03x20 - Fast Friends

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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03x20 - Fast Friends

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- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three,
let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt,
we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze
goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme,
gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah,
let's blaze ♪

[adventurous music]



[tires squealing]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

- Whoa!
- Go Blaze!

- Splash!

[both laughing]

- [laughs] That's a lot
of seaweed.

[both laughing]

Hey, what's that?

- Hm. It's a bottle,

and there's something inside.



[gasps]
- Whoa.

It's a treasure map,

and it leads to...

a golden treasure chest.

- But the treasure chest
is locked,

and to open it you have
to follow the map

and collect three keys,

a blue sapphire key,

a red ruby key,

and what color is this key?

Green! Right.

A green emerald key.

- Whoa. I wish we had a way
to find those keys.

Too bad we don't have a ship.

[bell ringing]
- Ahoy!

Did someone say
they need a ship?

both: Pegwheel!

- [laughs]

- That's our friend

Pegwheel the Pirate.

- Yo ho!
- Hardy har.

- And his pirate crew.

- [laughs]

- Pegwheel, you showed up
just in time.

- [laughs] That's right!
Just in time.

Uh, just in time for what?

- Just in time to go
on a treasure hunt with us.

- Treasure hunt, you say?

Yo ho! I love treasure hunts.

♪ There's nothing
I love better ♪

♪ Than a hunting
for a treasure ♪

♪ A treasure

♪ A treasure

[both laughing]

- Let's get that treasure.
both: Yeah!

[rock music]

- ♪ Yo ho let's hit the seas

- ♪ Let's sail, get ready
- Aye, aye!

♪ Arr, let's blaze



♪ Let's Blaze

- ♪ Our mateys follow me

- Ahoy!

- ♪ Get me some speed

- Yeah!

♪ Let's Blaze



♪ Let's Blaze

- ♪ One, two
- ♪ Three and four

♪ Here we go
♪ All aboard

♪ Seven, eight
♪ Let's Blaze

[all cheering]

- Check it out.

To open
the golden treasure chest

the map says we need
to find these three keys,

and the first key
is the blue sapphire key.

- Come on, let's use this
spyglass to look for it.

When you see the key,
say, "Key."

[shimmering chime]

Key! There it is!

- We found the first key?

- We found the first key!

[both cheering]

- [laughs]

Pegwheel will sail
us there in a jiffy.

[rock music]



- Whoa, look out!

[all shouting]

- Hang on, crew.

[grunts]
[engine revving]

[all shouting]

- Phew!

- What in the world
be that?

- It's like water spinning
down me drain.

- That be...

a vortex!
[all gasp]

- When fluid spins around
and around in a circle,

it's a vortex.

In the ocean, that spinning
fluid is water,

and if we sail into a vortex,

that spinning water
could sink our ship.

- What do you think,
Pegwheel?

Can you sail us
around that vortex?

- Har! If anyone can do it,
'tis I,

Pegwheel the Pirate!



[shouts excitedly]

[all cheering]
- All right!

- You did it, Pegwheel!

- Aye, but best be careful.

- There may be
more vortexes afoot.

- Be on the lookout,

and let me know
if you see any more vortexes.

- When you see
a spinning water vortex,

say, "Vortex."

Vortex!

- Hang on, crew!



[all cheering]

- Keep looking.

If you see another vortex,

say, "Vortex."

Vortex!

- [shouts]



- Whoo-hoo!

[both cheering]

- Fine sailing, sir.

- We're almost to the key.

- If you see any more vortexes,

say, "Vortex."

Vortex!

- Hold on
to your pirate booties!



[all cheering]

- That was amazing.

- And look mateys.

That be the blue sapphire key!



- We got the first key!

- Yeah!
- Whoo.

- But to open
the golden treasure chest,

we've got to keep going,

and find all three keys.

- Yo-ho-ho!

To the keys we go!

- ♪ Water spinning down the
bathtub drain, yeah ♪

♪ Look how
it's spiraling down ♪

♪ Whirlpools and waterspouts
swirl ♪

♪ Tornadoes twist around

♪ Around they go, go, go

♪ When fluid spins round
and round and round ♪

♪ Oh, it's a vortex

♪ Vortex

♪ When fluid spirals down

♪ You've got a vortex

♪ Vortex

♪ Made of fluids
like air in water ♪

♪ Circling round and round

♪ When fluid spins round
and round and round ♪

♪ It's a vortex

- Yo-ho-ho!

[laughs] Isn't this great,
Crusher?

Just you and me,
a couple of pirates,

looking for keys
to unlock a treasure.

- Ooh-hoo-hoo, I cannot wait
to get whatever's inside

that golden treasure chest.

- Well, according to my map,

it looks like we just need
to make a left at...

spaghetti!

- Spaghetti?

Let me see that map.

Pickle this isn't a map.

It's a restaurant menu.

- It is?

[laughs] Yum!

- Oh, this is terrible.

We're never going
to find those keys now.

[distant cheering]

- Well, we could always ask

Blaze where he found his key.

- What!

Aw, but I wanted that key.

- Well, I guess
the pirate thing to do

is just let it go
and move on.

- Or...

I could take the key from Blaze

then the treasure can be all
for me, me, me.

[cackles]

Aw, I missed.

- Oh, that's okay, Crusher.

You didn't get the key,

but you caught something
almost as good.

- I did? Oh, goodie.

What did I get?

- It's...

A tickling octopus!

[octopus chattering]

[laughter]

[laughing]
Whoa-ah-ah!

[all cheering]

- ♪ Oh, looking for keys
is what we do ♪

♪ Pegwheel the Pirate
and his crew ♪

[all laughing]

- Let's see.

We found one key,

but to open
the golden treasure

we need to find three.

How many more keys
do we need to find?

Two! Right.

- Looks like the red ruby key

is somewhere
inside a rocky cave.

- Aye, you mean sort of like
that rocky cave over there?

- Yeah! You found the cave!

Great work, Pegwheel.

- [laughs]
Well, what do you know.

Full sail to the cave!

- Aye, har-har.
both: To the cave!

[adventurous music]

- Yeah!

- Yeah!
- [cheering]

[engine revving]

- Blimey. I wonder
why it's so hot in here.

- Pegwheel! Look out!

- Whoa! Hot lava!

- There's lava everywhere.

But I don't see the
red ruby key.

- Help us look for it.

When you see the red ruby key,

say, "Key."

[shimmering chimes]

Key!
There it is.

On the other side
of the cave.

- But how are we going to get
there with all this lava?

- Har-har, I've got
just the thing.

[engine revving]

'Tis my pirate bridge maker.

Both: Pirate bridge maker?

- Aye, press these buttons,

and my pirate bridge maker
can make a bridge

that goes all the
way to the key.

- All right.
Let's get building.

We need to build our bridge

so it doesn't touch any
of the super-hot lava.

So first, we need a bridge
piece that goes straight.

- Aye.

[machine whirls and dings]
- Hm.

To build a straight piece,

which button should we press?

That one, yeah!

It has a straight line on it.

- One straight piece coming up.

[machine whirring]

- Yeah! It's working!

- Pegwheel's machine
is building

a straight piece
for our bridge.

[machine dings]
[tires squealing]

- Well done, bridge maker.

- Come on.

Let's build the next piece
for our bridge.

- Now we need a piece
that makes a big curve.

- Let's find it.

[machine whirs and dings]

- Which button makes
a curved piece?

This one.

- [laughs]

[all cheering]

[engines revving]

[machine dings]

Ahoy! We're almost at the key.

- Just one more bridge piece
will get us there.

- Whoa. But we better watch out
for all that lava.

- To get to the key,

we need a piece that zigzags

back and forth.

- [laughs]

[machine whirs and dings]

- Which button makes
a zigzag piece?

That one. Right!

- Yo-ho-ho!

Zigzag go!

[engines revving]

[rock music]

[engine revving]
- Yeah!

- [laughs]
- We've got the red ruby key!

- This way me hearties!
- All right!



- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[all cheering]
- They did it!

- We need three keys
to open the treasure chest,

and now we found two.

How many more keys
do we need to find?

One, yeah!

We just need
to find the green emerald key.

- Now set sail, crew.

We're off to find the last key.

- Whoo-hoo!
[all cheering]

- Oh, look, Pickle.

Now Blaze has two keys.

- Wow, Crusher, that's two more
than you have.

Because Blaze has two keys,

and you have zero.

[blows raspberry] Well...

he's not going
to have those keys for long.

[chuckles and grunts]

Aw, I missed again.

- Aw, that's okay, Crusher.

You may not have
gotten two keys,

but you did get two...

tickling octopuses!

[octopuses chattering]
- Oh, no.

[laughing]
That really tickles.

[ship whirring]

[rock music]

- Good news, crew.

According to the map,

the green emerald key

is somewhere right around here.

- Har. We best get looking
for it.

- When you see the key,
say, "Key."

[shimmering chimes]

Key!

- [laughs] There it is!

But wait. That's strange.

Now I see another ship

with a big horn.
- [bleating]

[laughing]

- Shiver me timbers!

Those be...

- [laughs]

all: Pirate Big Horns!

- [laughs]

both: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

all: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- These Pirate Big Horns keep
bumping our boat.

- Aye, bumping boats be their
favorite thing to--

[shouts]
- [laughs]

all: Whoa, whoa.

- Oh, no.

The Pirate Big Horns are
blocking the way

to the last key.

- [laughing menacingly]

- Oh, woe is me!

We'll never get to the key now.

[cries]

- Don't give up, Pegwheel.

To get past those Big Horns,

we just need a machine
that can blow their ships

right out of our way.

We need...

a vortex cannon.

- Remember, a vortex is a fluid
that spins around in a circle.

In a vortex cannon, that
spinning fluid is air,

and it spins around like this.

If a blast of that spinning air
hits the Big Horn ship,

it will blow it far away.

- Come on, let's turn me
into a vortex cannon.

First, we need
a stretchy membrane.

That's what sh**t the air
out of the cannon.

To make the stretchy membrane,

say, "Stretchy membrane."

Stretchy membrane!

Great! Now we just
need the barrel.

It makes the air spin around
and become a vortex.

To make the barrel,
say, "Barrel."

Barrel!

Oh, yeah!

I'm a Vortex Cannon
Monster Machine!

- Yeah!

- Avast! There be a Pirate
Big Horn heading this way.

- [laughs]

- Help me aim my vortex cannon.

If we aim here, will our vortex
hit the Big Horn ship?

No.

- Pegwheel, steer the ship

a little to the right.

- Aye, aye, A.J.

- Now will our vortex
hit the Big Horn ship?

Yes!

both: Yo-ho vortex!

- [wailing]

- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!

- Another pirate big horn,
dead ahead.

- [laughs]

- If we aim here, will our
vortex hit the Big Horn ship?

Yes!

both: Yo-ho vortex!

- [wailing]

- Yeah!
- There she blows!

- Just one more Pirate Big Horn
ship to get past.

- Aye, and it's
the roughest, toughest

Pirate Big Horn
of them all.

'Tis...

all: Captain Big Horn.

- [laughs]
[parrot mimics laugh]

- If we aim here,

will our vortex hit
Captain Big Horn's ship?

No.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- Pegwheel, turn the ship.

- Huzzah!

[ship creaks]

- Now will our vortex hit
Captain Big Horn's ship?

No, we've got to turn
back the other way.

- Yarr!

- Now will our vortex hit
Captain Big Horn's ship?

Yes!

all: Yo-ho vortex!

- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.

[ship whirring]

- Yeah!

- So long, Captain Big Horn.

- Now let's go get
that emerald key.

- [grunts and laughs]

- Whoo-hoo!
- We got it!

- ♪ Oh, hardy-har,
we found all three ♪

♪ 'Cause now we've got

♪ The emerald key

[all laughing]

- Now that we have
all three keys,

the only thing left to do
is to sail here

to open the treasure chest.

- Ahoy! There be an island,
dead ahead.

- And look, there it is!

The golden treasure chest.

- Whoa.
- Wow.

- [laughs]
Nothing can stop us

from opening
the golden treasure now

so long as we have
our three keys.

Three keys? Where'd you go?

- [laughs]
- Gaskets. Crusher took them.

- And he's getting away.

- That treasure
is all mine now.

- Shiver me timbers.

We can't let Pirate Crusher
get the treasure.

- To catch up with Crusher
and get our keys back,

we need to give
our pirate ship blazing speed.

both: Ooh.

- To give our ship blazing
speed, say, "Let's Blaze!"

all: Let's Blaze!

[all cheering]

- This is fast!

[ship whooshing]

- I have the keys.

I have the keys.
- Whoo-hoo!

- I have-- [gasps]
The keys!

[wailing]

[groans]

[sighs] Well this wasn't such a
bad place to land.

[octopuses chattering]

Oh, no.

[laughing]

Oh, so much tickling!
[laughs]

[adventurous music]

[ship whooshing]

- Treasure chest dead ahead!



[all cheering]

[engines revving]



- All right, crew.

Get your keys ready.



[engine revving]

- Blue sapphire key!

[shimmering chimes]

- Red ruby key.

[shimmering chimes]

- Green emerald key!



[shimmering chimes]

- 'Tis opening.

- Get ready, everyone.

We're finally gonna
see the treasure.

It's...

golden balloons!

- Huzzah!
both: Wow!

- Look.
There's more.

[instruments playing]
Golden instruments.

- Wow.
- Whoa.

[shimmering chimes]
- Shiver me timbers.

Golden pirate hats.

- Ooh.
- Ah.

[horn music playing]
- Hats, music, and balloons.

- I don't believe it.

The golden treasure is...

a pirate party!

[all cheering]

- Did somebody say
"a pirate party"?



- A pirate party?

[chattering]

[engines revving]

- Yo-ho-ho and avast me hearty.

Come, enjoy the pirate party.

[all cheering]

[instruments playing]

- Ar-har-har!
- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[laughter]
- Shiver me timbers!

[all cheering]

- Yo-ho!

[laughing]

- Blow me down,

this is the best treasure ever.

- A great treasure
for a great pirate crew.

[all cheering]

[fireworks screeching]

- ♪ It's Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go
with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed

♪ It's Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time
for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air
with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪
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