what

we really need is a knife to protect

this papa smurf yes point but i don't

know of any knights that would protect

the smurf

are you serious hefty i'm so smurfy

would someone tell me what we're waiting

for i'm missing my beauty sleep

ah

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i hate waiting heavy just said to be

here and that it was important

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lady and gentle smurfs may i present

what are you doing

i am going to slay the dragon slay the

dragon

slay the dragon hefty have you gone

start raving smurf you're no match for a

big nasty old dragon

you mean he's no match for me yeah yeah

this is a joke right

tell me

a joke

it's no joke i'm going to save the

village from the dragon

be careful hefty

and remember don't tell papa smurf

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now how do i find the dragon he probably

heard i was coming and it scared him off

then again maybe he didn't hear i was

coming

look out mr dragon here comes the

happening

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all right

let's see how brave you really are

yes

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you're only a little smurf a three

apples high blue face smurf you'll never

be a real knight

i get back to the village all the smurfs

are gonna land

no smurf is me one light dude

what's that

a knight

a real knight

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i wonder if he would protect the smurf

there's only one way to find out

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they still be after me the hideout is

what i need

not even enough to buy myself a meat

party uh what i wouldn't give for a good

meal and a bit of grog

excuse me mr knight who's there show

yourself

me hefty smurf fly me a talking mouth

i'm not a mouse i'm a smurf a smurf

are you alone

yes sir

good

are you a real night of course i'm sir

lancelot of the king's round table

a night of the round table the very same

oh

um then you probably wouldn't be

interested in a job what kind of a job

my little friend

protecting my village is your village

well hidden

oh yes sir no one can find our village

oh a lot of food and drink all you want

then i accept

oh thank you sir landslide thank you

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table

and he's going to protect our village

from the dragon

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dragon

you never mentioned a dragon

oh you know he's just one of the

ordinary fire-breathing kind no problem

for you sir lancelot

oh papa smurf isn't he absolutely

wonderful hmm

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delicious mouthwatering cakes smurfette

oh could you make one for little me i

want to give one to sir lancelot sorry

smurfette but these are all firster

lancelot i think he's the smurfiest

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hi poem what you doing creating

smurfette creating

oh could you do me a big favor and write

me a poem for sir

oh no i'm already giving him a poem it's

called ode to the night

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how's that sir lancelot i'd say that was

perfect shorty uh handy my name's handy

anything else i can do for you yes

knock all the dents out of my armor

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sir lancelot wants me to knock out the

dents but he wants me to shine it

knocking out dents is more

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my important

my beautiful cake

actually old chap perhaps tomorrow would

be a better day to hunt the dragon i'm

tired from my journey

but that's what you said yesterday sir

lancelot yeah as well it was a long

journey

hmm

andy huffy where is every smurf

now that i know where they are

ah

this is the life

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when are you gonna fight the dragon sir

lancel out soon shorty soon but first i

must rest up vanquishing a dragon takes

great strength and courage

something tells me this night isn't all

he says he is here mr knight

for me

what is it it's a surprise

for lance aloud no

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sorry about that jokey

no smurf is perfect enough enough i want

to sleep now

i called this secret meeting because our

village could be att*cked again at any

time by the dragon

but i'm here to talk to you about sir

that's enough

i believe he's not a knight at all but a

common thief and a coward huh

who has no intention of ever fighting

the dragon well

hear me out i have a plan that will tell

us the truth about sir lancelot

we'll build a fake dragon to attack the

village and what our so-called knight

does will tell us the truth about him

we'll get to work on our plan first

thing in the morning

a plan is it well blimey i'll just see

about that

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how would you like to be my knight

suppressors

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night surprise

yes which means you must be virtuous and

honorable and always tell the truth

always tell the

truth

otherwise you can never become a knight

oh

all right clumsy pull that lever on the

right

okay handy

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no no clumsy the lever on the right the

right uh okay handy that's a smurfy

looking dragon andy i'm just testing him

now papa smurf

anytime clumsy

lazy let's hear the roar

uh as you can see papa smurf i've got

some rough spots to iron out but it'll

be ready to go this afternoon very good

handy

well if that dragon ever shows up again

we'll be ready with or without sir

lancelot

don't know what i'm gonna do smurfette

papa smurf said to keep the fake dragon

a secret but now that i'm a knight's

apprentice i feel like uh

you should tell sir lancel out yeah

hefty you have to do what papa smurf

says papa knows best

yeah

i guess you're right

that's the way hefty

you'll make a chipper of the night

you're brave honorable you always tell

the truth

no i don't sir lancelot you

it's a secret i can't tell you about the

fake friggin a fake dragon eh

so

they're putting me to a little test

don't worry hefty i'll pass with flying

colors

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you got to hurry it up hefty i've got a

dragon to slay

here sir lancelot

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i'm ready

bring on the bloody dragon you're not

gonna hurt it are you trilantal out

heard it of course not i just want to

scare it a little and teach them a

lesson

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they're ready rainy you're on don't

worry papa smurf i won't let you down

you can always count on me papa smurf i

always say

go brainy yes papa smurf

smurfette tell the others to get ready

and listen for the alarm bell

yes papa smurf

i hope i'm right

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the dragon the dragon you've got to save

us through lancelot oh it's a disaster

oh it's terrible

but of course i will

you will

i mean oh you will fifty my sword

oh

wait here my little friends whilst i

slay this destitly dragon hey maybe he

really is a knight of the round table

not maybe he is turn right clumsy uh

right handy

right clumsy right uh yeah right

crazy get ready to roar

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is the fire breath pretty greedy no

problem what's this

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good roar lazy

what are we stopping for we bumped into

a big scaly tree

daily tree

i better make that a big scaly dragon

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here they come get ready ah

i look perfect

all right my little smurfs you know what

to do make it look real it's victory

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let's not overdo it

come on you miserable lizard you finally

met your match

am i wrong

impossible i'm hardly ever wrong

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i must warn my smurfs

that dragon is real

real

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smirk for your life

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come and meet your master miserable

beast

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he really isn't a knight he's nothing

but a

a coward

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don't worry smurfette i'll protect you

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be careful

ready aim fire

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here mr dragon it's just surprised

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i've got to get him out of the village

or he'll destroy the whole

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a big place scale reagan

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smirk me if you can

smear me help almost burped over the

damn when i raised the breed

okay is the end of the line big fella

time for you to cool off

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he sacrificed itself for us

he was a brave smurf

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happy

what happened we thought you were there

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hefty

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