08x14 - My Fair Babies/The Way Things Work/Home Sweet Home

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[Giggles]

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[Dog barking]

[Twins giggling]

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- Ah!

- Well, jonathan, oh, oh,
fabulous business luncheon.

[Chuckles]

Of course,
I was the main speaker.

Say, did you like my joke
about world domination?

[Chuckles]

And the frosting
on the cake,

A gift bag extraordinaire.

- Wow, can I have
a busy-ness munchen, mommy?

- Sorry, pumpkin,
they're for grown-ups.

Of course, one's never too
young to start positioning

One's self socially.

- Hmm.

[Bike bell rings]

You're invited to my busy-ness
munchen for grown-ups.

You get to hear me
make lots of speeches.

- I don't know, angelica.

- You have to come,

'Cause you're the only
growed-up friend I've got.

My mommy's having a caker.

That means she got a big cake.

- Who said "cake"?

- Is somebody having
a birthday party?

- No, it's even better.

I'm having a busy-ness munchen.

It's a secret, special party
only grown-ups go to

With frosting
and a big commotion.

- We loves frosting
and commotion...i think.

- You babies aren't invited,
'cause you ain't growed-ups.

- We could be growed-ups
if we wanted to.

- Sorry, but there is no way
you babies know how to act

Growed-up, hmph.

- Wait a second.

How do they have to act,
angelica?

- They'd have
to tell a joke

And talk a whole lot good-er
and dress up,

And I don't mean
wearing a clean diaper.

- Okay, so if I can get them
to act like that,

You'll let them come?

- [Burps]

[Both babbling]

- Sure,
but you better hurry.

The luncheon starts
at snack time.

- Okay, I've got to make you
guys grown-ups real fast.

- I know how to be growed-up.

You've got to walk real fast
and keep looking at your watch.

- Angelica says
you've got to know a joke,

So I'll teach you one.

Knock, knock.

- Uh, susie,
there's no door there.

- No, no.
This is the joke.

Say, "who's there?"

All: who's there?

- No, after I say,
"knock, knock."

- This joke
isn't very funny.

- Why are you knocking?

Don't you gots a doorbell?

All: yeah.

- [Sighs]

What did I get myself into?

[Gasps] oh, look,
we'll practice the joke later.

Next, I have to teach you how
to talk right.

- But we talk real good-ly.

- I think I'm gonna need help.

- Hi, kids.

Today we're going to have
a lot of fun.

Listen and repeat:

"It's so nice to see you,
socky."

Now you.

- Uh, nice, socky.
- What's that?

- Now you.

[All speaking gibberish]

- And remember to say please
and thank you.

Have a splendid day,
children.
All: good-bye.

- That was the best-est.

- Uh-uh-uh.

- I mean, best...
Show I ever sawed.

- [Sighs]

You mean "saw."

- That's what he said.

Sawed.

- Uh-oh, we've still got to
get you dressed up,

And I know just who to talk
to about fashion: my sister.

- And then she said
that I said that you said

That he said that...
Ugh, call you later.

I was talking on the phone.

- Alisa, how do I make them
look dressed up?

- Wait, why would you want
to dress 'em up?

- Come on.
I need your help.

Please.

- [Sighs]
okay.

First of all,
lose the diapers.

Big fashion no-no.

- I kind of think
they need the diapers.

- Okay, well,
dress 'em in black.

Boys wear ties.

Girls wear sparkly dresses,
and, hello,

Have they heard of a comb?

- Black and ties
and sparkles and combs.

I can't do all that
before snack time.

- Uh, it's okay.

We don't has to go to
the business munchen.

- You tried your best-est.

I mean best-er.

- Aw, angelica
don't want us there anyway.

- Listen, you guys,
we're going to that munchen,

And I think I know just how
to fix up your clothes.

- We've runned out of black
fingey paints,

But we still looks fancy.

- Blech!

- There.

Boys wear bows for ties.

I forget what they're called.

And for the girls,

I guess you kind of
look like grown-ups.

Oh, no.

Come on,
you grown-up babies,

We've gots a munchen to go to.

- Angelica,
I'm happy to tell you

I've brought some very
grown-up friends with me,

And here they are.

- Ooh.

- You can dresses them up,
but you can't take 'em nowheres.

- Cake.

Yeah.

I mean, what lovely cake
you have, angelica.

- Get these babies
out of here.

- Not on your life.

They do everything you said,
angelica.

They tell jokes,
they talk better,

And they're dressed up.

- Ta-da
[laughs]

- Huh.

Well, I guess they look
a little better.

[All sigh]

- But I bet they don't sound
any better.

These babies can't talk good.

- Oh, yeah?

Growed-up babies,
greet ms. Angelica.

- So nice to see you, socky.

- Nice weather.

Now you.

- Please.

- Thank you.

- Listen and we poop.

- Not bad.

[Cheers]

- Hold your ponies, babies.

You've got to do one more thing
before you get any cake.

You've got to make me laugh.

- Okay, um, here goes.

Knock, um, knock.

- Who is it?

- Come in.

- I'm here.

- Me too.

- [Laughs]

That was the worst-est
knock-knock joke I ever heard.

Get out of here, babies.

- But, angelica, they made you
laugh, didn't they?

- Yeah, but--but...

Fine.

Go get some cake, babies.

All: cake!

- We did it.

- Now we're growed-up babies.

- Growed-up babies with cake.

- Dig in, you guys.

You earned it.

- Hey, that's not dress-up
clothes you're wearing.

That's a diaper in disguise.

- Um,
it's a dress-up diaper.

- So?

Since growed-ups
don't wear diapers,

And you're wearing a diaper,

That means
you're not growed-ups.

Drop the cake and get out,
babies.

Heh, heh, heh.

- But, angelica.

[All groaning]

- Well, angelica,
if they go, I'm going too.

- Fine.

More cake for me and cynthia.

- Ugh,
how do grown-ups do it?

- Bleh, too much stuffs
all over 'em.

- I don't want
to be growed-up never.

[Together]
mmm-mmm.

- Sorry we weren't
good grown-ups, susie,

But thanks for trying.

- I like you better
as yourselves anyway.

- Me too
[giggles]

- [Laughs]

- [Sighs]

[Laughter]

- What's a grown-up like you
want with us babies?

- Um, at my munchen,

Well,
there's nobody to listen to me,

So, um, I was wondering
if I could maybe

Come to your party instead?

- Sure you can, angelica.

- Great.

- On one conditioner.

- [Grunts]

Yeah.

[Both laughing]

- [Chuckles]

- [Laughs]

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, waiter.

More grape juice,
please.

- Yeah, yeah.

Whoa.

Oof.

- How long are you gonna
make her do that?

- As long as I can.

[Laughter]

- [Laughing]

Tommy
[laughs]

[Coos]

[Laughing]

- Okay, dilly,
because I'm your big brother,

I figure it's up to me
to tell you about stuffs,

So as when
you're a grown-up baby like me,

You'll know how
everything works.

- [Coos]

- This is the fridge-a-lator.

Fridge-a-lators make food
whiles you're sleeping.

It never runs out.

- [Coos]

[Laughs]

Whee.

- That's a mommy
and daddy potty.

You can poop in it
and read at the same time.

- Pooping.

- That's right.

You catch on fast.

- [Coos]

- This thing here
is a play place

We have fun in
when we wants to.

It's supposed to keep
grown-ups out,

But it doesn't work
all the time.

- [Coos]

Me.

- That's right.
It's you, dilly.

You're here because one day
I wanted a baby to play with,

So mommy and daddy went out and
got-ed you,

And you turned out to be the
best-est little brother ever.

- Tommy

[Vomits]

- Uh-oh.

Dilly had an oopsie.

- [Vomits]

- Uh, I think the teaching
is over for now.

- [Fusses]
- but don't worry.

I know lots more.

Maybe mommy can give me a bath.

- [Coos]

[Vomits]

- [Giggling]

- I'm gonna get you.

- [Giggling]

- Whoa.

Whoa.

- [Giggling]

- Kodo what?

- It's kodomo no hi:
children's day.

It's my parents'
favorite holiday,

Because all the grandchildren
come to visit.

- Hey,
since kimi can't be in tokyo

For the holiday tomorrow,

Why don't we send your folks
a care package

Filled with mementos?

- That's a great idea,
koibito.

- Sonic express could pick up
the box tonight.

By this time tomorrow,
it'll be like kimi's in japan.

- [Gasps]

[Gasps]

- They're sending her back
to japan?

- I heard-ed it
with my own ears.

They're putting kimi in a box
and sending her away tonight.

[All gasp]

- All we have to do
is pack her up,

And then we can send her off
to japan.

[All gasp]

- Chuckie,
what you doing?

- I'm just looking
at kimi's stuff.

It's gonna be lots less messy
when she's back in japan...ugh!

When I trip and fall,
I can just lay there,

'Cause nobody will help me
back up.

It's not so bad.

- [Giggling]

- How can she be so happy
when I'm so sad?

- Maybe she don't know she's
gonna be mailed-ed in a box.

- Oh.

- Yeah,
maybe nobody told-ed her.

- [Gasps]
you think?

Oh, no.

I gots to tell kimi
she's going away.

Kimi.

- Hey, chuckie.

Zoom.

- Stop playing, 'cause
I want to tell you something.

- You stopped being scared
of the guy on the oatmeal box?

Sorry.

- No, but you know how
this is your house,

And we have a chuckie
and a kimi room,

And we mix up things together,

And we laugh,

And I'm your big brother,
and everything's really good?

- Uh-huh.

- Um, that's all.
See you.

- Isn't chuckie funny sometimes?

- I tried to tell her,
but all the words got mushed up.

- I don't like mush-ied words.

- We can't let 'em
take kimi away, tommy.

- How can we stop 'em?

- I know.
We can hide her.

- Yeah.

If they can't find kimi,
they can't stick her in a box.

Let's go get her.

Remember, guys,
don't tell kimi nothing.

She's not big like me.

She might cry and stuff.

- I never played hide and go
peep like this before.

- It's new, kimi.

We hide together so nobody ever
finds us and sends us nowheres.

- Is somebody playing
hide and go seek?

Well,
I guess I found you.

[Laughs]

- [Gasps]

[All gasp]

- This is a great
hiding place, chuckie.

- But it's kind of dusty

Achoo!

- Oh, my.

That's probably not
the best place

For someone with allergies.

Oh, and it looks like your daddy
forgot to put on your socks.

- [Giggles]

- Tommy, it's not working.

Tonight they're gonna pack
kimi all up in that box.

- Well, you still gots
one day with her.

- I guess I should
make it a good one,

But it's not gonna be easy.

- [Giggling]

Hi, guys.
What you been doing?

- Oh, just talking about you
going to ja--

- Um,
who wants to play I got you?

All: I do. I do. I do.

- So you're it.

[All speaking excitedly]

- Ready or not,
here I come.

- I'm gonna slow down so kimi
can get me for the last time.

- Got you.

Good luck, chuckie.

You're never gonna
catch me again.

- Oh.

- Here are some of kimi
and chuckie's things.

Golly, hope I didn't get
too carried away.

- [Laughs]

- Hey, kimi,
here we are coloring.

Your favorite thing to do,
right?

- Uh-huh, I drawed a heart

And made it for you,
chuckie.

- Thanks, kimi.

She made me a heart!

[All awwing]

- I'm gonna keep it forever.

Kimi?

- Oh, no.

It's too late.

- Surprise!

[Giggles]

- Kimi!
You're still here.

- Course I'm here, chuckie.

- My heart.

My heart.

I got something for you too.

I want you to have my lolly.

I only gave it one lick
a couple of times.

- Whoa.
Thanks, chuckie.

Hi, guys.

- Hi, kimi.

- Everybody is looking at me
too much today.

- Well, it's not 'cause
you're going away or nothing.

- Stop looking already.

You can look some more tomorrow.

- No, we can't
[sniffles]

- Bye, kimi.

- Gonna miss her.

- Me too,
but I think chuckie

Is gonna miss kimi
the most-est.

- Uh-huh.

'Cause if she's all the way
in japan

And I'm all the way over here,

I'll never get to--wait a sec.

I gots the perfect-est idea

[Grunts]

See.

- What are we gonna do
with a box, chuckie?

- I made a 'cision.

I'm not gonna be a brother
without a sister.

I'm going to japan too
[grunts]
[all gasp]

- So no kimi and no chuckie too?

- Well, if you're going,
chuckie, then I'm going too.

- And if tommy's going,
then I'm going.

- Hey, I get my own room.

Okay, I'll come too.

- You guys will really do that?

- Kimi's are friend.

- Kimi knows fun stuffs.

- Boy, is she gonna
be surprised.

- [Grunts]

Ow.

- [Grunts]

[Both gasp]

- Well, no way is she going
to japan now.

- Hmm, guess not.

- Well, we can still email
your folks a picture.

- Better than nothing.

Let's get the camera.

- Did you hear that, guys?

We did it!

They're not sending kimi
to japan!

[All cheer]

- I gots my sister back.
[Laughs]
- what are you guys doing?

- We're not going to japan!

- Can I not go to japan too?

- Sure, kimi.

Come on.

[Laughter]

All: whoa.

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- Klasky csupo.

- First of all,
lose the diapers.

Big fashion no-no.