01x15 - A Night at The Inn/Wally and Anne

[bunniefuu]

Well, Anne, I don't wanna say
I told you so.

- Yes, you do.
- Okay, you're right.

I told you so.

Still gonna be a few weeks
before that snowpack melts.

But I've waited so long.

And getting out of this valley might
help me find answers on how to get home.

I know it stinks,

but how about some
careless misadventuring

to take your mind off it?

I think there's
a creepy lagoon nearby.

Ooh! Think we'll find
some bloated remains?

Here's hoping.

And while they're doing that,

I'm gonna check out
this scary forest.

Oh, no, you don't.
Not by yourself.

But why not?

'Cause you're a pollywog.

You're too young
to go off on your own.

But the other kids did.

- Go, go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!

Hyah!

Whew! Who knew leeches
could run so fast?

Or had legs?

Glad I got
to see them, though.

Truly a once in a lifetime
experience.

Oh, sh**t. Snail trouble, everyone.
Snail trouble.

Hmm. Stranded, eh?
Well, couldn't have picked a nicer day.

Whoa. Dang it.

It's too darn muddy
for me to squeeze under Bessie

to see what's the trouble.

Hey, I can fit under Bessie.

No,
you stay up there where it's safe.

Hey, look. There's a bed and
breakfast just down the road.

Forget it. We ain't spending
coppers on lodging

when we've got
a perfectly fine tent...

All right, B&B it is.
But no extras.

Hang tight, Bessie. We'll find you
a comfy place to rest in a jiffy.

Wow.

Look at this place. So cozy.

Oh, hey there.

Welcome to the Dandy Lion B&B.

I'm Teddy.
This is my wife, Martha.

Please, warm yourselves
by the fire.

- Oh, well, that sounds nice.
- Yes, please.

Wow, haven't come across
a species like you before.

Same to you, dearie.
We're horned bullfrogs.

Oh, so not from around
these parts?

Yeah, we traveled here
a long time ago

and just, you know,
fell in love with the area.

Isn't that right, sweetie?

Oh, we sure did.

So. I take it you'll be
needing some rooms?

Just one, please.
We'll all pile in.

Oh, no need. We only have a couple of
guests tonight, so the inn is mostly empty.

We'll make you a deal. Four rooms for
the price of one. What do you say?

Heck yeah!

Score!

Thanks. But we only need three.

Polly here'll be
bunking with me.

What? Aw, Hop Pop!

- Here's some fresh cookies.
- Mmm!

And we'll go put your snail
in the barn.

Thank you.

- Hey! Watch it.
- Mine!

Get your hands off my cookies.

Whoo! Happiness,

thy name is solitude.

Freedom! And check it out.
A laundry chute!

This is so not fair.
I want my own room!

Sorry, kiddo.
But you're just too young for that.

But you can have as many
cookies as you want.

I don't want your pity cookies.

No? Well, then how about
a pity early bedtime?

But I'm not tired.

Yep, but I am.

One room, one bedtime.

Lights out in five minutes.

Hop Pop, look.
There's another room connected to this one.

- Can I stay in here?
- Well...

I'll leave the door open.
And I'll go straight to bed.

Pretty, pretty please?

Okay, fine.

Whoo! Yeah!

Thanks, Hop Pop.
You're the best.

But this door stays open.

And no jumping about.
Straight to bed.

Absolutely.

Now, I'm right here
if you need me.

Got it.

Three, two, one.

Finally! Independence.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo! Yeah!

Hyah!

Time to snuggle up
in my own bed.

What's that?

Okay, it's a little creepy,
but nothing I can't handle...

All right, just a bowling ball,
a mop,

and other assorted items
oddly arranged in the corner.

You know, I'm not really tired. I should
go see what Anne and Sprig are up to.

Hey, girlfriend!

Huh, not here.

Weird. Anne doesn't go anywhere
without her phone.

Well, let's go see
what Sprig is up to.

Hey-o! Where's the party at?

Huh. Sprig's not here either.

It's fine. Totally fine.

They're probably just
somewhere else.

And now to calmly head back
to my own room.

No, Polly. Resist.

You go crawling back
to Hop Pop now

and you'll never be left
on your own again.

It'll be fine. You'll be fine.

Hop Pop!
I don't wanna be on my own.

Sprig and Anne are missing
and I'm scared. I don't wanna...

I've been looking
all over for you.

Ha!

Huh?

Huh?

All right, time to pick a card.

Juliet, I think
you went first last time,

so, Juniper, you go first.

Ooh. Looks like I've got
the geezer.

Aged to perfection. Juliet?

I got the tall one.
Talk about your drumsticks.

Well, I guess I'll just have
to be happy with the boy.

Cook time will be much shorter.

Delicious.

They're cannibals.

Ooh. The little one got away.

Must not have eaten
any of my cookies.

Were they not sweet enough?
Did I goof the recipe? Oh, dearie me.

Oh, come on, Martha.

No one makes a slumberdoodle
better than you,

and you know that.

All right, you love birds,
that's enough.

Yeah, we're hungry.

Mmm, delectable.

That's my family!

Well, let me just go
get the marinade ready and...

Hyah!
Marinate this, you cannibals.

- Ah!
- Hyah!

Rise and shine, fam.

Huh? Wha... What's goin' on?

Five more minutes.

- Hi, Polly.
- Hey.

We gotta get out of here.

Oh, dear.

You're in way over your head,
sweetie.

Yeah, what can a legless little
tadpole like you do to stop us?

You're right.
I am just a little tadpole,

and I'm not ready to be alone!

My marinade!

All right, time to get a move on, fam.

Now, just hold on a second...

This way. Let's move.

Don't you dare leave.

Finally. A chance to use
everything I know about chemistry.

We gotta find Bessie.

- Bessie! - Bessie!
- Bessie!

Oh, thank goodness
you're all right,

you beautiful,
precious princess.

Sprig,
bring that lantern over here.

Polly, get under there
and take a look.

You got it, chief.

A trap. So that's what
slowed her down.

How the heck did this
get on her tail, though?

Uh... Hop Pop?

This was all a setup.

They trap passengers
at the inn.

We're the "breakfast"
in "bed and breakfast."

Yeah, obvi.

Let's go.

What are you laughing about?

Nothing.
Let's get outta here.

Bessie,
things are gettin' messy.

Ooh, thanks honey.
Hey, do you hear that?

Did you leave
the sink running?

Oh, dear.

Chemistry wins! Yes!

Home sweet home.

You know, Polly, even though
you're still a tadpole,

you certainly proved
you can be on your own.

Maybe it's time I give you
a little more independence.

Thanks, Hop Pop.

But I was actually hoping
to sleep in your room tonight.

Being on my own
was kinda freaky.

I suppose that'd be all right.

So. Turns out tonight's events

were a tad traumatic.

Room for two more?

Get in here, you crazy kids.

Great grubs, Sprig!
Your feet are cold!

Deal with it.

*AMPHIBIA*
Episode : "Wally and Anne"

Sync corrections by srjanapala

Now remember, green and red,
be well fed.

Blue and red, instantly dead.

Oh, wait. Or was that,
"Green and red, instantly dead"?

Huh?

Bleh.

Hmm.

Yup, that's a mushroom.

Did you guys see that?

Purple and green
heals the spleen.

Hey, guys. Huh?

What the heck?

Oh!

Whoa.

No, wait. Come back.
You're so cool.

There you are.

You guys just missed it.

What, you barfing up a butterfly?
Naw, we totally saw that.

No, no, no, no. There was this
magical creature made of moss.

It was beautiful.

Good one, Anne.
Saw the ol' "Moss Man," huh?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Anne, the Moss Man's a myth.

Only crazy people and gullible
tadpoles believe in it.

Wait. You're telling me
you guys

have giant fire-breathing
beavers and mutant centipedes,

but you don't believe in this?

Well, yeah, we've seen those.

Look, your world might have
stuff like flying machines

and magic memory boxes.

But we don't have weird stuff
like that here.

This is just a normal town.

You're talking frogs!

Never mind.
I'm done talking about it.

I am not done talking about it.

Still?

I'm tellin' you guys,

I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.

Careful, Anne.

You keep rantin' and ravin',

you'll put One-Eyed Wally
out of a job.

Ha! She totally does
sound like Wally.

You take that back.
I am not a weirdo like Wally.

I'm a strong, sane woman
who saw the Moss Man.

So! You've seen the Moss Man too, eh?

I seen it once.

Deep in the moors
where it makes its home

and feeds on mist.

Skin of moss, it had.

Took me hand clean off,
it did.

You have both your hands, Wally.

Lefty!
When did you get back?

Stop it.

I know it sounds crazy
when he says it.

But I saw what I saw.

Whatever you say...

One-Shoed Anne.

Huh? Oh, I get it.
Like One-Eyed Wally.

Sharp as ever, sis.

You might as well
start learnin' the accordion.

And sleepin' under bridges.

Wouldn't want to be
that guy.

Anne, actually,
I believe you...

Thank you. Jeez.

Dreamt it.
I believe you dreamt it.

She does sounds like Wally.

- Rantin' and ravin'.

One-Shoed Anne.
One-Shoed Anne.

Ah!

♪ I lost me true love ♪

♪ By the old willow tree ♪

Angel of death.

You've come for me at last.

What? No, Wally, it's me. Anne.

So it is. Whoo! Deja vu.
You jumped me before?

Listen, you said you know
where the Moss Man lives.

Take me there so I can snap a pic of
it, prove I'm normal,

and never be associated
with you ever again.

No offense.

Okay.

Please. I just got people

to stop calling me
the town monster.

I can't become
the town weirdo.

I said okay.

Oh. Thanks.

But the journey

will be fraught with peril.

- ♪ Oh,
the Misty Moors Are dark and gray... ♪

Hope he doesn't
play that thing the whole way.

Okay, that's enough.

Oh, thank goodness. Yes.

Or is it?

And with his dying words
he told me,

"Wallace, take this accordion,

find my k*ller and defeat him
with the power of song."

Anyway, enough about me.
Tell me about yourself.

Hard pass.
That's kind of personal

and you're kinda
basically an unstable stranger.

No!

Wally, you saved my phone.

Oh, yeah, and my life.

Don't mention it, love.
I know how much this thing means to you.

Oh. Thanks.

Now, let's hurry up
and get that photo.

Hmm. Where's Anne?

Clap, pull it back,
fist bump, flip it up, lock it in,

twist it, twainst it,
not against it,

spank the baby,
where's the baby?

There's the baby.
Shake hands with the baby.

Wow, that was incredible.

I'll never shake hands the
normal way again.

Thanks.
My friends used to think

my elaborate handshakes
were silly.

Oh, there's your first mistake,
love.

I never care what
other people think of me.

Easy for you to say.

Back home,
your reputation is everything.

- Lucky for you, you're not back home.
- Huh?

Anne, the way I see it, you've got
a great opportunity in front of you.

Whole new world, new people,
free to be whatever you want.

That's... kinda genius, Wally.

Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

Hey, dude, you still awake?

Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

Weirdo.

Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

We've finally made it.
The Misty Moors.

Time for the Moss Man
summoning ritual.

Summoning ritual?

Uh... Are you sure
this is gonna work?

Butterflies!

Oi! Where are you going?
I'm only halfway done.

Oh.

Whoa.

Hmm?

- Quick! After it.
- Oh, right.

Wait!

No! Wait.

No.

Where'd it go?

Oh, dang mist!

We lost him again.

We were so close.

I just can't believe
it's actually real.

I know, right? Wait, what?

I thought it was a myth.
I mean, it's preposterous.

But you... I don't... What?

So you took me all the way
out here based on a lie?

Yeah. I mean, we had fun,
though, didn't we?

That's not the point.

I could've easily gone
back with no proof.

And then everyone would think
I was like you.

What's so bad
about being like me?

Wally...

Oh, woof.

Wally. I didn't...

That's not what I meant.
I'm sorry.

It's cool you don't care
what people think about you.

And I'm glad
we came out here together.

- You mean it?
- Totally.

Clap it, pull it back,
fist bump...

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, no. Maybe...
- Um...

- Yeah? Is that right?
- It was... something like that? Yeah?

Now let's get a pic
of that Moss Man. Together.

Oh! Look!

Huh? There it goes.

We gotta hoof it.

Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

Huh?

Good thing I did
bouldering club in school.

One hand in front
of the other, Wally.

Oh! My iconic hat.

Perfect.

Yo, Wally, you almost up here?

Yep. And I think
I'm really starting

to get the hang of this.

Wally!

Wally! Hold on, I'm coming.

No. I'll be fine.
Just take the picture!

I got you, buddy.

Thanks.
Did you get the picture?

Not yet. Come on.

One, two, three.

Upsy-daisy.

It's gone.

The trail's gone too.

You lost your one chance
to get proof

and it's all my fault.

Now everyone's gonna think
you're as loony as I am.

You know what?
I'm good with that.

Wait, really?
What a turnaround.

We know what we saw.

And a good friend once told me

it doesn't matter
what other people think of you.

That's a good line.
Would your friend mind if I used it?

It was you, Wally.

Yeah, I know.

Or was it?

You goofball.

Wally!

So there we were,
our bodies ravaged.

Hanging on the edge
of the cliff,

the beastie staring down at us,
lickin' its mossy chops.

Any proof?

Absolutely not.

- They're two
peas in a pod, these loons.

- Eh, tough crowd.
- Can't please everyone.

Well, best be heading off.

♪ Oh, there once was a lass
Named Anne the Fair ♪

♪ She put up a front
And played her part ♪

♪ But soon enough
Touched this loon's heart ♪

Anne! We heard people at Stumpy's
saying you're as weird as Wally.

You must be pretty upset.

Honestly, guys,
I don't mind.

You don't have to
be strong for us.

Let it out, girl.

No, seriously. I'm fine.

Shh. Poor thing.

I'm One-Shoed Anne!

She's deranged!