09x11 - Diapies and Dragons/ Baby Power

[bunniefuu]

[ whirring]

[ snoring]

Whoa!

[ whirring]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barks]

[ giggles]

[ whirring]

[ squeals]

[ bell dinging]

[ bells dinging]

I can't wait to try

Super Mortal
Extreme Doom
-D Ping-Pong!

I hope the minis
won't be too bored.

Don't worry.

They probably think

this is
the best place ever.

It's nighttime
in here.

This is the scariest place ever!

I think this place
looks fun, Chuckie!

Fun?

Fun?

CHUCKIE:
There's giant claws

grabbing people's
wah-wahs...

people crashing cars
everywhere...

and... [ screams]
alien spaceships!

It's okay,
Chuckie.

There's kids playing
in the spaceship.

Yeah, and the when
the aliens come back

those kids is going to be
in big, big trouble.

[ maniacal laughter]

Wow!

Oh, that game will
pull you right in!

I spent most of last
summer in there.

Oh, I've got
to give it a try.

Besides I have great
hand-eye coordination.

[ groans]

Where'd Kimi go?

The aliens got her.

There she is.

[ simple music playing on game]

This game is terrible.

[ dragon on game laughs]

I have to play again!

I'll be back
with more tokens.

Kimi, come back.

What happened?

Whew!

We almost
losted you.

TOMMY:
Oh, no!

And now we
losted Taffy.

Maybe she had
to go potty.

I have taken her,
and you will never get her back.

[ laughs maniacally]

I'm sure that the big, giant,
mean dragon is talking

about someone else.

Help me! Help me!

Oh, no!

Taffy got pulleded
into the game!

I knew we should've
gone to the park.

Come on, guys,
we have to get
her out.

She's the bestest
baby-sitter
we ever had.

Taffy! Taffy!

The token guy is
boy-band cute!

Well, go ask him out.

I can't do that.

The minis will miss me.

They won't even know
you're gone.

[ babbling]

Help me! Help me!

You have won credit.

Not nearly enough
to b*at dragon!

[ laughs maniacally]

Oh!

[ machine beeps]

It's working.

We're coming, Taffy!

[ kids screaming]

Neat!
Wow!

[ screams]

[ growls]

Help me! Help me! Help!

Look!

Drago has babies.

Yeah, and they all
need a time-out.

TAFFY:
Help me! Help me!

We gots
to follow Taffy.

Jump on the flowers.

This way, guys.

[ laughs]

I can't stop jumping!

[ screams]

Me neither!

Whee! Whee!

[ Chuckie screams]

I think I'm going to be sick!

[ screams]

[ screams]

Hey, nobody can get me in here.

I don't got to be scared
ever again.

[ screams]

[ groans]

Jump back, Chuckie, quick!

[ screams]

[ panting]

Oh, I'm getting dizzily.

Whoa!

[ screams]

Thanks, Tommy.

Whee! Whee! Whee!

[ giggles]

Help me! Help me!

Hey, Taffy! Come on.

Watch out for the hole,
Chuckie!

What hole?

Oh, this hole.

[ Chuckie screams]

[ both laughing]

[ screams]

[ grunts]
[ grunts]

[ gasps]

[ all scream]

KIMI:Hey!
Aah!

[ giggles]

Wow! I can go real fast now.

Don't worry, guys.

I'll stop this game
and everything will be okay.

Bye-bye. Whee!

Kimi, we're not allowed
to run on the ceiling!

Ooh!

That was funnest ride
I've ever beened on.

Those funny-
looking balls
do good stuffs.

Now, let's go find Taffy.

You will never get her back!

[ quivers]

[ nicely]:
Unless you insert another token.

Come on, guys.

We've got to find
some of those tokens.

Tokens. Get your tokens here.

Hi!

I was wondering
if you...

if you...
had any tokens.

I got it.

[ yelps]

I'm so sorry.

I'll get 'em.

Ooh!
Hey.

Wow!

You have really
pretty eye.

There goes one.

I guess you gots
to catch 'em.

Hold on
to your diapers, babies.

We've gots a baby-sitter
to save.

TAFFY:
Help me! Help me! Help me!

Up that ladder, quick!

Oh!

[ screams]

[ screams]

We can make it,
you guys.

[ yelps]

[ all grunt]

[ all scream]

Oh, I think
I'm going to be sick again.

[ crying]

Poor Taffy.

She looks so sad.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Wow. No one's
ever beaten me

at Super Mortal
Extreme Doom -D
Ping-Pong before.

Would you like
to, uh... go out
sometime?

I'd love to.

Give us Taffy, whacko.

[ growls]

Please?

He meaned to say please,
Mr. Whacko... sir.

Please?

[ growls]

There's too many dragons.

We can't get
to Taffy!

TOMMY:
We've come too far
to stop now.

That bally can help us,

and I'm going to get it
or cry trying.

[ screams]

[ both gasp]

Giant Tommy's coming
to save you, Taffy!

Uh... regular-size
Tommy's still coming
to save you, Taffy!

Uh... really, really
small Tommy thinks

he should probably
run by now.

I've got you,
teeny, tiny Tommy.

[ dragon growls]

Oh!

You did it, Tommy!

All the baby dragons
is gone!

[ growls]

[ screams]

He's throwing
everything

but kitty's sink
at us.

We're not leaving without Taffy.

Chuckie, you're
the tallest.

Climb on Kimi and me's
shoulders, quick.

I don't know, Tommy.

I'm not real good at jumping.

You can do it, Chuckie.

Five... six...

two... jump!

[ babbles]

What happened?

Did we save Taffy?

I don't know, guys.

TAFFY:
Hi, minis!

I'm back!

[ kids laugh]

Oh, I missed you, too.

I know you guys
are having fun

but it's time
to split.

Don't worry,
though.

We're coming
back tomorrow.

Coming back tomorrow?

We're never going
to the park again,
are we?

Not as long as there's
giant dragons

stealing baby-sitters, Chuckie.

CHUCKIE:
I was praying

you wasn't going
to say that.

[ grunting and growling]

[ kids yelling]

[ grunts]

Good job, Tommy.

You're a great tugger.

[ laughing]

Dill's good
at it, too.

[ growling]

[ squealing]

Maybe not.

Poor Dilly.

He's not strong
enough for
tuggy w*r.

[ cheers]

I guess he's just
not strong enough

to have fun like we do.

Yep, he's not big
and powerful, like us.

[ grunts]

Maybe we could make him
strong, like Phil.

[ barks]

Yeah, we could
feed him bugs.

I gots a diapie full,
and they're bursting with power.

Dill's not much of a bug eater.

More for me.

TOMMY:Wait.

I gots
the perfect thing.

Come on.

[ giggling]

There it is.

Wipies?

No, that!

The nose-unstufferer?

No.

Baby power!

Dill's probably just not
getting enough baby power.

[ all agree]

Maybe a little more.

[ Dill giggling]

[ sneezes]

That's probably enough.

Okay, guys,
he's powered.

[ growling]

Come on, Dilly,
show him what
you got.

[ grunting]

[ moans]

Maybe we should try
Phillip's bugs.

[ burps]

Sorry, too late.

That's okay.

Uh, it probably
just, uh,

takes time for
the power to work.

[ giggling]

[ babbling]

[ ground rumbling]

[ Dill continues babbling]

[ giggling]

Boom, boom!

Uh-oh, I think I gaved him
too much power!

He shookded the whole world.

KIMI:
Even the flowie pot.

And the house, look
what he's done
to the house!

[ gurgling]

DIDI:
Are you okay, kids?

They're fine, Deed.

Except for...

Too much powder.

This is just
what I've been waiting for.

An earthquake?

It's the perfect chance to test

my new line of earthquake
preparedness products.

I suppose Dill and the kids
will be safer out here.

Your mommy even think
he's got too much power.

Um, I'm sure it's nothing
to worry about, guys.

Whoa.

Okay, maybe we should worry.

Do you really think
this is necessary, Stu?

You can never be too safe.

Besides, it's just
the beginning.

I've got a whole line
of safety products.

From now on,
Pickles Industries
is going to be

the first name
in disaster.

It's worser
than I thought.

Now your daddy's ascared
of Dill's power.

Yeah, and it's all my fault.

No, it's not.

Oh, yeah, it is.

We gots to stop him
before he breaks all our stuffs!

And even us.

Maybe if we get
that rattle,

he'll stop
shaking stuffs.

You guys, get his 'tentions.

[ all gurgling
and making noises]

[ softly]:
Good job, Tommy.

[ Dill crying]

[ ground rumbling]

[ Dill continues screaming]

Oops.

[ rattling]

Not the cookie jar.

We's created a monster!

DIDI:
It's okay, sweetie.

It was just a little
aftershock.

But I think we may
have to take you
away from here.

[ whispers]:
Take him away.

Where would they
take him?

Probably
to the zoo.

That's where they
keep wild aminals.

[ gasps]:
Or maybe they'll send
him to another planet.

[ all gasp]

Okay, okay,
to the zoo.

[ sigh in relief]

TOMMY:
No!

Not even the zoo.

Not mybrother.

Ooh, we got to figure how to get
the old, not-strong Dilly back.

STU:
Feast your eyes.

The Pickles Earthquake
Detection System.

[ whistles]

Oh, my.

What is it?

Early warning devices.

It's a fact that dogs

sense earthquakes
before they happen.

So as soon as Spiffy and Spike
detect any sign of a tremor,

these devices
pick up the signals

and set off an alarm.

Neat, huh?

[ chuckles weakly]:
Uh-huh.

[ clicking and squeaking]

[ growl]
[ barking]

It's working,
it's working!

I don't get it--
the dogs sensed something.

[ barking]

Okay, okay, it needs
a few adjustments.

No thanks.

I'm not firsty.

No, it's for Dill.

We gots to wash
all the baby power off.

Go on,
pass it down.

[ wailing]

Oh, no, he's crying.

He's going to shake everything
again.

[ Dill crying softly]

Wait!

It's not shaking.

We washed the power off.

Tommy, you're
the smartest.

[ ground rumbling,
Dill wailing]

Uh-oh, now you're dumb again.

DIDI:
It's okay, Dill.

Mommy's coming.

Oh, dear.

Your diaper's wet, sweetums.

And so's your head?

Boy, when you have to go,
you have to go.

Dill has to go.

And it's all
because of me.

How come washing Dilly's power
off didn't work?

It must have already
sunked in.

Well, maybe we can
keep him from using
his powers.

That's it.

We'll just make sure

he doesn't move around.

Uh, ever.

[ all agree]

How about playing him
a Dummi Bear movie?

I can't move a muscle
when I'm watching Dummi Bears.

I like to share.

Do you like
to share?

I like to share.

I'm a bear
that likes to share.

[ music begins]

♪ You give me

[ chomp]:
♪ And I give you

[ chomp]:
♪ I give you

♪ And you give me

[ singing along]

Look, guys, it's working.

[ in monotone]:
I like to share.

[ knocking]

Ooh.

Thanks, Chuckie.

TOMMY:
Okay, guys.

Now all's
we gots to do

is show Dilly Dummi Bears...
forever.

[ all agree]

[ giggling]

[ slowing]:
♪ And I give you
and you give me. ♪

[ chomp]

[ laughing]

[ ground rumbling]

TOMMY:
Oh, Dilly.

There gots to be something
we can do.

I call them
Stu-Straps.

Guaranteed to make
your breakables unbreakable.

They look kind of complicated.

Don't worry, Deed,
they're easy as pie.

To open, simply tug gently
on the Velcro strap, and...

[ grunting]

[ straining]:
You just tug...

gently and...

Oh, Stu, I hope
you didn't put these
anyplace else.

Eh...

[ moans]

CHUCKIE:
What are we going to do?

The Dummi Bears
didn't work.

Taking the rattle didn't work.

Water didn't work.

I gots idea.

After my daddy mows the lawn,

he can't even lift his fingers.

Maybe that will work for Dill.

That's a great idea, Tommy,
except Dill can't mow.

He can't even walk.

He can
if we help him.

[ cheer]

[ laughing]

[ giggles]

Dilly's not tired
at all.

[ Dill's stomach
gurgling]

And now he's making
funny sounds.

[ stomach gurgling]

He's going to poop!

Run for your lives!

[ grunts]

[ grunting]

[ squealing]

[ stomach gurgles]

[ sighs]

Hey, nothing shaked.

Maybe the mowing worked.
[ all cheer]

Well, I think the
shaking stopped, Deed.

That's a relief.

Now maybe you can put away
some of your safety equipment.

I'm all for being prepared, Stu,

but I'd like
to return to normal.

What's not normal?

You're right,
maybe I did go
a bit far.

I'll come up
with a simpler
approach,

like instant airbags that deploy
at the slightest hint of motion.

Well, at least nothing
exploded this time.

We did it, guys.

Sorry I gave you
too much power, Dilly.

But I'm pretty sure
you're back to norman now.

Oh, of course, there's only
one way to be sure.

[ frog squeals]

[ sniffing]

[ growling]

[ giggling]

[ moans]

Yep.

Dilly's out of power.

[ all laugh and cheer]

KIMI [ in monotone]:
I like to share.