01x10 - Fishketball!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bubble Guppies". Aired: January 24, 2011 - present.*
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01x10 - Fishketball!

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[Upbeat ukulele music]



All:
bubble guppies!

- Hi, I'm molly,

And it's time for...

- Gil dribbles the ball.

He sh**t.

Ugh.
Just misses.

- Hey, gil.

It's time for--

- Gil gets the ball again.

He passes it to gil.

He dribbles around the court.

Around and around--

Huh?

[Cheers]

- It's time for bubble guppies.

All:
♪ bub-bub-bubble

♪ Gup-gup-guppies

♪ Bubble bubble bubble

♪ Guppy guppy guppy

- Bubble!
- Bubble!

- Guppy!
- Guppy!

Clap! Clap!

All:
bubble guppies!

- I'm molly.

- I'm gil.

- I'm goby.

- I'm deema.

- I'm oona.

- I'm nonny.

Arf! Arf!

Both:
bubble puppy!

All: ♪ bub-bub-bubble

♪ Gup-gup-guppies

♪ Bubble bubble bubble

♪ Guppy guppy guppy

- Bubble!
- Bubble!

- Guppy!
- Guppy!

Clap! Clap!

All:
bubble guppies!

Clap! Clap!

Bubble guppies!

- Hey, come on.

Both: one, two, three...

Pop!

Again! Again!

[Laughter]

One.

Two.

Three.

Pop!

[Laughter]

- Cool!

Both: hi, gil.

- Hi.

What are you guys playing?

Both: volley bubble.

- Volley bubble?

Cool.
Can I play?

Both: yes.

One.

- Two.

Both: three.

[Together]
pop!

[Laughter]

- Now you try it.

I'll blow it to you.

One.

When I say "two,"
blow it back to me.

Ready?

Two.

Both: three.

[Together]
pop!

- Volley bubble's cool.

Hey, can I bring a bubble
with me to show my friends?

Both: yes.

- Thanks.

Both: you're welcome.

- Come on.

[Upbeat music]



- Hello.

- Hello.

Arf!

- Hi.

- Hello, there.

[Together]
good morning, mr. Grouper.

- Well, good morning,
everyone.

- One.

Two.

Three.

Pop!

Volley bubble.

- Volley what?

- The bubble popped.

- I know.

I wish we had
another bubble

So we could play
some more.

- Maybe there's something else
we could play with.

- Yeah, something
that won't pop.

- Like what?

- A ball.

- A ball.

Both: yeah!

- Yeah, a ball.

- But what kind of ball?

- Mr. Grouper, what kind of ball
can we play with?

- Oh, there are all kinds, oona.

Let's think about it
and try and name a few.

Baseball players
play with a...

[Together]
baseball!

- Yep.

And basketball players
play with a...

- Basketball.

- Right.

And if you're playing
on the beach,

You might be playing
with a...

- Beach ball.

- A big, bouncy beach ball.

- You got it.

- What about eyeballs?

[Together]
ew!

- Well, you might want to choose
the right ball.

- ♪ A bowling ball's
for bowling, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause a snowball
just won't do ♪

- ♪ Na na na na na na

- ♪ Use a bowling ball
for baseball ♪

♪ And who knows
what you'll do? ♪

♪ If you want to play
some football ♪

♪ A tennis ball's too light

- ♪ Na na na na na na

- ♪ Use a brown ball
with laces ♪

- ♪ And now
you've got it right ♪

♪ Everybody

- ♪ Choose the right ball,
choose the right ball ♪

♪ Choose the right ball
for you ♪

- ♪ Choose the right

- Choose the right ball,
come and choose the right ball ♪

♪ Choose the right ball
for you ♪

- ♪ Yeah, if you want to play
some ping-pong ♪

♪ Use a ball
that's small and white ♪

♪ And when you're by
the ocean ♪

♪ A beach ball's
nice and light ♪

♪ But when you're on
the golf course ♪

♪ Don't use
that big beach ball ♪

♪ Those holes
are really little ♪

♪ So you need
a small golf ball ♪

- ♪ Choose the right ball,
choose the right ball ♪

♪ Choose the right ball
for you ♪

- ♪ Choose the right

- ♪ Choose the right ball,
come and choose the right ball ♪

♪ Choose the right ball
for you ♪

- ♪ Right ball for you

♪ Choose the right,
choose the right ♪

- Ball.

Come on, I need your help
to find the right ball.

- Hello, customer.

- Hi, I'm looking
for a big blue basketball.

- ♪ You want
a big blue basketball ♪

♪ A big blue basketball

- Exactly.

- Coming right up.

Here you go.

- Is that
a big blue basketball?

[Together]
no!

- Pardon me, but this is...

♪ A small blue basketball

♪ A small blue basketball

- Really?

- Yup.

- Of course.
My mistake.

- ♪ You want
a big blue basketball ♪

♪ A big blue basketball

Just a moment.

Oh, this one's big,
all right.

What do you think?

- Is this
a big blue basketball?

[Together]
no!

- Excuse me, but this is...

♪ A big redbasketball ♪

♪ A big redbasketball ♪

- Really?

- Yup, really.

- My mistake.

♪ You wanted
a big bluebasketball ♪

♪ A big bluebasketball ♪

- Uh-huh.

- I think I've got it.

Okay.
That's not it.

Uh, nope.

- Is this
a big blue basketball?

[Together]
no!

- ♪ That's a big blue
bowling ball ♪

♪ A big blue bowling ball

- Right.

And you want a...

[Together]
♪ big blue basketball

♪ A big blue basketball

- Yes, please.

- Hmm.
Let's see.

Can you help me?

Which one is
the big blue basketball?

[Together]
this one!

- Yeah, that's the one.

Here you go.

- Hey, that's it.
That's a...

All:
♪ big blue basketball

♪ A big blue basketball

- Thank you.

- Thank you for shopping at...

♪ Big, bouncy ball bazaar

♪ Big, bouncy ball bazaar

- Bye!

- Ooh...
♪ A small blue basketball

♪ A small blue basketball

[Laughter]

- Hmm.
Bizarre.

- Excuse me.

What time is it?

- It's time for lunch.

- ♪ What time is it?

[Together]
♪ it's time for lunch!

- ♪ What time is it?

- ♪ It's time for lunch!

- ♪ What time is it?

- ♪ It's time for lunch!

- ♪ It's lunchtime!

- ♪ Hey, what's for lunch?

- Hey, gil.
What'd you get for lunch?

- A cheese sandwich
and an apple.

All right.

- I got pizza today.
What do you have, nonny?

- Spaghetti and baseballs?

[Together]
spaghetti and baseballs?

That's silly.

[All giggle]

- What's that, gilly?

- It's a ball-throwing machine.

- What kinds of balls?

- You never know.

Hit the button,
and let's find out.

- Okay.

Beep!

Soccer ball.

- Goal!

[Together]
hurray!

- Wow, that's pretty neat.

Beep!

Baseball.

- Home run!

[Together]
yay!

- Come on, molly.
Do another.

- Okay.

Beep!

Meatball.

- Meatball?

Smack!

[Smacks lips]

Delicious.

[Laughter]

- Come on, you guys.

Let's go play.

[Playful music]



- Here, nonny.
Catch.

What happened?

- I don't know
how to catch.

- Here, try again.

You just have to keep your eyes
on the ball.

- Okay.

I don't know
how to catch.

- Well, you have to put
your hands out too.

- Oh.

- I'm going to teach you
how to catch the ball, okay?

- Okay.

- Remember what I told you.

- Keep my eyes on the ball.

- And put your hands out.

Ready?

- Uh-huh.

- I got it.

- I'm never going to learn
how to catch the ball.

- Sure, you will.

Catching isn't easy.

You just need
to keep practicing.

- I'll help you, nonny.

- You will?

- And besides, there are lots
of ways to play with a ball

Besides catching.

- Like what?

- Like this.

[Blows whistle]

[Together] whee!

[Laughter]

- You can throw the ball.

- Whoa.

Throw it again!



[Cheers]

- It's kind of like basketball.

- Yeah, except with more fish.

- Fishketball.

[Together] what?

- Fishketball.

- Yeah, fishketball.

[Laughter]

- How do we play?

- Well, that's up to you guys.

Let's think of some other ways
to play with a ball.

Now, I got the ball
through the circle of fish

Because i...

Both: you threw it.

- That's right.
I threw the ball.

And if I threw it to you,
you would...

- Catch it.

- That's right.
You'd catch it.

- Or you could...

[Together] bounce it.

- Yeah, bounce it!

Come on, everybody.

Get up and bounce with us.

♪ Get up, get up,
come on, y'all ♪

♪ We're gonna play
some basketball ♪

All: ♪ we're gonna play
some basketball ♪

♪ Huh!

- ♪ Put out your hands

♪ Move it up and down

♪ Bounce the ball

♪ On the ground



All: ♪ bounce the ball,
bounce the ball ♪

♪ Bounce the ball



♪ Bounce the ball,
bounce the ball ♪

♪ Bounce the ball

- ♪ Come on, come on,
let's pass the ball, yeah ♪

- ♪ Swing side to side

Both: ♪ with both your hands

- ♪ Pass the ball
to your friends ♪

All: ♪ pass the ball,
pass the ball, pass the ball ♪

- Do it!

All: ♪ pass the ball,
pass the ball, pass the ball ♪

- ♪ Everybody get set

♪ Gonna sh**t the ball,
sh**t the ball ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah

- ♪ Turn to the basket

- ♪ Let's get set

♪ Jump and sh**t
for the net ♪

All: ♪ sh**t the ball,
sh**t the ball ♪

♪ sh**t the ball

- Do it!

All: ♪ sh**t the ball,
sh**t the ball ♪

♪ sh**t the ball

- ♪ We're gonna bounce the ball,
we're gonna bounce the ball ♪

♪ Everybody get ready,
gonna bounce the ball ♪

♪ We're gonna pass the ball,
we're gonna pass the ball ♪

♪ Everybody get ready,
gonna pass the ball ♪

♪ We're gonna sh**t the ball,
we're gonna sh**t the ball ♪

♪ Everybody get ready,
gonna sh**t that ball ♪

♪ What are we playing?

All: ♪ basketball!

[Cheers]

- Line up, everybody.

It's time to go outside.

♪ Outside

♪ Outside

♪ Outside, everybody, outside

♪ Line up, everybody

♪ Line up, line up

♪ Line up my
gup-gup-gup-gup guppies ♪

♪ Everybody get out

♪ Get, get, get up

♪ Get out
get everybody ♪

♪ Go outside

♪ Here we, go here we go,
here we go ♪

♪ Everybody line up,
here we go outside ♪

♪ Everybody let's go
g-go go g-get out out ♪

♪ Out, out, out, out, out, out,
outside ♪

Bubble guppies!

- Arr!
I'm a pirate.

- Arr!
I'm a pirate too.

Both: go, pirates!

- Once upon a time,

There were two pirates.

- Arr, treasure.

- Arr, even better.

Let's throw
the old football around.

What do you say?

- I say, "arr!"

- Well,
then that's settled.

Both: go, pirates!

- Here's how you throw
a football, matey.

[Lively orchestral music]



Now you try it.
Put your arms out and catch it.



Great catch.
Now throw it to oona.

- I'll tell you
when to throw it.

Ready?
Throw!

Nice throw.

Both: arr!

- But then along came
the ball hog.

Both: hi!

- Ball hog.

- Want to play with us?

- Ball hog.

- Here, catch.

- Ball hog.

- But the ball hog
took the football and went away.

- He took our football.

Both: arr!

- I guess we'll have to play
with something else.

- So the pirates went and got
another ball to play with.

- What do you say?
Soccer?

- Arr!

Both: go, pirates!

- Here's how you kick
a soccer ball, matey.



- Ball hog.

Both: no!

- Please don't take our--

- Ball hog.

- Arr!
What's the matter with him?

Didn't anybody ever tell him
how to share?

- Hey, maybe that's it.

Maybe he doesn't know
how to share.

- That's so sad.

- Come on!

- And so the pirates
went to teach the ball hog

How to share.

- Ball hog.

- Hi, ball hog.

We would like you
to play with us,

But you have to learn
how to share.

Do you know what that means?

- No.

- Well, get up,
and we'll show you.

- Ball hog.

- And so the pirates taught
the ball hog how to share.

- Okay, now watch.

I'll pass the ball to deema.

See?

- Thank you.

Now I pass the ball to you,
ball hog.

- Now you pass the ball
back to me.

That's called sharing.

Ready?
Pass the ball, ball hog.

- Oh, no!

I don't think
he's going to pass the ball.

Will you help us teach
the ball hog how to share?

Great!

Say, "pass the ball, ball hog."

- Thank you, ball hog.

- Arr!
You did it.

You taught the ball hog
how to share.

- Ball hog.

- And so the ball hog
learned how to share.

Both: go, pirates!

- Ball hog.

- And they lived
happily ever after.

[Together]
hurray! Hurray!

- Aw, that's nice.

You taught the ball hog
how to share.

- ♪ We're gonna play
some fishketball ♪

♪ We're gonna play
some fishketball ♪

Hey, molly, catch.

- Thanks, gil.

[Together] whee!

- [Blows whistle]

Let's play some fishketball!

- Yeah!
- Let's play.

[Energetic brassy music]

- Welcome back,
ladies and gentlemen.

The first game ever of
fishketball is about to begin,

And it should be
an exciting game.

Don't you think, clam?
- Yep.

Both: ♪ let's go, guppies,
let's go ♪

Clap! Clap!

♪ Let's go, guppies,
let's go ♪

Clap! Clap!

- Here come the little fish.

Look at 'em go!

[Together] whee!

- As everybody knows,

The bubble guppies
need to get the ball

Through that circle of fish
in order to score.

They're going to have to work
together as a team

To make it happen.

Not an easy task,
eh, clam?

- Nope.

- And it looks like team guppies
is about to take the field.

There's coach grouper.

And here comes
team bubble guppies:

Molly, gil, oona,
and nonny.

[Together] ♪ we're gonna play
some fishketball ♪

♪ We're gonna play
some fishketball ♪

- I understand that nonny
has had some trouble

Catching the ball,

And the question
on everyone's mind:

Is nonny ready?

- You remember what to do,
nonny?

- I think so.

Keep my eyes on the ball

And put my hands out.

- That's right.

- I hope I can catch
the ball.

- Just do your best.

- Okay.

- [Blows whistle]

All right, team.

Are you ready to play
some fishketball?

[Together]
we're ready, coach.

- Ready, guys?

[Together] ready!

- [Blows whistle]

Let's go!

- And the game has begun.

Molly gets the ball,

And there go the little fish.

[Together] whee!

- They're coming your way, gil.

Here!

- Molly rolls the ball to gil.

- Nice pass, molly.

[Together] whee!

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Good job!

- Coming your way, oona.

- Gil bounces the ball to oona,

And oona is right under
the fish.

- Go, oona!

sh**t the ball!

[Together] go, oona!

- Oona sh**t the ball.

Ooh, it just misses.

- Close one.

- Nice try, oona.

- Thank you.

[Together] whee!

- Now molly has the ball.

- Here, I'll pass it to you.

Put your arms out and catch it.

- And she passes it to you!

- Wow.

- Incredible catch!

The crowd goes wild.

- Great catch!

- Here!
Pass it to me.

One, two, three.

Throw!

Great pass.

Okay, nonny, I'm going
to throw it to you.

You're right near
the circle of fish.

- But what if I can't catch it?

- You can do it.

Just keep your eyes
on the ball

And put your hands out.

- Okay.

- And gil throws the ball.

It's flying through the air

Right towards nonny.

[All gasp]

And he...

Makes the catch!

- I caught it.

I caught it!

- Good catch, nonny.

Both: yay, nonny.

- Great job.
- That was amazing.

[Together]
yay, nonny, yay!

- sh**t the ball, nonny.

- Hurry, nonny.
sh**t the ball.

- Nonny throws the ball,
and...

- I did it.

- He did it!

Nonny threw the ball
through the circle of fish.

Team guppies wins fishketball.

[Together]
nonny! Nonny! Nonny!

- And now clam is standing by

With nonny on the field.

Clam?

- How'd you do it?

- I kept my arms out
and my eye on the ball.

My friend gil helped me.

- Incredible story.

- An incredible catch
for nonny

And an incredible game
for the bubble guppies.

- That was a great game,
huh, gilly?

- It was awesome!

The fish were swimming,
and it was so cool.

And mr. Grouper was,
"tweet, tweet!"

And then nonny caught the ball.

And it was so--
I love fishketball!

[Laughter]

All:
♪ bub-bub-bubble

♪ Gup-gup-guppies

♪ Bubble bubble bubble

♪ Guppy guppy guppy

- Bubble!
- Bubble!

- Guppy!
- Guppy!

Clap! Clap!

All:
bubble guppies!

Bubble guppies!

- ♪ If you want to play
some ping-pong ♪

♪ Use a ball
that's small and white ♪

♪ And when you're by
the ocean ♪

♪ A beach ball's
nice and light ♪

♪ But when you're on
the golf course ♪

♪ Don't use
that big beach ball ♪

♪ Those holes
are really little ♪

♪ So you need
a small golf ball ♪

- ♪ Choose the right ball,
choose the right ball ♪

♪ Choose the right ball
for you ♪

- ♪ Choose the right

- ♪ Choose the right ball,
come and choose the right ball ♪

♪ Choose the right ball
for you ♪

- ♪ Choose the right,
choose the right ♪
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