[Lasers zapping]
- bio hazhard battle blast :crotchy returns
is the best game ever.
- Okay,you can stop saying that now.
- Ohh.
- Carlos,don't blow up the a*mo.
I was saving that for later.
- Yeah, and I wantedthe platinum controller.
- No, no, no.
- Augh!
- James,you betrayed me?
- You're slowing us down.
- I was watching your back.
- Yeah,and you're really bad at it.
- Oh, oh,yeah, well, am I bad at this?
Ahh!
[All arguing]
- please, stop.
Have you guys noticedwe can't spend five minutes
together latelywithout fighting?
- Auuugh!
- [Laughs]
arrgh!
- Auuugh!
- Well,i can't live like this anymore,
so I'm moving out.
- Oh,way ahead of you here, boy.
- Wait,where did you get the--
- I am so not gonna missany of you.
Carlos out.
- James out.
[All arguing]
- nobody is moving out.
Now,we have been friends forever,
and we're perfectly capable ofspending five minutes together
without fighting,right?
[Together]he's right. Yes. Fine. Yeah.
- I hate all of you.
- Do not follow me.
- I'm moving out.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- ♪ make it count,play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back,don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want,what you feel ♪
♪ never quitand make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
- ♪ oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪
- mr. Bitters,we are moving out.
- Yes!
[Upbeat music]
[horn tooting]
- no, not out of the palmwoods.
[Horn toots]
- okay, look,we want our own apartments.
- All right, I will needa security deposit,
first and last months' rent,key fee,
a parking fee,and a fee-fee
for total of $, each.
[Together]i'm so out of here, man.
Don't talk to me.
- Hey, bitters,i'm finally taking
that kayak touraround the world,
so I won't be needing these.
- Have a palmwoods time.
- Have you guys been fightingagain?
- It was a mild skirmish.
- I thought I told you guysto go outside and play.
- Mom, we're not eight anymore,
and the new video game we boughtis inside,
and we'll be fine.
- Arrgh.
- How bad was it?
- They packed their suitcasesand moved out.
- They moved out?
- I don't know whywe're fighting so much.
- It's starting.
- What's starting?
- You're growing apartand this friendship
wouldn't be the firstto be destroyed
by the intense pressuresof hollywood.
- Well, you know what?
That's not gonna happen to us.
And you know why?
Because I have a plan.
- You're gonna get gustavoto yell at them
and make them move back?
- And now if have a better plan.
Thanks, katie.
- Look, the new albumis called <span>all over again,</span>
so I want this tour to be called
the "all over the world tour."
- Yeah, well,germany won't call us back,
and australia won't answerany of our email.
- Ahhh.
- Gustavo,we have a problem.
- I know.
We're booking our world tour,
and the worldwon't call us back.
- Actually, no.
Me and the guysgot in a huge fight,
and they moved out.
[Together]they moved out?
- Yeah, so can you yell at themand get them to come back
so we can be friends again?
- Yes, because I do not needthis band breaking up
before oursoon-to-be world tour.
Plus,i love to yell.
- Can you please not spikea banana peel?
And pick that up before you slipon it and throw your back out.
- Oh, please.that only happens in cartoons.
[Back cracking]
- [gasps]- my back.
- Oh, this looks bad.- Yeah.
- I can't move...or yell.
- Maybe it's not so bad.
- Oh, yes, it is, because heneeds to get to the palmwoods
so he can fix us.
- [Whispering] kendall,you have to do it yourself.
You have to keepthis band together.
And, kelly, call doc hollywood.
- You know, I've never heard himwhisper before.
- [Whispering]i will destroy all of you.
- Oh, okay.okay, okay.
- Kendall,so not nice to see you.
Now, get off my lawn, please.thank you.
- There is no lawn.
And what is this?
- Ahh, I always wanted a placeby the water.
It's so peaceful and doesn'thave any of my...ex-friends.
- Look, will you just come backto the crib,
and we can figure this out?
Because you can't livein a cabana your whole life.
- No, but...
The cabana sign-in sheetgoes up to two years,
and look at who's booked it.
- Huh?- Me.
- Ohhh.- Now, get off my lawn, hmm?
- There is no lawn,
and I'm sorrythat we were fighting.
But what will it take to get youto come back to the crib?
- I want carlos and jamesto apologize too.
Then--hmm--i'll think about it.
- Done.
Hey, do you happen to knowwhere they are?
- I don't care, but carlos didsay he always wanted a place
overlooking the park.
- Who is it?
- It's kendall.
- I'll be right there.
[Footsteps tapping]
[door squeaking openand shutting]
[footsteps tapping]
- what do you want?
- Hmm, I want you to move backinto the crib
and to not live in a box.
- What are you talking about?
This box house is awesome.
I've got a lovely viewof the park,
my own bathroom,and a modern kitchen.
[Timer dings]
ooh, one second.
Cookie?
[Sniffs]
- okay,so your box house is cool,
but so is the cribwith a swirly slide
and video gamesand best friends,
and if you just apologizeto logan,
we can all be best friendsagain.
- No, not until jamesapologizes to me
for tossing my helmet cereal
- yeah, well, that's a problem,because nobody knows
where james...is.
- What are you doing?
- Retiring.
Retiring from the crib,the fights,
and my former friends.
- Whose place is this?
- Does it matter?
- It might.
- Here's what matters.
Moving out of the criband into here
was my best move ever.
I clap,and things happen.
[Claps]
[light jazzy music]
and I don't need to sharemy hard candies with anyone.
- And you have no friends here.
- Wrong again.
Ooh.
- Senior alert.is everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.everything's great.
Thank you.how are you today?
- Oh, uh, I'm good.thanks.
- Okay.
Okay, I don't know whywe're fighting so much,
but we have been friendsforever,
and we have a maybe world tourcoming up,
so would you please apologizeto carlos
so that we can apologizeto logan,
and don't say you'll only do itif logan apologizes
to you first.
I said not to say that.
Arrgh.
- Why am I on this table?
- Doc hollywood said you have tolie flat on a hard surface.
- Where is doc hollywood?
- sh**ting his reality series,
but he said he's sending overthe best in the business.
- And that would be me,
chantal, alternative healerand spiritual advisor
to the stars.
- No, no, no.
No robe-y quacks.
- That's what johnny depp saiduntil I cured his halitosis...
With my palms.
- Cure me.
I have to get up and get ouralmost world tour going.
Augh.
- % Of all ailmentsare in the mind,
so we must trick this mind
into getting him off this table.
- Auuugh!
Crash!
- Okay, now we knowit's not in his mind.
[Gong resounds]
[rock music]
♪
- I miss them, but at leasti get the platinum controller.
- You were too nice to them.
- Katie,they're my best friends.
- You have to manipulate them.
- Go on.
- They want apologies?
Then give them apologies.
- But they won't apologize.
- And that's where manipulationcomes in.
- If carlos is so sorry,
why doesn't he come hereand say so himself, huh?
- You know carlos and his pride.
But he told me to tell you thathe's making you a special lunch
to show you just how sorryhe is.
- James wants to make mea special lunch?
Why doesn't he just tell mehe's sorry?
- Oh,you know him and his pride.
- What's he making me?
- A nice healthy salad.
- Well...
Logan does knowi prefer a light lunch.
- And you know he's gota lot of pride,
so I wouldn't even mentionthe apology
and just enjoy the lunchhe made you.
- Hmm.
- Sounds like a nice lunch,james.
- This is really good.
- You know how muchi love toast.
- And has anyone noticedthat it's been five minutes,
and we haven't fought?
- Yeah.
You know, I don't even know whywe fought in the first place.
[Together]i know. Ditto.
- So let's all renewour friendship
with a littlebio hazard battle blasting
and never fight again.
[Together]yes! Whoo!
[All arguing]
- put down the laptop right now.
- No, you tell himto put down my helmet.
- Not until I getmy lucky comb back.
Oh, you mean this comb?
[All arguing]
- well, counting lunch, you madeit minutes without fighting.
- So it's getting better,right?
Not the platinum controller.
[Light jazzy music]
- I don't know whywe're fighting so much.
- You're growing apart.
Most adolescent friendshipseventually decay
due to distrust and--
- I mean, last week,we were singing
and getting readyfor a might-be world tour,
and now we're not even talking.
- Why don't you just be honestwith them
and tell them how muchyou miss them?
- Uh, yeah,guys don't do that, mom.
- Oh, yeah,but the manipulation thing
worked out real well for ya.
- Yeah,why did you do that?
- Well, how am I supposed toget them all together
to say anything?
- With love.
Love fixes lots of things,okay?
- You know what?
You're right, becausethe one thing we all love is...
Bio hazard battle blast .
I'll create the ultimate
tournament of championschallenge
that they have to come backto the crib for.
- Or you could go outsideand play.
- Nah,my way is better.
- Ugh.
[Telephones ringing]
- well,what about switzerland?
They like everything.
- Not big time rush,nor finland or norway.
- I just need oneinternational city to make it
the all over the world tour.
Augh.
- What you needis to free your mind
from all its negativity
and let the hot healing stonesof healing
draw out the pain in your back.
- Well,the stones aren't even hot.
- My bad.
- Whoa, whoa, no flame.
- Back off.- Auugh.
- Back off.this cured the queen's eczema.
- Oof, oof, oof, oof.
- Give it to me.- Auuugh!
- Give it to me.
[Doorbell rings]
[doorbell continues ringing]
[doorbell continues ringing]
[claps]
[light jazzy music]
- [yawns]
bills, bills...
Urgent plea from rob lowe.
What's this?
"Do you havewhat it takes to win
"the ultimate bio hazardbattle blast tournament
of champions challenge?"
- "Where: the crib.
"When: :.
Be thereand win the ultimate prize."
- I swore I'd nevergo back there
or talk to them again.
- Yeah, james, my supervisorsaid I can't talk to you anymore
unless it's a real emergency.
- Wait.this is an emergency.
I'm lonely.
[Telephone rings]
- kelly wainright,b.t.r. Tour manager.
- [Groans]
- yes!
- What?augh!
Ow.
- We are playing vancouver,canada,
which means b.t.r.'Sall over the world tour...is on.
- Yes!ohhh. Augh.
- Technically,that's a north american tour.
You need to play anothercontinent for a world tour.
- Not helping.augh!
- And you need to fix him,so he can move again.
- My record is perfect,
but my positive vibeshave never faced
such negative blocks before.
Oooh-ahh.
- Look, our albumis called <span>all over again,</span>
so do what you're doingall over again until he's fixed.
- Then I will resort to morewestern chiropractic methods.
- Ehh, ohh, ahh.
- I'll cr*ck the vertebra,thereby creating a space
to let the good vibes in.
- Huh?ahhh!
- Okay,this guy's basically unhealable.
- I'm gonna beon my back forever
with no world tour.
- Wait, perhaps if chantaluses an unorthodox method
to heal him.
- Uhh?
- No, no, no.no acupuncture.
- Actually,i'm the spiritual advisor
to sir huge concert promoterin england,
and I'm simplygoing to advise him
to book a big time rush concertin london.
- Yes!
My back.
It's healed.
- And as long as kendall'shealed the guys' friendship...
Big time rush is goingon a world tour.
- It's :.
They're not coming.
- Hey, first thing tomorrow,we're gonna go to the mall
and get you some new friends.
[All arguing]
- hey,where's the prize?
- Yeah, the flyer sayswe can win the ultimate prize,
so where is it?
- The prize is our friendship.
- I hate that prize.
Now,i am walking out of here.
- Same here.
- Fine, walk out on a lifetimeof friendship
because of one bad week.
- I smell speech.
- [Sniffs]i hate that smell.
- [Whispers]i hate you.
- Hey.
- Carlos,who tutored you in math
every night when youwere struggling in algebra?
- [Silently]- logan.
- And, logan,who was there to protect you
when you called thewrestling team jerks in latin?
- James.
- But <span>gladiatoris es stupides.</Span>
just saying.
- And, james, who ran milesto the nearest drugstore
when you ran out of hair gelin the sixth grade dance?
- [Sighs]carlos.
Here's your helmet back.
- Ohh.
- Here's your lucky comb.
- Ooh.
- Ooh, uh, here's your laptop.
- You know what?just keep it.
- You know,i still don't know why
we've been fightingthis whole time.
[Together]but it stops now.
- Finally.
So who wants to playbio hazard battle blast ?
[All arguing]
- they're fighting again.
- I don't get it.
We were just gonna play a game.
A game.
It's the game.
The fighting started last weekwhen we bought the game.
- He might have a point.
- Think about it.
- Ah, look who's ranked higherthan carlitos
on the page five leaderboard.
Nice.
- Auuugh!
[All arguing]
- oh, really?
[Together]auugh!
- Okay, but wait.
What about my cereal helmet?
- Well, I was sittingat the counter
when I thought abouthow my cereal
looked like the surfaceof ring dar seven,
and that reminded mehow carlos wouldn't share
any of his ring darpower crystals
in our earlier campaign,
so I took it out on his helmet.
- Auuugh!
- Huh?
Well, that makes sense.
- Are you guys fighting again?
I swear I am gonna takethat video game away from you.
[Together] take it.we're are done with this.
- Good.
So now maybe you will finallygo outside and play.
- Mom, we're not eight.
- Dust off your passports,
'cause big time rush'sall over the world tour is a go.
[Together]ohhh. Yes.
- With tour dates in the u.s.,Canada, and london.
- Whoo!
[Together]we're going to england?
- And we need to startrehearsal now.
- Okay.
[Together] looks likewe're playing outside.
- ♪ Oh, ohhhh
- ♪ still got that same lookthat sets me off ♪
♪ guess there's just somethingabout you ♪
♪ I've got these feelingsto let it show ♪
♪ 'cause I wouldn't let you go
♪ I shouldn't have let you go
- ♪ you asked mefor closure before ♪
♪ and girl I told youit's over ♪
♪ it's over
♪ it's not over
♪ so here we go again yeah
all: ♪ it's like I'm fallingin love all over again ♪
♪ for the first timeand I know that it feels right ♪
♪ I think I'm falling in loveall over again ♪
♪ love at first sight
♪ do you know how I feel
♪ to the left, left, left
♪ on the right, right, right
♪ to the back, back, back
♪ on the side, side, side
♪ to the left, left, left
♪ on the right, right, right
♪ to the back, back, back
♪ on the side, side,side tonight ♪
- ♪ baby there's somethingthat you did ♪
♪ to hold me on
♪ maybe there's just somethingthat just keeps me ♪
♪ from moving on
- ♪ your love is static
♪ it pulls me in
♪ like a songwhen it first begins ♪
♪ I'm ready to go yeah
all: ♪ it's like I'm fallingin love all over again ♪
♪ for the first timeand I know that it feels right ♪
♪ I think I'm falling in loveall over again ♪
♪ love at first sight
♪ do you know how I feel
♪ to the left, left, left
♪ on the right, right, right
♪ to the back, back, back
♪ on the side, side, side
♪ to the left, left, left
♪ on the right, right, right
♪ to the back, back, back
♪ on the side, side,side tonight ♪
[cheers and applause]
- I love itwhen they play outside.
- Big time rush world tour,here we come.
[Cheers and applause]
- ♪ step it up,get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke,make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work,get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luckwith the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪
02x29 - Big Time Move
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.