03x08 - The Last Babysitter/Sour Pickles

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

What's that?

[ Gasps]

Oh, no, a zit.

This is awful.

Aren't you
going to finish

Reading us
the book?

Okay, okay.

Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah, the glorgle.

This is a very sad monster.

He lives in a dark,
damp, smelly cave

All by himself.

Doesn't he have
any friends?

Nope, no one likes him

Because he's got
lots of zits.

Man:
alisa, it's
rebecca!

Hi, bec.

Oh, my gosh.

No way.

No way, no way!

This book is
really neat.

Yeah...

It's got every monster there is.

Wow...

Susie:
some of them
are really good

And some of them
are really bad.

And some of them
are really ugly.

Alisa:ew!
Can you believe my life?

I am like fully cinderella.

My mom won't even let me go out
for pizza with todd tonight

Because it's a school night.

They treat me like
I'm still a baby or something.

Do any
of these monsters

Live around here?

Nah, my mom and dad
keep them away.

Whew, that's
a relief.

Oh, I hate going
to these functions.

I always feel like
an idiot in a tux.

I feel like a million
bucks in this.

Just think, the first
dummi bears rock opera

And we got front-row seats.

Lucy and didi are waiting
in the car.

Now, where did I put my walkman?

[ Phone rings]

Hello, you're calling
for alisa, I presume.

Oh, gary, it's you.

You can't make it?

That's great--
I mean, that's too bad.

Well, don't worry
about it-- bye.

Is it for me?

No, the baby sitter

Busted a ligament.

Well, I guess we'll just
have to stay home.

Oh, no, randy!

Say it ain't so.

You really want
to go, don't you?

Well, I suppose we could
ask the devilles.

Uh-uh, howard's with
his male bonding group

And betty took
the kids to vegas

For the weekend.

I could
baby-sit.

I don't think so, sweetie.

That's a big
responsibility.

But I'm almost .

Why are you treating me
like a little kid?

She's got
a point.

All right, your mother
keeps saying

You deserve
a chance.

Emergency numbers
are by the phone

And if necessary

You can page us
at the theater.

Come on, let's roll.

[ Kids playing noisily]

Okay, you guys.

Ryou guys!

Hey!

This is really, really important

Okay?

This is my chance to prove
I am responsible

And all that other stuff.

So you guys got
to be good, okay?

Aw, you mean we got
to listen to you?

Yeah, buster, you got
to listen to me.

I am the oldest
and I am in charge.

Sticky, you'd
better go home.

Do I have to?

Good-bye, sticky.

We'll show her.

Alisa:
oh, I can't find
your einstein pajamas, edwin.

Can't you just wear these?

Hey, susie

Now that your sister's in charge

Instead of your
mom and dad

Do you think those monsters
will come out?

Nah, alisa's pretty big.

I think she'll
keep them away.

[ Groans]

[ Phone rings]

Great, that's probably
mom and dad

Checking up on me.

They don't think
I can do anything.

Hello? Hello?

Hmm, no one's there.

[ Rings again]

Hello? Mom?

Hello? Hello!

[ Rings]

What's going on?

I don't know.

You don't think

It's the monsters,
do you?

Susie:
oh, no, the light's gone.

Alisa:
a blackout?

Oh, why does
everything

Always have to
happen to me?

Okay, first we got
to find a flashlight.

[ Thud]

Ow!

Well, that's a relief.

Buster:
there sure is some weird stuff

Going on around here.

I don't like it.

Alisa:
oh, no!

Relax, everyone.

There's nothing to worry about.

You better call
mom and dad.

I could have them paged
at the theater-- no.

If I call them now

They'll treat me like
a kid forever.

[ Crash]

Oh, no, what was that?

It came from the basement.

It's a monster!

I'm going to
go down there

And find out
what's going on

Buster, be careful.

Yeah, buster.

If you get eated

Alisa's going
to be in trouble.

Don't worry.

There goes
one brave kid.

Yeah, he's my brother.

[ Thud]

There's something down there.

Quick, close the door!

What was it, buster?

[ Breathing hard]:
I don't know.

It might have been
a person or... Something else.

I didn't stick around
to find out.

I never want to see
anything like it again.

You want to call mom and dad?

The phone's dead.

What is going on?

This baby sticking
job is

The most importantest thing
in the world to alisa

And it's going
to get ruined.

And we're going to get eated.

That, too.

So you know what

We got to do?

Yeah-- what?

We got to
investigate.

Come on.

Do you think that's
really a monster

In the basement?

Sometimes monsters live in caves

So I guess a monster might
live in a basement.

Is that why the
lights went off?

Yeah, and why
the telephone's
not working.

Hey, susie, if the monster's
in the basement

Why are we going upstairs?

We're going to get

My monster book.

[ Cat yowls]

[ Screaming]

It's chowder.

I stepped
on his tail.

Sorry, chowder.

[ Both scream]

How did that
happen?

I don't know.

It must have been
chowder again.

Yeah, that's it.

It must have been
chowder.

Wow, who's that?

That's gafigan.

He's a monster who
lives on an island

And plays loud music.

I don't think he's
in the basement.

This is nemerid.

He eats bones.

Like a dog?

No, tommy.

Not like a dog.

But don't worry.

He lives on
another planet.

I don't think
he comes here.

Good.

The oo-oo-mort.

He likes the dark.

I bet that's him
in the basement.

Uh, I don't think so.

He hasn't been seen
for about kajillion years.

I think he fell into
a volcano or something.

Oh.

Hey, susie,
what if it was a volcano

With a tunnel to your basement?

Both:
the oo-oo-mort!

Come on, we got to go after it.

If you want to catch a monster,
you need bait.

Can't catch a monster
without a net.

What's that for?

Nothing, really.

I just think
it looks neat.

Now, let's go get that monster.

Yeah!

[ Both scream]

It's the
vacu-cleaner.

Come on.

Buster, what was that noise?

Something funny's going on.

[ Alisa gasps]:
oh, no!

Susie and tommy are gone.

Phew.

It was just a lamp.

Look!

Come on!

Roar!

[ Both scream]

Susie! Tommy!

Oh, I lost them.

I can't believe
I lost them.

Mom and dad are
going to be so mad.

Do you think
he'll find us?

We better hope not.

I thought the monster
was in the basement.

How did it get
upstairs?

I don't know, tommy.

The monster
couldn't have

Gotten by everybody

Without them
seeing it.

Maybe there are two monsters.

Two monsters?

Maybe we should get
another net.

Whatever's out there

We'll never find it
hiding in this closet.

You're right, tommy.

Let's go back and
find that monster.

Look!

It looks like
the monster's hair.

Do you think
he's going bald?

I don't know.

Hm... Come on.

Where did
you guys go?

Never mind that now.

Did any monsters come
through here lately?

Monster?
Susie, what is going on?

We were upstairs and we saw

The monster.

We even found his hair.

You found the monster's
hair, huh?

Buster, this looks like your wig
from halloween last year.

Um... I don't know
anything about it.

Hey, I was down here
the whole time.

Hmm, I think we'll just
have a look upstairs.

Susie, tommy,
come with me

And this time, don't go
getting lost.

You, too, buster!

Why don't we just look in here?

[ Snickering]

Aha!

It was all buster's idea.

He forced me into it.

I think you'd better
come with me.

Sticky, go home

And terrorize
your own house.

I'll call your mom

To tell her
you're coming.

And you,buster.

I think it's time for bed.

Aw, can't you take a joke?

Move it!

Good night.

And thanks, you guys.

You really saved the day.

So there wasn't
any monster?

Nope, I guess not.

But look on the bright side.

At least nobody got eated.

Randy:
hi, alisa-- looks like
you did a good job.

Alisa:
how was the rock opera?

Randy:
what's this table doing
in front of the cellar door?

Um, susie, are there
no monsters anywhere?

Of course there are monsters.

Just not in our basement.

Oh...

Ooh... It's so pretty.

Can I see?

Amazering.

Please?

Increbidal.

That's not fair.

I want to see
the collider scope.

Ohh, you want to see?

Uh-huh.

You really do?

Uh-huh.

You reallywant to?

Uh-huh!

Oh, okay.

Oops, I forgot.

It's not for babies!

Stu:
you mean my
inventions

Are junk!

Don't put words in my mouth.

You always do that.

You're never
encouraging

About my
inventions.

They're more fun
than a root canal.

My inventions are great!

Take this.

Hey!

She could have had

A stu pickles
super-max kaleidoscope.

Maybe she didn't want
a stu whatever-it-is.

Please, you two!

He started it.did not!

Zip it, both of you!

Always fighting
ever since you were babies.

Daddy and uncle stu used to
fight when they were babies?

Fight? They made
the civil w*r

Look like a dang
squirrel hunt.

What do you mean?

We never fought.

Are you kidding me?

Them two were always
going at it.

Why, I remember one time

When stu was about,
well, tommy's age

Not even old
enough to talk.

Yes, sir, I remember it
just like it was yesterday.

I was in the repair business
back then.

"Magic wrench pickles"
they called me.

Your grandma, rest her soul,
was out of town

Working on
the kefauver campaign.

Everything in the place
ran like clockwork.

Hey, wait, what's
that... Hey, hey!

Whoa, whoa!

[ Phone rings]

Hello?

Oh, hi, trixie.

Everything's fine, dear,
just making breakfast.

[ Baby humming]

, , , , .

Great!

Aw, stuck again.

Drew, my rocket ship
is a much better toy

Than your crash register.

It is not, stuie.is too!

Is not!
Is too!

Is not!

Is... Hey!

Blocky and oxwinkle.

[ Laughing]

Soon elk and weasel
will be kablooey.

[ Laughing]

[ Ticking]

Mister, you left
your clock

In the middle of the street.

Good thing we showed up
to return it to you

Before someone
runs over it.

[ Kids squeal happily]

Blasted blockakov.

But we will get
them next time.

Tune in for
the continued adventures

Of "the blast from within"
or "an akka seltzer adventure"

Next on the blocky
and oxwinkle show.

[ Kids laughing]

In minutes.

Minutes?

That's almost forever.

That's okay, stuie.

We'll play a game.

Oh, no.

Yes! We're going to play haggle.

But I hate that game.

Here's .

No.

Take it!

No!

Take it!

Which toy will you buy?

Mr. Machine--

Good choice.

That's ten dollars.

You're supposed
to haggle.

Offer me less.

You said it cost ten.

You got to haggle.

I wouldn't haggle

With you if you gave me $ .

And that's my final offer.

I'm not playing!

Hey!

If you hadn't kicked
my register

I wouldn't have
thrown your rocket.

If you hadn't
made me play...

Dagnabbit, will you two
cut it out?

Did they really
only have tv

In black and white
then, grandpa?

Yup, and no remote
control neither.

Get out of town!

So what happened
next, pop?

Well, I was angrier
than a swarm of hornets.

It was time to
teach them a lesson.

Did you push them in the mud?

Make them eat bugs?

Put itching powder
in their diapers?

Nope.

Something much worse.

Hurry, oxwinkle!

It's time to obliviously
save the day in the nick...

No more blocky
and oxwinkle.

[ Bawling]

Blubber all you want
but it ain't going to help.

[ Bawling]

Now, you two sprouts play nice.

If you're real good I'll let you
watch lawrence welktonight.

[ Wailing]

Time to open up the store.

It's all your fault.

Is not.

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!

Is not times
a thousand trillion.

Is too times
a thousand million billion.

It doesn't matter

Because we won't get to watch

Blocky and oxwinkle.

Yes we will!

We will?

It's our right
as babies

To watch cartoons

And that's what
we're going to do.

And nobody--

Not our mom,
not our dad

Not even president
weisenheimer will stop us.

Are you with me?

No, but whatever it is
I'll do it anyway.

New-fangled
adding machines.

What's the
problem?

[ Struggling]

Hurry!

Turn it on,
turn it on!

Which button
is it?

This one.

♪ Lou can fix 'most anything

♪ If your toaster's broke
or your phone won't ring. ♪

Both:
yuck.

Turn it off,
turn it off!

Man:
meanwhile, president
weisenheimer... Er, eisenhower

Continues to deny that
the downed plane was a u.s....

Eww, it's the news.

Change it again!

It's the blocky
and oxwinkle show!

Both:
yay!

Ow!

[ Kids laughing]

What happened?

I don't know, it's broked!

We got to find a tv

Before blocky
and oxwinkleis over.

Where can we find another tv?

I know!

Back downstairs-- come on.

I've got everything
under control.

You can pick it up at : .

That's : friday.

Stu:
what if they're broke too?

We got to try them and see.

[ Grunting, struggling]

Ah, golden silence.

Keep behaving and I might
let you sprouts stay up

To watch peyton place.

[ Buzzer]

Namby again.

I wonder what it is this time.

Yes, mr. Namby,
what is it now?

It's the edzell.

It won't start.

I'm not a mechanic, mr. Namby.

Could you just take a look?

Oh, I suppose the kids will
be okay for five minutes.

Wait, drew, I got a better idea.

[ Screams]

[ Screaming]

♪ Lou can fix most anything

♪ If your toaster's broke
or your phone won't... ♪

There you go, good as new.

Did I mention
I'm not a real mechanic?

I don't know
about this.

Hey, drew, I just
want you to know

That, well,
if you don't make it

That I'm glad you're
my big brother.

Don't worry, it's not
as far as bluto

Or even the moon.

Besides, I'm not
going, youare.

Me?

Yeah.

Hey, hey, wait...

Jump!

Whoa!

Stu:
it's the dimstones

Not blocky!

Try the next one.

Oh, no, it's the stetsons.

Try the last one.

Rwhoa!

Cursed karamazov.

I have feeling our evil plan
is going to fail again

Just like in the
other episodes.

It's blocky and oxwinkle
but it's broke.

Fix it! Fix it!

I did it, drew, I did it!

Well, can't fix them all.

What in tarnation?!

[ Kids squealing in delight]

Blocky:
now, let me get
this straight.

A little man
with a moustache

Offered to fix our brakes free?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Our car troubles
are over.

Our plan is working, uri.

Soon elk and weasel
will be swiss cheese.

Why you rambunctious
little rugrats.

I ought to...

Hey, how did you get
the philco working?

So you didn't
punish them?

Didn't have the heart.

And they were doing
what I wanted.

What's that?

Getting along.

Can I get a trampyline?

Can i?

Sure, we'll go to
the toy store later.

I can make you one.

I'd rather buy one.

What?

I said I'd rather buy one.

We're back to that.

To what?

My inventions.

Don't put words
in my mouth.

I'll put my fist...

Blocky:
oxwinkle, I think
we're being watched.

Look over there.

Ras-kolnikov!

Elk and weasel
have binoculars, too!

We have to find
sneakier way

To trick them,
my little no-goodnik.

[ Laughing]

Guess some things
will never change.

♪ Lou can fix most anything

♪ If your toaster's broke
or your phone won't ring ♪

♪ Stu and drew
are breaking toys ♪

♪ Smashin' walls, makin' noise

♪ Someone call the cops

♪ Yes, they're fighting,
always fighting, it's so sad ♪

♪ A couple of crazy babies
torturing their dad ♪

♪ Well, their fighting,
it'll drive you mad. ♪