09x09 - Clown Around The Baby/ Rewards

[bunniefuu]

[ whirring]

[ snoring]

Whoa!

[ whirring]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barks]

[ giggles]

[ whirring]

[ squeals]

[ circus music plays]

[ cart wheels squeaking]

It's just like in
all our picture books!

But bigger.

And smellyerer.

[ sniffing]:
Ah...

And probably full of clowns.

The kids seem
very excited, Stu.

What kid doesn't
love the circus--

and backstage passes?

This is going to be terrible.

Don't worry, Chuckie,

we're going to be
right there with you.

Maybe there won't even be
any clowns at the circus.

Of course there's clowns
here, Phil.

They live here!

[ moaning]

And I want a trapeze snow cone,
and a flower twisty balloon,

and a fluffy, pink elephant,
and... that...

I want a dress
just like that!

That's only for the circus
performers, sweetheart.

Well, I could be
in the circus, daddy.

Of course you could,
princess.

LILLIAN:
The circus people
sure have a big house.

And big pets, too!

[ thudding]

[ elephant trumpeting]

I want to live in the cirpus.

ALL:
Yeah, me, too.

[ screams]

You can't live
in the circus!

Don't you babies
know anything?

You have to have
a special talent-- like me.

You gots a special talent,
Angelica?

Yeah-- yelling
at dumb babies!

She isgood.

[ circus music plays]

Look, a ring of fire.

And tigers,
real tigers!

I hope the kids
love the circus

as much as we did,
bro.

You? You hated
the circus!

Only after you
dunked my face

in the cotton-candy
machine.

[ screams]

See, Chuckie,
this isn't so bad.

Yeah, just one clown
way down there.

Maybe it won't be
so bad after all.

[ clowns chattering]

[ screams]

[ clowns continue chattering]

Don't be scared,
Chuckie,

clowns are just like
regular people, only funnier.

Then how comes they gots big
scary hair and big scary feet,

and big scary faces?!

Yeah, how come,
Tommy?

Um...

Maybe they're just
bornded that way.

You mean there's
baby clowns?

Sure, there gots to be
baby clowns

if there's growed up clowns.

Great, now I have to be scared
about baby clowns, too!

Lil, you ever seen
baby clowns?

Nope.

Maybe you just
never knowed
what to look for.

First thing you got to find
is big red hair--

like Chuckie's.

[ gasping]

You mean Chuckie's a clown?

Fraid so, babies.

That's not true, Angelica.

A lots of peoples
have hair like Chuckie's.

Clowns got other things,
like, um...

ANGELICA:
Like big, red lips?

[ gasping]

[ Angelica laughing]

Hey, what are you guys
staring at?

Just a clown.

Where?

No, we weren't staring
at clowns, Chuckie.

We were just saying,
uh, clowns is nice.

They can even be
your bestest friend.

Not me, I don't want to be

any kind of a friend
with a clown.

They got big crazy hair

and a scary smile
that never goes away!

Uh...

[ applause]

Look, kids, it's
the Flying Galenzas!

Let's get
their autographs.

I saw them first!

Big deal!

I can do that.

Whoa, whoa...

[ groaning]

Ta-dah!

Very, very nice,
sweetheart,

but these are the world-famous
Flying Galenzas!

[ moaning, thudding]

Could you make it to,
"My biggest little fan, Stuie"?

It's for my son.

Look, Chuckie, I bought you
a circus souvenir.

[ gasping]

Oh, great, clown shoes!

[ groaning, grunting]

Just what I don't need!

[ screams]

[ thudding]

We better tell Chuckie
he's turning into a clown

before he finds out
from somebody else.

Wait, Kimi!

I don't think you know Chuckie

as good as we do.

[ panting]

Asides, he's turning into
a clown pretty slow.

Yeah, he probably
won't be a clown

for another...
- years.

We'll tell him then.

[ coughing]

Oops. Time's up.

You guys are staring at me
funny again.

Eh, that's because
you're a funny guy.

Oh, yeah,
am I a clown?

Do I make you laugh?!

Eh, no, Chuckie.

What Phil means is
if you was a clown,

you'd be the
bestest one ever.

[ screams]

Where'd he come from?

[ gasping]

Oh, no-- it's me!

I've turned into a clown!

[ sobbing]

How could I be a clown?

Um, maybe you were
always a clown

and never knew it.

Tommy, these are the kinds
of things a kid knows about!

I'll still be
your sister,

even if you are
a clown.

And you can even do tricks
at my birthday party.

I want him at
my party, Phillip!

Mine, Lillian!

Mine!

Wait a second, guys,
I can't be a clown:

wouldn't my daddy
have to be a clown, too?

And my daddy's not a clown.

[ laughing]

[ nose honking]

[ laughing]

He's not
a clown.

Nope.

I'm a baby clown!

I'm going to be scared
of myself forever!

Shaking ribbons?

That's easy.

[ snapping]

[ meekly]:
Help.

Ah, it won't be
so bad, Chuckie.

Think of all
the good things
you could do.

Like what?

If you ever
wanted flowders,

you could pull them
from your ear.

And you get to drive
a funny little car.

Oh, and if someone
gets in your way,

you honk your nose
and they'll move over.

[ giggling]:
Honk, honk.

Oh, quit trying
to cheer me up, guys.

I'm a clown-- that's not funny.

[ moaning]

It's the worstest thing
that could happen to me!

[ clowns cheering,
laughing, honking]

[ gasping]

[ screams]

Wait, wait, wait...

[ screams]

There goes one
brave clown baby.

Come on, kids,

don't want the circus
to start without us.

Where's Chuckie?

You can't take
your eyes off them

for a second, Chas.

Hey, where's Angelica?

You take Kimi
and the kids,

and I'll find Chuckie.

[ screams]

[ circus music plays]

[ screams]

[ screams]

[ screams]

Whoo!

[ screams]

[ kisses]

[ audience laughing]

[ cheering, applause]

Chuckie?

You shouldn't be
out there, Chuckie.

You're not a clown.

Ah, let me get something
to wipe that off.

I'm not a clown?

[ gasping]

I'm not a clown!

[ giggling]

[ applause]

RINGMASTER:
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

I call your attention
high above the center ring.

[ applause]

I can be a Garbonzo!

Give me that thing!

[ drum roll]

[ Angelica stammering]

I don't want to be
in the circus!

[ screams]

[ adults gasping]

Angelica!

Whoa!

[ Angelica moaning]

Wow, she does belong
in the circus.

Whoa!

[ shrieking]

[ audience applauds]

Oh...

Can I still get
a twisty balloon?

[ elephant trumpeting]

So I figured out
I'm not really a clown,

and I'm actually starting
to like the circus.

But, course, we're never
coming back, right?

Ah, you were brave
out there, Chuckie.

And funny, too!

Well, I'm kind of thinking

maybe clowns aren't
so scary after all.

[ screams]

Wrong again.

[ kids laughing]

ANNOUNCER:
The award goes to...

Cynthia PI!

[ applause]

Thanks!

Thanks... so much!

Oh, thank you,
really, thank you.

Cynthia PIis winning
allthe rewards.

Someday I'll win all the rewards
and dress like a Christmas tree!

Right, Fluffy?

And I'm not going to thank you.

Stu, there's no reason
to trouble yourself.

Somebody's got to have

the very first Pickles
stovetop pot washer.

Why not
my very own bro?

And installation is a snap.

[ gulps]

[ groans]

Thank me! Thank me!

Say "And thanks
to my biggest fan, Angelica."

VOICE:
Thanks to my biggiest fan,
Angelica.

[ gasps]

Oo...

Look at all
the prettiful toys she's got.

They're not toys,
they're rewards.

What's a reward?

It's a toy on a plate.

She's going
to eat her toys?

Of course not.

Then why are they
on a plate?

Do I have to explain
everything to you babies?!

[ growls]

Rewards is something grownups
give to feel specially special.

"Specially special"?

You get them
for singing good

or pretending good
or just looking good.

CYNTHIA:
Oh, I'd like to thank

all the little people,
like my hairdresser,

who believed in my hair
when no one else did.

So if she already
gots the rewards,

why's she still
standing there?

'Cause when you get a reward

you get to make a speech.

What's a speech?

A speech is
a really, really long way

to say thanks for stuff.

I could say thanks

for a really,
really long time.

'specially if I felt
specially special.

I want to feel
specially special, too.

[ odd dance music
begins playing on TV]

Yeah, let's have
our own rewards show.

Then we can feel
specially special!

[ cheering]

Wow!

[ grumbling]

Don't worry,

I'll have this
fixed in no time.

But my stove
wasn't broken.

You know my motto, bro: "Just
because something isn't broken

doesn't mean you can't fix it."

We gots enough stuff
to make plenty of rewards.

Everyone's going to feel
specially special!

Mine! Mine!

I guess we gots
our first winner.

[ blows raspberry]

Wow, that was
a short speech.

I want my reward
to be for the bestest brother.

Sorry, Chuckie,
but, uh...

that one's
going to be mine.

Right, my prettifulest
sister, Lillian?

You're going to need
a lot more worms

than that, Philip.

I want this reward.

It's going to be
for bestest hair.

Sorry, that one's
mine, too.

Don't worry, Kimi,
we gots a lots of rewards.

I think we'll all win one.

Yeah, but I'm going
to win the most.

Nuh-uh, Phillip-- I am.

Nuh-uh, Lillian-- Iam.

Now you won't win
the bestest brother
reward for sure!

Uh, I mean, that's
a very pretty dress, Lillian.

Oh... thank you, Phillip.

I kind of want to win
the bestest brother reward.

I'm a pretty good brother.

[ yells][ groans]

[ laughs]

Dil thinks so.

[ doorbell rings]

Oh, Susie Carmichael.

I suppose you're here
to bring me

my Cynthia Dream Blimp
you've had forever.

I gave that back to you
a long time ago, Angelica.

Not like my gummie bear snow
globe you never gave back.

Ha!

You can have your
dumb snowy thingy.

ANNOUNCER:
The envelope, please.

It was right here!

Sure it was.

You're just
going to keep it

until I give back
your dumb blimp.

No, really,
I'm telling the truth.

I happens...

sometimes.

TOMMY:
Angelica,
can you help us

pick who wins our rewards?

Sure, that's easy--
me, I get them all.

That's not how
it works, Angelica.

I'll help you guys.

I'm going
to play with kids

who don't tell lies.

Good.

More TV for me to watch.

Perfect.

Let's give it a try.

[ rattling]

[ shouting]

It still has a few bugs.

A few?!

A picnic in the bayou
has less bugs.

If I could find my measurement
thingy, I could adjust it.

[ clunk]

[ yells]

[ growls]

[ odd dance begins playing]

[ giggling]

[ laughs]

[ yells]

[ giggles]

[ odd music stops]

And now... here's Tommy!

[ cheering]

Uh...

[ whispering]:
"Thanks for coming

to the first ever
baby rewards."

Thanks for coming to
first ever baby rewards.

I'm Tommy Pickles,
the toast of the show.

[ cheering and applause]

How am I supposed
to watch my show

with those babies
making all that noise?

Okay, now it's time to give out
the firstest baby reward.

This one's for
the bestest brother.

The antelope, please.

[ exhales and sniffs]

STU:
There it is.

Thanks, champ.

You'll have your stove
of the future soon.

You're really going
to thank me for this.

Yeah, Stu... you're
the best brother ever.

Uh, I guess the bestest brother
reward goes to my daddy!

He probably feels specially
special right now.

[ groans]

And now,
the bestest hair reward.

Um, me and Dilly probably
won't get this one.

[ exclaims]

Chuckie, I'll thank
you when I win.

No, no, and I'll thank you
when I win, Kimi.

Ahem, thank you.

I thank you.

My hair thanks you.

Hey, Fluffy,

isn't that
your water bowl?

You didn't give that
to those babies, did you?

[ yowls]

And the bestest
hair reward goes to...

[ snarls]

Okay, um, I guess the reward
for the bestest hair

goes to Fluffy!

'Cause she gots
the mostest... hair.

It's not even real hair!

It's fur!

Phillip!

I mean, I'm really
happy for Fluffy.

And expecting the reward
for Fluffy is... me.

You didn't want
nothing to do

with our baby rewards,
'member?

And besides, that's
Fluffy's reward.

Well, she wants me
to accept it for her

'cause she
loves me so much.

[ snarls]

Hey, give me that,
furball face!

Give me that!

Okay, um, we're back.

And now, the most importantest
reward of all, bestest friend!

Any of us could win this one.

The winner of
the bestest friend
reward is...

Angelica...

Angelica?

I was robbered.

I would like to give
this reward to Angelica

because she did
tell me the truth,

and that's what
best friends do.

I'm sorry
I didn't believe you.

I don't want
your dumb snowy thing.

But now that we're
friends again,

you can ask me all
the important stuffs

about winning my reward.

[ expl*si*n]

Look at the bright side:

Your kitchen has
a skylight now.

It's called
a hole, Stu, a hole!

Um, I guess the show is over.

I don't think any of us

gotted to feel
specially special.

And all we gots left
is this... shoe.

The bestest foot award.

Thank you.

And my foot
thanks you.

I want to thank
the little peoples,

the babies, and
my mommy and daddy.

I don't think
that's a reward;

it's not on a plate.

But none of us won any rewards.

We don't need rewards
to feel specially special;

we knowPhil and Lil

are the best at
doing gross stuffs.

[ cooing]

You're pretty
good, too, Dilly.

And Chuckie,
you're great
at being scaredy.

And Kimi,
you're the best

at finding
fun stuff to do.

See, we don't need rewards
to know any of that.

Hey, I think I feel
pretty special now.

[ others agreeing]

CHUCKIE:
And Tommy, you're
the best friend

a baby could have.

[ cheering]

[ Stu yells]

CHUCKIE:
Oh, yeah? Am I a clown?

Do I make you laugh?!