01x29 - The Smurf's Apprentice

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Smurfs". Aired: April 18, 2021 - present.*
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01x29 - The Smurf's Apprentice

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long long ago deep in the forest there

was a hidden village where tiny

creatures lived they call themselves

smurfs they were good

then there was gargamel the evil wizard

he was bad oh i hate smurfs

i'll get you i'll get all of you if it's

the last thing i ever do

[Music]

oh i'll get you i'll find your village

someday you will be so well the forest

is still there and if you listen you may

hear gargamel's rage

and if you are good you may just catch a

glimpse

of the smurfs

[Music]

[Applause]

good

[Music]

watch where you're smurfing clumsy sorry

lazy i i didn't

[Music]

you nearly wrecked my new smurf fairy

picking machine oh but handy uh lazy was

asleep and i sleep who can get any sleep

with you around

[Music]

[Applause]

papa smurf wouldn't like this jokey

smurf i'm papa smurf's assistant and

papa smurf says

not funny not funny i'm gonna tell papa

smurf

what are you doing clumsy well uh uh

never mind i have important business

with papa smurf uh but gee branny i i i

i didn't mean to

[Music]

i hate clumsy smurfs oh but honest

grouchy i've been uh oh never mind

oh no smurf likes me anymore

[Music]

and i have smurf sienna these smurfs

spontaneous germination i have power

power boy i bet if i was a wizard all

the other smurfs would like me

yup that's it i'll be just like papa

smurf

uh let's see the papa smurf use burnt

sienna smurfic acid now i heat it all up

and

gee must have gone wrong somewhere

huh of course papa smurf's been at this

magic stuff for years

oh maybe i need experience

yoohoo bob smurf where are you

there you are pop smurf

what is it

oh i'd like to be your assistant papa

smurf i have a real gift for smurf and

magic and i'm sorry clumsy rainey is my

assistant and he's more than enough oh

okay papa smurf

but i want a smurf magic right now

uh yup papa smurf's still in the forest

now's the time to smurf a look at his

magic bug

oh nuts

get in another way

papa smurfs down so here goes nothing

[Music]

how to find the book of magic spells

oh

hi papa smurf

[Music]

what are you smarting in here

oh i came to clean your laboratory papa

smurf my that's a very good idea clumsy

[Music]

i hate doggers

[Music]

let us draw some water from the pond

this gum should be nice and thick now

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

i smell happiness little blue happiness

i smell smurfs

[Music]

one page is better than none

[Music]

what's my book of spells doing there

i knew i smelled a rotten revolting via

little smurf as well one of them has

torn out a page

[Music]

[Laughter]

but when they try that spell they're in

for a big surprise

[Music]

uh let's see one set of stinging needles

a smurf of quick lime and a six week old

egg mix well and smurf over a low flame

i wonder why nothing happened

[Music]

help help a smurf pop a smurf

what happened oh i smurfed the magic

potion from the book of spells and this

is what happened what book of smells

well uh uh gargamels gargamel i've told

you never to go there come along i'll

see what i can do

[Music]

haven't you got something else it might

dip the scales papa smurf try this

[Music]

we'll have to smurf something else

it's no use clumsy none of my potions

seems to work oh you mean i'll be this

way for the rest of my oh smurf no no no

i'll find an anti-smurf go home and i'll

call you

[Music]

my boy

look i hate monsters

[Applause]

[Music]

nobody wants to play with me anymore

i can't wait for papa smurf to change me

back i've gotta do it myself i'll have

to tell clumsy i haven't been able to

come up with a cure here papa smurf

nobody liked me before and now that i'm

green and scaly it's even worse i have

gone to gargamels to find a cure love

from clumsy quick quick please

[Music]

so

here's my loathsome little spell stealer

eh

talk about ugly

[Music]

[Music]

the smurfs this time i have the whole

abominable knot of you

[Applause]

a tad of gum starch a bit of blue some

plaster of paris smurf at grouchy no

i'll i'll get you i'll get you all no

[Music]

you rotten smurf you can't i mean i can

[Music]

move

[Music]

how to find a spell to turn clumsy back

to normal ah here it is

all the ingredients are here except for

the three hairs from a cat's tail smurfs

i need volunteers to smurf me three

hairs from the tip of a cat's tail

ezreal's tail

volunteers oh you mean us

well um uh wait it's my fault all this

happened so i'll go

[Music]

wait clumsy we'll all smurf your hand

won't we yeah

uh you're well

sure

oh carefully the rest of us will start

making the anti-smurf

this male must be out here someplace

[Music]

there's only one way to find out where

[Music]

kitty

[Music]

[Applause]

now to get those cat hairs

here's the cat hairs papa smurf

[Music]

and a hurry papa smurf gargamel's

starting to loosen up i must cr*ck this

glue

it's ready it's smurf

[Music]

i refuse to be stuck like this

[Music]

where can those nauseating foul violated

smurfs be

[Music]

no i've got you

as real

[Music]

it's not fair

i'm big and strong in their puny and

weak

and i never win

never

[Music]
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