Sign: THE COUNTER-SECRET POLICE COVER OPERATION
Instructor (Math): Now, who can answer this question?
Instructor (Math): Miss Anya Forger.
Anya: Three-thirds!
Instructor (Math): Ah. That is quite wrong.
Handler: So, how are things going, Twilight?
Handler: How is your daughter doing with her academics?
Handler: HQ was estimating that she'd be able to receive eight Stella in about four months.
Loid: Four...
Loid: Not a problem.
Handler: I see... that your ability to lie has diminished.
Loid: I'm confident she'll be able to get eight Tonitrus Bolts in two months, though.
Handler: No matter.
Handler: By the way...
Handler: Our informant within city hall was compromised this morning.
Handler: The enemy is stepping up their game.
Handler: Be on your guard, Twilight.
Handler: I shouldn't have to say this about being in the city,
Handler: but be it at Eden College or elsewhere,
Handler: you never know where eyes will be watching you.
Handler: This country's counter-intelligence agency is quite tough.
Hayward: H-How can I help you gentlemen?
First Lieutenant: We're with the State Security Service.
First Lieutenant: You're Jim Hayward, are you not?
First Lieutenant: We're taking you in on suspicion of being a spy.
Hayward: A s-spy?! What are you talking about?
Hayward: Hey... wait!
Hayward: Stop that! Unhand me at onc—
First Lieutenant: We'll hear what you have to say back at the office.
Millie: That's totally what happened this morning! I was so scared!
Sharon: The guy they took from finance
Sharon: was apparently leaking documents from this office.
Yor: Oh, he must be a bad person.
Camilla: Mornin'.
Millie: Oh, mornin'!
Yor: Good morning, Camilla.
Camilla: Oh, by the way, Yor, my boyfriend told me about your marriage.
Camilla: You haven't even told your younger brother yet?
Yor: Oh, you're right! I'd completely forgotten!
Sharon: Uh, you forgot? For a whole year?
Yor: Wh-What shall I do?
Camilla: He said he'll be calling you here later.
Yor: That's right.
Yor: I haven't given him the number for my new place yet.
Yor: I was so relieved our marriage went throughthat I blanked on everything else!
Millie: Say... is your younger brother a hottie?
Millie: Aw, he's a total cutie!
Yor: Yes. Yuri is quite adorable.
Yor: He would always call me "Sis" and refused to leave my side.
Sign: The State Security Service
Millie: Yikes, so he's obsessed with his sister. Pass.
Sharon: If your brother looks up to you so much,isn't it kinda mean to forget to tell him that?
First Lieutenant: Let's start one more time from the beginning.
First Lieutenant: How many and what kind of files did you take from city hall?
First Lieutenant: Who did you sell them to?
First Lieutenant: What do they look like?What is their contact information?
First Lieutenant: When, where, and how many times did you meet with them?
Hayward: Please let me go home.
Narrator: The State Security Service.
Narrator: An organization whose goal is to maintain the peace within their nation.
First Lieutenant: Since we're both so good at talking, let's continue, Mr. Hayward.
Narrator: Its main duties include spy hunting and keeping an eye on the citizens.
First Lieutenant: What do you say?
Narrator: To complete their missions, they frequently use v*olence,
Narrator: wiretapping, intimidation, and t*rture.
Narrator: The citizens called them the "secret police," and they are feared.
Yuri: Great work, First Lieutenant. The boss asked me to take over the questioning.
First Lieutenant: All right. I'll leave the rest to you,
First Lieutenant: Second Lieutenant Briar.
Yuri: Yes, sir! I'll do my best!
Narrator: Yuri Briar, age twenty.
Narrator: He is a member of the secret police.
Second lieutenant: Why did the boss bring such a softie into our team?
Second lieutenant: I admit that he's good, but frankly, he's just a kid.
Second lieutenant: Some elite from the Ministry of ForeignAffairs who quickly rose up the ranks.
First lieutenant: When I talked to the boss...
Chief: Huh? Well, isn't Yuri adorable?
Chief: He's like some cute little puppy.
First Lieutenant: And that was all.
Second Lieutenant: I-I see...
First Lieutenant: Well, our organization needs a kid like him sometimes.
First Lieutenant: Not to mention, he knows how to do the job,
First Lieutenant: and he can be quite indiscriminate.
Yuri: Hello, Mr. Hayward!
Hayward: You won't get anything out of m—
Yuri: My older sister actually works at city hall just like you do!
Hayward: Huh?
Yuri: Maybe you know her. She's pretty and kind, and I'm super proud of her!
Yuri: I'm actually going to celebrate her marriage today.
Yuri: I haven't seen her in forever, so I'm really excited!
Yuri: So, yeah. I'd like to get this over with quickly so I can go home.
Yuri: Why don't you just spit it all out already?
Hayward: I-I don't know anything!
Yuri: Here are photos of your deals.
Yuri: This is you, isn't it, Mr. Hayward?
Secretary: Second Lieutenant, you—
Secretary: How long were you holding on to important evidence like this?!
Yuri: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to submit them.
Yuri: You'd be much better off if you were honest.
Heyward: So, I was just giving them the papers in exchange for cash.
Heyward: All I know about him is that he's from the West. I don't even know his name.
Yuri: Was there anything awkward about this man's looks or speech?
Yuri: Perhaps he didn't act his age?
Heyward: No, nothing like that.
Yuri: I see. In that case...
Yuri: Does the name "Twilight" sound familiar to you?
Heyward: Who?
Yuri: He's a spy from the West. Apparently, a master of disguise.
Yuri: He is the villain who is trying to make this world fall into chaos.
Yuri: You could call him my natural enemy.
Heyward: I-If I helped you catch him, could we just forget about all this?
Yuri: Do you know something?
Heyward: Er, no, but let me remember...
Yuri: If you feed me false information, you'll be committing another crime, so do be careful.
Heyward: I just wanted extra money so I could fool around with girls! I didn't mean any harm.
Yuri: You have a wife, don't you?
Heyward: You're a man, too! You must understand!
Heyward: I was just selling some documents. I'm no political criminal.
Heyward: Let me off the hook! Please!
Yuri: Mr. Hayward, you see...
Yuri: I haven't told my sister that I work for the State Security Service.
Yuri: It's a particularly dangerous job, so it'd just worry her.
Yuri: And above all, I don't want her to know how much dirty work I do.
Yuri: Mr. Hayward, what you've done is treason.
Yuri: Perhaps they were nothing more than pieces of paper to you,
Yuri: but they may very well put many of our citizens in danger.
Yuri: Do you understand?!
Yuri: Unlike you, I love my family... my sister.
Yuri: I will do anything to protect this country where my sister lives.
Yuri: And I do mean anything.
Bondman: I don't care how much you t*rture me!
Bondman: I will never... sell out my friends!
Enemy: Curse you and your resilience, Bondman!
Loid: If only she could concentrate on her studies like this.
Bondman: I only have two b*ll*ts left.
Anya: How many b*ll*ts can Bondman's p*stol hold?
Loid: Hm? I'm pretty sure it was eight.
Anya: So that's two-eighths!
Loid: Yes! You're right!
Anya: He has two-eighths of his b*ll*ts left!
Loid: How do you even know those words?
Loid: So the cartoon makes things easier for her to understand?
Yor: Th-Th-Th-Th-There's trouble, Loid!
Loid: Welcome home, Yor.
Anya: He has two-eighths of his b*ll*ts left!
Yor: Yuri... I mean, my younger brother is coming here today!
Loid: Today?!
Yor: So, yes...
Yor: He insists on coming over and congratulating us.
Yor: What shall we do? He won't find out that this marriage is fake, will he?
Loid: Don't worry.
Loid: I've prepared lovey-dovey couple accessories for just this sort of occasion.
Anya: Papa and Mama are flirting.
Loid and Yor: We are not!
Anya: Mama's little brother still isn't here?
Loid: You mean your uncle.
Anya: Unkie...
Loid: It's late. You should go to bed.
Anya: Anya will greet Unkie, too...
Yor: It appears as though he's still stuck at work.
Yuri: I got a little worked up, and now I'm late.
Yuri: Ah, but...
Yuri: I'll finally be able to see Sis! It's been so long! La, la!
Yuri: Hurgh!
Yuri: I can feel the ribs that my sister broke before tingling.
Yuri: I'm remembering her loving embrace, and now my whole body is tingling!
Yuri: But why in the world did my sister wait a whole year to tell me she was married?
Yuri: Could he be some foul villain that she's afraid of introducing to me?!
Yuri: I will eliminate every thr*at within this country where my sister lives.
Yuri: That includes her husband, too.
Yuri: Loid Forger...
Yuri: If he's some shithead who's threatening my sister, I'll throw him in a cell immediately.
Yuri: No, calm down. She mustn't find out about my job.
Yuri: In order to protect my job and my happiness,
Yuri: I must make sure she never finds out about this!
Loid: Yuri Briar...
Loid: The Forgers' only blood relative.
Loid: It's easy to slip up around someone you'reemotionally close to. We must be careful.
Loid: I cannot lose this family that I've worked so hard to create.
Narrator: Everyone has a side they don't show anyone else.
Narrator: To their friends, their significant others, or even their families.
Yuri: Hello! It's nice to meet you! I'm Yor's younger brother, Yuri!
Narrator: They hide what they're truly feeling through fake smiles or bravado,
Narrator: and keep their true identities secret.
Loid and Yor: Welcome.
Narrator: That is how the world keeps up the appearance of its temporary peace.
Announcer: Foreign Minister Windsor met with Westalis's Foreign Minister Brantz for six days of talks,
Announcer: with the goal of normalizing diplomatic relations between the two countries.
Loid: I'm going to find out...
Yuri: I'm going to find out...
Loid: if this man is going to harm our family or not!
Yuri: if this man is worthy of my sister or not!
Yuri: No, of course he's not worthy.
Loid: Oh, let me take your coat and the things you're carrying.
Yuri: Oh, no, there's no need. Thank you for offering.
Loid: I can prepare something simple for us to eat pretty quickly.
Loid: The two of you can go ahead and relax.
Yuri: Oh, don't mind me.
Yuri: I would never eat something you've made.
Yor: Oh, you look so scary, Yuri.You must be nervous.
Yuri: I-I'm not...
Yuri: Crap. My animosity must've been showing.
Yor: Please, make yourself at home.
Yuri: I could still be worked up from that interrogation earlier.
Yuri: I need to play the part of the studious civil servant in front of my sister!
Yor: I need to play the part of the lovely wife in front of Yuri!
Yor: I could never tell him that I got married so I could continue k*lling!
Yor: Thank you for the flowers, Yuri.
Yuri: Sure... But, Sis...
Yuri: I haven't accepted your marriage yet.
Yuri: Why did you keep this a secret for a year?
Yuri: How am I supposed to accept it if you don't explain?
Loid: A reasonable question.
Loid: Now, then...
Loid: About your brother... Why don't we just go ahead and tell him everything?
Loid: The fact that single women are seen as highly suspicious
Loid: is a very serious issue in our times.
Loid: I'm sure your brother will understand.
Yor: W-We can't!
Yor: My brother can be very, er, sensitive.
Yor: If he found out that I... I got married to someone I wasn't in love with,
Yor: he would probably lose his composure.
Yor: Then we could end up troubling you, Loid...
Yor: And I don't want my brother to have to worry about me over something like this.
Yor: Oh, b-but don't worry! I have the perfect excuse to give him!
flashback Yor: I know more about Yuri than anyone else, so leave this to me!
Loid: I'm counting on you, Yor.
Yuri: Well, Sis? Why didn't you tell me?
Yor: W-Well...
Yor: B-Because I completely forgot!
Yuri: Huh? Okay, uh, I...
Yor: It completely slipped my mind!
Yuri: Actually, when I called you the other day, you told me that you had a partner.
Yuri: You could've at least told me then!
Yor: W-Well...
Yor: I forgot that I had forgotten to tell you about my marriage!
Yuri: Well, if you say so, it must be true! Sorry, Sis.
Loid: He accepted that?!
Narrator: When it concerns his sister, this man's sense of logic goes out the window.
Yuri: Jeez, Sis! You're such a scatterbrain!
Loid: Is this normal for the Briars?
Loid: Sorry to keep you waiting.
Yuri: Tch. How dare you interrupt the fun Sis and I were having?
Yuri: No... If I keep up this nasty attitude, Sis might end up hating me.
Yuri: I need to at least fake—
Yor: Isn't Loid's cooking just so delicious?
Yuri: Hmph! Don't think your cooking is enough to win me over, you villain!
Yuri: Oh, right. I actually brought over some wine.
Yuri: Please, help yourselves.
Loid: How considerate of you.
Yuri: I'll get you drunk and expose you for the filthy villain you are!
Loid: None for you tonight, Yor.
Yor: I know.
Yor: Unfortunately.
Yuri: So where did you two meet?
Loid: At the boutique on rd Street.
Yor: It was so surprising for a man I didn't know to stare at me like that.
Loid: Er, well... She was just so beautiful, you know...
Loid: The way you said that...
Loid: This subject will probably lead to a slip-up. I need to change it.
Loid: After a few dinners, we realized we had a lot in common.
Yuri: When were these dinners? Where? How many times did you go?
Yuri: Which restaurants?
Yuri: How many encounters led to your courtship?
Yuri: What made you decide to marry her?
Loid: Um...
Loid: Why do I feel like I'm being questioned by an officer?
Yuri: How do the two of you address each other?
Loid: Huh? Er, I call her "Yor."
Yuri: "Yor"?!
Yuri: Even I hesitate to use her given name!
Yuri: S-S-S-Sis, you don't happen to call him "Loi Loi" or "Loidy," do you?
Yor: Huh? Um...
Yuri: Loidy!
Yuri: God damn it!
Yor: I-I just... call him Loid!
Narrator: When it concerns his sister, this man's sense of logic... Well, you know the rest.
Loid: Are you all right?
Loid: Here, have some water.
Yuri: What could my sister possibly like about this guy?!
Yuri: Just because he can cook a little, and he's handsome, and tall,
Yuri: and considerate, and a doctor, that's just...
Yuri: That's just...
Yuri: God damn it!
Yor: Yuri, calm down.
Loid: I guess neither Briar holds their liquor well.
Loid: By the way, Yuri, I hear you're a diplomat.
Loid: Divert, divert...
Loid: That's quite the line of work. Yor loves to brag about you all the time.
Yor: Dominic told me the other day that you went all the way to Hugaria recently.
Yuri: Huh? Yeah. I mean, it's just work.
Yuri: But yes. It was a beautiful city.
Yuri: I wish I could've shown you, Sis.
Yuri: There were a lot of cafés, too.
Yuri: There was even an old one that an empress used to frequent...
Loid: You mean in the capital city Obda, right?
Loid: There are several delicious restaurants there.
Loid: I went there when I was a medical student.
Yuri: Oh, really?
Yuri: I went to Kalpatia often.
Yuri: The old man who owns it makes a superb stew.
Loid: I had that, too! Ah...
Loid: So this wine is also from Hugaria. It's excellent.
Loid: This is...
Yuri: Oh, that...
Loid: "I bought it from a shop on Hedger Street."
Yuri: I found it at a little shop on Hedger Street.
Loid: It must've been pricey.
Loid: It's dalc.
Yuri: Oh, no. It was just around dalc.
Loid: I knew it.
Loid: That's plenty fancy. Thank you very much.
Loid: This conversation...
Loid: It's right out of the Ostanian Intelligence Agency's manual for the art of deception.
Loid: It's a conversation template used to fabricate a story about going to another country.
Loid: Meaning this whole story's been a lie.
Loid: Besides, the owner of Kalpatia now has his son running the shop.
Loid: And this wine actually costs dalc now due to a poor harvest.
Loid: You may be able to fool an amateur, but it won't work on me,
Loid: Yuri Briar!
Loid: I had my reservations as soon as I heard you worked for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Loid: That line of work has commonly been an entryway to espionage.
Loid: I had Franky do some digging,
Loid: and there are records showing he worked in that department up until a year ago.
Loid: He must've been scouted by the intelligence agency right before or after that.
Loid: Putting all the pieces together,
Loid: this man works for the domestic counter-intelligence agency
Loid: that is WISE's mortal enemy... the secret police!
Loid: That said, though it may be dangerous,
Loid: as long as he doesn't find out who I really am,
Loid: maintaining this relationship isn't a bad idea.
Loid: If I play my cards right, he could be a powerful source of information
Loid: regarding my enemies.
Loid: I'll get you something in return next time.
Yor: Isn't it wonderful that you have such a lovely older brother now, Yuri?
Loid: He appears to be concealing his identity from Yor, too.
Loid: He may be easier to manipulate than I thought.
Yor: Yuri?
Yuri: I told you I wouldn't accept him, Sis!
Yuri: I'm never going to call him my brother!
Yor: You're being rude, Yuri.
Yuri: Yeah, you're right.
Yuri: I went out into the world, made a name for myself,
Yuri: and I can even buy expensive booze now!
Yuri: But that's all because of my sister!
Yuri: Our parents were gone, and we were poor,
Yuri: so we couldn't even get everything I'd need for studying.
Yuri: But...
Young Yuri: Sis sure is late. She's still at her part-time job?
Young Yor: I'm home, Yuri!
Young Yuri: Uh, Sis?!
Young Yuri: What happened?! You're covered in blood!
Young Yuri: What kind of work were you doing?!
Young Yor: Huh? Oh, I'm totally fine.
flashback Young Yor: This isn't my blood, so...
Young Yor: More importantly, look, Yuri!
Young Yor: Ta-da! It's the encyclopedia set you wanted!
Young Yor: I got paid a lot this time, so I went ahead and bought it!
Young Yuri: Sis...
flashbackYoung Yor: Ta-da! Here are those snacks you wanted, Yuri!
Yor: Sis would always work herself to death for me!
flashbackYoung Yuri: You don't have to work anymore, Sis!
Yuri: So I made up my mind... that I was going to become a proper adult,
Yuri: and be a man who could protect my sister.
Yuri: I'm going to be the one who protects my one and only family member.
Yuri: Can you even imagine
Yuri: how it feels for me to have the most important person in my life
Yuri: just suddenly taken from me by some guy who appeared out of thin air?
Yor: Yuri...
Yuri: Sure, I wanted you to get married someday and find true happiness.
Yuri: But that guy has to be someone who could protect you even better than me!
Yuri: Are you saying you're up to that task,
Yuri: Loidy?!
Loid: Lo—
Yor: I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.
Loid: I...
Loid: I love Yor as much as you do, if not more!
Loid: My daughter loves Yor very much, too.
Yor: Come on... This is just an act to deceive my brother.
Loid: She is already a part of my family.
Loid: Even if spears or meteors rained down from the sky,
Loid: I would risk my life to protect her.
Narrator: This man was a bold liar.
Yuri: Did he say... meteors?!
Yuri: I'm confident that I could protect her from spears, but meteors?!
Yuri: Is he surprisingly powerful? But how would he do that?
Yuri: I-It's easy to claim such things, you liar!
Yuri: Yeah! You have the face of a liar!
Yor: Oh, goodness.
Yor: You're so careless sometimes, Yuri!
Loid internal: I have the face of a liar? Has he seen through me?
Loid: Oh, don't worry about it, Yor. I'll clean it up.
Loid internal: No, that couldn't be.
Yuri: What? You've been married for a year,
Yuri: and that's your reaction when your hands touch?
Yuri: What? Are you actually married?
Loid: Wha—
Loid: Wh-What are you talking about?We're so in love.
Yor: Y-Yes, exactly.
Yuri: A likely story... If you're really married, then prove it to me.
Loid: I mean, we have our marriage license...
Yuri: That's not what I meant!
Yuri: Kiss right here and now.
Yor and Loid: Huh?!
Yuri: Should be easy if you're actually in love.
Yor: Er... But if it's in front of someone...
Yuri: Just once is fine. Then I'll believe you.
Yuri: If you can't, I'm going to city hall to have them revoke your marriage license!
Loid: This is bad. What should I do?
Loid: No, calm down.
Loid: I'm Westalis's greatest spy, Twilight.
Loid: I've had relations with countless women on my missions.
Loid: If a kiss or two will keep my mission safe...
Loid: If that's all it takes...
Yor: What?!
Yor: Loid, wait...
Loid: I'm just going to do what I always do, Yor.
Loid: Come on.
Yor: I mean, we need to so we can keep our fake marriage going, but...
Yor: Wha...
Yor: Wha...
Yor: What?!
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01x08 - The Counter-Secret Police Cover Operation
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Series follows master spy Twilight, who must disguise himself as psychiatrist Loid Forger and build a mock family in order to investigate political leader Donovan Desmond.
Series follows master spy Twilight, who must disguise himself as psychiatrist Loid Forger and build a mock family in order to investigate political leader Donovan Desmond.