06x17 - Ghost Fly

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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06x17 - Ghost Fly

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

Kya! Kya!

Hmm.

Oh, that's pretty good.
Kya!

BMO! Keep it down!

But you said 8:00 to 10:00 is my
time to do karate.

It's my karate time!

I know, but I got a headache,
and I'm in a funky mood.

- What's wrong, dude?
- I don't know.

- I think I got restless-leg syndrome.
- Is that from gettin' chubby?

- What? No, man, it's just restless leg!
- Oop! My bad.

- What are you reading?
- This old copy of Adventure Boy magazine.

The only magazine for boy adventurers.
This kid rusty is getting chased

down the river by three grown otters.

This magazine rules!

- But I'm saving the end for tomorrow.
- Cool!

Well, I hope your leg feels better.
I'm turning in.

- I'll see you up there.
- Pbht!

- Jake.
- No, BMO.

- Kya!

No, BMO!
No more!

Maybe some soup will take
the edge off.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

- Bzzzt, bzzzt!
- Ew! Gross! Nasty!

- Bzzzt, bzzzt! - Hyah!
- Bzzzt, bzzzt, bzzzt!

I'm sorry you were born
a fly and I had to k*ll you,

you disgusting,
disgusting creature.

- Kya, kya, kya!
- BMO, please!

Finn, was that you?

Probably just BMO or something.

That's weird.

BMO doesn't like '30s jazz.

Yeesh. Creepy.

I didn't know we had one
of those.

Hey, hey!
Hey, who?

Aah!

Hey, I k*lled you! Aah!

- Ah! Ghost fly touching me! Finn! Finn!
- Aah!

- Ghost fly, man! Aah! Aah!
- Okay.

Come on, man. Let's get out
of the house. It's a ghost fly!

- So what?
- No, man, ghost flies are filthy!

They carry diseases such as
tuberculosis, polio, dysentery.

They leave those little fly doodies
on your soul. Aah!

- Aah!
- Aah!

- Finn, Jake! What's wrong?
- Ghost fly!

Aaahhh!

Thank goodness
we lost him. He's gone.

- Whoo!
- Aah!

- Run! Just run! Oy!
- Ai, ai, ai, ai!

Hmm. Kya! Kya!

Who-o-o-a! Aah!

We should ask
what its unfinished business is.

Ghosts always have
unfinished business!

Ghost fly,
what's your problem?

Come on, dude! Tell us your
unfinished business. Ah! It's no good.

He's a tortured little spirit.

We need help to communicate with
this ghost fly.

Nah, man, let's just get someone
to banish it.

Someone with serious
paranormal juice.

Is he coming soon?

I think so.
His ways are kind of mysterious.

That's cool!

Who-o-o-o-o-a!

- Woo?
- Let's get this ritual rolling.

- I got stuff to do.
- Woo!

Hey! No! Unclean demon,
feel the sting of holy water!

Thank you.

These circles will protect you
from the ghost's att*cks

while I prepare
the banishing ritual.

Worry not, fellow believers,
for in this bag,

I possess all the darkest
and most powerful tools

of magic ever to be
assembled in one place.

We're perfectly safe...
As long as... We... Have...

Well, huh.
How about that? No biggie.

We'll just hang out inside
these magic circles until morning.

That's when
ghosts go to sleep.

Yep. Just got to make it.
Till morning.

Woo!

Hmm?

Aah! The end of my story.
And it's so close.

- Don't do it, bro. It's a trap.
- I know.

It's an obvy trap.
But wait! What if...

Watch this.
Ha!

- Mm?
- Dude, what are you...

If I extend the circle...
Farther...

- I can get closer to the magazine.
- Theoretically, that is possible.

Yeah, but I'm still getting
a "woo-jah" feeling.

This seems like a bad idea.

Just have to stay
inside this circle!

Haha! How'd you do it, Rusty?
How'd you shake them otters?

Man, what a
great ending!

Finn?
What's wrong, buddy?

Oh, Finn, you're disgusting!

Aw, that's it! I've had it with this
ghost fly!

I wish I were a ghost

so I could punch him
with my ghost fist!

Jake, I have a radical option.

I've been studying
a karate move

that could temporarily stop
your heart

long enough for you
to fight the ghost

on his own plane of existence.

- What?
- It's okay!

I learned it
out of a magazine.

Finn.

All right. But first you got to
give me some unfinished business

- so I can come back as a ghost.
- Tell me a joke.

Okay. What do you call a bear
that only att*cks guys named Paul?

Kya!

- I k*lled Jake! Yay, BMO!
- Whoa! BMO, you k*lled me.

- Whoa. Wow. Wow!
- Jake! I can't hear you!

I will start your heart up in
five minutes, okay? This many.

Okay. Five minutes.
Whoa!

Is this some kind of low-level
dead world?

That's a bummer.

Ah!

Ah! Oh, stuff!

Aah! Ohh! Ohh!

Get away!
Ah! You k*lled it!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Get away!

Aah! Whoa!

Whoa! Aah!

Aaah!

- Hmm?
- Oooh!

That's right.
You never finished the soup.

- That's your unfinished business!
- Woo-hoo!

And now that you've finished it,

you get to ascend to
a glorious new peaceful realm.

Aaah! Bam!

Shouldn't have tried
to k*ll me, son!

Yes! What's happening?
Oh, BMO must be bringing me back.

Yes! Yeah, BMO!

- Mm, BMO?
- Jake, I missed you, bro!

- Jake!
- Don't ever leave me again!

Good job, BMO!
You brought me back.

- Yes. Yay, BMO! BMO is so good!
- Whew!
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