- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[school bell ringing]
[clock ticking]
- Mmm...
mac and cheese bites.
- Hey, psst, Lincoln,
what'd you get for number one?
- Mac and cheese.
- Thanks, buddy.
- Really?
I thought the Native Americans
gave the pilgrims corn.
- If Lincoln says
mac and cheese,
that's good enough for me.
- I can't focus at all today.
Last night, Dad made his famous
mac and cheese bites
for dinner,
and in order to make
all that cheesy goodness last,
I saved three bites
for after school.
But if I'm gonna
get through this day
without losing my mind,
I'm just gonna have to
stop thinking about them.
- Would the following students
please report to
the principal's office?
Mac and Chaz?
- All right, everyone,
pencils down,
and let's go over
the worksheet.
Who has the answer
to number one?
- Oh! Oh! Me!
It's mac and cheese.
And if I'm wrong,
you can flunk me.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Today's the big day ♪
♪ Just gotta chill
the duck liver pâté ♪
♪ I'll show 'em
that I'm a star ♪
♪ With my yummy take
on caviar ♪
- I love that
confidence, honey.
When is the investor
getting here?
- In a few hours.
Just think,
if he likes my food,
I can open my own restaurant!
Here, try this foie gras foam.
- [grunts]
- And here's the second course.
- [sniffing]
Uh, this is just air in a jar.
- Lemon air in a jar.
High end, yet low-cal.
- Honey, no offense,
but why are you making
all this showy stuff?
What's wrong with
your famous Lynn-sagna?
- Honey, this is
Timothy McCole.
This guy travels
all over the world,
tasting exciting
and exotic food.
I--I--I can't just serve him
a--a hunk of noodles.
- Well, I like the hunk
who made those noodles,
and I think anything
he cooks is delicious.
[smooches]
- Can you say that again
when he's here?
♪ ♪
- Mac and cheese...
♪ ♪
Two bites?
I saved three!
[growls]
All right,
which of you vultures
swiped one of my
mac and cheese bites?
If you guys wanted
one so badly,
you should've saved
some of your own.
- I'm not saying
it was me--
[belches]
But if I did take one,
I only did it
'cause Lola ate
the rest of Dad's
tater tot bake.
I was saving that!
- I'm not copping to
eating the tater tot bake,
but if I did, it was because
Luan ate the last slice
of Dad's pie,
which I was saving!
- Actually, I didn't eat it.
- Oh, my bad.
- I smashed it in Lynn's face.
- [growls]
- Guys, how do you not see
that this is a problem?
Our fridge is like
the wild west.
- Look, Lincoln, nobody likes
having their leftovers swiped,
but we're a big family.
You can't expect to protect
every little bite of food
that you want.
- Oh, can't I?
- No, you can't.
[laidback jazz music]
- Hmm, I really want one of
those mac and cheese bites,
but Lincoln's gonna
have a conniption.
But then again,
watching Lincoln
have a conniption is fun.
Ow!
- That'll teach her.
- Oh, so we're protecting
our stuff now, huh?
Fine by me.
- [gasps]
Ooh, one of Dad's
yummy brownies.
Oh, wait,
didn't Luan call this?
Well, she won't mind
if I just break off
a little corner.
Oh-ho! Ow!
- The gloves are off now.
[laughs]
- Luan put that there
to protect her leftovers?
Well, I can play
that game too.
[upbeat music]
[beeping]
[bang]
♪ ♪
[electric crackling]
- Ahh!
[chomp]
- Ahh!
- That's it--you guys really
crossed the line this time.
- I'd say that line was crossed
when this happened, brah.
- Or this!
- Or this!
- Ga, ga!
- This is crazy.
We can't go on like this.
If someone could
gently let me down,
I think I have an idea.
[grunts]
[thud]
I think we can all agree,
basic order
needs to be restored,
so with an assist from Lisa,
I came up with a plan.
- Ah!
- Sorry.
Per Lincoln's request,
I calculated the refrigerator's
cubic footage,
and divided it into
equally-sized zones,
creating the optimal conditions
for what I like to call
Dairy Détente.
- Everybody gets a zone,
and the genius part is
that no one can mistake
theirs for someone else's,
because they're color coded.
[enchanting music]
all: Ooh...
- All we have to do now is
divide up Dad's leftovers
and put them in our zones.
[yelling]
- I call Dad's stuffed peppers!
- And I got dibs on
his fried chicken!
- I get his mine-strone!
- Uh, Leni, it's pronounced
mi-ne-stró-ne.
- I call it mine-strone,
'cause it's mine.
- Nice job.
Thanks for the assist.
- You're welcome.
For payment,
I will happily accept
your last
mac and cheese bite.
- Not a chance.
- [humming]
♪ Wait till he tries
my uni surprise ♪
♪ This organic beet juice
will open his eyes ♪
♪ That investor guy
will feel like a royal ♪
♪ When he tastes
my risotto with-- ♪
Dang it!
I forgot the truffle oil!
Come on, Lynn,
you're better than that.
- Next stop: yellow zone!
Can't wait to dig into
Dad's mashed potatoes.
- And my destination
is the green zone,
where I intend to feast on
father's savory meatloaf.
Nom-nom.
- Ew, gross.
Someone put something
in my zone called uni,
whatever that is.
- That would be a low fat,
high protein globular animal
in the Echinoidea class.
Street name: sea urchin.
- Well, see ya later!
[cat meows]
[munching]
Must be one of Lori's
gross health foods,
and it does not
belong in my zone.
- Ick, Lucy's homemade blood
does not belong in my zone.
Buh-bye.
[cat meows]
[upbeat jazz music]
- Ew! What is this black goo?
[sniffs]
Ew, it smells fishy.
Must be Lana's bait.
Not in my zone.
♪ ♪
- "Duck liver pate"?
Ew! Lisa!
If you wanna dissect animals,
don't put their icky organs
in my zone.
[cat groans]
[purrs]
[tires screech]
- If they can't be on time,
just cancel the appointment,
and move my : to :,
my : to :,
and my pedicure to :.
- Oh, hi there--Lynn Loud Sr.
I am so glad to meet--
- Timothy McCole,
but call me Tim,
'cause Timothy takes
more time to say,
and time is the one thing
I don't have.
Now, let's see
what you got for me.
- Uh, don't worry, Tim,
you'll be eating
before you know it.
[screams]
[dramatic musical stings]
- Is everything all right?
- Um--uh, of course!
I--I--I always scream
when I open the fridge.
See?
[screaming]
- Okay, I guess every chef
has his own style.
- Uh, Tim, can I interest you
in, uh, apéritif?
[chuckles]
- Well, I'd really rather--
- Good, here's a juice box.
Go sit down.
I'll call you
once dinner's ready.
Where are all
my ding dang ingredients?
- Dad, are you okay?
We heard a woman yelling.
- No, I'm not okay.
There's an investor
in the living room
waiting to try my food, and
all my ingredients are gone!
[cat groans, vomits]
Well, there's my pâté...
And my caviar...
And my uni.
Cliff, how did you get
your paws on my ingredients?
- It wasn't Cliff's fault, Dad.
We threw out your ingredients.
He must've gotten them
out of the trash.
- What?
Wh--why would you do that?
- We didn't know
they were yours.
- See, we kinda divided
the fridge into zones,
because we'd been stealing
each other's leftovers.
- So when we found
your stuff in our zones,
we assumed someone
was violating the system.
- You kids know I love your
creative conflict resolutions,
but now I have nothing
to serve my investor!
- [slurping]
- And he's almost done
with his juice box!
- We're sorry, Dad.
We never meant for something
like this to happen.
- [sighs]
Well...
I guess my restaurant dreams
are in the toilet.
I better go tell No-Time Tim
his afternoon just opened up.
- Dad, wait!
What if you serve him
your leftovers!
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- You can take the stuffed
pepper I've been saving.
- And, uh, I can part
with your meatloaf.
- And I'll give you this soup!
Mine-strone is now your-strone.
- Oh, that's a nice
thought, guys,
but Tim won't want any of that.
He's used to eating the most
amazing food in the world.
- But your leftovers are the
most amazing food in the world.
- Truth, Pop Star.
Look what we did
to keep 'em to ourselves.
- [sniffs]
Well...
I guess it's worth a sh*t.
[suspenseful music]
- [chomps, munching]
♪ ♪
[gulps]
Well, Lynn, I'm gonna
give it to you straight.
This is one of...
The best meals I've ever eaten!
- I knew it was a dumb idea.
I should've never served it!
I--um, wait, what?
- I've been all over the world,
and every chef serves me
the same thing.
Caviar, pâté, uni--
it's boring and uninspired.
Do you know
at the last place I ate,
the chef served me
air in a jar?
- Pfft! Ha! What a bozo!
- But your food is classic,
comforting, and delicious,
and when you travel
as much as I do,
there's nothing better than
food that tastes like home.
Ooh, I wanna be in
the Lynn Loud business!
- Wow, ha, thank you, Tim.
I--I--I don't know what to say!
- I don't do hugs.
[phone rings]
You got Tim.
- We do hugs!
- [exhaling]
- So, how did it go?
- Ah, Dad kicked butt!
- Yeah, I'm one step closer
to my dream of
owning a restaurant.
- I'm so proud of you, honey!
I guess he liked your uni
and your lemon air.
- Actually, he liked
my leftover Lynn-sagna,
just like you said.
- And all his
other leftovers too!
- That's wonderful!
This calls for a celebration.
Who wants some of
Dad's chocolate cake?
all: Me!
- Wait, I didn't see any
chocolate cake in the fridge.
- Well, that's because
I stashed it under the couch.
What, I can't claim
any leftovers?
- I'll go score us some!
- Lynn, wait!
[bang]
- Ahh!
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with kids ♪
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[school bell ringing]
[clock ticking]
- Mmm...
mac and cheese bites.
- Hey, psst, Lincoln,
what'd you get for number one?
- Mac and cheese.
- Thanks, buddy.
- Really?
I thought the Native Americans
gave the pilgrims corn.
- If Lincoln says
mac and cheese,
that's good enough for me.
- I can't focus at all today.
Last night, Dad made his famous
mac and cheese bites
for dinner,
and in order to make
all that cheesy goodness last,
I saved three bites
for after school.
But if I'm gonna
get through this day
without losing my mind,
I'm just gonna have to
stop thinking about them.
- Would the following students
please report to
the principal's office?
Mac and Chaz?
- All right, everyone,
pencils down,
and let's go over
the worksheet.
Who has the answer
to number one?
- Oh! Oh! Me!
It's mac and cheese.
And if I'm wrong,
you can flunk me.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Today's the big day ♪
♪ Just gotta chill
the duck liver pâté ♪
♪ I'll show 'em
that I'm a star ♪
♪ With my yummy take
on caviar ♪
- I love that
confidence, honey.
When is the investor
getting here?
- In a few hours.
Just think,
if he likes my food,
I can open my own restaurant!
Here, try this foie gras foam.
- [grunts]
- And here's the second course.
- [sniffing]
Uh, this is just air in a jar.
- Lemon air in a jar.
High end, yet low-cal.
- Honey, no offense,
but why are you making
all this showy stuff?
What's wrong with
your famous Lynn-sagna?
- Honey, this is
Timothy McCole.
This guy travels
all over the world,
tasting exciting
and exotic food.
I--I--I can't just serve him
a--a hunk of noodles.
- Well, I like the hunk
who made those noodles,
and I think anything
he cooks is delicious.
[smooches]
- Can you say that again
when he's here?
♪ ♪
- Mac and cheese...
♪ ♪
Two bites?
I saved three!
[growls]
All right,
which of you vultures
swiped one of my
mac and cheese bites?
If you guys wanted
one so badly,
you should've saved
some of your own.
- I'm not saying
it was me--
[belches]
But if I did take one,
I only did it
'cause Lola ate
the rest of Dad's
tater tot bake.
I was saving that!
- I'm not copping to
eating the tater tot bake,
but if I did, it was because
Luan ate the last slice
of Dad's pie,
which I was saving!
- Actually, I didn't eat it.
- Oh, my bad.
- I smashed it in Lynn's face.
- [growls]
- Guys, how do you not see
that this is a problem?
Our fridge is like
the wild west.
- Look, Lincoln, nobody likes
having their leftovers swiped,
but we're a big family.
You can't expect to protect
every little bite of food
that you want.
- Oh, can't I?
- No, you can't.
[laidback jazz music]
- Hmm, I really want one of
those mac and cheese bites,
but Lincoln's gonna
have a conniption.
But then again,
watching Lincoln
have a conniption is fun.
Ow!
- That'll teach her.
- Oh, so we're protecting
our stuff now, huh?
Fine by me.
- [gasps]
Ooh, one of Dad's
yummy brownies.
Oh, wait,
didn't Luan call this?
Well, she won't mind
if I just break off
a little corner.
Oh-ho! Ow!
- The gloves are off now.
[laughs]
- Luan put that there
to protect her leftovers?
Well, I can play
that game too.
[upbeat music]
[beeping]
[bang]
♪ ♪
[electric crackling]
- Ahh!
[chomp]
- Ahh!
- That's it--you guys really
crossed the line this time.
- I'd say that line was crossed
when this happened, brah.
- Or this!
- Or this!
- Ga, ga!
- This is crazy.
We can't go on like this.
If someone could
gently let me down,
I think I have an idea.
[grunts]
[thud]
I think we can all agree,
basic order
needs to be restored,
so with an assist from Lisa,
I came up with a plan.
- Ah!
- Sorry.
Per Lincoln's request,
I calculated the refrigerator's
cubic footage,
and divided it into
equally-sized zones,
creating the optimal conditions
for what I like to call
Dairy Détente.
- Everybody gets a zone,
and the genius part is
that no one can mistake
theirs for someone else's,
because they're color coded.
[enchanting music]
all: Ooh...
- All we have to do now is
divide up Dad's leftovers
and put them in our zones.
[yelling]
- I call Dad's stuffed peppers!
- And I got dibs on
his fried chicken!
- I get his mine-strone!
- Uh, Leni, it's pronounced
mi-ne-stró-ne.
- I call it mine-strone,
'cause it's mine.
- Nice job.
Thanks for the assist.
- You're welcome.
For payment,
I will happily accept
your last
mac and cheese bite.
- Not a chance.
- [humming]
♪ Wait till he tries
my uni surprise ♪
♪ This organic beet juice
will open his eyes ♪
♪ That investor guy
will feel like a royal ♪
♪ When he tastes
my risotto with-- ♪
Dang it!
I forgot the truffle oil!
Come on, Lynn,
you're better than that.
- Next stop: yellow zone!
Can't wait to dig into
Dad's mashed potatoes.
- And my destination
is the green zone,
where I intend to feast on
father's savory meatloaf.
Nom-nom.
- Ew, gross.
Someone put something
in my zone called uni,
whatever that is.
- That would be a low fat,
high protein globular animal
in the Echinoidea class.
Street name: sea urchin.
- Well, see ya later!
[cat meows]
[munching]
Must be one of Lori's
gross health foods,
and it does not
belong in my zone.
- Ick, Lucy's homemade blood
does not belong in my zone.
Buh-bye.
[cat meows]
[upbeat jazz music]
- Ew! What is this black goo?
[sniffs]
Ew, it smells fishy.
Must be Lana's bait.
Not in my zone.
♪ ♪
- "Duck liver pate"?
Ew! Lisa!
If you wanna dissect animals,
don't put their icky organs
in my zone.
[cat groans]
[purrs]
[tires screech]
- If they can't be on time,
just cancel the appointment,
and move my : to :,
my : to :,
and my pedicure to :.
- Oh, hi there--Lynn Loud Sr.
I am so glad to meet--
- Timothy McCole,
but call me Tim,
'cause Timothy takes
more time to say,
and time is the one thing
I don't have.
Now, let's see
what you got for me.
- Uh, don't worry, Tim,
you'll be eating
before you know it.
[screams]
[dramatic musical stings]
- Is everything all right?
- Um--uh, of course!
I--I--I always scream
when I open the fridge.
See?
[screaming]
- Okay, I guess every chef
has his own style.
- Uh, Tim, can I interest you
in, uh, apéritif?
[chuckles]
- Well, I'd really rather--
- Good, here's a juice box.
Go sit down.
I'll call you
once dinner's ready.
Where are all
my ding dang ingredients?
- Dad, are you okay?
We heard a woman yelling.
- No, I'm not okay.
There's an investor
in the living room
waiting to try my food, and
all my ingredients are gone!
[cat groans, vomits]
Well, there's my pâté...
And my caviar...
And my uni.
Cliff, how did you get
your paws on my ingredients?
- It wasn't Cliff's fault, Dad.
We threw out your ingredients.
He must've gotten them
out of the trash.
- What?
Wh--why would you do that?
- We didn't know
they were yours.
- See, we kinda divided
the fridge into zones,
because we'd been stealing
each other's leftovers.
- So when we found
your stuff in our zones,
we assumed someone
was violating the system.
- You kids know I love your
creative conflict resolutions,
but now I have nothing
to serve my investor!
- [slurping]
- And he's almost done
with his juice box!
- We're sorry, Dad.
We never meant for something
like this to happen.
- [sighs]
Well...
I guess my restaurant dreams
are in the toilet.
I better go tell No-Time Tim
his afternoon just opened up.
- Dad, wait!
What if you serve him
your leftovers!
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- You can take the stuffed
pepper I've been saving.
- And, uh, I can part
with your meatloaf.
- And I'll give you this soup!
Mine-strone is now your-strone.
- Oh, that's a nice
thought, guys,
but Tim won't want any of that.
He's used to eating the most
amazing food in the world.
- But your leftovers are the
most amazing food in the world.
- Truth, Pop Star.
Look what we did
to keep 'em to ourselves.
- [sniffs]
Well...
I guess it's worth a sh*t.
[suspenseful music]
- [chomps, munching]
♪ ♪
[gulps]
Well, Lynn, I'm gonna
give it to you straight.
This is one of...
The best meals I've ever eaten!
- I knew it was a dumb idea.
I should've never served it!
I--um, wait, what?
- I've been all over the world,
and every chef serves me
the same thing.
Caviar, pâté, uni--
it's boring and uninspired.
Do you know
at the last place I ate,
the chef served me
air in a jar?
- Pfft! Ha! What a bozo!
- But your food is classic,
comforting, and delicious,
and when you travel
as much as I do,
there's nothing better than
food that tastes like home.
Ooh, I wanna be in
the Lynn Loud business!
- Wow, ha, thank you, Tim.
I--I--I don't know what to say!
- I don't do hugs.
[phone rings]
You got Tim.
- We do hugs!
- [exhaling]
- So, how did it go?
- Ah, Dad kicked butt!
- Yeah, I'm one step closer
to my dream of
owning a restaurant.
- I'm so proud of you, honey!
I guess he liked your uni
and your lemon air.
- Actually, he liked
my leftover Lynn-sagna,
just like you said.
- And all his
other leftovers too!
- That's wonderful!
This calls for a celebration.
Who wants some of
Dad's chocolate cake?
all: Me!
- Wait, I didn't see any
chocolate cake in the fridge.
- Well, that's because
I stashed it under the couch.
What, I can't claim
any leftovers?
- I'll go score us some!
- Lynn, wait!
[bang]
- Ahh!
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with kids ♪
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
03x01 - Roadie to Nowhere/A Fridge Too Far
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.