08x08 - Bad Shoes/The World According to Dil & Spike/Falling Star

[bunniefuu]

[ kids laughing]

[ snoring]
[ yells]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barking]

[ kids giggling]

[ yells]

[ whirring]

[ mechanical roaring]

[ babies laughing]

[ roaring]

[ laughing]

[ roaring]

[ babies laughing]

Ooh...

[ laughing]

This one
looks nice.

Nice won't cut it, Deeds.

This is the annual
Invention Convention.

[ babbling]

I got to dress
for success.

Look at my sock hat!

I'm off to work, Kira.

Pick up my aggerly pills.

I don't got no head!

[ laughs]

Guys, we're apposed to
be dressing Reptar up.

So's he can be sneaky
when he traps Robosnail.

[ Chuckie laughs]

Let's dress him in love diapies.

Okay, what do you think?

It's fine.

Fine? Don't hold back, Didi.

I'm a grown man.

Give it to me straight.

Well, it's those new shoes.

They just don't go.

I knew it!

The shoes don't go!

What am I going to do?!

[ whirring]

Deeds!

Those shoes don't belong
on human feet!

Ah, you...

Stu! Don't lock yourself
in the bathroom!

Again...

PHIL:
Your daddy's shoes

don't go?

I thought shoes are

supposed to go.

Or you don't gets
nowheres.

Yeah, Tommy.

Whenever I move my feets,
my shoes come, too.

Um... usually.

'Course shoes go.

They gots to go.

Unless...

Those shoes is different.

Maybe your daddy's mad
'cause he gots

the only shoes that
don't want to go.

LIL:Yeah...
Come on, you guys.

Shoes is just shoes.

[ laughing]:
Oh, Kimi's just being silly.

Am not!

Look,Kimi.

I'll put the shoes on
and make 'em go

and then you'll see
they're just shoes.

[ shoes squeaking]

Doh-oh... oof!

See? They don't go.

I wanted them to go
and I was trying

but it was like

they was pulling me down.

Those shoesies don't wants
to go even a little.

[ sniffing]

That's not what's happening!

I want to help my daddy
more than anybody

but shoes is just
shoes, huh, Chuckie?

I guess.

Most shoes is just shoes.

Uh-uh, not them.

But shoes don't do stuff.

Uh, Tommy, you don't
even wear shoes.

What do you know
about 'em?

[ growling]

Spike! Don't wreck
my daddy's diapie!

KIMI:
Hey...

When doggies are new,
you gots to teach 'em things.

Maybe the shoes don't go
'cause they'renew

and they don't
know how to yet.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Uh, I don't know.

Well, it sounds senstible to me.

Don't get
too close, Kimi.

She's so brave.

Okay, shoes.

First thing I want
you to do is... stay.

So far, so good.

Those shoes is good listeners.

Guys...

KIMI:Shh...
Don't detract 'em.

Come and get the socky.

Shoesies like socksies.

That's not going to work,
Lillian.

You needs a red sock.

Hey!

Shoes!

I think they moved a little!

Guys, those shoes
aren't going nowhere.

That's why
we're fixing 'em.

But they're not broke!

Then why don't
your daddy like 'em?

I don't know, but there
gots to be a reason.

Deeds, those shoes
don't belong on human feet.

Now I gets it.

LIL:
Spikey don't look happy.

But my daddy said
they don't belong
on human feets.

And Spikey's not a human, right?

[ sniffing]

[ growling]

Even he don't like
those shoes.

STU:
There they are.

Spike had 'em, honey!

What was I thinking?

Are the kids okay?

Yeah, fine.

Deeds, we may
have to accessorize.

Okay, my daddy
got rid of the shoes.

Now we can send Reptar
off on his mission.

LIL:Okay!
Find Robosnail, Reptar!

I am Robosnail!

And I can't tell Reptar's Reptar

'cause of all those
clothes he gotsed on him.

[ laughs]

We're tricking Robosnail.

ALL:
Yay!

I still think those shoes
moved a little.

Oh, d... uh... oh!

Aah, aah!

Turn him off, turn him off!

Huh, d... huh.

So, Tommy,
how did those shoes

gets all the way
over here?

Uh... I don't know.

Well, they're
going again.

They learned
too good!

TOMMY:
Come on.

You think those shoes
walked over here by theirselfs?

Hey, guys, don't you start
doing stuff, okay?

I'll take care of this.

So long, shoes!

For never and never!

Where are the
shoesies, Tommy?

I put 'em in a place where
nothing ever comes back.

Ooh.
Wow.

Did they puts up a fight?

Um, not so much.

They was afraid to.

'Cause of you, Tommy!

Well, now we never have to
think about 'em no more!

[ all cheer]

Come on, Reptar.

We gots us a snail
to catch.

I can't believe
Stu was saving these.

Oh, well.

Another donation
to the thrift shop...

if they'll take them.

His new shoes?

Oh, that man gets so emotional.

TOMMY:
Yay! Reptar's taking Robosnail
to snail jail!

Hurry, Reptar, hurry!

Not that way, Reptar!

Reptar!

The snail is back there,
you kookamungi!

CHUCKIE:
They're back...

From that
never-come-back place.

And they don't look
too happy 'bout it.

DIDI:
Hi, kids...

Having fun?

Stu, give the shoes
a try with the other suit.

It's hopeless!

I don't think
I like those shoes.

If I was a shoe,
they wouldn't be my friend.

But there's got be
an expination.

Yeah, the shoes
is trying to get us.

Oh, can't we just
forget the shoes

and have Reptar save the world?

Chuckie...

You don't believe this stuff,
do you?

Um... not so much.

Hey, why did you
take off your shoes?

No special reason.

Uh, where are they?

Over there.

Under that book!

Good thinking.

[ all grunting]

STU:
This isn't going to work!

Oh, these shoes are squeaking!

Oh, these shoes are squeaking!

Just listen to 'em!

[ shoes squeaking loudly]

PHIL:
Well, he's making them go.

But they sure
don't wants to.

LIL:
He's just going to
make them madder.

Grownups never learn.

[ grunting]

Why did I ever buy these things?

These are the worst shoes ever!

[ grunting]

Yeah. Some things
are just no good.

[ all gasp]

Get Reptar.

Maybe he can save us
from the shoes!

Guys, Reptar don't
have to save us

'cause shoes
can't hurt nobody.

[ shoes squeaking]

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

What's going on
with these shoes?

This is t*rture!

Oh, no!

It's those shoesies!

They don't like
your daddy.

Oh... but I like my daddy.

These are going back
to the mall tomorrow!

[ clattering]

What's that?

CHUCKIE:
They're back again!

[ all scream]

[ roars, slows down, stops]

LIL:
Is it safe?

Uh... I'm going
to take a look.

Yeah, you're going...

Good idea, Tommy.

Hmm.

They're just sitting there.

Waiting...

LIL:
Maybe they don't know
where we wented to.

Or maybe
they're asleep.

That's what they
want you to think.

I never liked shoes.

Never ever.

Pull yourself forever!

We can't let no shoes
hurt my daddy!

Well, what's we apposed
to do, Tommy?

How we gonna hide, Tommy?

What can a bunch
of little old babies do

against something like shoes?!

We don't hide, Chuckie.

Not no mores!

But how are we gonna stop
something so unstopsable?

We makes a trap.

TOMMY:
Okay...

Ready?

To get set.

Go!

Okay, Deeds,
who's the man?

[ kids yelling]

Stu? The children!

Oh, boy.

[ panting]

Oh, thank goodness
they're all right, but...

what on earth is that?

STU:
I think...

I don't have to worry
about these shoes anymore.

Eww!

[ all cheer]

We saved my daddy!
Did you hear him?

He's not going to worry about
those shoes or nothing no more!

You know, Deeds, this tie
is choking me a little.

[ all gasp]

[ squishing]

[ rustling]

Hmm...

Not only is this dehydrated
marshmallow delicious

it also gives you two percent

of your recommended
daily allowance of riboflavin.

Oop... aah...

I'll clean that up.

Hey, you guys.

What do you appose
Dilly and Spike thinks about?

[ laughing]

Hmm... I wonder.

[ whirring]

[ distorted whirring]

DIDI:
Look, Dilly.

Here comes
the airplane.

[ engine roaring]

Vroom!

[ laughs]

Good boy!

All done.

[ laughing]

DIDI:
Look, Dilly.

Bubbles!

[ Dil laughing]

[ laughs]

[ laughing]

Hmm... you know,
I bet you

Dil and Spike don't
think about nothing.

[ laughing]

[ crickets chirping]

[ Dil babbling]

This doughnut's
out of this world! Mmm...

KIDS:
Starlight, star bright

first star I... [ garbling]

Mr. Star, uh, my dog Spike
got out this morning

and I want him to come back.

Uh, right away, so we can
pet him and hug him.

And he'll wag his tail.

And lick us all over, please.

And he'll know we miss him.

ANGELICA:
Wishing on stars?

What a bunch of babies!

[ whispers]:
New Cynthia doll, please.

Don't worry.

We just gots

to give the stars
some time.

Hey, Deed,
bringing the kids

to watch the falling stars
tonight was a great idea.

It sure seems to have
taken their mind off Spike.

Look up there.

It makes you feel anything
is possible, huh, Sprout?

Falling stars.

[ kissing]

Eh... ah...

Um, this is
kind of important.

It's about the stars.

They're going to fall!

[ gasps]

How can we wish on stars
that are falling?

ANGELICA:
You can't.

I guess your wishes
just won't come true. Hmm.

No wishes means no Spike.

We gots to go find out
why the stars is falling!

How are you
going to do that?

They're kind of high up...
for now.

Well, we gots our maps and
our planets and my light maker.

Come on, everybody,
to outside space!

They'll believe
anything.

TOMMY:
Crew, prepare to blast off!

[ beeping]

[ whooshing]

TOMMY:
Mommyship on course!

Now I know why they call it
"diaper-space."

Hold on!

[ rumbling, whooshing]

[ beep]

Stars!

I knew we could find them!

We better hurry.

They could fall
any second.

Kimi and me will go out first

to find out
why the stars is falling.

You guys stay in here
in case we need rescuding.

To the pod!

To the pod!

What's a pod?

[ beeping and whooshing]

It's okay if you're
ascared, Kimi.

I'm not.

I know we got to do this
for all of humidity!

[ crickets chirping]

ANGELICA:
Oh, still
chasing stars?

[ both gasp]

[ voice distorted, echoing]:
I'm the Mean Space Boss

and I want the stars to fall.

[ gasping, yelling]

Good-bye, foolish babies!

I'm off to the dark slide.

[ breath hissing mechanically]

[ laughs]

[ grunting]

[ rumbling]

[ gasps]

I don't know, Kimi.

The stars are falling,
there's no way out.

This couldn't get
any worser.

Tommy, the walls
are pushing together

and we're going
to be crushed
like wormsies.

Okay, it's worser.

[ both gasp]

Hold on!

Somebodyhelp us!Please!

GRANDPA [ echoing]:
Use your inner voice, Sprout.

[ burps]

Sometimes it's just gas, but...

sometimes it can lead you
to your friends...

[ burps]

I guess that means...

I gots to try
talking to Chuckie.

Hurry!

[ beeping]

TOMMY [ echoing]:
Chuckie...

[ gasps]

Chuckie!

Uh-oh, somebody's talking
on my insides!

Don't be ashameded.

Yeah, just burp.

Chuckie, this is Tommy!

We need your help real bad!

No, it...
it sounds like Tommy.

We need to rescue them!

[ gasps]

I guess we gots to fly
down to the planet, huh?

Well, uh, I never drove
a mommyship before, but...

a space baby's got to do
what a space baby's got to do.

Okay, on three.

One...

Never mind.

I can't look.

I can!

[ beeping]

Got to get Tommy.

Got to get Kimi.

[ alarm buzzing]

LIL:
You did it!

PHIL:
Time to save our friends!

TOMMY [ from inside]:
Chuckie!

They're in there!
Hold on, Tommy, I'm saving you!

[ rumble, hiss]

The walls are stopping!

Chuckie did it!

Thanks! No time
for chitty-chat.

We gots to stop
the stars from falling.

The Big Space Boss has gone
to the dark slide!

BIG SPACE BOSS:
Starlight, star bright

first star that falls tonight...

TOMMY:
Hold it right there!

Well, looky here.

If it isn't Tommy and the
teeny-weeny mommyship crew.

So it was you behind this
the whole time!

Yes... I was making
the stars fall

so no babies can have
any wishies.

[ grunting]

Big Space Boss,
you're really mean!

Aw, you and me,
we're not so different.

What are you saying?

We're lots closer

than you ever thought,
Tommy Pickles-- I...

[ in normal voice]:
am your cousin!

No...!

[ buzzing]

[ grunts]

Ay!

[ panting]

Whoa, aah...!

Come on, take my hand!

Afore you fall!

I don't need you!

I don't need nobody!

[ grunting]

[ gasps]

Whoa!

Darn babies...!

[ crying]

Uncle Stu!

I fell!

[ crying]

Look, they're
still up there!

We did it!

[ others cheer]

Come on, let's make
our wishes again

now that the stars is safe!

[ all muttering wishes]

[ barking]

[ panting]

[ all exclaim]

Spike!

He's back!

Thanks, stars.

Thanks for my Spikey!

[ all laugh and exclaim]

Good doggie!

LIL:
If I was a shoe,
they wouldn't be my friend.