Two Brothers
Ana: You have hours until the beam cannon fires.
Ana: If your decision comes too late,
Ana: tomorrow will be remembered in the history of space as
Ana: the day the star wars began, a day that will live in infamy.
Ana: And the first act of w*r will be to reduce Earth, the catalyst, to space dust.
Ana: It would be unwise to attempt to search this large planet for our present.
Ana: There is an emergency defense system built into it.
Ana: If you try anything funny, this planet will be destroyed
before the beam cannon ever fires.
Gin: Did that guy come back to destroy his home?
Gen: As a planet, Beam and its population are basically one big weapons manufacturer.
Gen: But as a nation, they're too smart to butt into interstellar politics.
Gen: However, there's a group called the Firestarters who pulls strings to start wars.
Gen: The Galaxy Sword Master has made his name through
his exploits in those wars.
Gen: But if he is, in truth, a fictitious hero
whose purpose is to start those wars...
Shin: Hajime-nii!
Shin: Whew, you're awake!
Shin: Are you okay?
Shin: Hajime-nii...
Obi: Oh, Shin-bo.
Obi: As you can see, I'm doing fine!
Obi: Man, it's such a lovely morning!
Obi: Edo mornings are so beautiful.
Obi: How about it?
Let's go for a jog like we used to.
Shin: Sure.
Obi: He probably doesn't realize that he's being used.
Gin: How do we stop the mechanical half of his body?
Gin: Spit it out.
It's not something Shinpachi or Otae can handle.
Hiji: Okay, we will now chase down the interstellar wave beam cannon.
Hiji: Grab every person who looks suspicious.
Oki: Hijikata-san, what would be a suspicious person?
Hiji: Someone who looks like he might sh**t out beams.
Oki: Hey, this guy's sh**ting idiot beams from his head.
Oki: Throw him in the slammer.
Hiji: Let me go!
Hiji: Want me to m*rder you guys?!
Hiji: Hey, Kondo-san! Say something!
Hiji: Hey, stop this!
Kondo: Someone who looks like he might sh**t out beams...
A: This is the worst threat the nation has faced since
the founding of the Tokugawa Bakufu!
A: The Yagyu must step up to score points with the Shogun!
A: Scratch that.
A: Step up to protect Edo!
A: More paper money!
A: Complete our celebrity blockade!
A: Hey, who included Takagi Boo with the celebrities?!
B: Didn't you say to use a Drifters blockade?
A: No, I said to use a celebrity blockade, Father!
B: Oh, then I should look for women who are easy.
A: No, that would be a **** blockade!
Kyu: Could it be...?
Kag: Hey, is this good enough?
Kag: I don't know since I've never done this before.
Obi: Temperature's perfect!
Obi: Thank you very hamnida!
Obi: Care to join me?!
Kag: Want me to k*ll you, Pervy Sword Master?!
Obi: A bath really hits the spot after some sparring.
Obi: Right, Shin-bo?
Shin: Are you trying to k*ll me?!
Obi: You need to scorch your delicate spots to make them squeaky clean!
Shin: What kind of gunk did you pick up out in space?!
Gin: Still, where is he hiding the beam cannon?
Gin: All I can see is a little p*stol.
Gen: Listen to me, Gin-guy.
Gen: If you s*ab him with this blade I've rigged with a disruption device,
it will delay the activation of the emergency defense system.
Gen: That will be your chance to destroy
the mechanical half of his body and fully disable him.
Gin: What will happen to the human side of his body?
Gen: I already gave you an explanation.
Gen: That machine is keeping him alive right now.
Gen: If the machine is disabled, the human half of his body will go back to being dead.
Otae: What are you doing here?
Otae: Why are you carrying that w*apon, Gin-san?
Gin: You know the answer.
I'm here to cut down your first love.
Otae: You're not trying to hide it.
Gin: Half-assed lies don't work on women.
Gin: Your eyes are puffy.
Gin: That's what you get for eavesdropping.
Obi: You used to be so weak.
Obi: I could barely feel you scrubbing my back.
Obi: You've really grown up.
Obi: Though you haven't changed down there.
Shin: You're one to talk!
Shin: You're still out of my reach.
Shin: I'll never be able to catch up to you.
Obi: Shin-bo, you're already stronger than me.
Obi: All I got for leaving Earth
was this beat-up body and the hollow title of Sword Master.
Obi: After returning to Edo and seeing you guys, I realized something.
Obi: If you can't find something close to protect,
Obi: you can wander the entire universe
Obi: and never achieve true strength.
Obi: I should have returned sooner to the country of the samurai.
Shin: Why does it sound like you've given up?
Shin: We can work together to find the answer.
Shin: We can work together to become strong.
Shin: So don't say that.
Shin: Our Hajime-nii would never look so defeated!
Obi: Shin-bo, so you know?
Otae: We understand.
Otae: So please, we won't ask you to wait until tomorrow,
Otae: but could you give us a little more time?
Otae: Please lower your sword,
Gin-san.
Shin: I always wanted to introduce you and Gin-san to each other.
Shin: I always hoped that one day,
the two of you would sit here next to each other
while I washed your backs.
Shin: But now...
Shin: Why is it you?
Shin: Why did this have to happen?!
Otae: I beg you, Gin-san.
Otae: Just give us a little more time.
Otae: Let him
Otae: be Shin-chan's big brother a little longer.
Obi: I won't be able to restrain the other half of my body much longer.
Obi: I was prepared to end my own life,
Obi: but I came back to Edo
Obi: because I wanted to see you and Otae-chan one last time.
Obi: Soz about getting you into all this trouble.
Obi: But I'm glad I got to see this city of samurai one last time—
Gin: You're in my way.
Gin: Move it.
Gin: Why do you all have those looks on your faces?
Gin: Did you forget what the School of Beam Saber
teaches about reacting in these situations?
Gin: Well, Instructor Obi-one?
Shin: Hajime-nii!
Shin: Stop it!
Shin: Gin-san!
Shin: Hajime-nii is still...
Shin: Still...
Gin: I told you, you're in my way!
Kag: Shinpachi!
Otae: Shin-chan!
Gin: Damn, he got away.
Shin: Please wait!
Shin: Why...
Shin: Why are you doing this?!
Shin: Why would you be so cruel?!
Shin: Hajime-nii knows everything!
Shin: He understands what's happening!
Shin: He's prepared to end his own life!
Gin: He can't do that.
Gin: It's not his body anymore.
Gin: You were washing a dead body with some junk attached.
I dare you...
Shin: I dare you to repeat that.
Otae: Stop it, Shin-chan!
Otae: Please stop this, both of you!
Gin: Sorry, but I'm not interested in sitting around with
a bunch of emotional saps, waiting for my death.
Gin: If you can't handle the job, I'll do it.
Gin: It's that simple.
Shin: Wait...
Shin: Wait.
Shin: I said to wait!
Shin: Are you deaf?!
Otae: Shin-chan!
Shin: How can two big brothers be so different?
Gin: Look at me.
Gin: Is this the face of a big brother?
Shin: True, your nose hairs are sticking out.
Gin: Oh, you're right.
Otae: Shin-chan!
Otae: Hang in there, Shin-chan!
Otae: Shin-chan!
All: Excuse us.
Obi: The emergency defense system hasn't activated.
Obi: That man must have done something.
Obi: Was he able to sense my intention to k*ll that boy?
Yama: Hey!
Yama: What are you doing up there?!
Yama: What the hell?!
Yama: He can sh**t beams from his eyes!
Yama: After him!
Yama: Don't let him escape!
A: We can't find him.
B: Same here.
Hiji: You better find him before I finish smoking this.
Hiji: Shah that guy up before these curtain rings can "shah" the curtain shut.
Both: Or else it's seppuku time.
Kag: You middle management people are useless!
Kag: Get out of the way!
Tojo: I'll let you go if you tell us where he is.
Kag: That's what we want to know!
Shin: Can you cut it out?
Otae: Shin-chan...
Shin: Everyone's up in arms.
Shin: Are you so intent on destroying Hajime-nii?
Shin: In any case, this gives Kondo-san and Kyubei-san
: an excuse to rid themselves of their rival.
Shin: That's despicable.
Shin: You're all despicable!
Hiji: Not as despicable as your leader.
Obi: Come in, this is Kenofi.
Obi: There's been a problem.
Obi: I request assistance.
Obi: My current coordinates are...
Tojo: We weren't spurred into action by my lady or Kondo-dono.
Tojo: It was your leader.
Obi: This was a mistake on my part.
Obi: I didn't expect him to have
: such a dangerous man as his new brother figure.
Gin: Why are you all so obsessed with the brother thing?
Gin: Neither Shinpachi nor I am interested in being brothers!
Shin: Gin-san did?
Oki: Hijikata-san...
Oki: Looks like the news has gotten out.
Hiji: Sorry, but we can't let you pass.
Hiji: The Shinsengumi are on the job.
Tojo: Do not worry.
We will search every nook and cranny of the building.
Tojo: You should go take a bath and
wash every nook and cranny of your body.
A: Wh-Who are you people?
Oki: We aren't here to capture Obi-one.
Oki: We're holding off the cops who are on his tail
Oki: and making sure that you all are safe.
Shin: Wh-Why would you do that?
Oki: Because your leader got down on his knees and begged us to.
Obi: If you k*ll me, you will lose their trust forever.
Obi: Given that, why did you come here?
Gin: I'm not interested in battling to the death
with a bunch of crying fools standing nearby!
Gin: This is much better!
Obi: Battling to the death?
Obi: Don't make me laugh.
Obi: You're unconsciously trying to avoid attacking my left side.
Gin: So this is the power of the Galaxy Sword Master?
Gin: Not very impressive.
Gin: That title's too flashy for you.
Gin: You should stick to being a big brother.
Oki: "I'll figure out a way to bring Obi-one back alive,
Oki: so could you stay put and not do anything until then?"
Oki: He planted his empty head right against the floor.
Oki: Want to see a picture?
Shin: Why did he do that?
Shin: Why did he ask you for help
Shin: when he didn't say a word to us?!
Shin: That idiot!
Otae: He wanted to keep us away from Obi-one-niisama.
Gin: Don't worry, Obi-one.
Gin: Nobody else will be joining us.
Gin: I won't let you get any more blood on your hands!
Gin: So
come back, Obi-one!
Gin: Come back and be their big brother one more time!
Otae: He was the only one who hadn't given up
Otae: on saving Obi-one-niisama.
Obi: Do you seriously believe that he's still capable
Obi: of returning?!
Obi: Come in. This is Kenofi.
Obi: I need to be picked up immediately.
Ana: Kenofi?
Ana: Are you really Kenofi?
Ana: We've already locked on to your signal and begun the retrieval.
Ana: Kenofi, where are you right now?
Ana: I-Impossible!
Ana: What is the meaning of this?!
Oki: Man, it's not easy when we all work for a bunch of losers.
Shin: No way...
Ana: Wh-Who are you?!
Ana: Identify yourselves!
Both: From the School of Tendo Mushin Beam Saber!
Kyu: Yagyu Kyubei.
Kondo: And Kondo Isami.
Kyu: We've come here to reclaim the human half...
Kondo: ...of our instructor, Obi Hajime.
Obi: You were able to disrupt my transmitter with that strike?
Obi: You just came here to buy time
Obi: while your allies work to disable the beam cannon?
Gin: Like I said, nobody else will be joining us.
Gin: Will you leave that body first,
Gin: or will you get rid of me first?
Gin: It's a waiting game now.
Obi: Foolishness!
Ana: Damn those Earth apes!
Ana: They tricked us!
Kon: We clearly got the short end of the stick.
Kon: Stuck helping our rival in love.
Kon: A victory here won't win us anything.
Kyu: We've still got it better than that idiot
Kyu: since he had to beg for help.
Plus he'll be losing his position as a brother figure.
Kyu: Besides, now I know
Kyu: the reason why Otae-chan was able to
smile when times were tough or painful.
Kyu: Even if her smile isn't directed our way,
Kyu: I just want her to truly smile again.
Kon: I see. That means...
Kon: I should laugh with them.
Obi: So people who are truly strong laugh when they want to cry.
Obi: They endure all of the pain and sorrow
Obi: while laughing with everybody else.
Obi: But one day, you must become samurai strong enough not to cry.
Yama: Captain Okita, are you sure about this?
Image,Caption: Image has been deleted.
Oki: Sorry, big guy. I couldn't stop them.
Oki: We little brothers have our own pride.
Tojo: Well, let's get going.
Hiji: To our big brother's side.
Ana: It seems that you people are intent on keeping that man alive.
Ana: But you've been wasting your time.
Kon: What's that?
Ana: Nobody can stop him at this point.
Not us, not him...
Ana: The emergency system will recover shortly.
Ana: When that happens, you Earthlings will be finished.
Kyu: Kondo...
Kon: Bullshit.
Kon: That's bullshit.
Kon: Then why...
Kon: Then why did he have to play the bad guy?!
Kon: Why did he have to get on his knees and beg?!
Kon: Can you give those two big brothers back to Shinpachi-kun?
Obi: It'll be thirty minutes before my system recovers.
Obi: There's only one way to stop the beam cannon before that happens.
Obi: You have to destroy me, Obi-one.
Obi: I'll be sending your little brother and this planet
Obi: to see you shortly.
Obi: You can wait in hell for them.
Shin: Did you call me his little brother?
Shin: You people throw the word brother around too much!
Gin: Neither Gin-san nor I am interested in being brothers, you fool!
Tsuzuku,Caption: To Be Continued
Gin: We have a big announcement about the second movie.
Gin: Next week, the censored areas will be revealed.
Movie,Caption: Gintama the Movie ----In theaters on ---- ----th!
Gin: Hey, squinting won't help you.
Gin: If squinting helped, you'd have a lot of boys spending / of their time squinting.
Ep Title,Otae: Liquor and Gasoline Smiles and Tears
Otae: Next time:
Otae: Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears.
Side Bar Top,Caption: There's a huge atmosphere swing
Side Bar Bottom,Caption: between the movie preview and the next episode preview.
Side Bar Top,Caption: That's just business as usual
Side Bar Bottom,Caption: in the Gintama anime.
06x11 - Two Brothers
Watch/Buy Amazon Merchandise
Japanese manga series where aliens have invaded and taken over feudal Tokyo, an unemployed samurai finds work however he can.
Japanese manga series where aliens have invaded and taken over feudal Tokyo, an unemployed samurai finds work however he can.