08x18 - Pre-School Daze

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[Cymbals crash]

[Light percussive music]

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- Woof!

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[Gasps]

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- [Giggles]

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[Dog barking]

[Twins giggling]

- [Giggling]

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Woof!

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- Ah!

[Machine whirring]

- Do you think
that's enough pencils

For preschool tomorrow,
mama?

- [Laughs]

Looks like enough
for the whole class.

Oh, so, sweetheart,
are you excited about preschool?

- Yeah, I can't wait.

- I know you're gonna do
very well.

Now, is there anything else
you'd like to take

In your new backpack?

- All right, class,
time to learn your alphabets,

So sit up straight
and pay attention.

- I can't wait till angelica
goes to preschool.

- Yeah, and then she won't be
here to boss us around no more.

- ♪ A, b, c, d, e, f, g,

♪ H, i, k, k, l, o,
let's go p ♪

- Wow, they must need
a giant diap-y.

- ♪ H I k

- Pre school is giving me
a head hurt-y.

- When's she gonna
stop singing?

- Soon, I hope.

- Hey, you know what happens
to kids who talk in class?

- Not exactly.
- Nope.

- Nuh-uh.
- Not really.

- I'm sure you're gonna tell us.

- They get kicked out
of preschool.

All: yay.

- Whoo-hoo.
Why didn't you say so?

- What a relief.

- Good-bye.

- Good-bye, angelica.

- Dumb babies.

Now, where was i, cynthia?

♪ A, b, c, c, d, e

- Practicing for school?

Good girl.

That's the kind of initiative
that'll take you

Straight to the top.

[Cell phone rings]

Charlotte here.
- Hi, charlotte.

It's lucy.

- Hi, lucy.

Angelica and I
were just getting ready

For the big day tomorrow.

- That's why I'm calling.

Charlotte,
if your schedule's tight,

I'd be happy to take angelica
to preschool.

- Oh, and miss
my little darling's first step

Up the ladder?

Not on your life.

- Hi, susie's doctor mom.

Can I talk to susie?

- She's right here,
angelica.

- Hi, angelica.

Ready for preschool?

- Of course I'm ready.

I already know all my alphabets.

♪ A b c d --

- There's a lot more to learn

Than just the alphabet,
angelica.

- Maybe for you, carmichael,
but then I guess everybody

Can't be a born genius like me.

I'm gonna be the best-est
preschooler in the whole class.

- Yeah? Well, I'm gonna be
a good preschooler too.

- Who cares about good?

I'm gonna be the best-est.

- Mm-hmm,
we'll just see about that.

We're almost there.

- Phew, finally.

- [Laughs]

Oh, tell me about it.

No, no, no, no,
I'll tell you rather.

[Laughs]

[Dogs barking]

- Are they going
to preschool too, mama?

- [Laughs]

No, honey,
this is a community center.

There are activities
for people

Of different ages and...species.

[All speaking simultaneously]

- Welcome to preschool,
everyone.

Children, it's time to say
good-bye to your parents.

Bye-bye.

[All speaking simultaneously]

- You have to be strong,
dad.

- But clark,
I don't want to go.

[Sobbing]

- No me voy a ir de aqui

Hasta que vacias
tus bolsillos, dulce.

- Mama, I swear,
I don't have anymore candy.

Except those.

- Have a wonderful day,
susie.

- Mommy is so proud
of her big girl.

- I know they must be
experiencing

Terrible separation anxiety.

- Later, mom.
- See you.

- Or not.
- Bye, baby.

- Yeah, have fun.

- [Crying]

- There, there.

Dulce, you're getting
your pretty dress all dirty.

Johnny, this is not
a clothing-optional school.

Clark, get down from there
this instant

And tell your father to go home.

- Bye, dad.

Superman!

[All speaking simultaneously]

- Teacher, teacher,
guess what.

I dressed myself today.

- You look very nice,
harold.

- Thanks.

- Bozo himself
couldn't have done a better job.

- This is my competition?

I've got the best-est
preschooler title

In the bag.

- Ahem.

Are you forgetting about me,
angelica?

- You?
Ha.

Watch this if you want
to see a pro in action.

Teacher, I got the most special
surprise for you.

I mean, besides the
fact that you got me,

The best-est preschooler
in the whole world,

In your class.

- Why, I've never seen
anything like it.

It is the most beautiful flower
I have ever seen.

- I grew it myself
from a little seed.

- [Gasps]

Oh, I know the perfect place
for it.

Yes, I do.
Thank you.

- What's the big deal?

Anybody can pour water
on a dumb seed.

- Yeah, but not anybody
can color inside the lines.

- Argh.

- Children,
please come take a seat.

- No, it's my chair.

- No fair, susie.
I saw it first.

- Sorry, this chair's reserved
for the best-est preschooler.

- I know.
Now, move it.

- No way.

- Girls,
is there a problem?

Do we need to learn to use
our friendship words?

- No, ms. Weemer.

I decided to give my seat
to susie,

Because she was crying
like a baby.

- How thoughtful of you.

Susie, can you say thank you
to angelica?

- Thank you, angelica.

- Ha, move it or lose it, twerp.

- Make me.

- [Laughs]

- Whoa!
- Gee, thanks.

- Harold, if you need
to use the restroom,

It's in the back
of the class.

- [Screams]

- Guess he doesn't
have to go after all.

- Now, class, I would like
to introduce you

To my very special
friend, corky.

Hello, boys and girls.

- Oh, brother.

All: hi, corky.

- Would you like to
be my friend?

All: yeah.

- Okeydokey,
tom and loki.

Why don't you start
by telling me what you want

To be when you grow up?

- I'm johnny.
- I'm lars.

- I'm dulce,
and I want to be dancer.

- [Laughs]

One at a time.

- I want to be a scientist
when I grow up.

- Wow, scientists are
the most smart people.

- How smart can she be?

She's talking to a puppet.

- Corky, I'm gonna
have a real important job

When I'm growed up.

I'm gonna be a fireman,
just like my poppy.

Now, you want to see me
wiggle my ears?

- Hey, dorky.

- The name's corky.

- Whatever.

I want to be the best-est
teacher in the world.

Just like our wonderful teacher,
ms. Weemer.

- You're making that up.

- That's nice, angelica,
but being a teacher is very,

Very hard work.

- Oh, then maybe a movie star
or a singer.

I have a beautiful voice.

♪ La, la, la, la

- Oops, time's up,
right, ms. Weemer?

- That's right, corky.

Now, let's learn about
shapes, shall we, class?

- Let's draw.

- Nice equal sides.

Very good, susie.

- Hey, hey.

- Ms. Weemer,
are my shapes all right?

- [Gasps]

Angelica,
they're perfect.

- I try.

- [Growls]

- [Groaning]

Hey, what's the rush,
carmichael?

- I'm not rushing, angelica.

I'm just good
at putting things together.

Here, let me get it for you,
harold.

- Thanks, susie.

- [Gasps]
oh.

- I'd go easy on the glue
if I was you, carmichael.

- Angelica,
you did that on purpose.

- Did not.
- Did so.

- Did not.
- Did so.

- Did not.
- So.

- Girls.
Girls?

Girls!

Both: what?

- Recess.

[Laughter]

- ♪ Ice cream soda,
cherry on top ♪

♪ Who's the best-est
preschooler, I forgot ♪

♪ Angelica pickles,
pickles, pickles ♪

- ♪ Susie carmichael,
carmichael, carmichael ♪

- ♪ Pickles, pickles

- ♪ Carmichael, carmichael

Eh, eh.

Speaking of ice cream--

- Ice cream.
Where?

Whoa.

- Gee, giving up so soon?

Don't want to be late for class.

See you later, angelica.

- [Growls]

- Lovely.

- Gosh, susie, I like
your picture of ms. Weemer.

- Thanks, harold,
and I like your fire truck.

- [Snickers]

- [Screams]

Oh, susie.

- But ms. Weemer--

- Look at my picture,
ms. Weemer.

- Angelica, is that me?

Oh, oh, it's lovely.

- Well, it's easy when you got
such a pretty model.

- Oh, stop it.
You're making me blush.

- Everything about you
is pretty.

Your hair is pretty.

Your smile's pretty.

- Angelica, I will give you five
more minutes to cut that out.

- Even your...uh,

Coffee cup is pretty.

- Oh,
my former fiance roger

Gave that mug to me

Just before he left me
at the altar.

It's all I've got left of him.

I love that mug.

Excuse me while I go powder
my face...

[Cries]

Nose.

[Sobbing]

- Now look what you've done,
angelica.

- Me?
I didn't do anything.

It was you.

- [Gasps]
my new dress.

You wrecked it.

- I didn't mean to.

- Okay, then I didn't mean
to do this.

[Laughs]

- Hey.

[Both arguing]

- Hey, can I play?

- [Groaning]

[All speaking simultaneously]

- Hey,
quit messing...

[All speaking simultaneously]

- Oh!

Both: oh.

- Now look what you did,
carmichael.

You broke ms. Weemer's
favorite-est mug.

- I didn't break it,
angelica.

You did.

- Did not.
- Did so.

- None of this
would have happened

If you'd just let me be
the best-est preschooler.

- Neither one of us
is gonna be the best-est

Once ms. Weemer sees her cup.

- [Gasps] we'll get kicked
out of preschool.

- But I was gonna be
a scientist.

What's gonna happen to us now?

- We've got to fix that mug.

- But how?

You used up all of my glue.

- Then we'll just have to
find some more.

- [Crying]

[Sniffles]

[Gasps]

Well, you were all very busy
while ms. Weemer was gone,

Weren't you, children?

It's been a very long morning.

I think i--i mean,
we could use a little nap.

- Supermans don't take naps.

- I'm not even tired.

[Laughs]

- Quit your moaning
and go to sleep.

- Now, class, I would like you
to be very quiet

Until the big hand
reaches the .

That's all the way up
to the tippy top here,

And if you do that,

Then we'll all have juice
and cookies.

[Yawns]

- As soon as she's asleep,
we'll make a run for it, okay?

- But what if someone finds out
we're gone.

- Just worry about fixing
the mug

And leave the sneaky business
to me.

- Oh, roger.

- [Snoring]

- Oh, oh, ah,
oh, oh, ah, oh.

[Dogs barking]

- Where'd it go?

How do I get it back?
- [Groans]

- Carmichael, quick, over here.

- You did it, angelica.

You really are good
at being sneaky.

- Tell me something
I don't know,

And since you got lots
of talent at boring stuff,

You can glue the mug
back together.

- Okay, thanks...i think.

Uh-oh, someone's coming.

[Both gasp]

- Hi, guys.

[Both scream]

What's the matter?

- Harold.

- What are you doing here?

You're supposed to be
in class sleeping.

- I thought you might be
doing something fun.

- Jeez, pipe down, would you?

- You better go back to class,
harold.

- He can't.

He'll wake everybody up
and blow our cover.

Stay right here
and don't move.

- Ah.

- [Gasps]

You better have a key
to that door.

- I'm little.
I don't have a key to nothing.

- Then go find us some glue
right now or else.

- You're not the boss of me.

- [Growls]

- I'll be right back
with the glue, boss.

- Well, where is it?

- [Pants]

I couldn't find any glue,
but I found some tape instead.

- [Groaning]

- Oh, what's to eat?

- Our hearts fill with glee
when it's mommy and me.

- How many did you get?

- I don't know.
I can't count, but lots.

- Me too.

- Okay,
babies on their feet.

[All gasp]

- Oh, my goodness.

- It doesn't look very sturdy.

- Who cares?

As long as we get it back
to ms. Weemer in one piece.

- Wow, you broked it again.

- [Sighs]

- It's all in the wrist,
people.

Now,
keep that caramel in motion.

Twirl those apples.

It's all in the wrist,
people.

- This stuff ought to work.

It's real sticky.

- I know.

Ow, ow, ow.

- Done.

Come on.
Let's get back to class.

- [Screams]
a mouse.

[Cries]

- Oh.
Uh-oh.

- Looks like we might as well
start packing for the circus.

- Yeah, I guess we'll never be
productive membranes

Of society.

- Hey,
watch where you're...

[Gasp]

It's a miracle.

- Hey, how'd you little guys
get in here?

- That was a close one,
huh, guys?

Guys?

- We'll give him back the
mug just as soon as it's safe.

- Like when we're growed up
and already got good jobs.

- We better hurry.

The big hand's almost on the .

- Why do I get a funny feeling
like we're forgetting something?

Both: harold.

- Oh,
there's so much to do.

We'll need a bigger t*nk...

[Both panting]

Lots of things; I'm gonna have
to go to the store and...

[Laughs]

- Hi, guys.

- I say we save ourselves
and leave hairball behind.

- It's harold,
and that's not nice.

- All right, all right,

But how are we gonna
get him out?

- Ouch.

- Harold, tie that thing
around your waist,

And we'll pull you out.

- But I'm not good at tying.

- Just tie the hose.

- [Sighs]

- Ready.

- Pull.

[Both grunting]

- [Screams]

[Both groaning]

Whee, I'm flying.

[Both groan]

[Laughs]

Whoo-whee, I'm flying.

- All he had to do...

- Was unlock the door.

- [Laughs]

[Screams]

That was fun.

Can I do it again?

Both: no.

- Come on, guys.
We can still make it if we run.

[All panting]

Shh, shh.

- [Snores]

[Alarm ringing]

Angelica,
what are you doing?

- Oh, nothing, ms. Weemer.

I was just admiring
your beautiful cup.

- [Sighs]

That cup does not belong to me.

- What?
Of course it's yours.

It's got the same little
flowers and leaves and--

- I mean,
this cup belongs to the past.

I still have my health,
my work, ha, my looks.

It's time to move on.

[Cup shattering]

Rise and shine, class.

- All that work for nothing?

- What a waste of time.

- Hey,
look on the bright slide.

- We won't get kicked out
of preschool?

- No, I flew-ed.

Whee, I'm flying.

- Who's ready for juice
and cookies?

[All speaking simultaneously]

- I never would have thought
we'd make a good team.

- I guess we're both
the best-est preschoolers.

- Since you two
are such good friends now,

I'm sure you don't mind
sharing the last cookie,

Do you?

- Not at all.
- 'Course not.

- I'll break it in two,
susie.

- That's all right,
angelica.

I'll do it.

- But I'm a better breaker.

- Are not.
- Am too.

- Are not.

- Give me the cookie,
carmichael.

- Make me, pickles.

[Both arguing]

- I'll break you!
- I'll break you!

- You'll be sorry.

- [Roars]

- Boy, it sure was nice not
having mean old angelica

Bossing us around all day.

- What a wonderful,
wonderful day.

- Hi, babies.
I'm back.

You probably missed me a lot,

But you'll just have to
get used to it,

Because now that I'm in school,

You won't be seeing me much
no more.

- You mean you got to go
to preschool again?

- Of course.

I'll be going
practically every day.

All: every day?

[All cheering]

- Klasky csupo.

- Bye, baby.