♪
- Ugh!
Dang it!
Aargh!
- Sounds like someone got
trapped in the bathroom again.
- Grr!
Somebody let me out!
Bobby's coming over to study
and I only have three hours
to get ready!
Aah!
Oof!
Grr!
This house is literally
falling apart!
- Lori's right.
With kids, four pets,
and two parents who insist
on fixing everything themselves,
our house is a bit of a--
how do I put this nicely?
Disaster.
You've got the faulty
water pressure.
[metal creaking]
- Eh, I'll go borrow some water
from Charles's bowl.
- Try to have a little
dignit--eee!
♪
Lincoln:
And the creaky floorboards.
♪
[wood creaks]
- Lori? Leni? Luan?
Lincoln: Don't forget about
the rotting wood.
- Luna!
- Then there's
the clunky furnace.
♪
Well, Captain, after weeks
of careful construction,
your ship is finally ready.
[furnace rattling]
And the crummy TV signal.
- It's fuzzy again!
- To the left, Dad!
- D'oh! Da-ha!
Oh, something's got me!
- Wait, wait!
That's perfect!
[cheers]
- Aah!
all: Aww!
Lincoln:
And the doorknob situation.
- Dang it.
- Dang it.
- Dang it.
- Dang it.
- Dang it.
- Dang it.
- Dang it.
And I feel like there's
something I'm leaving out.
Aah!
Right, the mailbox.
Ridiculous.
There wasn't even a breeze.
- Actually, according to
my meteorological instruments,
a big storm's a-brewin'.
Perhaps a tornado.
- What?
No way.
- Patchy Drizzle here with
an urgent weather bulletin.
A tornado watch
has just been issued
for the Royal Woods area.
[all gasp]
- [sighs]
Try and keep up, Patchy.
- All right, kids,
everyone down to the basement.
Your father and I have to secure
the TV antenna.
- I call trampoline!
[indistinct chatter]
both: I'm scared!
- Fear not.
A tornado watch doesn't mean
a twister's coming,
but rather that conditions
are right for one.
Besides, most
residential structures
can withstand wind speeds
of up to miles per hour.
- Or in the case of our house,
two miles per hour.
[laughter]
- Maybe this old heap
will blow away,
and then we can get a new house!
- [sighs]
I'll finally get my castle!
- Ugh, I can't believe
I have to postpone my study date
with Bobby after I did all this.
- Dudes, remember the first time
Bobby came over to Casa Loud?
[playful music]
- Mr. and Mrs. Loud.
Heh.
It's an honor
to finally meet you.
- [gasps]
Boo Boo Bear!
You're literally bleeding.
- Oh.
[chuckles]
No worries, babe, it's--
it's just marinara sauce.
Ahem.
Could I please
use your restroom?
[metal creaking]
Whoa!
- So, you're Lori's
new love interest.
- Aah!
Dang it.
[laughter]
- [sighs]
Fortunately,
our love was strong enough
to overcome any obstacle.
Including creepy sisters
who spy on my dates.
- Please.
You can't expect to have
privacy in this house.
[inhales]
Sigh.
[inhales]
Sigh.
[inhales]
Sigh.
- Okay, you've been doing that
for ten minutes.
What's wrong, Luce?
[dark music]
- Don't tell anyone, but...
I've been reading this new book
series about a werewolf,
and it feels like
I'm cheating on Edwin.
- I'd stick with the vampire.
Werewolves are hairy
and gross. Yech!
- Which is exactly why
she should go for one!
[howls]
- But Edwin was her first love.
- Don't these books sound
a little old for Lucy?
- Of course not, dear.
When I was a girl,
I read a series about
a cute lumberjack.
- Groan.
[laughter]
[inhales]
Sigh.
- I still fail to grasp
your dilemma,
seeing as both would-be suitors
are mythological beings.
- My point was that our
walls are ridiculously thin.
- Yeah, not to mention leaky.
[upbeat music]
Uh-oh.
♪
Got it.
[phone vibrating]
Dang it!
And it wasn't even raining.
Someone just flushed
the upstairs toilet.
- "Ur-ine" trouble then.
[laughing]
Get it?
all: [groaning]
- Aw, come on,
it was funny!
[devices whirring]
- Good news.
Wind speeds have decreased
significantly.
We should be out of this
asbestos-ridden dungeon soon.
[cheers]
- At least it's not flooding
like it did
in the last big storm.
♪
- I'll get the buckets.
- Last one.
♪
- Wait, but don't you guys
remember what happened next?
[gasps]
Hey, guys!
Check it out!
[upbeat rock music]
Cannonball!
[cheers]
- Ew! I'm not swimming
in grody basement water.
- Hey, Lori!
I found your missing earring.
- [gasps]
The one from Bobby?
Cannonball!
- That swimming hole
was awesome!
[indistinct chatter]
- Yeah, I guess sometimes living
in a crummy house isn't all bad.
- Yeah, like the time
possums got in through
the holes in the roof
and chewed up the wiring.
[possum squeaking]
- Sorry, kids,
till we get new cables
there's gonna be
no TV or Internet.
[cries and groans]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No need to panic.
I think I know how
to "possum" the time.
all: [groaning]
- Ha-ha!
Guess what ol' Dad found?
- A wireless hotspot?
- Even better!
My old "Pioneer Boy" books
from when I was a kid.
They're about a plucky young lad
and his family
crossing this great nation
in a covered wagon.
You guys are gonna love 'em!
[energetic banjo music]
- [babbling]
♪
- [laughs]
♪
- [laughing]
- Ow!
- [in Southern accent]
Fret not, lassie.
One drop of my mugwump elixir
will soothe every ache and pain.
- That did turn out to be fun.
- Yes, indeed.
- That was pretty cool.
- That was almost as fun
as the time the air conditioner
went crazy
and Dad couldn't turn it off.
[air conditioner rattling]
- [whimpering nervously]
Aah!
[chatter and laughter]
- You know, dudes,
maybe we've been too hard
on the ol' crib.
It's got some perks--
like the wicked slanty floors.
Yo, Lans, pass the gravy.
[laughing]
You never have to get up
to grab some grub!
- Or a fresh roll of TP.
Guys, I need a reload!
[whoop]
And she makes the snag.
[laughter]
- The broken doorbell
can come in handy too.
[door bell dings]
[electricity sizzling]
- Whoa!
- I can't remember the last time
we paid for pizza.
[laughter]
- You know what else
comes in handy?
That hole in the bathroom floor.
- Um, we got it, Lynn.
- Oh, okay.
Just wanted to be sure.
- [babbling]
- Guys, I think Lily wants
to share a house story too.
Mind if I translate, Lilster?
- Poo-poo.
Ahem.
[babbling]
- So it was Mom and Dad's
anniversary weekend.
- Bye!
- Have fun!
- Okay, guys,
it's time to put Operation:
Paint-the-Peeling-House-
to-Give-Mom-and-Dad-
the-Greatest-
Anniversary-Gift-Ever-
and-Also-Think-of-a-Shorter-
Name-for-This-Operation...
into action!
♪
- I still think
adjacent burial plots
would have been a better gift.
Nothing says romance
like eternity.
[car horn honks]
- They're back!
Paintbrushes down!
all: Surprise!
Happy anniversary!
both: Good gravy.
- So you like it?
both: Uh...
♪
- [babbling]
- Best. Anniversary gift. Ever!
- That was a great story, Lily.
- Poo-poo.
- I think she's got
another story.
- [farts]
- Oh, this time
it really is just poo-poo.
[laughter]
[devices whirring]
[dramatic music]
- What's going on?
Is the storm over?
- Uh, actually wind speeds have
increased significantly.
Meaning the tornado watch
is about to become
a tornado warning.
all: [gasping]
[siren wailing]
- And there it is.
[thunder cracking]
- Nobody panic!
- I guess it's not such
a bad house after all.
- Definitely.
[indistinct chatter]
[thunder roars]
[wind howls]
- I don't want our house
to blow away!
- Me neither!
- I take back
what I said before!
- Yeah, we have so many memories
in these walls.
- I'm sorry I ever
ragged on this place.
- Me too.
- We're so sorry, house!
- Me too!
- Me three!
- You might be old and creaky
and full of leaks,
but you're ours.
And we love you!
[storm intensifies]
♪
[storm ceases]
[all shivering]
- All clear!
- Let's go check on the house.
- I hope the house is okay!
- I'll check the hole
in the bathroom floor.
[upbeat music]
- Yikes.
You guys were hit hard.
- Nope, this is how
our house always looks.
And we wouldn't want it
any other way.
- All right, everyone,
back inside.
all: Dang it.
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
01x38 - Homespun
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.