01x20 - It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House

[bunniefuu]

♪

- Money.

In the Loud house, there just
isn't a lot of it to go around.

Ew!

Grody!

Which is why,
when you happen to find some,

even the smallest amount,

you've got to keep it
to yourself.

Jackpot!
Mwah!

- We heard money.
A dime.

No, a quarter.

- That's impossible.
Money doesn't make a sound.

- Haven't you ever heard
the expression "money talks"?

[laughs]

- And that quarter is saying,
"Hand me over, bro."

- It's mine!

- Guys, let's just
split it / .

- No, none of you
are getting it.

I found it in the couch
fair and square.

- Wait a second.

If there was one quarter
down there,

then maybe there's more.

[all yelling at once]

- What are they fighting over
this time?

A nickel under the ottoman?

- Nope, a quarter down the sofa.

- We better stop them
before they start biting.

- [chomp]

- Ow!
Lola!

- Too late.

[whistles]

All right, everybody get
upstairs and clean the attic!

That's punishment
for fighting over money.

[all complaining at once]

- That punishment
makes no "cents."

[laughs]

- Upstairs.

But that was a good one.

And I want that whole attic
sparkling.

Even the back corner!

[woman screams]

- But the back corner
was my secret dark place.

- It's Lincoln's fault we're
up here, so he can do it.

- And watch out
for that loose floorboard!

- What loose floorboard?

Stupid loose floorboard.

Hey, what's this?

"Dear future residents
of Franklin Avenue,

"my family always
fought over money,

"so I decided to leave
my fortune for you

"in the hope
that you will share it.

"For a clue on where
the money is hidden,

"reflect upon
what I've said here.

Signed, Mrs. Sharon DeMonet,
the original owner."

[gasps]

Hey, guys, check it out.

I found this letter
from the original owner!

She said she's hidden money
in the house.

- Yeah, right, Lincoln.
Quit stalling.

You're not getting out
of cleaning the attic.

all: Yeah!

- Fine, I'll just do it
by myself,

and when I do,
it'll be all mine.

Where'd everybody go?

[metal detector squeaks]

Lisa, what are you doing?

- Um, just calibrating
my dumb human detector.

[detector squeals]

Calibrated.

- Lucy, see anything?

- Lynn, what are you doing?

- Aah!

[thud]

- Who, me?

No, no, just putting laundry
down the chute.

- Laundry doesn't scream
and go thud.

- No, but nosey brothers do.

- Okay, okay!

- Sorry, Luce!
- That's okay.

I found a new
secret dark place.

- Looking for something, Lola?

- Uh, no.

I'm just practicing for the, uh,
Lil Miss Chimney Sweep Pageant.

- There's nothing up there.

- There's got to be.

Now keep looking!

- Hand me the flashlight.

- Quick, hide!

- [grunts]
Okay.

- [whistles]

- What are you up to?

- Just, um, practicing my drums.

[metallic clanging]

[Luan bangs on door]

- Can someone answer
the ringing in my head?

[groans]

- Gross! What is that?
- Get off my pumps!

- I'm gonna pump your face
if you don't move faster.

- Let's just get this over with.

- Ugh, why didn't Mrs. DeMonet
just tell us where the money is?

- I don't know.
Let's ask her.

[both scream]

- Wait, that's just a leftover
Halloween decoration.

- Hey, what are you two doing?

- Uh, we're just dusting.

- Wait, I thought we were
looking for the money.

- I knew it!

Okay, admit it,

you're all looking
for the money, aren't you?

- Obviously.
- Uh, duh!

- Heck yes, we are!

- Where'd you find
your first clue, Sherlock?

- You guys didn't even
believe the money existed.

I'm the one who should get it.

- Forget that!

I'm finding it for myself.

- Not if I find it first.

- Yeah, dream on.
- It's mine.

[overlapping shouting]

- [whistles]

Obviously you haven't learned
your lesson.

Back to the attic.

- The answer must be
in here somewhere.

I know it.

"Reflect upon
what I've said here."

What could that mean?

Reflect!
Duh!

I'm just going to be over here

cleaning the, uh,
the dirty thing.

- What's that?

- Ah!
Nothing.

- Lincoln found another letter.

all: Read it!
[overlapping shouting]

- Okay, okay, calm down.

"Well done.
You've found the next clue.

"But beware, if you fight
like my family did,

you'll never get to
the bottom of the matter."

You guys, maybe we should listen
to her and stop fighting.

- Yeah, Lincoln's right.

As soon as we're done
cleaning here,

we should totally work together
to find the money.

- Hey!
Lori's going after the money!

[all yelling]
- Wait!

[muffled overlapping shouting]

[overlapping shouting]

Guys, the letter.

Remember what Sharon DeMonet
said.

- Forget Sharon DeMonet.

It's every man for himself.

[overlapping shouting]

- Yaaah!
[grunts]

- Smell the money, boy.

Now go find more!

Hey!
Spit it out, Charles!

So help me,
I will get that dollar back,

even if I have to wait for it
to come out the other end!

- I summon you
from the great beyond.

Mrs. Sharon DeMonet,

tell me where your fortune is.

Speak to me, oh, spirit.

Come on, lady.

Just tell me where the dough is.

- What did Sharon say?

- Sharon said
get out of our room!

- [yelps]

- Hey, look, I found the bread.

[laughs]

And the cheddar.

And the lettuce.

And the clams.

Ew.

No wonder
someone threw this out.

- Hey, what--

- Stay out.
This is our turf!

[strums loud rock guitar chord]

[ears ringing]

- Hey, get back here!

That's my dollar!

- Have you found it?
[horn honks]

- Oh, no, you don't!

Search your own room!

- Duh, why didn't I
think of that?

[grunts]

Where are you?

Back, back, you animals!

- I found it!

all: You found the money?

- No, my missing floral pump.

all: Aww.

- The money's not up here.

Maybe it's downstairs.

[overlapping shouting]

[all panting]

- The dining room.

[overlapping shouting]

- The living room!

[overlapping shouting]

- Lily's room!

[all fight silently]

- We've literally searched
the whole house, and nothing.

- Hello?

My floral pump is not nothing.

- Maybe we missed something
in the letter.

[overlapping shouting]

- You're the one who ripped it!
- You did!

- Dude, how are we
gonna find the money now?

- We're not.
- Why?

- What are you talking about?

- 'Cause all we did
was fight over it.

And this is exactly what
Sharon DeMonet warned us about.

How about this?

From now on,
any time we find money,

whether it's a hidden fortune
or even this quarter,

we all share it equally.

[overlapping agreements]

- Sounds good.
- Yeah, I kind of like that.

- I'll even share the dollar
I got back from Charles.

- Let's not.

- That thing is dirty money.

[Lily coos]

- Aw, we're sorry, Lily.

Did your noisy sisters
and brother wake you?

- Hey, what's that stuck
to Lily's bottom?

- It's a map.

"If you're reading this,

"it means you came together and
got to the bottom of the matter.

Congratulations!
You're almost there."

[all cheer]

But wait, how could she
have known the map

would be on Lily's bottom?

- Who cares?
Let's find the money!

[overlapping shouting]

- X marks the spot.

- Ooh, I love solving for X.

all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!

- I've got some experience
digging holes.

all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!

- Digging is fun
for the "hole" family.

[laughs]
Get it?

all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!

- Okay, everyone, stand back.

Luna!
A little digging music?

- You got it, sis.

[plays rock music]

- [exhales]

♪

[all gasp]

- It's locked.
- I got this.

[all gasp]

- What? There's more to my head
than just air, you know.

- [gasps]

[all gasp]

[heavenly choral music]

- $ !

[all gasp]

- So if we share it equally,
that means we each get, uh....

- $ . each.

[cheering]

- Yay. Yay. Yay.
- Yeah, woo-hoo!

- One, two, three!

[overlapping shouting]

- It was really nice of you
to give up your work bonus.

Are you ever gonna tell them
that you're Sharon DeMonet?

- Nah.

- I have to admit,

it's nice to see them sharing
money and not fighting over it.

- Yep.
All part of Sharon's plan.

- Was destroying the house
part of Sharon's plan?

- No, no, it was not.

- Well, now she can
Sharon DeCleanUp.

- Money.

There just isn't a lot of it
in the Loud house.

But when there is,

it's good to know
that from now on,

the kids will share it.

Ooh, a dime!

I'll just, uh,
keep this one to myself.

[floorboard thuds]

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house

- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Loud house

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee

♪ Never any privacy

♪ Chaos with kids

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house