08x19 - Curse of the Werewuff

[bunniefuu]

[ snoring]

[ gasps]

[ kids laughing]

[ giggling]

[ barking]

[ laughing]

Come on, Deed.

It's Halloween!

Oh, and nothing
says "scary"

like a big old Smiley face.

I don't want it to be
too intense for the babies.

[ screams]

DIDI:
What on earth
is going on?

Okay, boys and ghouls,
back to the playpen with you.

Boo!

I scared you a little.

Right, big guy?

[ chortling]

[ groans]

Stu's been like
that all week.

He's more excited
about Halloween

than all the kids
put together.

Gee, who
would've guessed?

From here to there and back.

Yes!

As if they could tell me
something I didn't know.

[ laughing]

DREW:
Princess...

Yes, Daddy?

I already told you

Halloween is tomorrow night.

Now put the candy back.

Can't I have just one piece?

Please, please, please.

Well... all right.

But just one.

You're the bestest daddy
in the whole wide world!

[ spits]

Yucky coconut.

[ kids laughing]

Why's your house looking
so funny, Tommy?

And why's your dad acting
so funny?

I don't know, guys.

But one thing's for sure,
bigstuff's going on.

You dumb babies.

It's Hallomean!

[ all gasp]

"Hallomean"?
What's that?

Don't you know
anything?

Hallomean's the bestest
holiday there is.

Dress up and go
trick-or-treating

and you get lots
and lots of candy.

Yay!
Yay!
I likes candy!

Speaking of candy,
you going to eat that?

Eww!

How come we get candy, Angelica?

'Cause you go trick-or-treating.

"Trick or treat, smell my feet,
give me something good to eat."

[ sniffing]

You babies are hopeless.

DIDI:
Ta-dah!

The jack-o'-lanterns are done.

[ doorbell buzzes]

I'll get it!

Wait, wait.
I have an idea.

[ grunts]

Okay, ready.

Boo!

[ gasping]

Fooled you.
It's only Uncle Stu.

[ laughs]

[ gasping]

Ah. See, Chuckie?

It's Tommy's dad.

Whew. He was playing
a Halloween joke on us.

Come on,
let's go inside.

There's nothing
to be scared of now.

[ whimpering]

Oh!

I was afraid that Halloween
would be too scary for Chuckie.

I always say, the best way
to keep from being scared

is to be more scary than
what you're scared of.

Oh, actually, I've never
heard you say that.

Oh... when we take the pups

to the amusement park
tomorrow night

let's dress them
up as monsters.

That way, they'll feel

more scary than
anything they see.

You mean, empower them

by tapping into their
"inner monster"?

Oh, I think it's
a wonderful idea.

Kimi can be a witch

and Chuckie can
be, um, a...

a werewolf.

A werewolf? I don't know.

Come on, Chas,
frightening people

is what Halloween's
all about.

Angelica![ screams]

See what I mean?

Didn't we tell you
no more candy?

If we catch you again,
no trick-or-treating tomorrow.

Understand?

[ groaning]

But, Tommy,
Hallomean doesn't sound

like the bestest holiday to me.

Not if I'm going to be a-scared
all the time.

Angelica

how come you're dressed
like that?

You haveto dress up on
Hallomean so you can get candy.

I'm a princess, 'cause
princesses get the most candy.

Do we all gets
to be princesses?

Nope. You babies are
going to be monsters.

Monsters! Yay!

I don't want to
be a monster.

Monsters are mean and scary

like the ones hiding
under my bed.

Too bad, Fraidy Cat Finster.

You're going to be a werewolf.

A werewolf?

Wh-what's a werewolf?

Oh, just a mean scary monster
that gots a hairy face

and pointy ears

and howls
at the full moon

and steals babies

and gets hunted down
in the forest
by growed ups.

Now, do you babies want
to know the bestest part

of dressing up for Hallomean?

[ gurgles nervously]

Whatever you dress up as,
you turn into for real.

You mean...?

That's right, Finster.

Tomorrow you're going to turn
into a werewolf

forever and ever and ever!

ALL:
Huh?!

See ya.

[ giggling evilly]

[ screaming]:
No!

[ frightened whimpers]

[ wolf howling]

[ shivering]

[ muttering]

Oh, don't...

[ gasps]

[ wolf howling]

[ howling]

[ grunts]

[ growling]

[ howling]

[ howling continues]

[ growling]

[ howling]

[ growling]

[ snoring]

BOTH:
What are you doing, Chuckie?

I'm a werewolf, so I gots

to steal you.

We're not going to
let you steal us.

Yeah. Get him!

But, you guys, werewolves
is opposed to steal babies.

Well, this baby is
going to eat you up!

Eat me up?!

Got get him!
Come on!

Come on,
let's get him!

Get the werewolf!

[ shouting]

[ growling]

[ shouting]

[ grunting]

[ crowd clamoring
and dogs barking]

Sorry, Chuckie, but I have
to keep you from hurting anyone.

Now get inside the pumpkin.

No, no, no.

No!

Don't!

[ panting]

It was only a nightscare.

[ cackling]

Happy Hallomean, Chuckie.

Kimi? Is that you?

There's only KimiWitch.

[ cackles]

Oh, no!

Angelica was right.

Where's my little werewolf?

[ whimpering]

STU:
Okay, let's see
you use that cape.

That's my little vampire.

[ chuckling]

Come on, Stu.

It's time to go
to the amusement park.

Be right back,
Count Tomcula.

Being a monster is even
better than being a baby.

Babies don't gots
a neat vampire cape.

You're right, Tommy.

We gots wings.

Anyone know
what bats eat?

Bugs. Bats eat bugs.

Bugs?!
Bugs?!

Yay!
Yay!

Aw, cheer up, Chuckie.

I bet werewolves get
to do lots of fun stuff.

Like what?

Well... uh,
I don't know yet

but I bet
we'll find out soon.

Least your dad's
a vampire like you.

I don't even know

what my daddy is.

Even Fifi is going to
turn into something

I don't want her to be.

Angelica!

[ gasps]

That's it.
We warned you.

No trick-or-treating
at the amusement park.

But-but... Daddy...?

Well...

A-Ahem!

Your mother's right,
Angelica.

You disobeyed,
so no trick-or-treating.

[ sniffling]

Ahem!

[ grunts]

[ growling]

Angelica, I don't want
to be a werewolf.

Can't I be myself again?

Stop whining, Finster.

'Sides, just 'cause I got the
princess power to change you

do you really want
to be changed back to you?

Are you sure
you're a princess?

'Cause you still act
like mean old Angelica.

See the crown, baldy?

You know what, Finster?

Since I'm a princess and all

Ican turn you back
into a little crybaby

if...

If what?

If you babies

give me all your
trick-or-treat candy.

Our candy?

I don't want to.
So what if he's hairy?

[ blows raspberry]

See? Dilly likes
smelling his two...

uh, elevendy, uh...

all his spidey feet

and I like
my vampire cape.

I want to do
my KimiWitch laugh.

And we want to stay
being bats.

So's we can eats yummy bugs.

I'll give you
my candy, Angelica.

That's not good enough.

You allhave
to give me your candy

or else nobodygets
to be a dumb baby ever again.

Oh, no.

Who wants to go
bobbing for apples?

Now, Stu

we came here to take
the babies trick-or-
treating, remember?

Come on, Deed.

When am I ever going
to get to do this
again with fangs?

Go ahead.

We'll take the sprouts
to see some of the sights

and meet you back here
in a half-hour.

Happy Halloween, Angelica.

I'm an angel.

Yeah? Well, I'm a princess.

I'm going to Trick Or Treat
Street, want to come?

Can I please go
trick-or-treating with Susie?!

Please, please, please?!

If you're good, we'll,
we'll take you later.

Ooh, a haunted house.

Last time I was
in one of these

movies cost a dime...

for a double feature.

[ mumbling]:
Angelica this...

What do you say,
you little monsters?

Want to go inside?

[ babies shouting]

Let go of me.

You gots more important
things to worry about

than some stupid
haunted house.

Like getting me candy.

[ groans]

[ gulps]

Boo!
[ yells]

Hula night at the
retirement village

was scarier than this.

Oh, but it is
cute, isn't it?
[ door hinge creaking]

[ ghoulish laughter]

[ screams]

Uh-oh, a scary werewolf

and his friend the vampire.

And some bats!

Don't forget one old geezer.

Ha, ha.

You bet your third
eye they're scary.

Go get him, kids.
Show him who's boss.

Boo! Oh!
Oh!

Huh! What good's a mirror
if you can't see yourself in it?

I'm going to go find
a real haunted house

that doesn't let in
stupid babies.

And can I help it
if I accidentally go near

Trick Or Treat Street
and a ghost

accidentally
gives me some candy?

[ gasps]

A princess!

Maybe she can turn me
back into myself.

[ clears throat]

Excuse me,
Your Highness.

[ gasps]

[ yells]:
Mommy!

I didn't want to scare her.

I told you guys
monsters was mean.

And now I'm one of them forever!

[ screams]

Chuckie's right.

I guess monsters
are scary and mean.

I think it's time to go back
to being nice babies.

Yeah, me, too.

But I like flapping
my wings.

And I like eating bugs.

You eats them anyway,
Phillip.

Oh, yeah.

Look, guys,
we gots to stick together.

Well... okay, Tommy.

If you say so.

Yeah. Let's go tell Chuckie.

Now where did everybody go?

Lou? You in there?

Boo!
[ gasps]

Ha, ha, ha!

Gotcha!

[ laughing]:
You sure did.

Scared me so bad
my hair turned white.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

What are you doing here,
Chuckie?

Well, since I'm a werewolf

I gots to hide out
in the forest.

Only I'm too scared
to go in there.

Chuckie

we decided we don't
want to be monsters

no more neither.

Really?

Yeah.

Thanks, you guys.

You're the bestest friends ever.

Now what do we do?

Well...

first, we gots to find
lots of candy.

Then we gots
to find Angelica.

Ready, Chuckie?

Well, I gots
to go potty

but I think I better wait
until I'm me again.

Oh, lookie, Tommy!

A Dummi Bear.

And he's giving
out candy.

Wow!

Angelica is going to want
lots more candy than this.

And I gots to go potty soon.

Hold on, Chuckie.

We'll get enough
candy somehow.

Tommy, look.

There's lots and
lots of candy here.

Oh, no.

Scary monsters.

Can you say,
"Trick-or-treat?"

No!

Wow!

Well, now

an extra-scary werewolf
should get extra candy.

Ah...

Lookie, you guys,
it's almost full.

There's Angelica.

Come on!

We gots to catch up
with her

so she'll turn us
back into babies.

But, Tommy, that's
a growed-up scary house.

I don't think babies
are allowed in there.

But we're not
babies, Chuckie.

We're monsters.

Baby... monster....
monster... baby...

[ gasps]

What if I'm a baby monster

and I haven't even
growed up yet?

[ grunting]

Oh!

[ sinister laugh]

[ piano notes banging]

[ cackling]

[ screams]

[ screams]

[ screams]

Oh! Oh!

[ screams]

Stu, please!

But, Didi, I'm nothing
without my fangs.

Mister

let someone else
have a turn.

See, Deed?

There's nothing scary
about a "mister."

Well, if it makes you happy,
you're starting to scare me.

[ whimpering]

Angelica!

We got your candy.

What's wrong with Angelica?

Maybe she's cold.

Babies, get me out of here!

First you got to turn
us back into babies.

First you got to get me
out of here.

Wow, Angelica's scared.

No, I'm not!
I just want to get out of here

right now,so lead the way!

No!

I'm sick of being scared

and I'm sick
of being mean and scary

and I gots to go potty real bad.

So, you do what a princess does
and you make me Chuckie again!

All right. I'll do it.

Finster-dee, Finster-dah

make them dumb babies again,
blah, blah, blah.

Happy now?

[ muttering]

Now that we're not scary
monsters, what do we do?

Aaahh!!

Well, at least I don't gots to
worry about going potty no more.

But I remember what it's like
to be a werewolf, so come on.

Follow me.

[ ghoulish laughter]

[ growling]

[ growling]

[ growls]

We're trapped, Finster!

Trapped!

You said you'd get me
out of here!

Wah!

Oh!

You dumb babies.

You could've made
pasghetti out of me.

You know what, Chuckie?

You talked back
to Angelica.

And made her turn us
back into babies.

Yay, Chuckie!

Good job,
werewolfy.

You babies are even dumber
than I thought.

You axly believed
you were monsters for real?

You mean that
was all a lie?

And you fell for it.
Ha, ha, ha!

Hey...

that means we don't got
to give you our candy.

Oh, yes, you do.

I took the curse off
hair and square.

[ gasps]

There's the little monsters.

Now, don't fret.

I knew they couldn't get
into too much trouble

at a place like this.

Angelica!

I was just, uh,
helping the babies, um

unwrap their
Hallomean candy.

Angelica...

someone needs a time-out.

Ah, Deed, the babies
went trick-or-treating
without us.

Now, Stu, if you want,
I'll take you later.

I'm confused, Tommy.

If I was never a for-real
werewolf, how come I was scary?

I don't know, Chuckie.

But the good part is,
you wasn't a-scared

inside the growed-up
haunty house.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe the furs in this costume
made me feel a-scarier.

Or itchier.

But just to be safe

let's dress up
as something nice
next Hallomean.

Like a kitty cat
or a bunny rabbit.

Or a frog.

A frog, Phillip?

Frogs eat bugs, Lillian.

Oh, yeah.

Next year we'll be frogs.

[ hooting]

[ gobbling]

CHUCKIE:
Bugs. Bats eat bugs.