01x10 - Linc or Swim

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house

♪ In the Loud house

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪

♪ Is how we show our love

- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ One boy and ten girls

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud Loud Loud

♪ Loud house

- Poo-poo.

[surf music]

♪

[waves crashing]

[upbeat music]

- Ah.
On a hot summer day,

there's nothing
like a refreshing dip

in the community pool.

Cannonball!

[whistle blows]

- Loud family, out!

- But we were
just having fun!

- Chicken fights during
Senior Swim are not "fun."

- I just replaced this hip!

♪

- Ah.

On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like

a refreshing dip
in the community pool...

one town over.

Cannonball!
- [whistle blows]

- Loud family, out!

- We were
just having fun!

- Drinking pool water
is not fun.

- But it tastes like
chicken noodle soup!

- Fine, but did you have to add
the celery and carrots?

♪

[rooster crows, goat bleats]

- On a hot summer day--
Oh, you know the rest.

Cannonball!

[whistle blows]

- Loud family, out!

- But we were
just having fun!

- Poo-poo.

- Fecal incidents
are not fun.

- Come on, guys,
we'll just find another pool.

- Actually, we've been suspended

from every aquatic recreation
center within a -mile radius.

- Huh?

- Seriously?
How are we gonna keep cool now?

[all grumbling]

- So that's it, then.
No more pool for the Louds.

That's it!
Pool for the Louds.

Why didn't I think
of that sooner?

[all grumbling]

Whoa.
The perfect family pool.

Just imagine...

On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like

a refreshing dip
in your own pool.

Cannonball!
- Uh-uh-uh.

Don't you dare splash me,
Lincoln Loud!

This outfit cannot get wet!

- But it's a swimsuit!

- [scoffs] It's a swim gown,
you Philistine.

- ♪ Mama's little baby
loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪

[slurps]

- Who wants to chicken fight?

- [screaming]

- I'm in!

- Mmm, just what
my soup needs.

- I can't even get into the pool
in my own fantasy!

- Fecal incident!
- No!

Maybe not so perfect.

Oh!

"Paradise for One."

Just imagine...

[tropical music]

Now, this is a pool
I could really get into.

♪ Lincoln's little baby loves
shortenin', shortenin' ♪

[alarm blaring]

Whoops.
Got to pay first.

- Hey, Linc,
want to chill with us?

- Chill? Good one, Leni!
[laughs]

- Good what?

- Thanks,
but I don't mind the heat.

But, uh, you guys keep cool
in here.

Definitely no reason
to go outside.

I wouldn't even bother
looking out there.

Am I talking too much? I feel
like I'm talking too much.

- He's clearly suffering the
first symptoms of heat stroke.

Now pass
the frozen succotash.

- Scoot over.
You're melting the broccoli.

- Well, stop breathing
on the frozen carrots!

- Hey, Lynn! Can you grab that
bag of peas? Peas and thank you!

[laughs]
[all groan]

- [breathing heavily]

Phew!

The manual?

[scoffs]
Who needs the manual?

What the...?

[breathing heavily]

[horse neighs]

Aah!

Ah, the manual.
Everyone needs the manual.

[grunting]

[air hissing]

Whoops. Whew.

I guess it's just
you and me now.

[inhaling deeply]

Ugh.

[groans]

Ouch! My sunburn!

[breathing heavily]

[sighs]

Whew!

Oh, no, you don't.

Aah!

I sure showed that bee.

Dang it.

Huh?

Ouch!
My sunburn and my bee sting!

And now to suit up
and cool down.

[crash]

Ouch! My sunburn and my bee
sting and my twisted ankle!

On a hot summer day,

there's nothing like a
refreshing dip in your own pool.

Cannonball! Aah!

How the--
When did---

What are you guys doing here?

- Lincoln, this is
literally genius.

Who's gonna kick us
out of our own pool, right?

- Are you getting in?
There's totes room for one more.

- Um, actually,
there's only room for one.

See? Says so right on the box,
"Paradise for"--

- Chicken fight!
I call Lincoln!

Come on, partner,
you got to plant those feet!

- Whoa--Oh!

[all giggling]

- Lily!
No skinny-dipping!

Lisa, no!
What do you think you're doing?

- Testing sanitation levels.

I've concocted
a special serum

that will detect
and eliminate urine,

aka tinkle, in H O.

- I'm sure
no one here would--

- [laughs]

- Hmm.
Unprecedented levels.

[laughter,
indistinct conversations]

- Marco!
- Marco!

- No, Leni, I'm Marco.
You're Polo.

- Then who's Leni?

- [giggling]

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

No fecal incidents
in my pool!

I'm watching you, Lily.

Aah! Lucy!
I didn't know you liked to swim.

- I'm not swimming.

I'm trying to see
if I'm a witch.

Am I floating?

- Yes.

- Wicked.
- [giggles]

- Get back here!

- You know what your soup needs?
Noodles!

- Bring it!
- Stop splashing me!

- Guys, no horseplay!
- What about elephant play?

[trumpets]

[laughter, whistle blows]

- Huh? Bobby, what are
you doing here?

- Lori said there was an opening
for a lifeguard at Casa Loud.

[whistle blows]

Everyone out!
Senior Swim!

- What? There aren't
any old people here!

- Um, hello?
High-school senior.

Shoo-shoo.

Oh, this really
is paradise for one.

- [grumbling]

[whistle blows]

That is it!

In case you guys haven't
noticed, this is my pool.

I bought it and spent all day
setting it up,

and I haven't even gotten
in it yet!

I'm too busy keeping all of you
from ruining it!

- But we were
just having fun!

- Loud family, out!

[sighs]

Finally, time to cannonball!

What? "Warning: no cannonballs?
May cause tears."

How did I not notice
this before?

Eh, I'll just rip this off.

No removing the warning label?

Sheesh!
What can I do?

That's all right. This is still
gonna be paradise for one.

[insects chirping]

Marco!

Marco.

[sighs]

Ugh.

[laughter]
- Noodle! Noodle!

- [screams]

- Whoo-hoo!

[laughter]

- [sighs]

[water splashes]

What's going on?

[laughter, screams]

[steel drum music]

- Oh, that's fierce, babe.

- En garde!

- Have at thee! Ha!

- Just because I'm fabulous
doesn't mean I can't have fun.

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la

- [laughs]

- Okay, this time,
instead of Marco Polo,

why don't we just use
our real names?

- Okay! So I'm...

Lincoln?

- Boy, you really don't
get this game at all, do you?

Oh, hey, Linc!

- Hey, guys.
What's all this?

- Well, little bro, you had such
a good idea in buying your pool,

we decided to--

- Pool our money
to get this one!

[laughs]

[all groan]
- That's using your noodle.

[laughs]
Ow.

- Aren't you gonna get in?
There's totes room for one more.

- You're gonna let me
use your pool,

even though I kicked you
out of mine?

- Well, he was
kind of a meanie.

- Not to mention selfish.

- And bossy.
- And he stole my whistle!

- But that doesn't mean
he can't use our pool.

- Really?

- Well, duh.
It's more fun with all of us!

- Yeah, all ten of us!

- Leni, there are
of us.

- Oh, that's right.
I forgot Marco.

- Well, in that case,

cannonball!

Oh!

- Whoa, dude. Looks like
pool's out for summer.

- How are we going
to keep cool now?

- I'll go get
the frozen succotash.

- No worries, guys,
I got just the thing.

[indistinct conversations,
laughter]

- So it turns out that a pool,

and basically everything
that's awesome in life,

is more fun when everyone
gets to be a part of it.

[whistle blows]
- Fecal incident!

all: Loud family, out!
- [laughs]

[upbeat music]