02x26 - Tooth or Dare/Party Animals

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Whistling]

I'll get you yet,
you healthy-looking molar!

Oh, help me!

Help me!

Who will help me?

We'll save you!

[ Groaning]

No!

Tooth:thanks.

If it weren't
for you guys

I'd be a goner.

Don't thank
us, thank her.

That's kind
of you, brushy

But we can all
share credit here.

Brushing
and flossing

Are both very
important.

And we all have
to watch out for
those candies.

They cause cavities.

Oh, no, dr. Dentist!

Don't worry, toothy.

Just keep up
the good work

And come back in six
months for a checkup.

Thanks, dr. Dentist.

If it weren't for you,
I'd sure feel rotten.

Wow, I can't wait till
my tooth starts talking!

Ignore him.

He's just
a baby.

Where'd you get
this movie?

After edwin lost his tooth

And got money
from the tooth fairy

My mom figured...

Hold on a second.

Go back to that
part about money.

Oh... Edwin got money
for his tooth.

From who?
The tooth fairy.

She comes at night

And gives you money
for your old teeth.

Wait, you're saying

There's this tiny little lady
who trades money for old teeth?

Yeah, pretty much.

That's the
dumbest thing

I ever heard.

If you believe that, I got a
sandbox in florida to sell you.

Okay, come on!

I'll prove it to you.

How much is
that sandbox,
angelica?

Edwin:
come in.

[ Gasps]

Where are we?

Is this a library?
Nah, this is just edwin's room.

Well, where's edwin?

I'm up here.

Edwin?

But of course.

Tell the tooth fairy story.

Certainly.

But how shall I begin?

Just get on with it,
poindexter.

Two nights ago, I
discovered my tooth was--

How shall I say this?--
Wiggly.

After some cajoling

I extracted the little
bugger with my finger.

Later,
at my father's suggestion

I placed the tooth
under my pillow.

I arose to discover
money in its place.

You're saying a tooth
fairy gave you that money?

That or my parents
are playing a trick on me.

Come on, there ain't
no tooth fairy.

I bet you didn't
even lose a tooth.

You're nothing but
a phony brainiac.

You think so?

This tooth
business

Will make
us all rich.

Rich? What's rich?

Rich means we can buy
all the toys we ever wanted.

A rocket
ship...

That sandbox in florida

You mentioned.

Sure, tommy,
right.

Oh, boy!

We'll split everything--

Only I get more

Because I
thought of it.

We've just got

To get some teeth.

Um...
Sure, angelica.

How will we get the
teeth out of your mouth?

Mymouth?

No, no, no, no.

You don't understand.

We're not
getting teeth

From mymouth.

We're getting teeth
from yourmouth.

Aw, that little thing's
not a tooth.

Where will we
get a real tooth?

Chuckie:
hey, guys.

Hey... Why are you guys
looking at me like that?

Now, that's what I call a tooth.

I don't know, you guys.

What's a couple of teeth
between friends?

I can't give you my teeth.

How will I eat?

You'll eat bananas
and mashed potatoes.

We'll split the
money with you.

Just think: a nice
insecurity blanket.

A blanket, huh?

With lots of colors and
pretty pictures sewed in.

Well... You sure
this won't hurt?

You'll hardly even feel it.

Well, okay.

[ Groans]

They're stucked.

You stupid baby, put
some muscle into it!

[ Muffled]:
let go of my teeth!

Drat!

It's no use.

Hey!

I got a idea.

Don't go away.

This should
do the trick.

Whatr will you
do with that?

Pry chuckie's
tooths out.

You're not putting
that in my mouth.

It's not going to hurt at all.

Here, I'll show
how it works.

Now, the ball's stuck,
just like your tooth, right?

Right.

We can't pull it out, right?

Right.

But we got a tool
to help us, see?

[ Groaning]

[ Gasps]

Okay...

Maybe it wasn't the best plan.

Anyway, I got a
much better idea.

I saw them do this
in a movie.

You're not going
to tie that

To my tooth, are you?

I'll show you
how easy it is.

I'll tie it
to this bear.

Ready?

Both:
ready.

May I have

A drum roll, please?

[ Drum roll plays]

Ta-da!

[ Both gasp]

[ Screams]

Well, it worked in the movie.

Now, this one's definitely
going to work, guys.

I still
don't get it.

Tie the string to spike's tail

And the other end
to chuckie's tooth.

Spike starts running,
pulls the string

And the tooth comes flying
out of his mouth.

Forget it!

This one's too scary.

Now, stand still!

No!
Yes!

No!

Yes!

[ Whimpers]

[ Screams]

[ Screaming]

[ Whimpers]

Get off me,
you big, stinking mutt!

Are you okay,
angelica?

Maybe this isn't
a good idea.

Let's just forget it.

We've done too much hard work

To giveup now.

But what
will we do?

You stay here;
I got one more idea.

I don't know

If I really want
to lose my tooth.

I kind of like it
right where it is.

Really?

Yeah, tommy,
I'm scared.

What if angelica's plan
would have worked?

Instead of her on that string,
it could have been my tooth.

I never thought of that.

If you're scared, we
don't have to do it.

We don't?

Of course not.

We'll tell angelica
you changed your mind.

Did I hear you
right, chuckie?

Are you scared?

Aw, and tommy.

Sticking up
for your best
pal, chuckie.

How nice.

There's just
one itsy-bitsy little problem.

I'm getting those teeth if
it's the last thing I ever do!

[ Both scream]

Come back here with those teeth!

[ Angelica laughs maniacally]

[ Both gasp]

Hmm.

Hey, wait a second.

Rgive me those chompers!

[ Boys scream]

[ Growls]

[ Both gasp]

[ Growls]

[ Yells]

[ Both scream]

[ Growls]

Stop!

[ Yells]

Angelica,
are you okay?

Oh, but daddy,
the babies ate

All the ice
cream sandwiches.

What ice cream
sandwiches?

I don't know.

A tooth!

A tooth!

I got a tooth!

Yes!

Well, I guess
she's okay.

Next time you see me,
I'm going to be rich

And you're not going
to get nothing!

Ha, ha, ha!
It's mine-- all mine!

Do you think angelica
got her money?

I bet she
got so much

She won't know
what to do with it.

[ Door buzzer sounds]

Bro.

And how's my niece?

Did we get a visit
from the tooth fairy?

Is it something
I said?

Well, are you rich?

Did you buy
a new pony?

Did the tooth fairy
give you money?

Yeah, he gave me some money.

A dime!

All that work
for one lousy dime.

Go buy yourselves
a rattle.

The tooth fairy--
what a joke.

They should call her
the cheat fairy.

I guess there's just
no pleasing some people.

Bye, kids.

[ Laughs]

Grandpa:
"then aladdin rubbed
his magic lamp three times

And said, 'i wish I had
a kingfisher speedboat.'"

Angelica:
grandpa...

That's not
what he says.

Well, he should have.

I would have.

Grandpa.

Okay.

"He wished

"To turn a bunch
of rocks into gold

So he could buy
a kingfisher ."

[ Sighs]

"Anyway, all of a sudden

A cloud of smoke
filled the room."

[ Whoosh]

[ All gasp]

"When the smoke cleared

"The boxes of rocks
and sand had changed

"Into chests
of gold and diamonds.

"Then aladdin and the princess
got into the kingfisher

"And lived happily ever after.

The end."

With a magic lamp,
could I turn

Fluffy into a flying horse?

If you had a magic lamp

You could turn fluffy
into a ferrari.

Wow!

Now, go to sleep--
I'm going downstairs

And see if that shindig your
moms and dads are putting on

Has started yet.

Boy, a magic lamp

That can turn
rocks into gold.

And sand
into diamonds.

And mud into dirt.

That's not all
it could do.r

Angelica,
what are you doing?

Looking for
my magic lamp.

What does it look
like I'm doing?

Why-reeka, I found it.

My "little miss homemaker"

Battery-operated,
halogen-style magic lamp.

Wow, angelica,
what are you
going to wish for?

That fluffy
was a ferraro?

No.

That you had a
house full of toys?

No.

Are you going to wish

There was no more
wars or fighting

And people lived
in peace forever?

No!

I'll wish for
something good.

Be careful what
you wish for.

You just might get it.

I wish the whole world
was like the circus

With cookies
and candy

And fun stuff
everywhere

And animals and clowns.

And pirates
and cowboys...

Spacemens
and gorillas.

And a big moose!

[ Horn sounds]

Just a thought.

That's it-- the wish is made.

Alls we got to do is
sit back and watch it happen.

Nothing's happening.

Yeah, it doesn't
look like

That lamp is
magic at all.

This dumb
old lamp!

It must be busted.

[ Smash]

I'm going
to sleep.

You babies better
not wake me.

I don't want to talk

About aladdin
and his dumb lamp.

No moose?

No moose.

[ Doorbell rings]

Oh, this will be
a wonderful costume party.

Byron,
you made it.

Hello, melanie.

What a fantastic costume.

Mr. And mrs. Holstein!

Oh, you've lost weight,
haven't you?

[ General conversation]

[ Imitating tarzan's yell]

[ Gasps]

Hey, chuckie,
phil, lil, wake up.

Huh?

What?

What's wrong, tommy?

Listen, something's
happening downstairs.

[ Tarzan yell]

Well, maybe
it's a elephant.

Maybe it's
just the tv.

Maybe it's a elephant
watching tv!

There's only one
way to find out.

Shouldn't we
wake angelica?

Remember
what she said?

She doesn't want to be
waked up for nothing.

[ Snoring]

[ Jazzy music plays]

Look!

There's tarzan

And his
mommy, jane.

Lil:
there's a pony!

Phil:
and a cowboy!

Chuckie:
and a monkey!

Whoa!

What's that, tommy?

That... Is the king.

Whoa, tommy

The magic lamp worked!

Our wish came true.

Everything is just like we said.

How do we know this is really
what we wished for?

Any more questions?

No.

Man:
didi!

It's me,
cousin bucky!

Oh!

Cousin bucky.

Glad you
could make it.

I didn't quite
recognize you.

Well, I put on a
few pounds-- or !

Where's your costume?

It's in the gremlin.

I'll change later.

Where's the kids?

They're asleep.

I wanted to play
"pull my finger."

Hey, do you want to?

No, no, thanks,
cousin bucky.

Oh, come on.

I still
don't get it.

I'm a well-balanced
breakfast--

The
four food groups.

Oh, yeah,
real clever, chaz.

Hey, the three little pigs!

[ Playing jazz]

[ Gasps]

Should we ask for
their autographs?

This is
my brother stu.

Also known
as tarzan

King of
the jungle.

King kong is
king of the jungle.

You're king
of the apes.

"King of the jungle"

Refers exclusively
to tarzan.

What?

Tarzan rules.

You want
to step outside?

Yeah!

[ Knocking]

Drew, let me in.

Boy!

Look at
all that juice.

I wish wecould get some.

I know.

I'll get my mommy
to get some for us.

Hey, where ismy mommy?

I don't see my mommy anywhere.

Yeah, I don't see
my mommy neither.

Oh, my god--
me neither!

This is bad, tommy.

Real bad.

Don't worry--
our parents got to be

Around
here somewhere.

Come on!

Aw.

No mommies and daddies here.

No mommies and
daddies here.

No mommies and
daddies anywhere.

But that can't be, you guys.

It just can't be, unless...

Unless what, tommy?

Unless when we wished
to change the world

We changed
our moms and dads too.

You mean,
our moms and dads are...

Them?

Oh, tommy,
why'd we ever rub that lamp?

Why'd we ever make those wishes?

I wish I had my old dad and
my old house and my old life.

Tommy, this new world's
even scarier than the old one.

Aw, come on, chuckie.

It's not thatscary.

Bucky:oh, boy!
It's the kids!

[ All scream]

Hey, come back!

Pull my finger!

[ All panting]

Whoa!

[ Plates shatter]

Help.

Aw.

[ Something rips]

Uh-oh.

Hey, anybody seen
a bunch of babies here?

Sorry, kid.

Say, isn't it
past your bedtime?

Chuckie:
what are we going
to do, tommy?

What are we
going to do?

There's only one
thing we can do.

We got to find
angelica's magic lamp

And wish
for everything

To be right again.

Aha! Found you!

[ All scream]

[ Bucky laughing]

[ Groaning]

Hey, let me out!

[ Police sirens wailing]

[ Gasps]

[ Screams]

Hey, fellow.

What are
you doing?

My loincloth has gotten
stuck in this gutter.

Oh, sure, buddy.

I got
locked out.

This is my
brother's
house.

And you're the queen
of england.

I'm tarzan,
king of the jungle.

Well, then, tarzan,
why don't you get

Your animal friends
to help you down?

Uh-oh.

Ow!

Get out of my way.

I got to go!

But you can't go, angelica.

Oh, yes, I can.

Don't go out there.

It's not safe.

There's spacemen.

And pirates.

Anrd a moose.

What?

Remember

We made wishes on your lamp?

They came true.

Very funny.

We're not kidding.

Our parents
are all gone

And there's a giant baby
that's trying to get us.

You dummies, it
was just a dream.

Get out of my way!

Does that look like
the world is different?

I told you
you was dreaming.

[ Snoring]

Where are the clowns?

And the pirates?

Where's the moose?

Maybe angelica's
right, you guys.

Maybe we were
dreaming.

Now can I go to the bathroom?

Pull my finger!

[ Screams]

And he thinks

He's tarzan.

You know, tarzan

King of the jungle.

I thought king kong
was king of the jungle.

Woman :
look at that.

[ People laughing]

Bucky:
aw, gee, I wanted to have them
play "pull my finger."

Hey, do you want to do it?

Didi:
no, no, thanks, cousin bucky.

Bucky:
oh, come on.

[ Stu yelling like tarzan]

[ Bell clangs]

Bucky:
oh, come on!