Mommy I I Hey, you're so cool!
Wow!
Can you do food too?
Whoa, grilled squid!
Ramen!
Cherries!
Lobster!
HmmSea urchin and rice bowl!
That's so cool!
That was terrific!
You're amazing!
Okay then How about a big pile of poop?
Can you do it?
Temari Kankuro Yes!
Gaara Temari!
Yes!
He's creepy What is he?
How scary.
He's seriously creepy.
He's cursed.
HeyYashamaru Why?
Why do we get hungry?
Well That's in order for us to eat good food, maybe?
Oh, I see.
You're right!
The meals you make taste good, Yashamaru!
Hey, Yashamaru Why is the sky blue?
Well It could be in order for us to gaze up at the blue sky, to make us feel calm and refreshed?
I see.
You're right!
When I look up at the sky, the pain inside of me feels a little better.
Hey, Yashamaru I don't get sleepy even when it's nighttime.
Why is that?
Now, that's a problem.
Normally, when you close your eyes, you get sleepy.
Really?
Hey WhyWhy don't I have a mother?
Well You have me, Lord Gaara.
Because I am at your side always.
Oha boxed lunch?
Yes!
All right Taijutsu is namely, one of the essentials for shinobi survival.
Let's see, when talking about human survival It's like fish swimming Oh man, what a drag.
their way upstream.
It's not an exaggeration to call it the natural order of things.
What we have to think about is Huh?
!
What the?
!
Ouch!
You're half asleep!
It was Shikamaru!
Man, Shi-ka-ma-ru!
Take that!
And that!
You!
Hey, you guys Will you pipe down?
I'm trying to sleep here!
Hey, Naruto!
We're in class.
Now is not the time to sleep!
Naruto!
Shikamaru!
Choji!
You three, go stand in the hallway!
What?
!
What?
!
No "whats"!
Yes, sir Yes, sir Man Iruka Sensei got mad at me again.
Um I-I've got snacks.
Want some?
Oh!
I'll totally have some!
Okay, guys, have you thought about the way you've behaved?
Good grief, you guys.
Iruka Sensei!
You scared us, ya know!
I'm gonna k*ll you Huh?
!
W-What happened?
!
I knew I'd find you here.
Hey, Shikamaru.
Can you lend me some money?
Why?
Snacks again?
Yeah!
I meanwhat else is there to buy besides snacks?
Aw man, what a drag.
You're one in a million.
What's with your eyes?
So creepy!
Don't look at us!
You're weird.
C'mon, cut it out!
What'd he do to you anyway?
!
What?
Trying to act like a hero?
Don't bully people weaker than you, ya know!
Shut up!
Humph!
This is boring!
Let's go, guys.
So boring.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Man, what a drag.
Doing stuff like that.
Instead of butting into other people's business, he should polish his skills.
Stupid Naruto.
Don't call him "stupid.
" Huh?
What?
Naruto is not stupid.
Even you said before, Shikamaru You said all shogi pieces are necessary.
You said that about me.
Huh?
!
What are you talking about?
You're just mad at me from earlier because I didn't loan you any money.
You're wrong.
Naruto is Naruto is like you, Shikamaru!
So don't call him "stupid"!
Take it back!
Sheesh!
What a drag!
Then speak in a way I can understand!
Don't Don't order me around!
Hey, hey!
What are you guys doing?
!
You're friends, aren't you?
Why are you fighting?
!
Hey!
This This fatso started complaining!
It's because you're blind!
I'm not a fatso!
I'm pleasantly plump!
All right!
Let me buy into this fight.
Huh?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Oh!
Then I'm buying snacks with that money you're gonna pay me.
What?
Huh?
What did you just say?
What was that about?
That's so funny.
I did that and then, I went to the usual spot.
Huh, so that's what happened.
Naruto, want some snacks?
Oh, thank you!
Hey, look!
What?
Seriously?
What a drag!
Nope, nope.
Nope, nope.
No girls for me!
No girls for me!
She's after us!
She's after us!
Over here!
You wait!
I can't go any further!
Ino's coming!
Keep running!
I can't!
That Ino She's terrible when she gets mad!
I swear she's gonna end up an old maid.
Hey!
Over there, over there!
I spy a Pervy Iruka Sensei!
Hey, Naruto Wanna do "that"?
!
Are you serious?
Yeah!
Oh c'mon What?
I don't know what to say.
Oh It's you, Naruto.
What're you doing out so late?
Kid should be in bed Sexy Jutsu!
See ya later, Naruto.
Your Sexy Jutsu was awesome!
Bye-bye, Naruto!
Hey, hey, Shikamaru.
It's curry night at my house tonight.
That sounds good!
I'm getting tired of my mom's cooking.
See you tomorrow!
Yeah!
See ya tomorrow!
Hey, why don't we talk about our dreams tonight?
Dreams?
If you have any dreamsthat is.
Kakashi's amazing!
You think?
I bet you he's probably a closet pervert.
Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "Jiraiya - Kakashi" Tune in again!