02x01 - Chuckie vs. the Potty/Together at Last

[bunniefuu]

[ Gasps]

[ Gasping]

Stu:
wow, chaz.

Isn't this place terrific?

I don't know, stu.

All this stuff
is so expensive.

And these crowds

Are making me
claustrophobic.

[ Gagging]

I can't breathe.

Yikes! What's that?

Avogadro the alligator.

The latest designer toy
from italy.

It works on an internal
cold fusion generator.

Sounds dangerous.

There's been
a few claims

But nothing's
been proved.

I don't think
this "avogloblo"

Is such a good idea.

The toy palace is closing

In five minutes.

Please take your purchases
to the front of the store.

We better go, stu.

The parking lot's
going to be a madhouse.

We got five whole minutes.
What's the rush?

Hey look! It's a real working
time machine for kids.

Ooh! Check it out.

Boy, this
is the bestest place ever.

Yeah.

I wish we never had
to leave.

Hey, maybe we don't.

What do you mean, tommy?

Maybe we could live here
and play forever.

[ Tommy and chuckie:]
wow!

But, tommy, we can't do that.

Aw, come on.

It will be fun.

Oh. Here we go again.

I just
don't know, stu.

Are you sure
this time travel stuff

Is really safe
for kids?

Of course it is, chaz.

Just as long as they
don't disturb the past.

Boy, what a great time.

Really wore
the kids out though.

I haven't heard
a peep out of them

Since we left
the store.

I just hope
they're not coming down

With some kind
of weird bug.

[ Beeping]

[ Buzzing]

[ Audience yelling]

Man:
hello!

Wow!

This is really neat.

And it's all ours.

[ Beeps]

Look at this.

Cowboys and injuries.

Neat!

[ g*nf*re]

[ Trumpet playing "charge"]

[ Indians hooting]

Chuckie, look out!

[ Both yelling]

[ Both sighing]

Oh, no!

They got him.

Do you think
he's hurt bad?
I don't know.

But don't worry, chuckie.

We'll fix him. Wait here.

Does it hurt a lot?

Hmm.

Let's get these arrows out.

Ah!

Youch!

Eww!

Scrapel.

[ Squeaks]

Smoochers.

Cramp.

There.

Good as new.

Well, almost.

Come on, chuckie. Let's go.

Boy, that was really
a lot of fun.

We should do it again
real soon.

Maybe next weekend.

I was going to spread
some mulch.

Rats. See you later, chaz.

Well, tommy old boy,
that sure was fun, wasn't it?

Maybe we'll go back
next saturday, huh, pal?

[ Stu screaming]

[ Gasps]

Listen.

[ Train horn blowing]

Hey, let's go for a ride!

I don't know, tommy.

I like walking.

I bet this train goes
all over the place. Let's go!

Wait, tommy!

I'm coming!

I'm coming, tommy!

Tommy!

Help!

Hang on, mr. Bear.

This is great!

[ Panting]

I don't think tommy
could really have left us behind

Do you, mr. Bear?

I didn't think so.

Chaz! Tommy's...

I know! Chuckie too.

They must be back
at the toy store.

Come on!

[ Both screaming]

[ Both gasping]

Is it just me,
or is this train

Going faster and faster?

Announcer on tv:
and now, for a word
from our sponsor.

Tommy, slow it down!

I can't!
[ Both screaming]

[ Grunting]

[ Gasping]

[ Grunts]

[ Gasps]

[ Squealing]

[ Yelling]

[ Squeaks]

[ Tires squealing]

Come on, mr. Bear.

Maybe tommy's in here.

I don't know, mr. Bear.

I don't really like it
in here.

Tommy?

Tommy?
[ Panting]

[ Boinging]

[ Gasps]

[ Boinging]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

Tommy!

You're okay!

Yeah. But it's not so easy
living in the toy place.

I know.

It's really scary.

The toys are alive.

Don't be silly,
chuckie.

The toys aren't
really alive.

Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!

[ Kids screaming]

[ Brakes screeching]

Huh?

You got to help us.

Our kids are
in the store.

Somehow our kids
got locked inside.

Chuckie's just two

But he's very advanced
for his age.

Look-- he colors inside
the lines.

There's no way a couple
of babies could have gotten by

This security network.

We were in the store,
and we when got home...

We just had dolls.

You had a doll.

I had a monkey.

[ Both panting]

[ Thorg growling]

Thorg hungry!

Thorg want eat!

[ Both clamoring]

Now, look, fellas!

The megon
is a total security net.

Those security cameras
are movement-sensitive.

If anything moves
inside that store

I know about it.

The megon , , huh?

I heard about that thing.

I don't care
about any net!

I'm telling you
my kid is in that store!

Not a chance, pal.

Let me show you
the brochure on this baby.

You see this here
computer chip?

That's your
techtron , series.

This baby can process...

[ Both panting]

[ Thorg growling]

Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!

Help!

Help!

We're doomed.

Help! Help!

Reptar!

Come on, chuckie.

Reptar will save us.

Come on, reptar.

You got to do something.

[ Thorg growling]

Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!

Come on! Come on!

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Go get him, reptar.

It's terrible.

I can't watch.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.
Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.
[ Whirring and popping]

[ Lightning crackles]

[ "Yankee doodle" playing]

Thorg want eat!

We're saved!

Thanks, reptar.

Did you hear that, mr. Bear?
We're saved!

What?!

Chaz, there they are.

Holy mcgillicuddy!

They penetrated the net!

Tommy!

Chuckie!

Oh, where were you?

I'm so glad
to see you again.

Let me just look at you
for a second.

[ All talking at once]

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

Halt! I am reptar.

[ All talking at once]

Halt! I am reptar.

Stu:
tommy, let me kiss you!

Grandpa:
"blackbeard stood over
the ancient, tattered map

"Smiling evilly and rubbing
his gnarled hands together.

"'Shiver me timbers!

"'A king's ransom
in gold doubloons!'

"'But you'll never live
to spend it.

I'll send your miserable bones
to davy jones' locker.'"

Get the picture, scout?

These two swashbucklers
are about to slice each other up

'Cause both of them wants
that treasure all for himself.

Ahoy there!
If it ain't black chuck

With his scurvy crew,
phil and lil.

Oh, pop, don't tell me
you're reading tommy

That pirate book again.

Pirates are too scary

For one-year-olds.

Oh, horsefeathers!

Captain largo
may be one mean customer

But tommy and me
have him well in hand

Don't we, scout?

Well, I suppose it's all right.

Say, would you mind
looking after

The rest
of these little buccaneers

While I do
the laundry?

Aye, me comely wench.

Oh, pop.

[ Yawns]

Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah. Those two
old sea dogs were about

To carve each other up
over that treasure map

And, uh...

Hey, here it is.

This is how
these old pirates

Are going to find their way
to the treasure.

See, "x" marks the spot.

[ Yawns]

Now then, captain largo

Was fighting
to keep his treasure

And then there was
this sword fight

And then...

[ Snoring]

All:
wow!

Why does that man

Got a diaper on his head?

'Cause he's a pirate

And it's not a diaper.

It's a banana.

Wow.

Wish we was pirates.

Me too.

Maybe we could be.

How?
How?

Well, according to grandpa

All we got to do
is tie me buckos

Shiver our fingers,
and find a treasure.

I don't know, tommy.

I mean, look at these guys.

This one's only got one leg.

This one's only got one eye.

This pirate's
got a hook for a hand.

[ Both laugh]

Yeah! Let's do it!

Let's be pirates!

But you guys

We don't even know
where a treasure is.

Here's our treasure.

Alls we got to do

Is go to the "x."

If you want your share
of the booties

Then follow me, mateys.

[ Grunts]

Tommy, I don't think
that place on the map

Is even around here.

I'm not tommy.

I'm long tom silver

And you're my squirrelly crew.

Come on, you sea dogs.

Dogs? I thought
we was pirates.

We're sea dogs
and we're pirates.

The most fiercesomest pirates
on the spinach main.

Why do we all have to be
up here on the wagon?

This isn't a wagon.
It's a boat.

Well, I'm getting off
the boat now.

I can't breathe.

You better get
back on board.

You're standing
in the ocean.

What do you mean the ocean?

We're in your backyard, tommy.

Not anymore.

[ Gasps]

I knew this wasn't
such a good idea.

Sand ho!

That looks like
your sand box, tommy.

Nope.

It's a desert island

And unless I missed my guest

There's a treasure on it.

[ Chirping]

Treasure, eh?

I wonder what kind of treasure
those babies have.

Well, whatever it is

Pretty soon
it's going to be mine.

All mine!

[ Laughs]

I claim this island
for the king and clean.

I think I got sand in my shoe.

Real pirates
like sand in their shoes.

Hmm...

Skull rock!

Blackbeard's cave.

[ Echoing:]
hello!

Mt. Baldy.

There it is!

Paces ahead.

"X" marks the spot.

Let's go.

One, six, two, four, fifty.

Avast, ye slobs!

Here we be!

Wow!

All right then...
Dig!

[ Grunting]

Is this the treasure?

No. That's cat poop.

Keep digging.

That's it!

[ Grunting]

The treasure!

Shiver me fingers!

I bet there's a thousand
gold balloons in there.

[ expl*si*n]

What was that?!

[ Whistling]

[ Screams]

Me spots a spinach gallon
on the star search side.

Is he friend or emeny?

Emeny.

It's admiral angelico,
sworn foe of all babies.

I mean pirates.

[ Laughs]

Ha!

[ Gasps]

Quick!

To the longboat!

Hurry, chuckie,
get in first.

We're doomed.

Now the treasure, fast!

[ Both grunt]

[ Yells]

Tommy:
row, row.

Row your boat.

She's gaining on us.

Oh, I knew I shouldn't have had

That second helping
of strained squash.

[ Laughs]

I've got those babies

Right where I want them.

Didi:
betty, you wouldn't believe

What those kids of ours
are up to.

They're pretending
to be pioneers

In a covered wagon.

It's just adorable.

I wish I had
the videocamera right now.

[ Yelling]

You guys, look!

All:
wow!

[ expl*si*n]

Hoist the mizzle mast.

Pull up the anchor.

Swab the poop deck.

All:
poop?!

[ Laughs]

Those babies
better say their prayers.

Hurry up, mateys,
or we'll all be fish food.

Oh, please, tommy.

Don't mention food.

All right. Ready, aim, fire.

Uh-oh. I think

We're going
to be drownded.

I think we're going
to be captured.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Prepare to be bored.

Oh, no.

Looks like
she's going to bore us.

[ Yells]

[ Both gasp]

You're finished, long tom.

The days of you babies
blundering the high seas

Are over.

[ Gasps]

I laugh at you,
admiral angelico.

[ Laughs]

Laugh away, baby

But I'm going to have
that treasure.

Not a chance!

Hey, watch it!

[ Snoring]

[ Evil laughter]

Help!

Tommy!

[ Laughs]

You fool.

I tricked you.

Hand over your loot

Or I'll send you
to the slimy deep.

Never!

Be brave, tommy.

Remember, a pirate's
not ascared of nothing.

I think
I'm going to be sick.

Farewell, my brave crew.

Wherever you may row

Do not forget the memory
of your brave captain.

Now I know I'm going to be sick.

And as for you,
admiral angelico

You may wreck my ship

And you may capture
my crew

But you'll never get
my treasure.

Not in a million
zillion years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stop talking
and start walking.

[ Yells]

He's the bravest baby
I ever sawed.

Didi:
angelica!

Angelica:
uh-oh.

What do you think
you're doing, young lady?

But aunt didi

I didn't do anything.

They were pirates.
They had a treasure.

They fired on me first.

You can just help swab the decks

Inside the house for a while,
young lady.

My treasure.

She never got it.

All the riches
of the yeast, mateys...

And it's ours.

All ours.

All:
ooh!

[ Snoring]

Now where were we?

Oh, oh, yeah.

"The end."