16x21 - Fierce Fight! Shinigami vs. XCUTION!

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RIRUKA,Why isn't anyone coming?

ICHIGO,Is thisKarakura Town?

GINJO,Cool, huh?

GINJO,I chose an environment you're used to fighting in.

GINJO,Aren't you happy?

GINJO,You can fight me one-on-one.

ISHIDA,Sorry, but it's two against one.

ICHIGO,Ishida What about your injuries?

ISHIDA,Kuchiki healed me.

ISHIDA,It was just first aid, though.

ISHIDA,Kurosaki

ISHIDA,I have to apologize to you.

ISHIDA,Right after we returned from saving Kuchiki in the Soul Society

ISHIDA,You told us about the Combat Pass.

ISHIDA,That's when I got the idea that a Substitute Soul Reaper

,must have existed before you.

ISHIDA,And that he probably went missing.

ISHIDA,If he was alive, they should have let you know.

ISHIDA,If he was dead, they should have told you why.

ISHIDA,But the fact that they did neither means

,that even the Soul Society probably didn't know.

ISHIDA,I should have told you this when I thought of it.

ICHIGO,Ishida

ICHIGO,Take that!

ISHIDA,What the hell, Kurosaki?!

ICHIGO,Who cares?

ICHIGO,Stop dwelling on things that are over!

ICHIGO,Idiot!

ISHIDA,Like you don't dwell on things

ICHIGO,Did you say something?

ISHIDA,Nope.

ICHIGO,Let's do this!

ICHIGO,Don't get in my way!

ISHIDA (M),But Kurosaki...

ISHIDA (M),What really worries me is if their reason was neither of them

KUTSUZAWA,That's

KUTSUZAWA,impossible

KENPACHI,Aw, man

KENPACHI,Nobody's out yet?

KENPACHI,Taking their sweet time

KENPACHI,I've got nothing to do.

KENPACHI,This is boring. I'm going home.

YACHIRU,No!

YACHIRU,We made a promise that we'd

,come together and leave together!

YACHIRU,If you leave early,

,the grandpa is going to be angry with you again, Kenny!

KENPACHI,That hurts. Don't pull my ear.

HITSUGAYA,I don't know how he did it,

,but he used his power to trap me in some strange place.

YUKIO,Where are you swinging?

YUKIO,Are you really trying your best to find me?

YUKIO,Or can you not power up

,if you don't hear something like, “Or the girl dies?

HITSUGAYA,Looks like I got stuck with the annoying guy

RUKIA,Where are you?!

RUKIA,Show yourself!

RUKIA,Damn you!

RUKIA,Don't

RUKIA,Don't

RUKIA,Don't think you can

RUKIA,tempt me with these things!

RIRUKA,This is way too easy

RUKIA,Damn you

RIRUKA,Maybe I should sh**t her for real.

RUKIA,Where are you?

TSUKISHIMA,What's wrong?

TSUKISHIMA,I don't think this is the right time to be gazing at the moon.

BYAKUYA,I was thinking that it's a good thing I'm fighting you.

TSUKISHIMA,Why's that?

BYAKUYA,Ichigo Kurosaki is soft.

BYAKUYA,He may be consumed by anger,

,but I hardly doubt he would be able to

,fight you for the sole purpose of k*lling you.

TSUKISHIMA,Oh?

TSUKISHIMA,It sounds like you would

TSUKISHIMA,never let me hit you with my sword!

BYAKUYA,I despise the way you fight.

BYAKUYA,You don't act on your own.

BYAKUYA,You torment your foes by stealing bonds.

BYAKUYA,It is truly despicable.

BYAKUYA,An audacity punishable only by death.

BYAKUYA,Come at me.

BYAKUYA,I shall cut you down before you take one swing.

SHISHIGAWARA,Hey! Don't run away, you bastard!

IKKAKU (M),How odd.

SHISHIGAWARA,-Come on out!

IKKAKU (M),-No matter how I look at it,

,that punch shouldn't have been able knock down such a large tree

IKKAKU (M),It shouldn't even be able to break a wooden sword.

SHISHIGAWARA,-Hey, you're playing dirty!

IKKAKU (M),-But that kid

IKKAKU (M),He's been smashing everything with a single hit.

IKKAKU (M),What's going on?

IKKAKU (M),Do things just work in their favor because they set up this place?

SHISHIGAWARA,Hey!

SHISHIGAWARA,I busted your shoulder, didn't I?!

SHISHIGAWARA,Looks like you were unlucky!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),This bastard!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),He popped his shoulder back in with just his muscles!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),What kind of monster is he?!

IKKAKU,Huh? What's wrong?

IKKAKU,Are you scared?

SHISHIGAWARA,I'm not scared, bastard!

JACKIE,Aren't you going to att*ck me?

RENJI,I can't att*ck a woman.

JACKIE,What a gentleman.

JACKIE,But perhaps you have a narrow world-view?

JACKIE,Have you ever met a woman stronger than yourself?

RENJI,It doesn't matter if they're stronger or not.

RENJI,I won't att*ck first.

JACKIE,I see.

JACKIE,Then the only thing that's narrow about you

,is your outlook on things.

RENJI,What is that thing that looks like it came from a motorcycle?

RENJI,Do you get more powerful if you make it roar?

JACKIE,This thing?

JACKIE,I'm surprised.

JACKIE,I had no idea that Soul Reapers knew about motorcycles.

RENJI,Yeah, kind of.

JACKIE,You're not going to make the first att*ck, right?

JACKIE,Then shut up and watch.

JACKIE,But you should at least draw your sword.

JACKIE,If you don't want to regret having

,such a narrow outlook in life, that is.

JACKIE,My “Dirty Boots get stronger the dirtier they get!

JACKIE,And it's not just my boots

JACKIE,Any grime on the Fullbring surrounding my body makes me stronger!

JACKIE,You should draw your sword.

JACKIE,That's a good reaction!

JACKIE,But I'm not done yet!

JACKIE (M),I got him.

JACKIE,You're finished!

JACKIE,Impossible

JACKIE (M),He was hit hard!

,So how is it that he was barely knocked back?!

RENJI,All right.

RENJI,I get it now.

RENJI,I'll take the next one too.

RENJI,Come on.

JACKIE,I told you

JACKIE,you're going to regret that attitude!

RENJI,I've been training for the past months

,so that I can fight against Aizen.

RENJI,It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman.

RENJI,All of you aren't good enough for me.

RENJI,Damn.

RENJI,I thought I would be able to get out of here if I defeated her.

RENJI,It seems like there's no way out.

JACKIE,It's probably because I'm still alive.

RENJI,You're conscious already?

RENJI,You're one tough woman.

JACKIE,I'm conscious, but I won't be able to move for a while.

JACKIE,Now's your chance to finish me off.

RENJI,Shut up.

RENJI,What's that?!

RENJI,The sky is folding?!

JACKIE,Damn it! Yukio is watching us!

JACKIE,He figured I couldn't defeat you,

,so he's decided to wipe us out along with the dimension.

JACKIE,You!

JACKIE,Hurry up and k*ll me!

JACKIE,If one of our Spiritual Pressures disappears and we settle this,

,this dimension should automatically open up!

JACKIE,k*ll me!

RENJI,Can't do that.

JACKIE,Why?!

RENJI,A man who lays a hand on a woman is scum.

RENJI,Living as scum is the same as being dead.

RENJI,We're forcing our way out of here.

JACKIE,That's the logic of a child

JACKIE,I thought I became cynical enough where

JACKIE,that sort of thing didn't sting me anymore.

JACKIE,I wish a guy like you were the one who saved me.

RENJI,You

YUKIO,Huh?

YUKIO,Aww She d*ed.

YUKIO,Dying to save the enemy. How touching.

YUKIO,Well, I'm not sure if the enemy survived that, though.

YUKIO,Oh, good job.

YUKIO,You finally came.

YUKIO,I thought you might never find me.

YUKIO,Did you find me because you leveled up

,from all the traps I placed?

YUKIO,You don't seem the least bit tired.

YUKIO,How unpleasant.

HITSUGAYA,You sure like to talk a lot.

YUKIO,You sure are violent.

YUKIO,What if I had left a b*mb in the next room?

YUKIO,You and I would have been blown up.

HITSUGAYA,Weren't you watching?

HITSUGAYA,My Hyorinmaru is a sword of ice.

HITSUGAYA,I would've frozen the expl*si*n.

YUKIO,A sword of ice, huh?

YUKIO,That's so cool!

HITSUGAYA,I'm not here to chat with you.

YUKIO,Me neither.

HITSUGAYA,You can fix the broken walls and rooms, huh?

HITSUGAYA,What a useful ability.

YUKIO,Didn't you see?

YUKIO,This whole dimension is my ability.

YUKIO,In this dimension, I'm god.

HITSUGAYA,I see.

YUKIO,You don't get it, do you?

YUKIO,A god can do anything.

YUKIO,For example

YUKIO,Something like this

HITSUGAYA,You truly are a god.

HITSUGAYA,That's impressive.

YUKIO,Why do you...

YUKIO,keep making fun of me?!

YUKIO,You brat!

YUKIO,Don't dodge it!

YUKIO,Are you afraid?!

HITSUGAYA,Don't let me dodge it then.

HITSUGAYA,Are you holding back?

YUKIO,Of course I am!

YUKIO,Shall I show you what'll happen

YUKIO,if I don't hold back?!

YUKIO,You can't escape this room!

YUKIO,The next room and the next room

,the walls, the ceiling, and the floors are all part of my ability!

YUKIO,They're set to follow you forever and crush you!

YUKIO,Come at me!

YUKIO,I'll k*ll you!

YUKIO,Captains are just elites who were raised in a warm home!

YUKIO,Somebody like that could never b*at me!

HITSUGAYA,Oh, I see

HITSUGAYA,You're an abandoned child.

YUKIO,No!

YUKIO,I wasn't abandoned!

YUKIO,I abandoned my stupid parents!

YUKIO,I made that choice!

YUKIO,You have no right to say anything about it!

YUKIO,I transferred all of my dad's money over to me

,and destroyed his company!

YUKIO,If you ignore your children, they learn all kinds of things!

YUKIO,They're stupid for not realizing that!

YUKIO,That feeling when I saw the news that they had committed su1c1de

HITSUGAYA,You lost focus from being so busy talking about your story.

YUKIO,Damn it!

HITSUGAYA,What's wrong?

HITSUGAYA,They're set to follow me until they crush me.

HITSUGAYA,Are you sure you don't want to shut them down?

YUKIO,Huh?

YUKIO,What's this?

YUKIO,You saved me anyway!

YUKIO,Of course you would!

YUKIO,You took pity

HITSUGAYA,I didn't take pity on you.

HITSUGAYA,And I'm not interested in your past.

HITSUGAYA,There's no guarantee that

,this dimension and the other

,dimensions will disappear if I k*ll you.

HITSUGAYA,So how about I make you a deal?

YUKIO,H-Hey!

YUKIO,Wait a second!

HITSUGAYA,I won't freeze your head and your arms.

HITSUGAYA,If you shut off your power within five minutes,

HITSUGAYA,I won't k*ll you.

YUKIO,Damn it

YUKIO,Never Never

SHISHIGAWARA,Who the hell are you calling scared?!

SHISHIGAWARA,What do you think?!

,I think you're the one who's afraid!

SHISHIGAWARA,Damn it! Come down here!

SHISHIGAWARA,Flying is cheating!

SHISHIGAWARA,No one told me that Soul Reapers could fly!

IKKAKU,I'm not flying.

IKKAKU,I'm standing.

SHISHIGAWARA,I don't get it!

IKKAKU,It'd be unsatisfying if I b*at you

,without knowing what you can do,

,so I thought I'd try to understand your ability first.

IKKAKU,But I quit. It's a pain in the butt.

IKKAKU,Do you want me to slap you like a brat?

IKKAKU,Or do you want me to destroy you like a man?

IKKAKU,Choose one.

SHISHIGAWARA,That's easy!

SHISHIGAWARA,I want to destroy you like a man!

IKKAKU,Well said!

IKKAKU,What?

IKKAKU (M),The tendons in my pinky are torn

IKKAKU (M),But more importantly,

IKKAKU (M),he smashed Hozukimaru

SHISHIGAWARA,Well blocked!

SHISHIGAWARA,If I had hit your head,

,I would have split it open and this would have been over!

IKKAKU,You're right. I'm pretty lucky.

SHISHIGAWARA,Are you stupid?!

SHISHIGAWARA,You're not lucky!

SHISHIGAWARA,Your spear broke with a single hit!

SHISHIGAWARA,I'm the lucky one!

SHISHIGAWARA,Come at me!

SHISHIGAWARA,I'm going to steal all of your luck and leave you with nothing!

IKKAKU,I see your luck allows you to break things.

IKKAKU,That means weapons are useless.

SHISHIGAWARA,Are you going to take me on with your fists?!

SHISHIGAWARA,Bring it on!

IKKAKU,Here I go!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),You're kidding, right?

SHISHIGAWARA (M),What's with this guy?

SHISHIGAWARA (M),Is he not affected at all?

SHISHIGAWARA (M),That's impossible.

SHISHIGAWARA (M),I'm hitting him.

SHISHIGAWARA (M),Even if I don't break a bone with each hit,

,I should be leaving fractures.

SHISHIGAWARA (M),So why

SHISHIGAWARA (M),So why is he attacking me as if nothing's wrong?!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),What was that just now?

SHISHIGAWARA (M),I didn't feel anything?!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),My

SHISHIGAWARA (M),My chances of hitting the jackpot are going down?!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),My “Jackpot Knuckle allows me to make one lucky hit.

SHISHIGAWARA (M),I've never used it this many times in a row,

,so I had no idea this would happen!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),So the chances of hitting the jackpot

,go down when it's used repeatedly?!

IKKAKU,What's this?

IKKAKU,It suddenly stopped working.

IKKAKU,Are you worn out already?!

SHISHIGAWARA,D-Damn it!

SHISHIGWARA,I'm not worn out!

SHISHIGWARA,Damn it!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),All right!

SHISHIGAWARA (M),Jackpot!

IKKAKU,Your punches were pretty powerful

IKKAKU,But luckily, when you hit a vital spot, you didn't do much damage.

IKKAKU,This was a bad matchup for you.

IKKAKU,You may be a lucky guy,

IKKAKU,but I'm the luckiest guy in the Court Guard Squads!

BYAKUYA,What's wrong?

BYAKUYA,You can't cut me from that distance.

TSUKISHIMA,The fact that you're waiting there means that

,coming any closer puts you within my range.

TSUKISHIMA,I need to think of a plan.

BYAKUYA,I see. You're very cautious.

TSUKISHIMA,Did my actions seem meaningful to you?

TSUKISHIMA,What about this?

BYAKUYA,I believe I shouldn't view them as meaningless acts.

BYAKUYA,Scatter

BYAKUYA,Senbonzakura

BYAKUYA,Rukia. How are things on your end?

RUKIA,Yes, Brother!

RUKIA,Several items ambushed me, but everything is fine!

RUKIA,And they are all cute I mean, they are all works of art!

BYAKUYA,Rukia

RUKIA,Y-Yes, sir?!

BYAKUYA,Bring one back for me.

RIRUKA,Xcution Dictionary!

RIRUKA,Today, I'm having tea with all of the members of Xcution!

RIRUKA,Ugh Come on

RIRUKA,Why aren't they coming?!

RIRUKA,Since no one's coming,

OS,CAPTION,TO JACKIE TO YUKIO

RIRUKA,I guess this segment is over.