02x17 - Rebel Without a Teddy Bear/Angelica the Magnificent

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Growling]

[ Tommy growling]

That's him, chuckie.

Do you like him?

His name's henry.

Well, do you like him, huh?

Isn't he great?

He can crawl around
and eat bugs

And climb trees.

Well...

Well, what?

I don't know how
to say this, tommy

So maybe I better just say it.

He's kind of dirty.

Tommy, you okay?

I'm fine.

Oh, I'm sorry,
tommy.

Hey, I know
what to do.

What?

Let's give
herman a bath.

His name's henry.

Oops.

Well, then let's
give henry a bath.

Why?

Well, whenever
I get dirty

My dad gives me
a bath.

So if henry's
dirty...

We can give him
a bath-- yeah!

Then he'll be
all clean again.

Bathtub...

Check.

Water...

Check.

Henry...

Check.

Soap.

Soap?

Uh-oh.

Tommy, the soap's
way up there.

Hmm, that's
pretty far away.

Sorry, henry.

Looks like you
got to stay dirty.

No... Wait!

Tommy,
that's not soap.

That's mustard.

Mm... Close enough.

Let's wash
his hair.

Good idea.

Okay, now close
your eyes, henry.

Mom:
tommy!

Oh, look at this mess!

[ Sniffs]

Eew!

Oh, charles, what
are we going to do

With herman?

I think it's
ruined, didi.

Oh, I just wish

There were something
I could do.

Tommy loves herman.

I don't know.

It looks mighty unsanitary.

Soon it'll start to mildew.

If I were you,
I'd throw it away.

Oh, dear, I suppose
you're right.

It's not fair!

Why do my toys
always get taken away?

Tommy, they don't
always get taken away.

Yes, they do.

Maybe herman's
not gone forever.

His name's henry.

Well, maybe your
mom can buy you

A new henry.

A new henry?

Whose side are you
on anyway, chuckie?

It's not fair.

It's just not fair.

No one cares about me.

Angelica:
something wrong,
cousin tommy?

Angelica!

Now, what's
bothering you, tommy?

My mom took
away henry

And she won't
give him back.

Oh, no, that's awful!

Who's henry?

He's my lion.

Oh... I see.

Listen, kid,
you been wronged.

There's only one
way to get him back.

Uh-oh, I smell trouble!

What, angelica?

Tommy, you got to be bad.

Bad?

Then you'll get

Whatever you want.

Don't listen!

Yes, listen.

If I want
a raptor bar

Know what I do?

I get bad!

I kick and scream and cry
until I get it.

It sounds too easy.

It iseasy, and it's fun, too.

Well, got to go.

Have a nice day.

Phew! She's gone.

Good thing we never
listen to her, eh, tommy?

Tommy?

Chuckie, from now on,
I'm going to be bad.

Tommy, don't do it!

Chuckie, I've been
through a lot.

I've been given naps
when I wasn't tired;

I've been fed
yucky beets;

I had my temperature
taken too many times.

But chuckie, this time
they've gone too far.

I got to stand up
for myself.

I'm going to knock over
my juice cup!

Oh, I can't look.

Okay, here I go!

Ooh! Looks kind of full.

Mmm.

Apple juice.

Ha!

Angelica:
what are
you doing?

I was being bad,
just like you told me.

You call thatbad?

What do you mean?

When you knock
over your juice

You do not
drink it first.

I didn't want
to make a mess.

Didn't want
to make a mess?

[ Sighs]

Kid, we got some work to do.

Being bad,
lesson one:

Throwing clothes
around the room.

Watch and learn.

Ha!

Now you try.

Tommy,
don't do it.

Aw, he's just
a fraidycat.

Now throw
the shirt.

Do it again!

And this time get
really, really mad.

[ Grunting]

Much better.

[ Tommy and angelica laughing]

Lesson two:
being bad means

Never having to
say you're sorry.

[ Laughing]

Very good!

[ Gasps]

Not bad...

Not bad at all.

Tommy, I think
you've got it.

Got what?

I think you've got "bad."

What do you mean, "think"?

I ambad.

Ooh! Very good!

Let's celebrate by tearing
up these newspapers

And throwing them
all over the house.

Chuckie:
tommy, I think
you can stop now.

Tommy:
I'm not
going to stop

Till I get
henry back.

What if you
never get him?

I'll be bad forever!

I'll live outside the lawn.

I'll go from
nursery to nursery

With nothing
but my big wheel.

I'll draw on walls and
I'll make them wish

They never even
touchedhenry.

I just don't understand it.

What's gotten
into him?

Well, he hasn't destroyed
anything irreplaceable.

Aah! My stamp collection!

Don't worry, stu.

Lipschitz says if you
give your child freedom

He'll be over it
in four months.

Months?!

[ Groans]

So, how's it
going, tommy?

Do anything
bad lately?

Just splattered
my daddy with food

And poured juice
in my mommy's hair.

Not bad for a beginner.

Now, what about
you, chuckie?

Are you going
to be bad, too?

No, angelica,
I'm happy being good.

Good?

I just don't get you.

Tommy's been acting bad

But he still doesn't
have his lion back.

Yeah, you
said being bad

Would get
henry back.

Hey, you got to
give it some time.

Rome wasn't built
in an egg.

I don't think
being bad works.

I don't think being
bad gets you anything.

You're just not
being bad enough.

I'm not?

You got to be a lot badder.

Everything we've been doing
is just kid stuff.

Now it's time to do
something really bad.

The coast is clear.

Now, go for it!

[ Grunts]

My mommy's favorite necklace.

[ Grunting]

Hurry up!

Got it!

Good work.

Now let's
finish the job.

Tommy:
what are we going to
do with the necklace?

[ Angelica chuckling evilly]

Here it is, tommy.

Drop the necklace
into the garbage

And your mean old mom
will never see it again.

But angelica...

But what?

She took
your lion.

You take
her necklace!

Do it!

Chuckie:
tommy, wait!

What do you want?

I've been quiet
all this time

But I can't
keep quiet anymore

Because it's
just plain wrong.

Tommy, don't do it.

You start off
throwing a necklace
in the garbage can

Then you're breaking
windows, stealing houses

And you end up
in prison!

Tommy's not afraid
of going to jail.

Are you, tommy?

You still shouldn't
do it, tommy.

It's not nice.

Not nice?

Ha! Don't make me laugh.

Tommy, just do
what I told you.

No, tommy, that's your
mom's favorite necklace!

She threw away
your favorite lion.

It's only fair.

I can't believe this!

If you're not going to be bad

Then the grown-ups will
never give you anything.

But angelica...

They'll take
everything

So you have nothing
but your diapers

And then they'll
take those, too.

I can't do it.

My mom's done too
much nice stuff for me.

You babies!

None of you
have any guts.

It was nice of you
to try to help me.

I work hard
to make you bad

And then you go
and listen to chuckie.

You babies make me sick!

Chuckie...

Yeah?

Thanks.

You stopped me
just in time.

I'm glad you didn't do it.

Me, too.

Chuckie, you're
the bestest friend

A baby ever had.

There you are.

I've been looking
all over for you, tommy.

I washed your lion for you.

[ Squealing]

My necklace!

Where did
you find it?

Oh, thank you,
sweetie.

[ Both cooing and giggling]

Angelica:
presto, change-o!

Babies:
ooh!

You dumb babies,
it didn't work.

But it's still a real nice ball.

Huh!-- You don't know
the first thing about magic.

What did
she mean?

What's the first
thing about magic?

I don't know.

Hmm, guess angelica
was right.

Hmm...

I should have built
this thing years ago.

Finally, a place
to put all that junk.

Drew, aren't there people
you can pay to do this?

Come on, howard.

It's just
a storage shed.

It won't take us
more than an hour.

Oh, look,
isn't that cute?

I bought angelica
a magic kit.

Isn't she a little
young for magic tricks?

Well, angelica
is highly advanced.

Angelica:
you stupid ball!

Why won't you disappear?!

Is anything wrong?

It won't disappear!

Maybe you need
a little more fairy
dust, peanut nose.

Maybe I should grind the
stupid ball into fairy dust.

Oh, come on, honey.

Give it
another try.

All right.

I did it!

I disappeared the ball!

Look, everybody!

I can disappear the ball!

That's swell, dear.

Yeah, it's really amazing.

Now you see it, now you don't.

Now you see it, now you don't.

You're not looking!

[ Screaming]

Why does she want

To disappear that ball?

Maybe she
doesn't want it.

She should give it to us, then.

It's real nice.

♪ Buh, buh-da, buh, buh, buh!

Oh...great.

Uh, cupcake, the grown-ups
have work to do.

Show your trick

To all your
little friends.

[ Cackling]

Okay, you babies, listen up.

This is your lucky day

Because today you get to see
angelica the magnificent!

Tommy, I'm scared.

What are you
going to do?

I'm going to do a magic show.

See, chuckie?

It's just a magic show.

What's a magic show?

She's going to pull
a rabbit out of her hat.

I've seen it
on tv.

[ Shrieking with delight]

This is an even
better trick.

Ali baba, ala kazee.

Ali, ali, osten free-free-free!

Wow!
Wow!wow!
Wow!

[ Gasps]

Wow, angelica, that was a
really, really good magic show.

I'm not finished!

For my next trick...

Pull a rabbit out?

No!

Oh.

I will make my magic wand
float in thin air.

Ala-kazam, ala-kazoom.

Ta-da!

It's hanging
from a string.

Is not!

Is too.

I'll make my
magic wand disappear

Just like the ball.

You didn't disappear the ball.

It's
right there.

What about the rabbit trick?

Yeah...

We want the rabbit.

I can't do that!

Oh, I thought this was
supposed to be a magic show.

Maybe I should make
youdisappear, lil.

Wow!

Neat!

Could you
really do that?

Stop pulling!

Sure, I can.

Wait here.

Maybe this isn't
such a good idea, lil.

I'm not scared.

I don't know.

Phil:
don't worry,
chuckie.

She can't even disappear
a little ball.

This'll be the bestest
trick I ever done.

First, here's
some fairy dust.

Hey!

[ Gasp]

Angelica:
wowie, zowie, bo-bowie...

Fee, fi, fo-mowie...

[ Lil giggling]

Angelica:
kablowie!

Lil, I command you to disappear!

All:
wow!

Well, there you have it.

No more lil.

No more lil?

I did it! I disappeared her!

Wow!

You disappeared lil.

No, she didn't.

Chuckie:look!

She turned lil
into a butterfly.

Right, t-t-that's
what I meant to do.

[ Gasp]

[ Men groaning]

For pete's sake,
can't you hold that still?

It's just a little
storage shed, huh?

I knew this would turn
into a living nightmare.

[ Giggling]

Don't you think

You should
change her back?

Where is she?

There she goes.

She looks happy.

Well, got to run.

No, we got to catch lil
so you could change her back.

Lil, wait!

Lil, come back!

What a great wand!

[ Men grunting]

Professional builders,
they call them.

In some civilized countries
they have unions.

Tommy, how can
we figure out

Which one is lil?

Lil!

Where are you?

I'm right here.

Which one
said that?

That one.

Come on, let's get her
back to angelica

Before it's
too late!

Where did everybody go?

"Angelica, share your toys."

Zap! You're disappeared!

"Angelica, time for a nap."

Pow! You're gone!

I can't wait

To take this thing
to preschool.

Tommy:
we got her!

You have
to change her.

Yeah? Says who?

Come on, angelica.

We miss lil.

Say "please."

All:
please.

Say "pretty please."

Pretty please.

Say "pretty please
with sugar on top and..."

Change her back!

Geesh, okay, okay.

Put her in the box.

Now, how did that go?

Uh... Hocus-crocus,
silly locus!

Humphrey-bogus, out of focus!

Um, let's try again.

Eenie, meenie, minie, mucus!

In-a-gadda-da-vida, pucus!

Look, phil, now you get
twice as many toys.

You can't do it?

Hey, I tried.

But I want
my sister!

You can't always
get what you want.

When the grown-ups find out,
you'll be in big trouble.

Uh-oh, I never thought of that.

Phil, you can wear
a ribbon in your hair

And pretend to be lil.

Uh-uh, won't work.

Then who would be phil?

This is important.

Lil's my sister.

You can't just make her
disappear forever.

Go tell the grown-ups.

All right, all right.

Daddy, daddy!

Sweetheart,
daddy's busy.

Is this important?

Um...

No.

What's angelica doing?

She's going to tell
the grown-ups how...

All:
lil!

What wasit like?

Did you like
being a butterfly?

You've been watching
too many cartoons.

Guys, job well done.

Yep, piece o' cake.

Now, cupcake,
what is it?

I got to tell
you something.

Yes?

The babies dug a hole
and buried lil in it!

What?!

Who let the babies out?

Well, I did.

But they did the rest.

Oh, there you are!

Come here, kids!

Lil, I'm so glad to see you!

Was it cold underground?

I think you've been
watching too many cartoons.

Maybe it's time
for a nap.

No! I'm not taking any nap!

Kalamazoo!

Poof!

Sholem aleichem!

I'm sorry, howard.

I don't know

What's gotten
into her.

No, I won't
take a nap!

Angelica, stop it.

Anything but a nap!
Come on, now.

[ Wailing]

Angelica!

Look what I got!

Tommy, be careful!

See, howard?

Piece o' cake.

Just as good
as a professional job.

I don't know...

It's as solid as a rock.

Kalamazoo!

[ Gasp]

Guess it's a
little early

To start celebrating,
huh, guys?

Right.

Tommy, why did
you do that?

[ Grunts]

Chuckie, there
are some things

Even a baby shouldn't
fool around with.

Oh.