11x25 - Bubbletown/Girls' Night Out

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- * Ohh...

* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[bright music]

*

narrator: Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls, welcome

to the most fascinating place on Earth

Bubbletown!

A bouncing, vibrant city,

where everyone...

[bubble ducks quacking] and everything

is comprised entirely

of globules of air!

- Ooh!

A whole city made of bubbles!

I'm so excited!

narrator: Let's take a closer look

at this effervescent city!

Some bubbletowners drive to work in their bubble cars.

While others simply float.

Having a bubble car is great because parking is a cinch!

Bubbletown also provides

excellent public transportation.

Seats are always available

because these high-tech buses can account

for any number of passengers.

Here are some workers going to work

in their bubble building.

- Hah!

[straining]

Oof! narrator: [laughs]

You may wanna use the door.

This office uses stand-up desks,

and the ceiling

for a more efficient work environment.

- Whoa, whoa-whoa.

Wow!

[laughs]

narrator: Yes, there's all kinds of things

to see and do in Bubbletown!

[jazzy music playing]

You can enjoy Bubbletown's

very own Bubble Band!

- Oh, yeah!

[scatting]

[stomach rumbling]

narrator: And if you're hungry,

why not try a bubble dog

from one of our many bubble food vendors?

- One, please.

- Here you are.

- Mmm!

[burps loudly] Oh, yeah!

I am rabid for these dogs!

[laughs] Huh?

Hey, it's my old pal, Bubble Buddy!

Hiya, Bubble Buddy!

- SpongeBob?

- Gee, it's good to see ya! - Whoa! [groans]

- Uh, oops. Sorry.

- Oh, don't worry about it.

- So how you been? How are things?

- Oh. Not so good, SpongeBob.

On my way into town

I got a flat tire on my motor scooter.

[downtrodden music]

- Let me see if I can fix that for you.

[mellow music]

*

[inhales, exhales energetically]

[engine revving] [rock music]

Ta-da!

- All right!

- Say, that was some pretty handy

bubble work you did there, son.

- Why, SpongeBob is the best bubble blower I know.

He can inflate and create anything!

- You don't say? Hey, can you help me?

I've got a small leak in my roof.

[thunder rumbles]

- Honey! [screams]

- I can help you?

By blowing bubbles?

Oh...[sighing]

- And...clear!

- Count me in!

- Fantastic!

- Say, when you're done helping him,

my house could use a new rec room!

- I need some pajamas.

- Okay, mm, uh-huh.

- I want another sandwich!

- Monster truck tires!

- Never fear, people of Bubbletown!

I'm on it!

[dramatic Western music]

*

[inhaling, exhales]

- Wow. Thanks, SpongeBob!

- All right!

[engine revving, tires screech]

- [grunting]

[laughs] [tires screech]

[light music]

*

- [humming]

Oh, Bubble Buddy, this has been the best day of my life!

I love it here in Bubbletown!

[cheering, laughing]

- Watch out for those--

[clattering]

- Excuse me, sir,

but you seem to have stepped in my dogs.

[bubble dogs whimpering]

- Oh, uh-uh, pardon me, ma'am. Let me just--

- [gasps]

- Oh.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa! [wailing]

My eyes!

[screaming]

- SpongeBob, come back!

- Amy, will you marry me?

- Yes! I will!

- [screaming]

- Aw.

- [screaming]

[bubble ducks quacking]

[wailing]

[loud popping]

[screaming] [popping]

- I now dedicate this new school

for overly cute children.

[crowd cheering] - I "wuv" to learn!

- [screaming]

[triumphant music playing]

- [screaming]

- Hey! That was my job!

- I'm so sorry! I can't stop!

[panting]

[all gasp]

[slowly] Watch out!

[wailing, screaming]

[expl*si*n]

- SpongeBob!

- [crying]

[groans]

[weeping]

- SpongeBob!

Oh, thank goodness, you're okay.

- No! Stay away!

[screaming] I'm a monster!

[whimpering] A monster!

- [gasps] - Just look at the destruction

I hath wrought!

[all groaning, wailing]

- My bubble legs!

- My monster truck tires!

- Okay, that doesn't look great.

[uneasy chuckle] But I'm sure

we can get it all sorted out.

[sirens wailing] [both gasp]

[funky music]

- I'm afraid the only sorting out

your friend's going to be doing

is in jail.

For popping a large portion of the city.

- Okay, take me away!

I'm guilty!

I deserve whatever punishment you give me.

[daunting music]

- All right, you get one phone call.

- Okay.

[line trills, recorded voice] The machine, hold on.

Gotta leave a message. One second.

[beep] Hey, Mr. Krabs.

It's me, SpongeBob.

Um, I'm in jail. In Bubbletown.

They gave me three life sentences, so um...

so um... [sniffles]

I might be late for my next shift.

I'm so sorry!

[whimpering]

- Later...

[tropical music]

- [gasps]

[overlapping chatter]

- [snoring]

- Mr. Squidward!

- Huh, hah, what, who?

- What's going on here?

How long have these folks been waiting

to give me their money?

- [groans]

[straining]

I'm okay!

- Well...?

- What's the point? There's no one in the kitchen

to make any food.

- Hm? Hm, huh, eh, ah.

[high-pitched] What! Where's SpongeBob?

Didn't he call in?

- Hey Mr. Krabs, it's me, SpongeBob.

Um, I'm in jail.

In Bubbletown. They gave me--

- Oh, barnacles.

Me fry cook's in the clink.

You have the conn, Mr. Squidward.

I'll be back as soon as I can!

- Wha-- - Whoa.

[dreadful music]

- [straining]

[stealthy jazz music]

[cheering]

- [laughing]

- Mr. Krabs! - [grunts]

This is a prison break, boy-o. Let's get a move on!

We've got a bunch of hungry customers back home,

and I need your help fleecing--

I mean, I mean feeding them!

- Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I can't go.

I haven't finished paying my debt to society yet.

- [stammering] Can't go?

When I say we're leaving,

we're leaving!

- Hey! You're not supposed to be in here!

- Eat claw, bubble cop!

[grunting]

[upbeat music]

- Uh--huh?

[gasps, screams]

[all screaming]

- Honey!

[claw propellers whirring]

[all screaming]

[bubble ducks quacking]

- [sighing]

Good thing they were all just bubbles, eh?

Okay, let's get out of here.

Uh-oh.

- You popped it all.

There's nothing left.

- Forget it, SpongeBob.

It's Bubbletown.

- No! I can't forget it.

Just leave me here, Mr. Krabs.

My tears will be a fitting memorial

to the bubble city that I loved.

[sobbing]

- So sorry to interrupt, but I might have a solution

that works for everyone!

- [gasps] Oh, yeah!

- Yeah.

- Let's blow this popsicle stand.

[laughs]

[bright music]

[chattering, laughing]

- I can't believe how quickly you inflated

the whole city again, SpongeBob!

- Yep! The whole city.

Plus this new Krusty Krab.

- [laughing] Yeah.

Franchisin's a great idea, boy-o!

I am making money claw over fist here.

Hey, what's the exchange rate for bubbles to real money?

- There is none!

[both laugh]

[all laugh]

- Exchange rate?

[laughing]

- That's it. We're done here.

[loud pop]

- Huh. [giggles]

[bubble ducks quacking]

- I "wuv" to learn!

[tropical music]

*

[amoebas mooing]

- [straining]

[laughs] Yee-ha!

Get along, little amoebas!

[amoebas mooing]

[watch ticking]

I did it!

It's sarsaparilla time!

[amoebas mooing]

[grunts] Yah! [buzzing]

[dramatic music]

*

Holy osmosis!

I lived as an amoeba for a whole week!

[straining]

Hm. Mm-hmm.

[line trilling]

- Can't get it to work,

can never get it to work! [phone ringing]

[yelling indistinctly] - Hello?

- [grunting]

Karen, my Mainframe!

I just made a scientific breakthrough.

Let's go out and celebrate, girl!

- I'm sorry, Sandy. I can't hear you

because someone can't shut up!

- That's okay, Karen. I'll tell you all about later.

Let's meet up tonight at the corner café!

- You got it, Bushy Tushy.

I will definitely be there.

Okay, I'm off.

- Those are not my test tubes!

- Ugh. - I don't know where

they came from! - Don't wait up.

- [grunts] [glass shatters]

- [muttering excitedly] Whoa.

- [sighs] Don't forget to signal.

- Oh, thanks for that Mrs. Puff, I--

[phone rings]

- Hello?

- [grunts] Howdy, Powder Puff!

You wanna step out with me and Karen tonight?

- Oh, yes, Sandy! I desperately need to step out.

[laughs] - Ooh! You're talking to Sandy?

Mrs. Puff, tell her I said, "Hi!"

Tell her I said, "Hi!"

- We'll all meet up at the corner café tonight.

Get ready to party, y'all!

- Okay! See you soon! - Tell her I said, "Hi!"

- Whoo. - Tell her I said, "Hi!"

- [humming]

- Mrs. Puff! Tell her I said, "Hi!"

- Yeah! [both slurping]

- Ah. - [computerized noises]

- [slurping, sighs]

[sneezes]

Y'all are never gonna believe what I did this week.

It's about as crazy as a mule with a top hat.

- Was it crazier than this? "Tell Sandy I said, 'Hi!'

Tell Sandy I said 'Hi!'"

[mimics SpongeBob laugh]

[sighs]

- Sorry your day was tough, Puff.

But my news will cheer your head off.

I lived as a microscopic organism

for a whole week!

- That's great, Sandy, but I've lived

with a microscopic organism for years

and wait until you hear what that pipsqueak did today.

He leaves his little telescope on the floor,

I rolled over it. It hurt like heck!

And then, he gets mad at me for breaking it.

Doesn't even ask if my wheel's okay.

- SpongeBob is the same way, Karen.

After all these years of my trying to teach him

how to drive, he doesn't know the first thing about a car!

I'm going crazy!

[both sob]

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

We're supposed to be having a good 'ol time,

not a good 'ol cry.

- [sniffles] I'm having a good time.

[wheel creaks] - Me too.

- Look, guys. This is a girls night out.

And I'm gonna make sure we have more fun

than three rats in a pickle barrel!

Gal pals unite! all: Yeah!

[powering up jingle] Gal pals!

[suspenseful music]

- So, let me get this straight.

Pranking Plankton will make me feel better?

- You bet your sweet software it will.

Now let's get pranking.

[clattering]

- [grunting] - Whoa.

- [grunts] - Whoa, whoa.

both: Whoa!

- Whoa!

- Money, money, money, money, money, money, money.

- Ready?

Yah!

[glass shatters] - Ouch!

Krabs!

If I wasn't on probation, I'd call the cops!

- Plank-ter-en, me old nemisis-ser!

I've got good news-erer:

I'm leaving town and going back into the "Navery,"

so I'm giving you me secret formuler-er-rer!

- What? How do I know this isn't a trap-erer?

Ah! You got me doing it.

- It's a going away gift-erer.

[sighs]

I'll get me formuler-er

out of me safe-er-er-er

and meet you at the Krusty Krab-er-er-er.

- I'll meet you there, Eugene honey!

Mwah! Kiss!

[giggling]

- I think he bought it.

- Psst! Come on!

both: Whoa-whoa! Wha-whoa!

Whoa! [groans]

- [humming happily]

[all giggling]

I'm here!

[humming]

[alarm ringing] [gasps]

[tires screeching]

- Plankton!

You've interrupted me beauty sleep!

- Hey, Eugene. I'll just take the secret formuler-erer

heh and be on my way.

- Over my dead body!

- Whatever you say, Welcher!

[blasting, clattering]

[all laughing]

- Y'know, you're right, Sandy.

I do feel so much better!

[powering up jingle] all: Gal pals!

[expl*si*n]

- [screaming]

- I'm not so sure about pranking SpongeBob.

He can't help he's insufferable.

- Nobody likes a good prank more than SpongeBob.

- Mm. Okay.

[humming]

- [stifled giggle]

[furtive music]

- [whistling]

- [snoring]

- [stifled giggle]

Ah! [grunts]

Virtual reality helmet, engaged.

- [murmuring]

[stifled laughter]

[all laughing]

- Shh, shh. All right, Karen. You're up.

[stifled laughter]

[doorbell] - Huh? C-coming!

[groans softly]

Hello? Can I help you?

- Hello, Mr. SpongeBob.

I'm just here to deliver your driver's license.

Congratulations.

- Oh, uh, thanks--[gasps]

My driver's license!

- And your new boat!

- My new boat!

Whoa, wow!

[muttering excitedly] Am I dreaming?

[chirping]

[screeches]

Nope, it's for real.

[cart clanging]

- [grunting]

[all cheering]

- Look at me, everyone!

I'm driving! I'm driving!

- Oh! That voice.

Yes, you're driving! You're driving me crazy!

[gasps]

[laughs maliciously]

I know! Let's make the road really bumpy.

[straining]

- [laughing]

Wha-what? Whoa!

Whoa! Ow!

- [murmurs angrily]

- Hm, those are some potholes.

- Whoa, girl! Easy there.

Maybe it's about time we let SpongeBob in on the joke.

- [groans, sputters] Okay.

I'll tell him.

SpongeBob--

SpongeBob!

- [laughing]

[all scream]

- [whistling]

Ah.

[whistling]

[wheels squeaking]

- Poor little guy!

This is all my fault!

- No, Puff. This is all my fault.

[powering up jingle] - Gal pals!

- Not now, Karen.

- Sorry.

[all cheering] - [laughing]

Ooh, a turn. Better use my hand signals.

- SpongeBob! Look out! [boats approaching]

- [laughing]

all: Whoa!

- [laughs] Hi, I'm driving.

Hi, I'm driving. - Hey!

- Hi, I'm driving!

[laughs]

Look, I got a license.

[tires screech, expl*si*n]

- Whoa! - [grunts]

- [giggling] Whoo!

Nothing but me and miles of road.

[giggling]

- We gotta stop this cart, gal pals.

[powering up jingle]

- [laughing] [all straining]

- Whoa! Whoa!

I'll save you, SpongeBob!

Whoa! Whoa!

[tires screeching]

- Now I'm flying! Whee!

[all groaning]

- [inflated groan]

- [screaming]

Huh? Huh? Huh.

- [giggling]

- [straining]

- Huh?

- [sheepish laugh]

- Mrs. Puff?

Oh, I see.

You guys played a prank on me, huh?

I love pranks! [laughs]

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

You gave me a chance to live my driving dream.

And most importantly...

Mrs. Puff saved my life!

Now I will stay by your side forever!

[giggling]

- Oh, no!

No!

- [giggling]

- [sighs, grunts]

- Huh?

Oh, you girls got me again!

[laughs]

[engine revving] - Vroom!

Vroom! [tires screech]

- I know somewhere where we can finish

our ladies night in peace.

- [laughing] Good one.

This was a great idea, Sandy.

- Yeah, what a nice place to relax.

[all slurping]

[all sigh]

- Vroom, vroom! Honk, honk!

Beep, beep! Oh, look at me, Mrs. Puff!

I'm driving! [laughs]

[shouting] [blows landing]

[both yell]

[blow landing, engine revving]

all: [sigh] Men.

[powering up jingle] Gal pals!

[tropical music]