05x39 - People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad

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After getting drunk at the year-end party, Gintoki discovers that he passed the critical point with six people in one night!!

Zenzo suggests that Gintoki live with all of them at the same time. Can Gintoki take responsibility for his actions? Does he even want to?!

People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad

Zen What's with the look on your face?

Zen You can't handle taking responsibility for all six of them?

Madao What does he mean, all six of them?!

Gin Each of them is the equivalent of a thousand idiots.

Gin How do you expect me to handle that?

Zen You don't get to complain after having your way with all of them in one night.

Madao What does he mean, all of them?!

Madao Hey! You were just toying with me?!

Zen The women are certainly fired up.

Zen They're damn tough.

Zen Once they've made a decision, they'll follow it through.

Zen Why not make all six of them happy?

Gin That's not possible!

Gin I should apologize before this gets any uglier.

Zen Then tell them everything.

Zen Unload the burden and set yourself free,

Zen and leave the women to taste hell.

Sa Oh? Fancy meeting you here.

Otae What are you doing here, Sarutobi-san?

Gin O-Over there!

Gin M-My worst fears have been realized!

Gin The women have bumped into one another!

Sa Oh? You want to know?

Sa I'm living happily with my darling in this apartment.

Gin Hey! Don't say another word!

Otae Congratulations.

Otae Is your darling a figment of your imagination? CG?

Sa How rude! He's not two dimensional!

Otae Oh, so those are D glasses.

Otae What a coincidence.

Otae I'm also living with someone special now.

Gin Huh?

Sa You must be joking!

Sa A crude girl like you is living with a man?!

Sa Who is it?

Otae That's a secret.

Otae He told me not to tell anyone.

Sa M-My darling also told me not to tell anyone!

Sa He used his lips to seal mine!

Gin Don't lie!

Gin Why are you competing with each other?!

Kyu I see. So Tae-chan has found a special someone.

Otae Kyu-chan.

Kyu That settles it then.

Kyu I'll face reality and live happily as a woman.

Kyu With him.

Sa Kyubei-san, don't tell me that you've also found someone?!

Otae R-Really, Kyu-chan?

Otae Wh-Who is he?

Sa I can't tell you...

Gin Hey! This is about to get really nasty!

Sa Stop playing coy and tell us who it is!

Sa It's probably some ugly pig!

Otae That's right. I need to say hello to your boyfriend!

Kyu When the time comes, we'll visit you and Polygonzo.

Sa What's that supposed to mean?!

Sa Just tell us now!

Tsu Enough of this foolishness.

Tsu An outsider shouldn't pry into someone's private affairs.

Tsu Leave her be.

Sa Well, well, you look so lovely in that apron.

Sa Don't worry. Nobody's interested in you.

Sa But if you want to know who my darling is, I might tell you!

Tsu Have fun with Pixelmon.

Sa Stop lowering the quality!

S Enough already.

S Just so you know, my darling is super hot!

S I guarantee that he'll blow your boyfriends out of the water!

Gin Stop it! Not another word!

Otae Of course, since he's CG.

Otae My boyfriend looks kind of dumb, but he's a venture entrepreneur.

Otae We live in this worn down apartment right now,

Otae but eventually he'll help turn our dojo into a palace where we can live.

Kodokan Dojo

Gin Venture entrepreneur?!

Gin I never promised anything!

Kyu Tae-chan, a man needs more than money to protect his family.

Kyu My boyfriend doesn't have much income, but he's a strong fighter.

Kyu I believe that he's one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea.

Gin The hell I am!

Gin Why do they have to compete?!

Tsu Foolishness.

Tsu The only thing that matters is that you believe he's the best.

Tsu Well, I don't particularly feel that my boyfriend is that special.

Tsu But he was popular with the Yoshiwara courtesans.

Tsu And he defeated the villain of Yoshiwara all by himself.

Gin So you're still going to join in?!

Sa You're also bragging about your man, Tsu-ki!

Otae Well, my boyfriend would have no trouble defeating the villain of Yoshiwara.

Otae And my boyfriend is also one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea.

Sa Y-You too?

Sa What a coincidence! My darling is also one of the Seven Warlords!

Tsu What a small world.

Tsu Four of the Seven Warlords live in this apartment.

Gin Over half of the Warlords are me!

Otose Hmph, you girls are so blabby.

Otose If you've been left here alone on a Sunday,

it's obvious that he doesn't love you.

Otae Otose-san! Are you the same?

Sa How rude! We're just role playing!

Sa Besides, you're in the same position.

Otose Hmph, we've been together for a long time.

Otose We're past the stage of going on dates.

Otose But since tomorrow is the th,

Otose he mentioned that we might go out, since he's one of the Seven Warlords.

Otose I believe.

Gin Gran! You're joining in?!

Otae Oh, you're also going on a Seven w*rlord date?

Otae So am I!

Sa Oh, I believe my darling mentioned something about that!

Kyu Hey, enough of this.

Kyu I was the first one to bring up the Seven Warlords.

Tsu R-Really?

Tsu So we'll all be going on dates tomorrow?

Tsu Maybe we'll run into each other somewhere.

Gin Why are you deciding my schedule for me?!

Gin The hell is a Seven w*rlord date?!

Gin There's only one w*rlord here!

Gin There's only Whitehair Gintoki!

Otae It all happened so suddenly.

Otae So we haven't been on a real date yet.

Gin I'm busy tomorrow...

Sa The neighbor said her boyfriend

is taking off work to go out with her.

Gin Th-That has nothing to do with us.

Gin If that's what you want, you can marry the boyfriend next door.

Tojo Fine! Then I'll leave!

Tojo But that means you have to take the princess on a date on the th!

Gin Uh, you were still here?

Gin Fine, how about the th?

Gin One day shouldn't make that much of a difference.

Tsu I want to go on the th.

Gin Why does it have to be on the th?

Otose Well, I was told that I don't have long to live.

Otose By the th, I'll be...

Gin Don't lie to me, you old hag!

Otae Anyway, I want to go on the th.

Gin Can you tell me why?

Otae Oh, sorry. My hand slipped.

Gin Why won't the th work?

Gin Oh, my hand slipped.

Greater Edo Planetarium

Zen Ten minutes until you're supposed to meet them.

Zen Are you ready?

Gin Yeah, tell Shinpachi and Kagura to take care of themselves.

Zen Don't worry. You can make this work.

Gin Unfortunately, I only have one body.

Gin I can't go on a date with five people at the same time.

Zen Hey, who do you think I am?

Zen I once led the Oniwabanshu.

Gin Are you going to teach me the Clone Technique?

Zen Five is pretty difficult, so we'll start with two.

Gin Wait, are you serious?

Gin That's not possible.

Zen Just close your eyes.

Zen Envision what I'm about to tell you.

Zen Picture Pi-ko in your mind as accurately as you can.

Gin Huh? Pi-ko? Why?

Zen Silence!

Zen Next, picture another Pi-ko next to the first one.

Gin That's difficult! And why are you talking like Pi-ko?!

Gin Hey, I ended up with Osugi!

Zen That will work!

Zen You have two clones now.

Gin They're not clones! Not my clones, at least!

Zen Silence!

Zen Now picture another Pi-ko and Osugi next to them.

Zen Yes, you're doing very well!

Gin Hold on!

Gin I got Chris Matsumura now!

Gin You screwed me up with your gay talk!

Zen Oh, dear.

Zen Then switch the Pi-ko on the right to Chris Matsumura.

Zen That will change the two Osugis in the middle into Chris Matsumuras.

Gin Is this supposed to be Othello?!

Zen Just do it, you horse's ass!

Gin You called me a horse's ass and I ended up with a horse!

Gin Why does it still count as Chris Matsumura?!

Zen That's because you think of Chris Matsumura as a horse!

Gin Don't be stupid! Apologize to me and Chris!

Zen Whatever!

Zen Chris and the horse are practically clones!

Gin The hell they are!

Gin I'm going to start over!

Gin This is even worse!

Gin It's like the evolution chart for Chris!

Gin I'm sorry!

Zen And we're done. That's enough.

Zen Open your eyes.

Zen You should be surprised.

Gin Oh, yeah! I'm damn surprised!

Gin Hey, are you trying to play with me?

Gin You're just entertaining yourself!

Zen Just a little joke.

Zen They're wearing masks.

Zen Take them off.

Zen I'm not going to ruin the romance in the air.

Gin They're inflated with air!

Gin Clone Technique my ass!

Zen I'm not as good as Jiraiya, but I can control these with my strings.

Zen That way, I can use this to help cover your ass.

Gin How is that going to help?!

Otae Gin-san!

Gin Shit!

Otae Sorry I'm late!

Gin H-Hey, don't say my name in such a loud voice.

Gin What if there's someone who knows me?

Otae Yes, yes. I'm sorry.

Otae You're so shy.

Sa Darling! Sorry!

Sa Did you wait long?

Sa Oh, were you that lonely? You're such a baby!

Tojo Master Gintoki!

Tojo There he is, Princess.

Kyu Sorry about being late.

Kyu I was choosing what to wear.

Tojo What are you doing, Princess?

Tojo Over here.

Kyu I'm sorry.

Kyu I see that you also dressed up.

Kyu I almost didn't recognize you.

Tojo Indeed. He's like a completely different person!

Tojo Sorry about grabbing the wrong person.

Tsuku Sorry, but I'm looking for this man.

N The stars we gaze at are actually tens of thousands of light-years away.

Zen Anyway, this should keep you safe for now.

Zen We just have to make sure that they don't notice one another.

Zen But we shouldn't need to worry about that when it's so dark.

Zen I'm going to the restroom real quick, so take over these strings for me.

Gin Huh?

Gin I don't know how to use those.

Zen I've been sitting this whole time and my ass is hurting.

Zen This is Unit . This is Unit . This is Unit and Unit .

Gin Huh? What?

Gin What? Repeat that again.

Zen You can use this to hear what they're saying and you can also speak through it.

Zen Use the switch to change between...

Ah, can't hold it in anymore.

Gin Wait, hold on!

Gin I don't know which one is Unit and which one is Unit !

Kyu Gintoki.

Kyu Am I boring you?

Gin This is bad!

Gin She's getting suspicious because I haven't said anything.

Gin How do I talk into this?

Gin Uh...

Gin What is this?!

Gin There are lines programmed into those things?

Gin I have to choose one of them?

) Do you have any Preparation H?

) Are there any shower toilets here?

) That's a toilet with a shower.

) No, that's not an a**l fissure. Those are hemorrhoids.

) No, those aren't hemorrhoids. That's Chris.

Gin And these lines are horrible!

Gin They all have to do with hemorrhoids!

Gin I have no idea when line would ever come into play!

Kyu I see. Sorry to bother you with such a foolish question.

Gin Damn, I need to hurry up!

) I was comparing your beauty to that of the North Star. But your...

Gin There's a good line!

Gin A cheesy one that's perfect for this situation!

Gin I was comparing your beauty to that of the North Star.

Gin But your hemorrhoids are bigger.

But your hemorrhoids are bigger.

Gin Th-There was a nasty bugger tacked on the end!

Gin Why did that rotten ninja even include these lines?!

Gin What do hemorrhoids have to do with the North Star?!

Tojo Master Gintoki! What do you mean?!

Gin Now I've got someone else on me!

Tojo Do you mean to say that the princess has hemorrhoids?!

Tojo And you've seen them before?!

Kyu N-No! I don't have any!

Gin Shit! Hurry! Cover my ass!

Gin Ah, wrong one!

Gin No, those aren't hemorrhoids. That's Chris.

Gin The line had a use!

A Hey, what's that silhouette?

A It's flying?

Otae What's that?

Otae Huh?

Otae Isn't that Gin-san?

A Hey, it disappeared.

A Where did it go?

B Maybe it's a constellation?

Gin That's a toilet with a shower.

A Oh, a toilet.

A Didn't know there was a toilet constellation.

Gin Unit ! Pull yourself together!

Gin Hey, Unit !

Gin Hold on, I'll give you mouth-to-nozzle!

Gin Come back to us, Unit !

Tojo Princess! Master Gintoki has vanished!

Kyu Oh, no. I kicked him too hard.

Kyu Hey, Gintoki!

Kyu Are you okay?!

Gin Guess I'll ditch the sleeping old hag and go for a recovery.

Sa Why are the people in the center making so much noise?

Sa I should go warn them.

Gin Sh-Shit! They're going to bump into each other!

Gin I believe that this string controls Unit !

Sa You don't want me to go?

Sa Are you lonely without me, Darling?

Sa Don't worry! I won't go anywhere!

Sa I'll always be here for you!

Gin I-I'm saved...

Gin I don't understand what happened,

but apparently I made the doll grab her hand.

Otae Um, Gin-san?

Otae That's my juice...

Gin Huh?

Gin I also made Unit grab something?

Gin Er, don't tell me...

Tsu H-Hey, what do you think you're doing in this public place?

Gin Hey! Unit is grabbing something!

Gin What is he grabbing?!

Gin He was grabbing someone's thing!

Gin Wait, Unit !

Gin That's the wrong side!

Gin Don't pull that out!

Gin I've figured it out!

Gin Their movements are linked!

Gin These clones are so hard to use!

Tsuku Honestly, young people these days are hopeless.

Gin Fortunately, the darkness is giving me cover,

Gin but Tsukuyo is going to notice sooner or later!

Sa Here you go, Darling. Ah!

Sa Eat this. Ah!

Gin I don't have time to deal with you!

Gin The guy next to Unit is...

Gin Damn it!

Gin How do I open my mouth?!

Gin Which string is it?! This one?!

Otae What brought that on?

Otae Are you nervous?

Otae It's so strange.

Otae We didn't used to have any issues when we were alone together.

Otae Now I get so nervous whenever I'm with you.

Otae Gin-san, are you also...

Otae Gin-san?

Otae W-Wait a second!

Otae W-We can't do that here!

Otae G-Gin-san!

Gin At the worst possible time!

Gin I-It's okay!

Gin It might look like a kiss!

Gin A very wild kind of kiss!

Gin The hell did you open your mouth for?!

Sa Here you are.

Sa Next, you should feed me.

Sa Ah!

Gin Shut the hell up!

Gin Don't make any more trouble for me!

Sa Hurry, Darling!

Gin Damn, I have to feed her?

Gin How?

Gin What did you feed him?!

Otae Don't get too friendly now!

Gin That one's about to be eaten alive.

Gin That girl is more like Unit than my Unit !

Gin Damn, that means Unit and Unit will both be out of action.

Gin If I lose any more dolls, I won't be able to cover my ass!

Gin Go back, Unit !

Gin Go back to your seat!

Tsu Could you stop this?

Tsu Can't you do that somewhere else?

Tsu Well, Gintoki?

Gin Damn, she's going to find out!Go back to your seat!

Gin Whew, barely made it...

Sa Ah! Someone help!

C What?! What happened?!

Sa My darling jumped into the vent!

Gin What?!

Gin Unit also took a dive?!

C Oh, no! He's leaking gas from his ass!

Sa Hold on, Darling!

Sa I'll give you mouth-to-crotch!

Gin Unit is down!

Gin Only Unit is left!

A Now it's your turn to take that business somewhere else.

A Like Yoshiwara?

A Hey, what's that?

B What constellation is that?

Gin Th-They've been wiped out!

Gin There was no chance that they could handle those women!

Gin I'm going to end up like these dolls!

Gin Run!

Gin Run somewhere far away from this place and everyone here!

Gin That's the only way I can survive!

Otose Huh? Where are you going, Gintoki?

Zenzo Hey, I've been looking for you.

Gin That was a long dump.

Zen Yeah, I ran out of Preparation H.

Zen Is it all over?

Zen I see. Well, you should be glad you're still alive.

Zenzo Drink.

Zenzo Drink and forget all the bad stuff.

Gin I won't be able to forget this.

Zenzo It must have been really bad.

Gin They were going to tear my six-timing balls into six balls

Gin and scatter them around the world so I would have to look for them.

Gin So first, they strung me up here.

Gin Then they went back for tools.

Gin But they haven't come back.

Zenzo Well, I'm guessing that they don't want to see your face again.

Zenzo Still, I can't believe you survived for two weeks out here.

Gin On the morning of the third day,

there was an unidentified substance hidden near me.

Gin On the fourth day, there was a hot pot.

Gin On the fifth day, it was curry.

Gin On the sixth and seventh days,

there were familiar items lying around.

Gin I could drink an ocean and not forget that taste.

Gin I can't let myself forget.

Gin I was so worried about myself,

Gin that I never thought about them.

Gin But they still show kindness to the man who tricked them.

Gin What can I do for them?

Zenzo There's nothing left.

Zenzo You quit drinking, right?

Gin If that's what it takes, I'll never drink another drop.

Gin But that won't be enough...

Zenzo It will.

Zenzo Look at the bowl.

You've been punked!!

Zenzo You just promised to quit drinking, right?

Zenzo You just promised to quit drinking, right?

Shin Stop! You're k*lling me!

Shin Turn off the TV! No more!

Shin That face is priceless!

Otose Man, I can't believe you tricked him into promising to quit drinking!

Kyu But we may have gone too far.

Kyu It's good that he quit drinking,

Kyu but he actually thought that we slept together?

Otose He wasn't entirely innocent.

Otose Did you forget what happened during the party?

Otose He kept pestering us to drink more,

Otose and we had to pay for the repairs when he wrecked the bar.

Tsu Yes, there is good drink and bad drink.

Tsu He would be a bad drinker.

Sa You're in no position to talk!

Sa And you helped him wreck the bar!

Sa Well, normally, I would refuse to trick Gin-san,

Sa but since I got to live with him, I'm okay with it.

Sugar Content

Sa Since I helped, make me a copy

of the part where Gin-san and I are living together.

Tojo Then make me a copy of the part

where the lady is wearing nothing but an apron.

Kyu That never happened.

Otose I can't do that.

Otose We have to hold onto this tape and show it to him

whenever he feels like drinking.

Zen Hey, Gran.

Zen I'm the one who taped the whole thing.

Zen You should give me something for my trouble.

Zen Right.

Zen Let me see that look on his face again.

Odd Jobs Gin-chanSnack Otose

Shin What? Haven't you had enough?

Shin How many times have we watched this?

Shin I'm getting tired of...

A Yo, Gin-san.

A Want a drink?

B Odd Jobs, we have a new cutie.

B Stop by for a drink.

B What's wrong, big guy?

B Did you quit drinking?

B There must be a storm coming!

Madao Hey, there.

Madao How about a drink to help you forget all the bad stuff?

Gin I have nothing I want to forget.

Gin I won't forget your faces until I've gotten my revenge.

Gin Why are you the only one here?

Madao Because I want to forget.

Gin You're the ones who bent me over and forced me to quit drinking.

Madao Gin-san.

Madao I never did that.

Madao You're the one

Madao who bent me over.

Gin Pops!

Gin Give me the strongest liquor you got!

Next Episode

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Gin Next time

On Screen ,Next Episode

Both Yay!

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Gin In capital letters, okay?

On Screen ,Next Episode

Both Yes!

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Gin Attention, all humans!

On Screen ,Next Episode

Both Thank you very much!

On Screen ,Next Episode

Gin Male escorts!

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All Just do it!

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In order to save Kyoshiro, the Odd Jobs members become male escorts again!!

So the Gintama anime will be back again next year. Just do it!! (Echo)