05x11 - Hiccups/Autumn Leaves

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( Snoring)

( Gasps)

( Kids laughing)

( Gasps)

Uncle stu!

Coming, angelica.

Uncle stu, there's
a icky spider

In front
of the cookies.

A spider?

Is that all?

Ooh, scary!

Hey.

( Gasping)

( Sighs)

Wow, I don't know what my dad
was eating

But it sure was... ( Hiccups)

Sure was what?

I think he said it was ketchup.

His dad wasn't eating ketchup,
lillian.

Well, he could have been,
phillip.

Will you guys
be quiet and listen?

All:
sorry.

What are we listening for?

This thing that keeps
coming out of my mouth.

Something's coming out
of your mouth?

Is it slimy?

I don't know.

Do you see anything?

Well, not yet.

Open wider.

( Hiccups)

( All three scream)

Something's down there.

Yeah, and it barked at us.

Did you eat a puppy, tommy?

I only eated some of this stuff
my dad was eating.

And then...

( Hiccups)

( All scream)

Gee, tommy's getting ready
to pop, like a balloon.

Or maybe he's going to blow,
like a volcano.

Come on, you guys.

Don't talk that way about tommy.

You'll scare him.

Besides, there's no way
he's going to blow.

That's just plain...

( Hiccups)

He's going
to blow!

Run away!
Run away!

What's all
the racket in here?

We're trying not to get tommy
all over us when he pops.

( Hiccups)

You dumb babies.

He's not going to pop.

He just has the hippups.

The hippups?

That doesn't sound good.

Don't you know any way
I can get rid of them?

Sure, everybody knows that.

All you got to do
to get rid of them

Is to have somebody scare you.

Well... ( Hiccups ) could
you do that for me?

You want me to scare you?

Don't do it, tommy.

If you give her permission
to scare you

Your whole life will be just
a big scary, scary thingy.

Oh, what else can I do, chuckie?

( Hiccups)

What if I get to be
all growed up

And I can't play with my blocks

Or talk or eat
or even drink from my bottle?

Well, I might be interested.

Aw, it'll never work.

What? Why not?

'Cause it's too hard
to scare tommy.

Yeah, he's the bravest baby
ever in the world.

What are you babies saying?

That I can't scare tommy?

No, no, no,
they're not saying that.

Yeah, we are.

You just go on about
your little baby day, tommy

And when you least expect it,
I'll cure you.

( Gasps)

Thanks, angelica.

( Hiccups)

Hey, can we help you
try to scare tommy?

Yeah, we like
to say "boo."

Sure, come on.

( Hiccups)

Now what are we
going to do, tommy?

They could be waiting
for us around any corner

Under any chair,
inside any potty.

That's the whole
point, chuckie.

I want to get ascared.

But, tommy,
getting scared is awful.

It's the worstest,
most horrible thing.

I just hope angelica
is good at it.

But in case she's not,
I'm going to go look for...

( Hiccups)
what?

Scary stuff.

Scary stuff?!

You're going to go looking
for scary stuff?

Sure, I figure if angelica
scares me in a scary place

Then I'll be really ascared.

( Hiccups)

I don't think
I'll ever understand him

Even if I live
to be three years old.

Come on, chuckie.

Tommy, what are
you doing?

There's a monster
that lives in here.

I hear him growling
when he... ( Hiccups)

Eats our leftodors.

Not that monster, tommy.

He's too scary.

I got to, chuckie.

Help me.

( Grunting)

No.

( Screams)

Oh, hi, guys.

Did you think
of a good way...
( Hiccup)

To scare me yet?

( Growls)

I thought that was
supposed to scare him.

Aw, nothing's
going to scare tommy.

He's too brave.

( Hiccups)

Yeah, well, we'll see
how brave he is

When he meets
the bogey man.

( Hiccups)

Come on, let's go.

Would the booger man
say "boo"?

No!

Oh.

Tommy, what do you think
she means by the booger man?

I don't know.

But if he can...
( Hiccups)

Get rid of my hippups

I want to meet him
right now.

Come on.

Oh.

What do you think...
( Hiccups ), chuckie?

Is the booger man

More probably
in the basement

Or under the couch?

Tommy, I'm not sure

Looking for scary places
is such a good idea.

( Grunts)

( Eerie moaning)

Tommy, the booger man!

Angelica:
that's bogey man,
you dumb baby.

And now that you are here

You must help me find my head.

Chuckie:
your head?

If you don't
gots a head

How are you...
( Hiccups ) talking?

Never mind that!

Now start feeling
around for it.

No!

Yes!
You'll know it

'Cause it's got

Mushy brains hanging out
and big, squishy eyeballs.

There it is.

( Scream)

I feel the big, strong
booger man's brains.

What do you think?

Only chuckie
is ascared.

He gets ascared just
looking at his shoes.

Let's see.

Chuckie:
I don't like this.
I don't like it one bit.

Tommy:
pisghetti?

Angelica, you were aposed
to scare me

Not... ( Hiccups)
not feed me.

I still think
we should've said "boo."

All right.

I didn't want to do this,
but tommy leaves me no choice.

It's time for the scare machine.

( Gasps)
scare machine!

It's going to be

The most horriblest thing ever

And it's not going
to say "boo."

( Evil laughter)

( Hiccups)

You guys were right.
( Hiccups)

I'll never get ascared enough
to get rid of those hippups.

I'm doomed forever.

Unless... Chuckie!

What?

Those things
angelica did

Scared you, right?

They sure did.

Maybe you could...
( Hiccups)

Teach me how
to be ascared

Before angelica
comes back.

Me, teach you?

You mean being scared
can be a good thing?

You're my
only hope, chuckie.

Will you...
( Hiccups ) do it?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Okay, first I'll
demonstrate the scream.

Now tap me on the back.

Okay.

( Long, scared yell)

See, now you try.

Okay.

( Weak yell,
hiccups)

Hmm, this might take
a little work.

Okay, now put your hands
over your eyes

And shiver like this.

( Moaning)

Like this?

( Weak moan)

No, no, no, no.

Like this.

( Loud moaning)

( Moaning)

I'm sorry, chuckie,
I'm... ( Hiccups ) trying.

( Scary laugh)

Okay, now...

I am a monster.

I am going to eat you.

Ah, monster!

( Screaming)

Um, monster!

Oh, no.

( Mock screaming, hiccups)

Hey, a cr*cker.

Oh, sorry, chuckie.

( Sighs)

( Evil laugh)

( Trying to make scary noises)

( Hiccups)

Open your eyes
a little more.

That's it.

You're doing
great, tommy.

He's doomed.

( Hiccups)

Milk.

Where are you
going, tommy?

( Hiccups)

And now, you will all
esperience the amazingness

Of my superduper scare machine.

( Evil laughter)

( Hiccups)

( Gasps)

( Screams)

Angelica, are you okay?

That was a big scream
you screamed.

I guess you at least
ascared yourself.

I did not.

I'm not some stupid baby.

I'm a growed-up kid
and I don't get ascared

So just leave me alone.

Well, okay.

Hey, tommy,
your hippups.

What about them?

They're gone.

Hey, you're right.

I'm all better.

What do you think
made them go away?

Well, when all that
stuff fell on angelica

I got ascared--

Ascared she might be hurt.

I guess that's what
cured my hippups.

Oh, thanks, angelica.

( Growls)

( Hiccups)

( Hiccups)

( Children laughing)

Chaz dropped chuckie off.

Looks like he's back
on his feet.

Hi, chuckie.

Are you over your little cold?

Oh, that's good.

You'll be glad to know

There won't be
any leaves

On the pickles' lawn
this fall.

I know that keeping
our lawn leaf-free

Is important to you, but...

Important--
he's obsessed!

He tried to wrap the trees
in plastic last year.

That won't
be necessary.

Because I've invented
the leaf lifter

A revolutionary self-propelled
vacuum

That eliminates
leafy materials.

Had a machine like that
in my day.

Called it a rake.

Come on, sprout.

Let's get you
in the fresh air.

I'm telling you, pop.

You'll see this is
much better than a rake.

Sure, sure.

This is like rake plus--
it's auto rake.

It will set the leaf removal
market on fire.

Oh, dear.

Hi, guys.

Oh, hi, chuckie.

Wow, you look
a lot better today.

I'm not sick no more.

You looked terrible
the other day.

Your face was
all funny colored.

But now I'm all better.

And you had stuff coming out
of your mouth and ears.

Yeah, but...

And your arms felt
like spike's nose?

Well, a little.

And then you bent over
and held your tummy

And funny noises comed out
of your mouth.

( Retches)

Like that.

Ooh, I don't feel so good.

Yeah, you were that color.

Didi: here, kids.

I have some yummy
apple juice for you.

What's the matter, chuckie?

Don't you want any apple juice?

Um, maybe later.

Now I think
I'll just...

Sit down.

Any day now, pop.

Just a few more leaves
and varoom--

Leaf removal will
never be the same.

Aha, I'm still partial
to the rake.

( Laughing)

( Gasps)

What are you
looking at, tommy?

Did your ball fall into the sky?

No, it's the tree.

The leaves aren't
the right color.

You're right, tommy.

They're a different color.

Whenever I see leafs
on trees, they're green.

What happened?

Maybe they jumped.

How come they turn
funny colors?

Maybe they're sick.

Chuckie turned a funny color
when he was sick.

Oh, well, that's silly.

How could a tree get sick?

( Gasps)

Oh, no,
it was me!

I hurt the tree.

What are you talking about?

The apple juice.

I spilled it on the tree

And now the tree is sick.

Oh, no, and look, chuckie.

There's even more

Funny-colored leafs
up higher.

Oh, I'm sorry, tree.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Chuckie, it was
only apple juice.

Tommy, do you see any apples
on this tree?

This isn't an apple tree.

Putting apple juice
on this tree is like...

Is like giving bird food
to a goldflish.

Uh, we're not
apposed to do that?

That must be
why flippie

Had to go to the hospital
in the potty.

What are we going to do?

Maybe it needs medicine.

What kind of medicine?

I once hearded my dad say

This was mabel's tree.

Maybe we can find mabel.

She might have medicine for it.

When I was sick

My dad gave me cough syrup.

Maybe mabel's tree
just needs...

Mabel syrup.

Mabel syrup!

I had that on my pancakes
one time.

Come on, let's go find some.

Hey, guys,
I think I found it.

Looks like pancapes.

Come on, let's try it.

Is anything happening?

I don't think so.

But I'm getting kind
of hungry for pancapes.

Is it working, chuckie?

( All gasp)

( Wailing)

I'm sorry, tree.

I'm sorry I made you
sick... And sticky.

Oh, don't cry, chuckie.

Maybe it just takes time.

We'll come out tomorrow,
and the tree will be all better.

Are you sure?

Absolutely.

( Crying)

Tommy, you said that
it would be better tomorrow

And now it's tomorrow
and it's worser.

Wow, I didn't know there were
that many leafs on the tree.

Uh, don't worry, chuckie.

We'll figure out how to
make the tree healthy again.

How?

Chuckie turned a funny color
when he got sick

But when he gots all better

He was the regular color, right?

Right.

So, if we make the tree

Look like it did
before it got sick

Then it'll be all better, too.

But we'll have to color

All the leaves
their regular color

And put them back
on the tree.

Esactly.

How hard could it be?

This is hard.

We got to keep
going, you guys.

Can we use this color
for the leaves?

That's purple.

We have to use green.

That's the color leaves are
when they're healthy.

But I used up
all my green crayons.

All mine are broked.

Oh, what are we going to do?

There must be
something green

Around here we can use.

Mmm...

Diaper's
coming loose.

Can't stop now.

Now what do we do?

It's like a big crayon.

Just pick some up and color
on the leafs.

Ew, this crayon's too mushy.

Yeah, it's just making
my fingers sticky.

Yeah, but it tastes
better than...

Uh... Other things.

Finally, sufficient depth
of leaves to test

The capabilities
of the leaf lifter.

It's an awful lot
of leaves.

Even if your invention works

Where are you going
to put them all?

Not a problem, deed.

This little vacuum
packing attachment

Will condense a yardful
of leaves

Into a block slightly larger
than my head.

Look at the kids

Standing there,
doing nothing.

I'll pack a lunch.

You take them
to the park.

The leaves will wait.

If you don't take up leaves
when they drop

You'll fall tragically behind

In the quality
of leaf removal.

Couldn't you
do it later?

Honey, if benjamin franklin
had taken time away

From inventing electricity

We'd all be burning
whale oil now.

Oh, come on, kids.

I guess you'll just have
to lunch here.

Chuckie:
what do we do now, tommy?

The mushy
green crayon

Didn't work
on the leaves.

Well, the ones that are falling
off are the funny color, right?

Maybe if we just stick them back
on the tree

They'll turn green again.

( Engine running)

What's that?

( Gasps)

Tommy, your dad's vacuum
is eating all the leaves.

We got to stop it

Or we'll never make the tree
all better.

Eat faster, you guys.

Boy, you kids are hungry today.

I'll get you some more.

( Machine burps)

Oh, my tummy hurts.

Oh, no!

Phil:
it eated up every leaf.

Boy, I'll bet the vacuum's
tummy hurts, too.

Come on, we've got
to find our leafs

And get them back
on the tree.

Do you think
they're in here?

Let's open it up.

Yay!

Oh, yay!

We'll be done in no time, guys.

Come on, sprouts.

Nap time.

( Whistling)

( Gasps)

Huh?

Uh... Hmm.

( All gasp)

Yay!

( Whistling)

( Gasps)

Yay!

( Whistling)

( Gasps)

( Grunts)

Yow!

Stu, what happened?

You know, deed, maybe having
a leaf-free yard

Isn't so important.

A few leaves are good.

After all, leaves are what
make autumn autumn, right?

Well, I always thought so.

Maybe I'll forget about the lawn

And take the kids to the park.

Well, that would be wonderful.

Have a nice time.

Thanks, pop.

( Sighs)

Sorry, chuckie.

We tried to make
the tree all better.

( Sniffling)
I know.

Look, chuckie.

Phil:
hey, all the trees are sick.

But I couldn't make them
all sick.

You're right,
you couldn't have.

I don't think they're
sick at all.

You don't?

No, this has to just be
something the trees do.

Then that means we don't have to
do anything about the leaves.

I think we do.

( Laughs)

( Laughing)

So it wasn't sick after all.

Boy, is mabel going to be happy.

( Laughter)