"STELLA"
Bondman's Comrade: Impossible... All of our pursuers are...
Bondman: Let's go back to our hideout and regroup.
Bondman: I have a bad feeling about this.
Bondman's Comrade: No way... Bondman, this can't be happening!
Bondman: I can't believe this! Hey, hey! Wake up!
Loid: Hey, Anya.
Anya: Anya is busy right now.
Bondman: This is just awful.
Anya: No! I don't wanna study!
Loid: Now, hold on.
Loid: We made a deal. You agreed to start studying at PM.
Anya: You demon! Papa is a demon!
Loid: Operation Strix, Phase ...
Loid: In order to attend the target's social gathering,
Loid: I need to make sure my daughter Anya becomes an Imperial Scholar.
Loid: For her to achieve that, she will need to get good grades
Loid: and receive Stellas.
PROVERBS
Loid: How many times do I have to tell you?
Loid: That's supposed to be an "E," not an "A."
Yor: B-But, Loid-san, her math score here is pretty good.
Yor: Well done, Anya-san.
Anya: He has two-eighths of his b*ll*ts left!
Loid: Is this because of her cartoon?
Loid: Oh, that's right.
Loid: This proverb is the same one Bondman was saying in episode .
Anya: I forgot...
Loid: Well, remember!
Loid: You know, it's the episode where the guy with the sideburns appeared.
Anya: I just happened to mess up my mind-reading cheat on this test.
Anya: From now on, I'm gonna spend a lot of time
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Anya: trying to figure out which classmate is good at what subject.
Anya: And then I will definitely get perfect scores,
Anya: no problem.
Anya: I tried sounding like Papa.
Loid: It would be easy to make her every score an A+ by using backdoor methods.
Loid: But if she suddenly scores that high,
Loid: the school and those around her will become suspicious.
Loid: In order to make this all seem as natural as possible,
Loid: I need to nurture her basic knowledge.
Loid: If she ends up being shunned by her classmates, it may affect her life at school.
Loid: I can't have her not wanting to go to school.
Anya: If I read everyone's minds to get s, they'll all hate me?
Adult A: Hey, how do you even know that?
Adult B: You creepy little witch!
Loid: I guess forcing her to study too much might be a bit rough on her.
Loid: If her motivation remains low, her concentration won't improve,
Loid: so she'll have a lesser chance of learning.
Loid: A change of pace is also important.
Loid: There are ways of earning Stella besides academics.
Loid: Right, then.
Loid: Why don't we take a break from studying and draw?
Loid: For example, art.
Loid: Hey, that looks really cool!
Loid: Is it a cheetah? No, wait...
Loid: I bet it's a panda!
Anya: It's a moo cow. The one that was at school.
Loid: For example, music!
Loid: This is a violin for children.
Loid: There's always sports!
Anya: Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Loid: Come on, don't cry.
Loid: Stay calm, Twilight.
Loid: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Loid: She's still in first grade.
Loid: I need to figure out what she has a talent for and help her excel in it.
Yor: Why don't we do some jump rope?
Yor: It's a lot of fun.
Loid: Right. Don't panic.
Loid: It's not like Desmond is immediately going to make his move.
Loid: It takes an incredible amount of time to begin a w*r.
Loid: But...
Handler: HQ was estimating that she'd be able to receive eight Stella in about four months.
Loid: Do we actually have that much time?
Anya: Papa...
Anya: Anya will do her best.
Anya: Now untie me.
Loid: Uh, right.
Loid: Anya.
Loid: Why don't we go out tomorrow?
Anya: An ooting?
Loid: Academics, the arts, sports...
Loid: But there is actually one other way to earn Stella.
Loid: Community service.
Head Nurse: Thank you so much for agreeing to volunteer at our hospital today.
Head Nurse: I will now go over the duties we'll be asking you to perform.
Head nurse: We will have you split up into your families to perform your duties.
Loid: In the past, there have been many cases where students
Loid: did long-term volunteer work to earn their Stella.
Loid: Rescuing others or helping apprehend criminals
Loid: were also methods a few used to earn Stella, but rare.
Loid: We could use more personnel from HQ to act out these scenarios,
Loid: but considering the risks that could entail, we won't be able to easily pull that off.
Head nurse: That is what we will be expecting from all of you.
Loid: Even if she isn't immediately able to receive any Stella,
Loid: it would be beneficial to Anya to learn the importance of community service.
Head nurse: Now, if I can have the Forgers clean this dressing room.
Anya: There's a pool!
Loid: Yes, for physical therapy.
Head nurse: Maybe cleaning was a bit difficult for you.
Head nurse: Then let's have you organize books in the library.
Nurse A: Excuse me, sir, could you do something about... that?
Nurse A: Could you go work somewhere else?
Anya: Anya is bored with chores.
Anya: I wanna do the job where I give the doctors their scalpels.
Loid: Huh?
Anya: I'mma go to the operating room!
Loid: Hey! Stop that! Come back here!
Head nurse: We've had enough of your "help"! Please leave!
Anya: Papa, I'm sorry.
Loid: Don't worry about it. Everyone fails sometimes.
Loid: But what do we do if our chances of earning Stella through community service also dry up?
Ken: Hey, is physical therapy hard?
Female swim instructor: It is,
Female swim instructor: but you need to work hard so that you can run again.
Ken: Man...
Male swim instructor: Three more minutes.
Ken: Hey, is the water in the pool cold?
Female swim instructor: Don't worry about that. Go on, get changed.
Female swim instructor: I'll go get changed, too.
Male swim instructor: All right, one, two. One, two. One, two.
Ken: I wonder if that's the adult pool...
Male swim instructor: Focus on your toes.
Male swim instructor: One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
Ken: Man... it really is kinda cold.
Male swim instructor: You're almost there! One, two. One, two.
Female swim instructor: Ken?
Female swim instructor: Huh? Is he still changing?
Loid: Hmm... I might have to ask HQ to reconsider our game plan.
Ken: C-Can't... breathe...
Ken: My legs... won't move...
Anya: The pool!
Anya: Papa!
Loid: What is it? You just went to the bathroom, didn't you?
Anya: Someone's drowning in the pool!
Loid: What?! How do you know that?
Loid: Exactly who are you?!
Ken: Help me... Help me...
Anya: Papa...
Anya: Anya is terrible at volunteering.
Anya: So I...
Anya: I'm gonna become a pro swimmer and get stars,
Anya: so I'm gonna go practice in the pool!
Loid: What?! Come back here! That's not a public pool!
Female swim instructor: Ken!
Female swim instructor: He must've snuck out.
Female swim instructor: Hey!
Female swim instructor: Where are your parents?
Anya: Wow! The pool! How fun!
Patient A: What's that about?
Anya: Where is the drowning person?
Ken: I'm...
Ken: I'm... gonna die...
Female swim instructor: What are you doing, little girl?!
Anya: Anya... can't... anymore...
Loid: Hey, are you two all right?
Female swim instructor: Ken!
Anya: Papa...
Female swim instructor: Someone get a doctor!
Anya: I tried to swim and found this boy sinking.
Female swim instructor: Ken!
Female swim instructor: Are you all right?
Female swim instructor: Ken!
Loid: Calm down, miss.
Male swim instructor: Is everything okay?
Female swim instructor: Ken! Ken!
Patient A: But there were so many people around.
Patient B: Did you hear anything?
Female swim instructor: I'm so sorry! I had no idea you were drowning!
Loid: It was a drowning response.
Loid: Children tend to drown more quietly than you would expect.
Loid: Many die because no one notices they're drowning.
Loid: Please make sure you keep your eye on him.
Loid: And good job for noticing.
Anya: I saw bubbles.
Loid: And you should be careful, too.
Female swim instructor: Thank you! Thank you!
Patient B: Well done, little girl!
Instructor: First-year student from the Cecile Dorm, Anya Forger,
Instructor: has earned a Stella for rescuing a boy.
Becky: You're amazing, Anya!
Becky: You're the first of the first graders to get one!
Becky: I'm so proud of you for some reason.
Henry: Ultra-amazingly elegant, Miss Forger.
Becky: Well done, Anya!
Damian: She b*at me.
Yor: You're amazing, Miss Anya! Truly amazing!
Yor: I'm so happy for you!
Loid: She unexpectedly earned a Stella.
Loid: An excellent result,
Loid: but how do I describe this?
Loid: It's similar to how I feel when I've thwarted a t*rror1st att*ck.
Loid: I'm so proud of her.
Loid: Well done.
Anya: Anya's powers actually helped someone?
Anya: Eheh!
Yor: All right, then. I'm going to make you a feast today.
Anya: Anya wants Papa to cook.
Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: Everyone's respect: +
Yor: Shock!
Handler: I heard that your daughter earned a Stella, Agent Twilight.
Loid: Yes, Handler. She somehow managed it.
Handler: Couldn't we set things up with other agents
Handler: to fake whatever you need to get the other Stella?
Loid: People would get suspicious.
Loid: More importantly, we can't take risks that could potentially
Loid: expose the identities of other agents or get them arrested.
Handler: Yes, you've got a point.
Loid: Is HQ panicking a bit?
Handler: No.
Handler: But there are numerous businesses surrounding Desmond
Handler: that seem to be engaging in shady financial dealings lately.
Handler: We can't be too laid back in this situation.
Handler: Try to make contact with Desmond immediately.
Handler: Give your daughter some candy or something to get her motivated.
Girl student A: Morning!
Girl student B: Did you see that thing yesterday?
Boy student A: I forgot my homework!
Anya: Heh.
Boy student A: Hey, is that her? The girl from Class that suddenly got a Stella?
Boy student B: Apparently it's a new record.
Girl student A: I heard she rescued someone.
Anya: This star is just so brilliant that I stand out now.
Boy student A: Really?
Anya: Heh.
Becky: Good morning, Anya!
Anya: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Anya: Call me "Starlight Anya."
Becky: Uh... Sure.
Becky: You're totally like a celebrity now.
Becky: Everyone looks up to you.
Becky: You might even make a hundred friends!
Anya as Damian: Bam!
Anya as Damian: I totally see you in a new light, Miss Anya! Be my friend!
Anya as Damian: You should totally come over to my place with your dad!
Anya as Loid: Bam!
Anya as Loid: Well done, Anya! The mission is now a success!
Narrator: And so the world was at peace.
Damian: Don't get a big head.
Becky: What's their problem? Ugh! They make me so mad!
Anya: That didn't go as planned. The world is in peril.
Becky: Let's go, Anya.
Becky: Let's go, Starlight Anya.
Anya: Yup.
Becky: Ugh, what a pain.
Boy student C: Ha. That's hilarious.
Boy student D: Who does she think she is?
Boy student D: She keeps showing off her stupid badge.
Boy student C: Who actually comes to school wearing it?
Girl student C: Who would believe such a violent girl actually rescued someone?
Girl student D: They say she saved a kid from drowning,
Girl student D: but she probably kicked him in and let him sink herself.
Girl student C: Oh, I could totally see that!
Girl student D: What if she actually paid the school a bunch of money for her Stella?
Girl student E: What? She doesn't look {/i}that{/i} rich to me.
Anya: Shock...
Becky: Don't even worry about it. They're all just jealous.
Girl student F: Hey, Damian. Wouldn't you agree?
Girl student G: She totally cheated, didn't she?
Damian: Do you really think we go to some third-rate school
Damian: that would hand out Stella by mistake?Or because someone was being underhanded?
Damian: Is that what you think?
Girl student F: Uh, no...
Damian: If you've got a problem with our school,
Damian: why don't you take the transfer exam for another one?
Ewen: He's so manly at times like this.
Emile: Gosh, he's cool.
Damian: The fact that she didn't cheat is why I'm so mad that this little shrimp got ahead of me.
Becky: Maybe he's more earnest than he looks.
Instructor: Let's begin class.
Becky: By the way,
Becky: have you decided what your reward's going to be,
Becky: An—Starlight Anya?
Anya: Reward?
Becky: Of course! Whenever you work really hard on tests or contests,
Becky: you're supposed to get a reward.
Anya: You mean I can get peanuts?
Becky: Come on, you should ask for something way more expensive.
Becky: After the test we had the other day,
Becky: I got them to buy me a cute little dress and a tiara!
Becky: But I mean...
Becky: I guess they haven't given me that much.
Anya: Is your family part of a secret organization that pulls the world's strings?
Becky: What are you talking about? They run a perfectly legitimate company.
Anya: Then Anya wants a castle.
Becky: That might be asking for too much.
Becky: Where would you even put it?
Anya: Then...
Anya: A year's worth of peanuts?
Becky: That shouldn't be a problem at all, but is that really what you want?
Anya: Rewards are difficult.
Becky: Well... I think the reward that made me the happiest is my little Wiesel.
Becky: Oh, that's my puppy! It's the cutest!
Becky: Come here, Weezy!
Anya: Mister Dog?
Anya: Do you have a dog, too, Second Son?
Damian: Huh? A dog?
Becky: What are you asking that jerk for?
Damian: Max!
Damian: Who cares?
Damian: Don't talk to me!
Anya: Anya has a doggy now, too.
Anya as Damian: All right! Let's see who's cuter, yours or my Max!
Anya as Damian: Bring it over to my place! And your dad, too!
Anya as Donovan: Well, hello, Mr. Forger.
Anya as Loid: Let's stop this w*r, Mr. Desmond.
Narrator: And so the world was at peace.
Anya: Heh.
Loid: You want a dog... as a reward?
Anya: Mm-hm.
Anya: Having a dog will bring peace.
Loid: Peace? Like peace of mind?
Loid: Hmm... Well, I was thinking of buying you something.
Yor: Miss Anya...
Yor: Taking care of a living creature requires a lot of work.
Yor: It is a very big responsibility!
Anya: Responsibility...
Loid: A dog, huh? Yeah...
Loid: Let's discuss this a bit further.
Yor: Loid...
Anya: Papa!
Loid: A properly trained dog may prove useful in securing this house.
Yor: Dogs are so violent, though.
Yor: I'm so terribly worried that one might rip Miss Anya to shreds.
Anya: Anya would like a cute puppy, please, Papa.
Anya: A tiny one.
Loid: Huh? Sure, all right.
Loid: Ah, well. I'm sure we can find a small dog that's still capable.
Loid: I'll see if HQ can get us one later.
Loid: All right. Why don't we go to a pet shop this weekend?
Smuggler A: We get a buyer yet?
Smuggler B: Things are pretty tough right now.
Smuggler B: We got some punks who think they're revolutionaries.
Smuggler A: What, they gonna use 'em as b*mb dogs?
Smuggler A: These little guys sure have it rough,
Smuggler A: getting tinkered with just so they can end up as toys for some humans.
Smuggler B: Shut up! If you want food, quit yer yappin'!
Smuggler A: They sure don't look that smart.
Smuggler A: Do Numbers Three and Five look weaker to you?
Smuggler B: Hell if I know. Who cares?
Smuggler A: God, it always reeks in here.
Smuggler B: Yeah, let's get the hell outta here.
Anya: Anya wants this one...
Anya: Or this one!
Yor: Oh, thank goodness. They look very weak.
PENGUIN PARK
01x11 - Stella
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Series follows master spy Twilight, who must disguise himself as psychiatrist Loid Forger and build a mock family in order to investigate political leader Donovan Desmond.
Series follows master spy Twilight, who must disguise himself as psychiatrist Loid Forger and build a mock family in order to investigate political leader Donovan Desmond.