01x09 - Candy Bar Creep Show/Monster in the Garage

[bunniefuu]

[ Gasps]


It a jack-o'-lantern, tommy.

See?

He's got a face
just like yours.

[ Gasps]

There's something funny
going on around here.

What?what?

I don't know

But the grownups are acting
pretty weird.

Hey, goofballs.

Guess what?

I get a reptar bar,
and you don't.

You get a what?

A reptar bar, dummy.

Don't you guys eat candy
or watch tv

Or do anything

You're supposed to?

I have to explain everything
to you little babies.

Wow!

Freptar?

Both:
a candy bar?

That's right,
you little babies.

A reptar bar is chocolate
and nuts and caramel

And green stuff and...

It's swirled and stirred
and rippled and beaten

And sweetened till you can't
stop eating

The superest, the duperest,
the double chocolate scooperest

The meanest, best,
better than the rest

Reptar bar, reptar bar

The candy bar supreme.

The candy bar that turns
your tongue green.

All:
wow!

I get one and you don't.

How come?

Because it's hollyween.

What's hollyween?what's hollyween?

It's what the grownups
are running around about

So I can go
trick-or-treating.

What's trick-or-treating?

I don't know, but I'll
get more reptar bars

And I get to go
and you don't.

So there.

Tommy, they got
reptar bars in those bowls.

Yeah!yeah!

We got to get some.

But how?

Uh-oh.

Ow!

What a great
haunted house.

I'm glad

I thought of it, drew.

I thought I thought of it.

Hmm?

Aren't these grape eyeballs
a little too scary

For our trick-or-treaters?

No scarier
than my spaghetti worms.

[ Eerie laughter]

Grandpa!

That mask is hideous.

Oh, we can't bring
the babies in here.

They'd have nightmares
for years.

Oops, I already promised
angelica she could come.

Well, maybe she's mature enough

But let's wait a year
with the others.

When I was a spud,
me and my brother sparky

Used to go trick-or-treating
door-to-door.

In those days, it was miles
to the next house

And those were real tricks
and real ghosts, mind you.

Real ghosts?

And me and sparky
weren't scared of nothing.

Children:
trick or treat!

What was that?

The trick-or-treaters are here.

Places, everyone.

[ Eerie music playing]

[ Knocking]

[ Giggling]

What are those?

Tommy:
big kids.

Scarier and bigger
than angelica even.

Oh my, more kids
are starting to arrive.

Stu:
you better get
out there, didi.

I still have to put on

My frankenstein flattop.

[ Groaning]

Ooh

What scary costumes.

Now you may enter
the haunted house.

How come they went in there?

[ Kids screaming]

All:
reptar bars!

Wow, they pulled
their faces off.

They have two faces.

And enough reptar bars
to feed both of them.

All we have

To do to get
a reptar bar is scream.

I don't know,
tommy.

I scream
all the time

And all I ever get
is a bottle or a diaper.

Yeah, chuckie,
but this is hollyween.

Everything's different.

Yeah.yeah.

Maybe we don't have to scream.

Maybe angelica
will share with us.

Come on, chuckie,
don't be a baby.

Okay, ready?

One...

Two...

Three...

[ Screaming]

The trick-or-treaters
must have scared them.

Don't worry, champ,
we'll fix it

So those old monsters
can't scare you.

That's better.

All that screaming
for nothing.

Yeah.

I don't get it.

How come
when those kids screamed

They get candy,
but we don't?

What are they doing different?

Wait a minute.

Chuckie, lil, phil

We have to scream
inside that place.

What place?what place?

Where the big kids are going.

I don't know, tommy.

It might be pretty scary
in there.

Tommy:
ah, come on, chuckie.

Shh.

All:
wow.

See, chuckie?

This isn't scary.

Well, it is
a little scary.

Worms!worms!

I think I'm going
to throw up.

Children:
trick or treat!

My, what scary costumes.

Angelica:
mine's not scary, aunt didi.

I'm a little angel.

Didi:
of course you are, dear.

All:
angelica?

Drew:
here you go.

One for you and you

And you, wolfie.

One for
the little mummy.

And here's a reptar bar
for you, muffin.

Reptar.

Put them in
your treat bags

And enter
the haunted palace.

Chuckie, phil, lil,
it's screaming time.

[ Screaming]

Look!

[ Screams]

Eww! Eyeballs!

[ Screams]

A ghost!

What's all the ruckus?

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

Jumpin' jehoshaphat,
real ghosts!

Leapin' librarians!

Hoppin' horny toads!

Wow, tommy, look.

All:
reptar bars!

Now, how many zombies
was it, pop?

It was two zombies,
I tell you.

Snake-haired zombies,
shrieking something horrible.

Pop, it's just a little
haunted house.

We built it
ourselves, remember?

I don't remember
building any zombies.

And another thing--

How did my mask move
all by itself?

And what about
that ghost?

A ghost, pop?

Come on.

There was
a ghost, daddy.

A horrible,
terrible ghost

That wrecked my halo
and scared me.

Scared me, too, darling.

I'm not going
back in there.

You said nothing scared you
when you were a kid.

That was now, this is then.

Which one of you heroes
is going in first?

I want my reptar bar.

Wow.

Angelica was right.

Yeah, it does turn
your tongue green, see?

Why do I have to go
in there alone?

'Cause I'm older.

You go first,
and I'll cover you.

Uh-uh, I'll cover you.

I want
my reptar bar!

Okay, we'll go in
together.

Stu:
wait, maybe I should
get a flashlight.

Drew:
right, a flashlight.

Stu:
you go in

And I'll get a flashlight
and join you.

Drew:
no, you go in
and I'll get the flashlight.

Stu:
why do I have
to go in alone?

Angelica:
I want my reptar bar!

Sure is dark.

Are we lost?

No. I can see the light.

It's just
a little bit further.

I thought we'd never get out.

[ Laughing]

[ Rumbling]

Jumpin' jehoshaphat!

[ Gasping]

[ Rumbling continues]

[ Gasping]

Good heavens!

What in the name of betsy
happened here?

Maybe it's a shift
in the earth's gravity--

A natural phenomenon.

Factual anomalous, my foot!

It's hoodlums. That's what.

Even a man's garage
isn't safe anymore.

Why, in my day...

I thought those shelves

Were a little flimsy.

[ Spike barks]

Spike?
Spike?

[ Whimpers]

Not so fast, pal.

I knew it was that dog
the whole time.

Now, pop, we don't actually
know it was spike.

In my day, we
kept critters

Outside where
they belong.

Why, my dog chester

Used to sleep inside
a rotted old tree stump

Day or night, rain or snow.

Could be below zero,
didn't matter.

It's just not fair.

What's not fair?

Spike, he's in the doghouse,
and he didn't make that mess.

But if he
didn't do it, tommy

Who did?

Didi:tommy?!
Chuckie?!

Look who's come
to visit you.

You two little munchkins
be sweet for boris and minka.

They'll be fine.

Boris and minka
are so good

With the children.

[ Speaking native language]

Minka:
have fun at the bowling.

Make many spare tires.

We will. Bye, mom.

Bye, dad.

[ Thunder crashing]

So, little kyanpipik

Went deeper and deeper
into the forest.

It was very dark

And for you and me

It would have been
very, very scary

But kyanpipik was a brave

Little wunderkind.

Ach, these babies
don't understand

A word you're saying,
mr. Storyteller.

Eh!

Eh!

Anyway, kyanpipik wasn't sure
which way to go

But then his sharp ears,
they picked up a sound--

A sound more terrifying
than any he ever heard.

It was the sound
of the terrible deibik.

They won't know
what a deibikis.

Uh, it's a...
Like a... Uh...

What do you call it? Uh...

You know, a monster--

[ Thunder crashing]

Only bigger.

So, little kyanpipik

Drew his klubbermeister

And prepared
to face the deibik.

He held his klubbermeister
high in the air

Because he did not know

From which way
thedeibik might strike.

Hey, old fellow.

[ Whimpering]

Are we having fun?

Yes, of course we are.

Don't tell me we've got
day-care duty again.

Well, betty's training
for the -k again.

How could I say no?

That story last night was scary.

Yeah, and what's weird is

The same thing's going on
around here.

What do you mean?

Remember that big crash
in the garage

Chuckie and me
told you about?

Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.

I saw spike in the living room
when it happened.

He couldn't have done it.

Someone,
or something

Is making trouble,
and it's not spike.

Something?

Making trouble?

Yep.

Something... Bad.

Help!

Good heavens!

What happened, stu?

I tell you there's
a conspiracy, didi--

First the garage

Now this.

Now, where's that dog?

Tommy, spike's outside.

He couldn't have done it.

See?

It had to be one
of those things-- a...
A monster.

A monster?
A monster?

A monster

And I think it's after us.

Help! Help!

Don't worry, chuckie.

There's a lot of us,
and only one of him.

But what are we going to do?

The only thing we can do.

We'll stop it.

How are we going
to do that?

We don't even have
the klubbermeister.

Yeah. It sounds
way too dangerous, tommy.

What else can we do?

Wait for it to come and get us?

But... But where do we start?

Where all
the trouble started--

The garage.

Okay.

Let's see
your klubbermeisters.

Good.

Yeah.

Too silly.

Now, don't turn it on
till I tell you.

Why?

You'll scare the monster.

Okay. Let's go.

[ Groaning]

I should take
some food out

To old spike.

Bet he's getting hungry.

Didi:
he already had
his breakfast.

Maybe I should take him
a doggie treat then.

Didi:
I hope he doesn't end up
weighing pounds.

Come on.

Let's go.

I don't know, tommy.

It sure is dark.

Aw, come on.

Don't be a baby.

[ Gasping]

[ Screaming]

It's just

The car.

Come on.

It's just a lamp.

See?

Look out!

Run!

Chuckie:
it's just a...

Uh-oh.

[ Squeak]

[ Gasping]

What is it?

The monster?

Kind of small
for a monster.

Maybe
it's a baby monster.

It's not really
all that scary

When you see it
up close.

I think
it's trying to say hello.

We come in peace.

[ Squeak]

What?

How did the kids
get in here?

[ Squeak]

A mouse! It's huge!

Get it out of here!

For the love

Of betsy, it's just a mouse.

In my day, we thought nothing
of finding herds of elk

Living in our garage.

A mouse?

Help, spike!

Help!

Okay, back
in the house, sweeties.

Now, who could have left
the door open?

Spike, you saved my life.

How could I
have ever doubted you?

From now on
you're sleeping

In our bed,
old buddy.

Now, stu, maybe he
can sleep on the end of the bed

For one night.

Pretty neat monster.

Yeah.

At first I thought
it was going to eat us.

I wasn't scared though.

Me neither.

Me neither.

Well, maybe a little.

It was fun.

A mouse-- ha!

Wow. Do you think
we'll ever see it again?

Naw, it was going
real fast.

I'll bet it's about
a million miles away now.

Too bad.

I kind of liked
that mouse monster.

Me too.

[ Crashing]

Stu:
didi! It's happening again!

He's back.