01x04 - The Three Bears Problem/The Giant Problem

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peg + Cat". Aired: October 7, 2013 - April 23, 2018.*
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Peg and her sidekick, Cat, as they encounter unexpected challenges that require arithmetic and problem-solving skills.
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01x04 - The Three Bears Problem/The Giant Problem

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♪♪

- ♪♪ One, two.
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three ♪

- ♪ Yeah come on, let's go
- Four, five, six ♪

- ♪ Hey what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine ♪
- Wow! What comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best ♪
(kids cheering)

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Caa-aat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
(laughter)

♪♪♪

- Hey there, music lovers!

I'm Peg and this is Cat,

and today I'm jamming
with the Three Bears!

Papa Bear,

Mama Bear,

and Baby Bear!

Since the Three Bears
plus one me equals four,

we call our band
the Fabulous Four!

- ♪ The coolest band for sure
t he Fabulous Four ♪

- Today we have
our first gig ever!

"Gig" is how cool musicians say
we're going to play a concert!

All we're missing is a drummer.
What do you say, Cat?

Wanna play drums
for the Fabulous Four?!

- My dream is to be a dancer,
not a drummer!

Don't ask me to give up
my dream. I can't! I won't!

- Ahh... that's cool!
- No problem!
- Chill, Cat!

- Thank you
for your understanding.

- But we really need a drummer
and our gig's really soon!

We've got a big problem!
♪♪♪

We've just gotta have
that special b*at...

Something smooth...

something cool...

something... like that!

You did it again,
you amazing Cat!

You found a pig
who's an incredible drummer!

But now we have
to change our name!

Because the Fabulous Four
aren't four anymore!

- Oh yeah...
- We've got four plus one more,

so we're the Fabulous Five!

- ♪ The coolest band alive
is the Fabulous Five ♪

- We added that one member
we needed to the band,

and so...

- ♪ Problem solved
- The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem ♪
- Nooooo!

- Did one of you bears
play a weird note?

- Oh nooooo!
- It's coming from outside!

- Sounds like
someone's in trouble!

♪♪♪

Past the house of twigs...

and the house of straw,

at the house of bricks!

- Noooooo!
- What's wrong, little piggies?!

- We're going
to sing a concert really soon!

- When we Three Little Pigs
sing together,

we call ourselves
the Terrific Three!

- But our brother
doesn't want to sing today!

- He wants to play drums
with the Three Bears!

- He's a really
good drummer too!

- I know!
♪ He's got the funk ♪

- Can't you sing without him?
- You could be the Terrific,

uh.... One, Two!

- We need his low voice

to go with our high voices!
- Ah!

- Oooh, You have a low voice!

- What do you say, Cat?
Want to sing with the pigs?

- I won't be a singer!
Or a drummer!

My dream is to dance!

To dance! To daaaance!

(Cat crying)
Thank you anyway though.

- But we need to find
the pigs a singer!

And fast! We've got
a really big problem!

♪♪♪

So you want a voice
that's low?

- Maybe even rough!
- And gruff!

- Like--
- ♪ I gotta tell ya! Yoww ♪

- That!
- That is one gruff billy goat!

- I'm good at finding talented
animals, right? Ha! Ha!

- So can he sing with you guys?
- Let's see how we
sound together.

- Testing! One, two.

- The sound system's broken!
- (pigs): Nooooo!

(pigs crying)
- I can fix that!

- Ramone?
- Hey, Peg!

- You're a techie today?
- Coo-oo-ool!

- I repaired your system,
and made your amp

better than before, see?
- (pigs): Ooooh!

- This dial controls
how loud you can go.

The higher the number,

the LOUDER IT GETS.
It used to go up to ten.

But now it can go one louder,
UP TO ELEVEN!

- (pigs): Thanks, Ramone!
- I do what I can.

- Turn it up, Cat!

All the way to eleven!

- Yes!

- ♪ Ooo, ooo, ooo ♪

- ♪ I gotta tells ya ♪

- Two pigs
plus one goat equals...

- ♪ One, two, three ♪
- Three singers!

- ♪ Even better
than we used to be ♪

- ♪ We are
the Even More Terrific Three ♪

- Yowwww!
- We added that one singer

you needed, and so...
♪♪ Problem solved ♪

- ♪ Ooo, ooo, ooo ♪

- ♪ The problem is solved
- I gotta to tell yaaa ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem ♪♪
- Baaaaaaaaaa!

- Another problem?!

- It's a very problem-y day!

- Past those seven dwarves!

- ♪ Oo ah ee ooh ee oof oh ♪

- And that long blond hair!

By that bridge!
- This is baaaaaad!

- Very baaaaad!

- Don't tell me. You're two
of the Three Billy Goats Gruff,

but the third goat
left you so he could sing.

- With pigs!

- This is just like
what happened before!

- Crazy, right?
- We need our brother

for our dance show
which is really soon!

- Aaah! Dance?

- Baaaaallet!

- We've got another
really big problem!

♪♪♪

- When we dance together
we call ourselves

the Graceful Three!

- Ah! They're dancers!

- We're still graceful--
- But we're not three!

- They'd be one,
two, three with me!

- You couldn't just be
the Graceful Two?

- We need someone to dance
between us and do leaps!

- And spins!

- And all kinds
of amazing steps.

- Cat, didn't you
want to be a dancer?

- Um, DUHH!

- Let's see what you can do!

- Mmm, gladly!

- Not baaaad!
- I am living the dream!

- Two goats plus
one Cat equals

the Graceful...

er, usually Graceful Three!

- ♪ We're graceful usually
The Usually Graceful Three ♪

- You added the one more
dancer you needed,

and so...

♪ Problem solved
- The problem is solved ♪

♪♪♪

My friends
from the Fabulous Five?!

Where are you going without me?
- It's time for our gig, Peg!

- Ha! Ha! We're going
to the stage!

♪♪♪
- We want to do our show too!

- Can we do our show first?

- How about
if instead of one group

performing after another,
we all team up!

- ♪ So the Fabulous Five
would play ♪

♪♪♪

- ♪ The Even More Terrific Three
would sing ♪

- ♪ Ooo, ooo, ooo
- Yowww ♪

- And the Usually Graceful Three
would dance!

- Ow!

- All at the same time!

- (all): Let's do it!
(loud booming)

- What was that?
- A really big crowd

came to see our show!
- Biggest crowd I've ever seen.

- Whoa-oh!
- Not just big!

Giant!

Two Giants came down
the beanstalk to see...

Ah! What's our new group
with all of us called?!

- Uh... the Super Six?

Uh, the Amazing Eight? Uh...

- To create the group's name,
let's figure out

how many of us
there are all together!

- One.
- Two.

- Three.
- Four.

- Five.
- Six.

- Seven.
- Eight.

- Nine.
- Ten.
- What comes next?

I hate it when I totally forget
things that I totally know!

Can anybody remind me
what comes after ten?

- I'm good to ten
but after that...

- It gets weird, right?
- Oh yeah!
- For sure!

- If I don't know
how many of us there are,

I can't make up
a great name for our group

to announce to the crowd!

I am totally freaking out!

- Chill, Peg.
- Cat and Baby Bear are right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.

Five, four,

three, two,

one!

That's it! You did it again,
you amaaaazing Cat!

- Yes?
- The amp goes past ten

to eleven!
Eleven's the number

that's one more than ten!
So we're...

the Electric Eleven!

- ♪ We're way more than seven
we're the Electric Eleven ♪

- Places everybody!
Since we knew

that two plus one is three,
and four plus one is five,

and after ten comes eleven,

we're about to totally rock
Fairytale Land!

- Math really saved our show!

- And so...

♪ Problem solved
- The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem
- So everything is awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪♪

- And now, performing together

for the first time ever,

the Electric Eleven!

- ♪♪ I gotta tell ya ♪

♪ You want a pig for your gig ♪

♪ Add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ You want a goat
to sing that low note ♪

♪ Add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ You think a new dancer
might be just the answer ♪

♪ Then take a chance, sir
on this fabulous prancer ♪

♪ Add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ Add one
- Ooh ♪

- ♪ If you want more noise
from your toys ♪

♪ Add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ Want more to eat,
another sweet treat ♪

♪ Add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ You need another chair
for a bear ♪

♪ They don't have to share
if you've got one to spare ♪

♪ Add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ Add one
- Da na na na na na ♪

- ♪ You can go from six
- To seven ♪

- ♪ You can go from three
- To four ♪

- ♪ You can go from ten
- To eleven ♪

- ♪ If you just add one more
- Add one more ♪

- ♪ Oh, add one coin
to a fountain ♪

♪ Add one ice cube to a cup ♪

♪ It's really
just like counting ♪

♪ One more number up ♪

- ♪ When you add one,
it really is just like ♪

♪ Counting up
to the next number ♪

- ♪ Two, three
- When you need a coat ♪

♪ For your goat, add one
- Add one ♪

- ♪ Add one
- Add one ♪

- ♪ When you need an egg
for your pan ♪

♪ Add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ Want another hat
for your cat ♪

♪ He can handle that
and maybe a bat ♪

♪ So add one, add one
- Add one, add one ♪

- ♪ Since you kept adding one ♪

♪ And adding one
and adding one ♪

♪ And adding one
- The show is all done ♪

- ♪ I gotta tell ya, yeah ♪♪

- So there were
Three Little Pigs...

- Ha! Ha! Ha! What if
there were three Pegs!

- There were three little Pegs
who lived in the woods...

- Solving problems
and singing songs!

- The big bad wolf
came to their door...

- "Little Peg,
let me in! Grrr!"

(both laughing)

♪♪

- One, two!
A one, two, three, four!

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah come on let's go ♪

- ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Wow! What comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best ♪
(kids cheering)

♪ We are two, na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Caa-aat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
(laughter)

- The Giant Problem.

♪ This little piggy's
staying home ♪

♪♪♪
(bird tweeting)

- I'm Peg and this is Cat,

and today we're way up
in the clouds with the Giants!

And boy are they excited
to see us!

- All week we've been saying
"Peg and Cat are so sweet!

We have to have them for lunch!"
- And now we can't believe it!

We really are having
Peg and Cat for lunch!

- These Giants love us more
than Cat loves strawberries!

- Oh, honey,
in all the excitement

we forgot to wash
our hands before eating!

- Uh! Right you are, babe!
Don't go away!

- Now's our chance, Peg!
- What are you doing,
you crazy Cat?

- Trying to escape down
the beanstalk

before the Giants
eat us for lunch!

- Silly Cat! When the Giants say

they're having us for lunch,
that means they're having us

as their guests, not their meal!

- But they're sooo big!

- Sure, the Giants
are a lot bigger than us,

but you shouldn't be scared
of others

just because they're different
from you!

- There's no food on the table!

Nothing for them to eat
but US!

- I'm sure there's something
really tasty

in the Giants' kitchen,
just waiting to be served!

This cupboard
looks like the place

they keep their favorite treats!

(groaning with effort)
- It's locked!

- So we'll use the key!
- Won't... go... in!

- No wonder!
The end of this key is square!

The hole is a circle!

These straight edges on the key

won't fit
through the round hole!

We've got a big problem!

We'll never see
what's inside the cupboard...

- Woohoo!
- ...so Cat will never believe

that these Giants
are really nice people!

(Cat screams.)

- You genius Cat!
You found a key

that's got a circle at the end!
- Hmm?

- This round key fits right
into the round hole,

so we can open up
the cupboard and see that
the Giants love to eat...

cookies! Not guests!
How wrong were you, Cat?

- Very!
- And so...

♪ Problem solved
- The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem,
problem solved ♪

- It's Peg and Cat. Come on out!

- The Three Bears,
the Three Billy Goats Gruff,

and two
of the Three Little Pigs!

- One little piggy stayed home.

- What were you doing
in the Giants' cupboard?!

- I gotta "tells" ya, the Giants
invited us for lunch...

- But when we got here,
we got nervous!

- They're soo big!

- So we checked the cupboard
to see what they were serving...

- And the door
slammed shut!

WHAM!

- The Giants locked you
in the cupboard?!

- Till lunch time!
- I don't want to be lunch!

- We gotta get outta here!
- And fast!

- You all really think the
Giants are great big meanies?!

- (all): Yes!
- Then maybe we
should head home...

just to be safe...
(loud booming)

(gasping)
- Here they come!

- Feels nice to have your hands
all clean, right babe?

- Sure does, sweety.

- We've got to get
to the beanstalk

without the Giants seeing us!

Looks like we've got
a really big problem!

But as we make our escape,
we have to stick together!

All one, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine,

ten of us, so nobody
gets left behind!

- Peg? Cat?
(all gasping)

Huh? Where are Peg and Cat?
- I bet they went

to the bathroom
when we were coming out,

and we didn't see them
down at our feet!

(Giants laughing)
- They're sooo little!

- Say honey, while
we're waiting for them,

could you get me some things
from the kitchen?

- Not a problem!

(Peg gasps.)
He's coming back!

Everybody, into the pitcher!

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine... Who's missing?

- The pig!
- Get into the cup!

- Nine in the pitcher
plus one in the cup

equals... ten!
♪ Yay, we're hidden away ♪

- Could you fill the pitcher
with milk and bring it out, hon?

- Sure thing, babe.

- He's gonna fill it with milk!
- Everybody out!

- And bring my favorite cup?
- Of course, honey!

- The hat!

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!

- Ah! It's full!
- Sunglasses!

Eight in the hat
plus two behind the sunglasses

equals... ten!
♪ Ten, we did it again ♪

- Could you get
my sun hat too, sweetie,

and my sunglasses?
- Not a problem!

(Peg and Cat gasping)

(Cat gasps.)
- Tissues!

- One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven!

- No more room in here!
- Where will you go?

- Hmmmm! The picture frame!

Seven in the tissue box
and three in the frame

equals... ten!

- Ten!
- ♪ We did it again ♪

- (Giantess):
Ahchoo! My allergies!

- Aww, I'll bring out the tissue
box too, right, babe?
- Thanks, sweetie!

Oh, and could you bring
our graduation photo?
- Will do!

- There's no place else to go!

- But down!
- Oooh!

- One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

- That's everything!
I'm coming' out, sweety!

- We could roll out
behind him on those wheels!

One, two, three, four, five.

- Or ride out
on that toilet paper!

- One, two, three, four, five.

Five on the skate plus five on
the toilet paper equals... ten!

- Ten.
- ♪ We did it again ♪

- Hold on tight, everybody!

- I'm riding toilet paper!

- Should we run?
- Not yet!

- What do we do?
- Shhh!

- Guess we should check
on our guests in the bathroom...

- Maybe they fell in!
(Giants laughing)

- They're so little!

- Ready, set, GO!

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine?

- Nine's not ten!
- Who's missing?!

- The pig!

- We can't go home
without all ten of us,

because we love our friends.
- Ah! And the number ten!

Can't... reach... Peg!

- Grab onto the spoon!

(Cat screaming)

- Where did Cat go? And the pig?

(Peg gasps.)
Under the salad bowl!

- (Giantess): Oh, sweety,
here they are!

Peg and Cat are at the table!
- (Giant): Time to eat.

- The Giants are coming!
(grunting with effort)

It's too heavy to lift!

I am totally freaking out!

Cat's right!
I should count backwards

from five to calm down.

Five, four,

three, two,

one! Hmm, that hole
is dangerous!

Someone could fall through!

What?! Circle?

That circle!

You could go through it
if we slide the bowl over!

You genius Cat! Or genius me!

Basically, everyone here
is a genius but the pig.

- Woohoo!
- See you down below!

- Weee-aaah!

- Peg? Cat?

- Come on!
- You "gots" to do it!

- Go, go, go, go!

- Peg?
- One-two-three-four-five-
six-seven-eight nine-ten!

- (all): Yay!
- Follow me, team!

By knowing how different numbers
can add up to ten,

and knowing what a circle is,

we made sure nobody
was left behind!

- Math really saved our pig!
- And so...

♪♪ Problem solved
- The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem ♪

- ♪ So everything is awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪♪
- Hey, Peg!

- Hey, Ramone!
Chopping wood today?

- I'm building a bigger house
for the seven dwarves,

so they can finally
each have their own room.

- Any chance you could chop down
the beanstalk for us?

- Sure! One, two, three...

timber!
- (Cat): Whoa!

- Thanks, Ramone!

- I do what I can!
- Peg and Cat,

you ran away?
- And we helped our friends here

escape from your cupboard!
- Oh, that's where they were!

- I told you to get
that cupboard door fixed, honey.

- It locks itself when you shut
it! Sorry about that!
- Ugh!

- You mean, we were
locked in by accident?

- You weren't going
to eat us for lunch,

you were going to make us lunch!

- The same lunch we made
for Peg and Cat,

a really big salad!

- Filled with all kinds
of crunchy goodies

cut in circles. We love circles!

- And for dessert...

homemade cookies!

- That's good circle!

- Sorry we had
the beanstalk chopped down!

- Honest misunderstanding.
- It happens all the time.

- How long till the beanstalk

grows back up into the clouds?

- About ten years.

Maybe you could find a really
tall corn stalk to climb up.

- It might be a while till
we get back up there, Giants.

Could you put that salad
in the freezer for us?

- And save me a cookie?
- Will do!

- We'll have lunch
with the Giants another time,

but right now,
we can have a great time

walking home
with our ten friends!

♪ Nine and one,
we can skip and run ♪

♪ Eight and two,
we can hide and ♪

- Peekaboo!
- ♪ Seven and three ♪

♪ We can pull till it bends ♪

♪ However you arrange us
- We're still ten friends ♪

- ♪ Six and four,
we can skip on the floor ♪

- ♪ Five and five,
we could wave to that beehive ♪

♪ Three and seven,
we can rest on our ends ♪

♪ However you arrange us
- We're still ten friends ♪

(Cat humming)

- ♪ If eight of us read
and two of us count ♪

♪ We all add up
to the same amount ♪

♪ If six of us march ♪

♪ And four of us yodel ♪

- Yoda-le-hee-hoo!

- ♪ We all add up
to the same grand total ♪

- Ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ One and nine,
we can shake it just fine ♪

- ♪ Two and eight
- We can rock out just great ♪

- ♪ In any combination
till our celebration ends ♪

- ♪ However you arrange us
- You're never gonna change us ♪

- ♪ We're still ♪

- ♪ Ten friends ♪

- ♪ And two very nice Giants ♪♪

♪♪♪
- That one little piggy

stayed home the whole time.
- It's lucky he did!

If he'd come, we couldn't
have kept counting to ten.

- I know.
- We would've had to count to...

that other number,
right past ten!

I can't believe
I'm forgetting it again!

- I hate forgetting things!

- If we stop trying
to remember that number

it will come to us,
so let's not even try

to think of it
for like eleven seconds.

(gasping)
- (both): Eleven!

(laughing)

♪♪♪
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