Sx01 - Tales from the Crib: Snow White

[bunniefuu]

[heroic music playing]

Whoa...

[grunts]

[Chuckie shouting,
Kimi laughing]

[rattling]

[shouting]

[grunt; crackling]

[horn trumpets]

[yells]

[cow mooing]

[cow mooing]

[cow mooing]

[children laughing,
jabbering]

TAFFY:
Okay, minis,
this is the fully fab story

of Snow White
and the Seven Adorable Minis.

Once upon a time,there was a totally glam queen.

[gurgling]

Sorry, Dillyicious,
but we don't scarf
on books.

[whining; screams]

[Dil continues crying]

Babies-- you gotta keep
an eye on them all the time.

TOMMY:
Yeah, they'll put anything
in their mouths, huh?

PHIL:
Wow!

Look what I finded in the couch!

[all exclaim]

I get the pretty
blue fuzz.

[all eating noisily, happily]

TAFFY:
Okay, minis,
let's try this again.

Once upon a time,
there was a totally glam queen

who lived
in a super stupendo castle.

ANGELICA:
What castle? What queen?

I bet she's beautiful,
just like me!

All right, move over.

Ow! Cut it out,
Angelica!

Easy now,there's enough room
for all you lollipops.

Hmm!

TAFFY:
Anyway, even though
the queen was glam,

she was real bossy,
and evil, too.

See, all she wanted

was to be the hunky-doriest
in the whole land.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

aren't I the bestest-looking
one of all?

[yawning]

[groans]

If she didn't like
what the mirror said,

she got rid of it.

She went through
a lot of mirrors.

[mirror blows raspberry]

[blows raspberry]

[blowing raspberries]

[panting]
Oh, this is getting old.

[mirror blows raspberry]

You gents need
a hand with that?

Allow me.

[mirror blows raspberry]

[exhales onto spoon]

Mirror, mirror, on the...

Nah, never mind.

I've got to get me
a real mirror.

[remote clicks]

[playful music playing]

[switches channel;
lively music playing]

[banjo music playing]

TV ANNOUNCER:
Is your talking mirror
a smarty-pants?

Does it nit-pick
instead of nurture?

Well, this mirror used
to work for an ogre,

and it knows firsthand
it pays to be polite.

You look much thinner
with your new haircut.

Did anyone ever tell you
that you look amazing in plaid?

[clicks tongue]

If you're looking for a mirror
that sees the glass half full,

call the number on your screen
right now.

[phone dialing]

I'll take it!

And make it
extra-special delivery.

[knock at door]

[doorbell ringing]

[knock at door,
doorbell ringing]

[doorbell buzzing]

Did somebody order
a talking mirror?

What took you so long?

Okay.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

who's the fairerest one of all?

Your Majesty, if I may be so
bold, you are a babe and a fox.

I am?

Oh, please-- stop.

MIRROR:
You are one cute chick!

But am I the... fairerest
one of all?

You are definitely...

Mm-hmm?

Uh... the fairest one...

[softly]
In this room.

What did you say?

I said you're
the fairest one...

Yes...

On this side of the castle
wearing a crown.

Huh?

You're most certainly
the fairest one of all...

[softly]
in pigtails
and a long fancy dress.

All right, let me
put it this way.

Is there anybody
in this kingdom

that's fairerer
than me?

All right, it's Snow White!

Snow White's
the fairest one of all

with her neat, shiny hair,
her white teeth

and her beautiful smile.

Oh!

TAFFY: Now you may be asking yourself,


"Who the heck is Snow White?"

Well, she was kind of like

the evil queen's stepdaughter
once or twice removed.

But unlike the "Queen B," Snow White was superbly awesome.

She was kind and thoughtful
and everyone liked her,

which made the queen
totally jealous. [fly buzzing]

So no one was ever allowed
to hang with Snow White

and she was forced
to spend her days alone.

[fly buzzing]

[Angelica shouting,
grumbling]

♪ The teeter-totter never
totters with just one ♪

♪ Sharing doesn't mean much
without two ♪

♪ I can play a leapfrog game,
but it's just not the same ♪

♪ And when I want to hug,
what do I do? ♪

[sighs]

♪ Some things don't make sense
when it's just one ♪

♪ Duets and tugs of w*r
are really tough ♪

♪ My jokes don't get a laugh,
my teas for two are half ♪

♪ Together by myself
it's not enough ♪

♪ The day seems so much longer
with just one ♪

♪ Without the happy sounds
of laughter ♪

♪ How I wish that I could see
someone smiling back at me ♪

♪ And know we're living
happily ever after ♪

♪ Sad it's only me,
myself and I ♪

♪ Just once I'd like to say
it's "we" or "us" ♪

[birds singing]

♪ If I just had a chum,
I'd have a lot more fun ♪

♪ And life would be
much more... splendiferous. ♪

♪ I wish upon a star
most every night ♪

♪ That I won't have to feel
so all alone ♪

♪ I need someone to hold
my hand, to wipe my tears ♪

♪ To understand I'm tired
of being out here on my own ♪♪

[sighs; birds singing]

TAFFY:
But back to the evil queen.

ANGELICA:
That does it!

Servant!

Yes, my lady?

I want you to take
that royal pain

into the woods and...

[screaming]

Not you, nincompoop--
Snow White!

Oh. Phew!

TAFFY:
Ex-squeeze me.

This is
a family show, remember?

You mean, no...

Righto.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Well, then take her out
in the woods

and ditch her somewheres.

♪ I don't think so♪

Look, you want to tell
this story or not?

I've got to get rid
of her somehow.

TAFFY:
The note said "Help wanted:

Baby-sitter needed
for seven minis."

Servant, tell Snow White
to pack her bags.

♪ Can't help but wonder where
I'm going and what lies ahead ♪

♪ What will I find
at my journey's end? ♪

♪ I don't mean to be selfish

♪ But if I could have
just one wish ♪

♪ My wish would be that I would
have... some... friends ♪

[cell phone ringing]

Where's that
coming from?

TAFFY:
Oops, that's my cell.

TAFFY:
Time out.

It's me, Taffy,
live and in person.

We got the gig?

That is so kickin'!

You minis chill for a sec
while I get the .

So, what kind of tunes do they
like at the retirement home?

Hmm... maybe
we'd better

brush up on stuff
from the 's.

Poor Snow White.

Oh, that yucky queen
won't let her have no friends.

ANGELICA:
Yeah, well,

nobody likes a whiner.

What are you doing,
Angelica?

Taffy's the one
telling the story.

Well, she's not here
right now, is she?

And anyways,
I'm the bestest storyteller.

Yeah? Says who?

My mom.

She telled Dr. Liebschutz
I tell whoppers.

Okay, now, where were we?

We was at the part where
that mean, yucky queen

kicked poor Snow White
out of the castle.

You mean where the charming
and beautiful queen

sent that annoying Snow White

to take care of
all those dumb dwarf babies?

Good riddance, sucker.

So the queen's faithful servant

took Snow White
to a smelly little house

tucked way, way back
in the forest

where the seven
dwarf babies lived.

What was the dwarf babies'
names, Angelica?

Huh?

Oh, um...

Hmm...

There was Baldy.

[gurgling]

Drooly.

ANGELICA:
Scaredy.

Spazzy.

Icky...

and Sticky.

And, uh...

Furball.

What kinds of names
are those, Angelica?

They're dwarf baby names,
what do you think?!

Now, pipe down, Carmichael,
and let me tell the story.

SERVANT:
Well, here we are.

[sniffing]

Oh... aah!

What is that
terrible odor?

Pee-yew!

It smells like dirty diapers.

[sniffs, gags, whimpers]

[thud]

Whoa...

This place is a mess.

Looks like Snow White won't be
having no neat, shiny hairs

and beautiful smile no more,

because she's got to take care
of seven dog-wharf babies.

She's gonna be a wreck.

But where are
the dwarf babies, Angelica?

Yeah, how come
they're not home?

Well, of course
they've got to work,

so they got jobs in a...
uh... a diaper factory.

[machinery chugging]

[drumming leads into song]

♪ Dipeys are
a butt's best friend ♪

♪ They cover up
a bare rear end ♪

CHUCKIE:
♪ They're squishy soft,
give one a try ♪

♪ You'll keep your fanny
nice and dry! ♪

Whoa!

♪ ♪

[Chuckie shouting]

♪ They let us tinkle
while we work ♪

♪ We consider it a perk

♪ If we find we have to go

♪ With dipeys on,
we let it flow! ♪

Ah, now that's what
I'm talking about!

♪ And if you feel
the urge to poop ♪

♪ Which makes your dipey
kind of droop... ♪

TOMMY:
♪ Hurry up and make a switch

♪ Or else your rump
will start to itch! ♪

Pee-yew!

ALL:
♪ Dipeys are
a butt's best friend ♪

♪ They cover up
a bare rear end ♪

♪ They're squishy soft--
give one a try ♪

♪ You'll keep your fanny
nice and dry ♪

♪ ♪

KIMI:
♪ Dipeys are a fashion "do"

♪ They bring out
the real you ♪

♪ But if they don't,
relax-- don't wig... ♪

You think this makes
my butt look big?

♪ When you find
it's time to crawl ♪

♪ Tape 'em tight
so they won't fall... ♪

PHIL:
♪ But if they do,
try not to pout ♪

♪ Just smile
and let it all hang out! ♪

ALL:
♪ Dipeys are
a butt's best friend ♪

♪ They cover up
a bare rear end ♪

♪ They're squishy soft--
give one a try ♪

♪ They'll keep your fanny
nice and dry ♪♪

[all laughing]

[all giggling and laughing]

TAFFY:
Hey, minis, what's happening?

Sorry for the intermission,
peewees.

Now, let's see,
where were we?

I was just explaining
how the dwarf babies

was busy working
at the factory

while Snow White was stuck
with poopy diapers

and dirty dishes and lots
of old, yucky furry things.

TAFFY:
Okay, well--
let's see what shakes

when the seven little minis
arrived home.

Uh-oh! Look!

TOMMY:
Hey...

Who lefted
the door open?

Don't look at me.

Uh, I think she did it.

Nuh-uh!

CHUCKIE:
There's someone in there!

PHIL:
Or something.

[door hinge squeaks]

Why don't you go
inside and see?

I... I'm not going in there!

It's okay, I'll go.

Wow!

[all grunt]

Are you sure
this is our house?

I think so.

It doesn't look like our house.

[sniffing]

It doesn't smell like our house.

[humming tune]

[screams]

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
to frighten you.

Who are you?

I'm Snow White,

and you must be
the seven dwarf babies.

Yep, that's us.

So, uh... what
are you doing here?

Well, the evil queen kicked me
out of the castle.

BABIES:
Boo!

That's awful.

She's a meanie.

I never liked her.

She's trouble, I tell you.

TOMMY:
Boo! Evil queen!

And sent me
to live with you.

[laughs]

Hooray!
[babies cheer]

TOMMY:
That's great!

Well, you seem
really nice.

Thanks for cleaning
our house.

If you let me stay,
I won't be any trouble.

I'll cook and clean up

and we'll play lots of games.

I promise, I'll be the best
baby sitter you ever had.

Maybe we could even be friends.

[barks and pants]

Our house is your house,
right, guys?

[others agree]

[sighs]

I'd like to be
your friend, Snow White.

You would?

Thanks, Scaredy.

Me, too.
No fair.

Don't forget
about me.

Looks like the meanie queenie
finally done something good.

Even if she didn't mean to.

[all laughing and cheering]

Meanwhile, back at the castle,

the evil queen
was totally psyched.

With Snow White
out of the picture

and up to her ears in minis,

the queen couldn't wait
to ask the mirror

who was the most
fantabulous in the land.

[gargling]

All right, now.

[exclaims]

Oh, for Pete's sake!

Sorry, Your Majesty,

but a dirty mirror
would never do

for one as
ravishing as you.

I suppose you're right.

You know, cupcake,
you must be from outer space

because you are
out of this world.

[chuckles]

So I'm the fairest one
of all, huh?

No, but who cares
if Snow White's the fairest...

[gasps]

What did you say?

Uh... uh... I'm sorry!

But that girl's
a real charmer.

Oh, ever since she moved in
with those cute little dwarfs,

she's been having
the time of her life.

Why, her smile's bigger
and brighter.

Heck, even her hair
is shinier.

She's pretty
as a picture.

See for yourself.

KIMI:
Hurry up!

Quit hogging her!

LIL:
I want to brush
her hairs, too.

Me, too!

[giggles]
Don't worry.

You'll all get
a turn.

[gasps]

What the...?!

[spluttering]

She's not supposed
to be having fun.

Well, don't just stand there,

start brushing.

[groans]

Ow!

Hey, watch it!

ANGELICA:
Ow!

The evil queen was fully
bent out of shape

by Snow White's
new and improved beauty.

In fact, she was
so fully cranky...

How cranky was she?

Let's just say that she was
in such a humongo rotten mood

that her court called for the jester to cheer her up.

BETTY:
Get in there! It's your job!

Don't blow it!

But I don't want to die.

Aah, quit whining
and act like a man.

Now, pull up those tights
and get in there.

HOWARD:
The royal jester.

[door clanks]

Greetings, your queenship.

You know what would happen
if I made these eggs laugh?

They'd cr*ck up.

[laughing]
[laughing weakly]

You get it?
"cr*ck up"?

How would you like to go back
to the glass factory?

[gulps]

Hey, be careful with those!

Whoa!

[exclaims]

Oh, my gosh, I can't look.

Abraca-chicken.

[cracking]
[cackling]

It worked!
It actually worked!

I can't believe it.

[spluttering]

Get this thing off of me!

Shoo!

Bravo!
That was amazing.

What else you got
in that bag?

I got all
the top-of-the-line tricks:

belch powder...
[burps]

squirting toilet seat...

bug in an ice cube...

and doggy doo-doo.

An evil plan began to form

in the evil mind
of the evil queen.

Hey, let's say I wanted
to play a trick on someone,

something a little...
messy.

You got anything like that?

Do I have messy tricks?

[chuckles]

Do I have messy tricks?

Well, do you?

I've got just the thing--

my special sticky shampoo
for a guaranteed bad hair day.

The secret's in the glue.

Really?

I'll take a bottle.

Make it a large.

[laughing]

So, the queen disguised herself

as the owner
of a beauty shop on wheels

and set out
for Snow White's cottage. Ow!

Hey, keep your paws
off the merchandise!

[chirping]

[buzzes]

Hello.
Can I help you?

I'm selling this
fabulous, new shampoo.

Thanks. I'm really
not interested,

but have a good day.

[disgustedly]
Oh!

[buzzing]

I'd have a better day

if you'd try this stuff.

It'll make your hairs
mange-able and shiny.

No, thank you.

[growls]

[door buzzer buzzing]

Let me just say--Nope, got to go.

[groaning]

Snow White was not
an easy sell.

She didn't really want
the shampoo.

But the evil queen was finally able to wear her down.

All right already!

I'll take it!

The queen couldn't help
but laugh

when she thought about what would happen to Snow White

when she used
the sticky, gooey shampoo.

Pretty soon, Snow White's hairs
will be filled with dirt...

[laughs]

diapers...

[laughing meanly]

and maybe even a couple
of dwarf babies.

Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!

[laughing evilly]

[laughter echoes]

What was that?

I don't know.

Maybe some kind of aminal,
like a laughing hernia.

[Snow White humming]

[gasps]

Hey, what's wrong
with this shampoo?

Hey, you guys, let's take
Snow White some flowers.

[all talking excitedly]

Wow! Look at these.

CHUCKIE:
Those are the most beautifulest
flowers I've ever seen.

[grunts]

But I was going to pick those
for Snow White, Icky.

Hey, you schmooze,
you lose, Scaredy.

[both grunting]

[grunting]

[screams]

Poor Snow White.

Her hair was so sticky,
she couldn't even comb it.

It looked like the evil queen
was going to get her wish.

But then
something amazing happened.

Hey, guys, is that you?

Aah! This hair!

[both grunt]

Whoa! Look out!

Okay, shiny, now who's
the fairerest one of all?

MIRROR:
Aw, jeez!

I was afraid
you were going to ask that.

What are you talking about?

Snow White's got diapers
and dwarf babies in her hair!

How good can she look?

You'll see.

ANGELICA:
Hey, nobody ever
brings me flowers.

This story's making
my royal blood broil!

You would think at this point
the queen would give it up,

but no!

There were plenty of nasty
ideas left in her evil mind.

ANGELICA:
Hmm... What to do?

[cat meows]
[exclaims]

That's it!

I'll mess up Snow White's
place so much

that she'll be
way too busy cleaning

and much too grouchy
to smile!

But first I've got
to get everybody

out of the dwarf babies' house.

Hmm... Now,
how am I going to do that?

[something pops]

I said, "Now,
how am I going to do that?"

Oops, sorry!

[pop]What's this?

[arrow pops]

It was a flyer that said
"Fairy-palooza:

Rock out with your favorite
fairy-tale performers."

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[laughing evilly]

Yippee!

[laughs]

[cat yowling]

[birds chirping]

[Phil and Lil laughing]

[claps]

Get off, Icky,
it's my chair.

Uh-uh, Sticky,
I got here first!

Did not!

Did so!

[dialing,
both grunting]

[phone ringing]

Last one to the phone
is a robin egg.

I got it!

[giggles]

Hello?

Hiya, dwarf baby,

I'm a radio people
from station, uh, ABCDEFG... J.

Hey, I know that one.

Yeah, well, if you can answer
my question right,

you'll win enough tickets

so you dwarf babies
and Snow White

could go to Fairy-paloopa
concert tonight.

So, am I on the radio
right now?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Now, time for the question.

Okay, uh...

[sniffing]

[growls]

[barking]

What kind of animal
has a loud bark?

[barking]Shh. Furball,

can't you see
I'm on the radio?

Okay, the one that's got the
loudest bark is the evil queen.

[horn honks]

Wrong!

A dog, you dummy!

A dog's got a loud bark.

The queen got's a louder one.

[horn honking]

Okay, let's try again.

What part of your face
do you use when you whistle?

That's easy-- my nose!

[horn honks]

It's your mouth,
you numbskull!

I use my nose.[whistles]

Look, you got one more chance,
so don't get it wrong.

What's biggerer--
an elephant or a mouse?

This is probably
a trick question so's...

I'm going to say a mouse.

What?! Are you kidding me?

You are so... wrong!

And that means you won,
dwarf baby,

because you didn't get
any of the questions right.

I don't get it.

Who cares?

Just take the tickets.

[barking]

All right!

That night, Snow White
and the dwarf minis

went to the
Fairy-palooza concert.

[rock 'n' roll song playing]

[cat yowling]

[giggles]

This is so exciting.

Yeah, I've never been
to a Fairy-paloopa before.

Hey, look!

Somebody lost their mittens.

You lost your mittens?

You naughty kittens.

Now you shall have no pie.

Thanks a lot!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

[blows raspberry]

I gots it!

Heads up, Humpty!

Whoa!

[cracks and grunts]

[groaning]

Oops.

Sorry, Mr. Humpty.

HUMPTY:
Hey, I'm okay.

[exclaims]

Ooh, look!

It's Prince... Charming.

[gasps]

Oh, he rocks...
my world.

[sighs]

I'm never washing
this hand again.

Meanwhile, back
at the minis' cottage...

[Angelica laughing evilly]

[laughing]

Being the evil queen is fun,

and I'm real good at it.

[laughing]

Okay, folks, put your paws...
uh, your hands,

your hooves,
whatever you got,

put 'em together and give
a big Fairy-palooza welcome

to our first act--
the one, the only Prince...

Charming!

[cheering and applause
as rock music plays]

[cheering and applause]

[fireworks exploding
as music continues]

[laughing evilly]

Now, my favoritest part.

[ringing triangle]

[animals chirping and clucking
and grunting]

All right, fellas,
make yourselves at home.

[laughing]

Snow White is going to be
awful upset

when she sees this mess.

[chirping and grunting
continue]

[glass shattering]

I bet she won't be having
a beautiful smile after this.

Hey, cut it out!

I'm the queen, and
I'm ordering you to stop it!

KIMI:
That was
the bestest concert ever!

Fairy-palooka rocks!

Wasn't Prince Charming dreamy?

I liked the nachos.

[voices approaching]

Uh-oh, they're back.

What happened
to our house?

PHIL:
Whoa...

TOMMY:
Where did all
the "aminals" come from?

CHUCKIE:
That thing pooped on my bed!

LIL:
This is the worstest
thing ever.

Oh, no...

[chuckling]

Now we'll see
who has the last laugh.

[tittering]

[laughing]

This is horrible.

I'll never be able
to clean it all up!

What am I gonna do?!

[crying]

You mean "What are we
going to do?" Snow White.

Yeah! Huh?

What you talk
'bout, Baldy?

We're all going
to clean up.

We are?

Oh, yeah, of "coursed" we are.

So don't cry, Snow White,
'cause we'll all help.

[cheering]

[farts]

Poopy!
[laughs]

I don't know, it's pretty
disgusting here.

Oh, yeah,
happy to help.

Oh, you guys...
you're the best friends

anyone in the world
could have!

[chicken clucks]

[egg murmurs]

[rock music begins playing]

SUSIE:
♪ It's a lot for me

[sneezes]

♪ And way too much for you

♪ So, baby
when we've got ♪

♪ Something big to do

♪ Don't want to cry,
we never pout ♪

♪ 'Cause there's one cool way
to work it on out ♪

♪ We get together...

CHORUS:
♪ One for all...♪

♪ Do it together...

♪ Bend or crawl...♪
♪ Get it together...

♪ We sure won't fall...♪

♪ You know,
we've got to be together ♪♪

[laughter as song ends]

All right,
let's cut to the chase:

Who's the fairest one
of all now?

You don't want
to know.

Yes, I do.No, you don't.

Yes... I... do!

[grunts]

[yelling]

All right, but you're
not going to like it.

TOMMY:It was fun cleaning
the house together,

huh, Drooly?

[squealing]

LIL:
Yeah, and now we've got
our very own petting zoo.

Snow White's
the bestest, huh?

[barking]

CHUCKIE:
She's so smiley and wonderful.

Ooh, Snow White, the nicest,
most beautifulest girl

in the whole world.

I'm glad she's our friend.

[others agreeing]

TAFFY:
The evil queen didn't like
what she saw.

Those dwarf babies
are her friends?!

That wasn't supposed to happen.

Told you
you wouldn't like it.

So once again, the queen came
up with an evil, rotten plan.

ANGELICA:
So, I've decided
what I'm going to do

is fill an apple with this goo

that turns your teeth
all different colors.

Then I'll make Snow White
take a big bite.

[laughing]
The way I figure it,

Snow White will be
so embarrassed,

she'll never
smile again, ha!

No more beautiful
white teeth

and no more friends.

That oughta take care
of her once and for all,
don't you think?

Ooh, I like it.

It's fun and quirky.
[cackling laugh]

Not a bad little stunt
for grins.

But how about adding a potion

that will put her to sleep
for keeps?

[snickering]
Yeah...

Now, wait a minute--

haven't you
forgotten something?

I wasn't talking to you!

Let's get out of here

so we can discuss
my evil plan in private.

Whoa...

[cracking]

Hey, I'm okay.

[babies saying good-bye]

And be careful!

Bewares!

Don't take any
wooden pickles!

Yeah, we don't want
nothing to happen to you!

Don't worry, guys,
I'll be fine.

But even as the minis warned
their friend to be careful,

the evil queen
was getting ready

to pay Snow White
a little visit.

Hmm, what's this?
A new look?

And may I say,

those limes really bring out
the color of your eyes.

I'm going
to Snow White's house,

and by the time
I get back,

I'll be the fairerest
one of all

or my name's not
the evil queen.

Hey, servants!

Are you done
polishing that apple?!

[birds squawking]

Get out of here!

Go get your own fruit!

Good after...

Hey, don't I know you?

Shh, I got to give you
a fruit-gram.

♪ Your friends sent you
this basket full of fruit ♪

♪ This apple here on top
looks awful cute ♪

♪ They say a apple every day
will keep a doctor far away ♪

♪ So... I brought you fruit
instead of a cheese tray ♪♪

Gee, that was different.

Go ahead, take a fruit.

How about this shiny
apple right here?

No, thanks.
But I'll take the basket

and share it with my friends
when they get home.

You can share later.

Why don't you just try
this apple now?

Doesn't it look yummy?

Yeah, but not now.
Maybe later.

Come on, take a bite--
bone appleteets.

I'm not hungry right now.

I bet it's the bestest apple
in the whole kingdom.

Listen, lady,
I don't really want...

♪ Open wide and
crunch, crunch, crunch ♪

♪ So delicious,
munch, munch, munch! ♪

♪ Yummy-yummy-yum
in your tummy-tummy-tum ♪♪

Okay, okay!
Just please stop it.

Oh... I feel kind of funny.

[thud]

See you 'round,
sleepyhead.

[laughs evilly]

[birds squawking]

[snoring]

When the minis returned home,

they were fully bummed out
to find Snow White

lying there on the ground.

What's wrong with her?

She's dead.

[screaming]

PHIL:
No!

[sobbing and howling]

Oh, give me a break!

Pipe down,
you dumb, poor babies.

Snow White's not dead;
she's just sleeping.

[wailing continues]

I said, she's just sleeping!

She is?

Are you sure?

Who said that?

She's right--
I can hear her breathe.

But how long
is she going to sleep?

I don't know.

That's an awful
funny place

to take a nappy.

Maybe we should try
and wake her up.

Good try, Furball.

Hey, I know something
that might work.

Wait here,
I'll be right back.

My clock's real loud

and it always wakes us up
for work.

[music plays, clock growls]

It didn't worked.

[squealing]

[pop]

[whispering]

Good idea!

[crowing loudly]

[loud crowing continues]

Okay, looks like it's time

for "The Icky
and Sticky Show,"

huh, Sticky?

I thinks you're
right, Icky.

Okeydoke, start
the countdown.

All right-- ten,
two, elbow, one, go!

BOTH:
Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!
Wake up!

Wake up!
Wake up!

Hmm, it always
worked afore.

Maybe the evil queen doned
something to Snow White.

Yeah, she
probably gaved her

some kind of magic
sleeping lotion.

What if she never wakes up?

[music starts playing gently]

LIL:
♪ When Snow White smiles,
the sun shines ♪

♪ Stars twinkle in the sky

♪ She became
our bestest friend ♪

♪ Please don't make us
say good-bye ♪

♪ I never felt so sad afore,
I don't know what to do ♪

♪ My heart, it has an owie,
'cause it really misses you ♪

♪ You filled our house
with laughter ♪

♪ Gave us hugs
and made things right ♪

♪ Now who's going to sing us
songs and tuck us in at night? ♪

♪ We'll miss playing
games with you ♪

♪ And having all that fun

♪ The good times can't be over
when they've just begun ♪

ALL:
♪ When Snow White smiles,
the sun shines ♪

♪ Stars twinkle in the sky

♪ She became
our bestest friend ♪

♪ Please don't make us
say good-bye ♪

♪ You made us
feel protected ♪

♪ And then showed us
that you cared ♪

♪ Even when
we had bad dreams ♪

♪ With you,
we weren't ascared ♪

♪ We loved you
more than cookies ♪

♪ And more
than Reptar, too ♪

♪ There's no one
in the whole wide world ♪

♪ We love
more than you... ♪

♪ You're in
our hearts forever ♪

♪ That's where
you'll always be. ♪

BOTH:
♪ You made our house
a happy home ♪

♪ You made us
a family ♪

[weeping and sniffling]

[thunder]

♪ She was so much fun

♪ And our bestest friend

♪ Now she's gone to sleep

♪ This can't be the end

♪ How did things
go wrong? ♪

♪ We all said,
"Beware!" ♪

♪ Maybe we should
have taken better care ♪

♪ With the yucky queen
on her evil throne ♪

♪ We should have never,
ever lefted her alone! ♪

♪ Now we've gots to do

♪ Everything we can!

♪ To wake up Snow White

ALL:
♪ Have you got a plan? ♪

Well...

if the evil queen
gave Snow White

some kind of lotion
to make her sleep,

then maybe she gots one
to make her wake up.

So, the plan is

all of us dwarf babies are going
to sneak into the castle

and find the magic
wake-up lotion!

[others agreeing]

Even though
it gives me goose bubbles

to go near that mean
old queen...

[gulps]
I'd do anything for Snow White.

[howling as thunder rumbles]

TAFFY:
Not wanting anything
to happen to their friend

while she slept,

the minis put Snow White
in a plastic case

and asked the animals of the
forest to keep an eye on her

while they were gone.

♪ We'll be back,
Snow White ♪

BABIES:
♪ Don't forget us, please

♪ Let's all make
a wish... ♪

♪ Wait, I'm gonna sneeze

Ahh... ahh...

Sorry.

False alarm.

[breathes deeply]

TOMMY:
♪ So, sleep tight, Snow White

♪ While we're gone, don't weep

♪ 'Cause when we get back

♪ Things will be okay ♪

[howling]

Bye-bye, Snow White.

[sniffles]

[blows kiss]

ANGELICA:
Okay, Mr. Magic Mirror,

now who's the fairerest
one of all?

Girlfriend, what
you need is a hobby.

Have you ever thought about
braiding leather key rings

or doing a little
finger painting?

I don't want
no dumb key ring.

All's I want is to be
the fairerest!

Good grief, get a life.

[sighs]

All right, go ahead,
take a look.

[Angelica laughs sinisterly]

ANGELICA:
Poor Snow White.

Looks like she's sound asleep
from that potion I gived her.

I guess I'm the fairerest
one of all now. Huh?

Well, I am, aren't I?
Come on, say it.

Okay-- you're
the fairest.

Yes!
Finally, I did it!

I'm the fairerest!
I'm the fairerest!

Whoo-hoo,
I'm the fairerest!
I'm the fairerest!

And you're also the meanest
and nastiest,

not to mention loudest
and most annoying,

and I want out!

I'm going to blow
this royal pop stand.

I quit!

Hey, nobody walks out
on the queen

till I fire them.

Yeah? Well, watch me.

You're fired!

Besides, there's lots of better
talking mirrors around.

Well, good luck
finding one,

because when
I tell my buddies

what you did
to Snow White,

no mirror in town
will work for you.

Taxi!

[taxi horn honks]

["Three Blind Mice" playing]

ANGELICA:
I'll see to it

that you'll end up hanging

in a stinky old bathroom
somewhere!

Good-- then it'll smell
better than this gig!

[tires screech, horn honks]

[coughing]

TAFFY:
Meanwhile, the minis were
on their way to the castle

to find the anti-potion
that would wake Snow White.

Gee, Baldy, I don't think
we're apposed to go in there.

LIL:
It says they gots a mean dog.

I bet he gots teeths
as sharp as noodles.

And paws with pointy
finger claws.

You go find it out

and let us know.

TOMMY:
Okay, dwarf babies,

see that teeter-totter
at eleventy o'clock?

That's where we'll meet.

[dog growling]

[growling also]

What is it,
Furball?

Oh, no-- look!

[both dogs growling]

It's the focious dog!

Somebody do something!

Careful, Furball.

[dogs growling and snarling]

[barking happily]

She's not ferocious at all!

[babies giggling]

It tickles.

Nice doggy.

[Angelica laughing evilly]

[barking]

All right, dwarf babies,

you all know
what to do, right?

Uh-huh.Yeah.

I think so.

Yes, I been
practicize.

Okay, who wants to go first?

Me! Me!

All right, Spazzy,

you sit on the other end
of the teeter-totter.

When I jump off that slide,

you'll go flying and
into that window over there.

That sounds like fun!

[gulps]

Wait, Baldy!

I'll do the jumping.

Huh?Say what?

Something must be wrong
with my ears.

Who are you and what'd
you do with Scaredy?

Are you sure,
Scaredy?

Yep.

Like you always say, Baldy,

"A dwarf baby's got to do
what a dwarf baby's got to do."

[screams]

[gulps]

[whimpers]

Okay, Spazzy.

Ready... set...
on your marker...

go!

[grunts]

Whee!

[glass shattering]

I want to do that again!

I'm flying!

Whoa!

I gots a bug in my mouth!

[giggling]

Uh, guys?

What about me?

Don't worry, Scaredy.

Grab the diapers
and we'll pull you up!

Okay.

I can't reach.

What am I going to do?

Aah!

ARCHER:
Sorry!

Dang it all.

[screams]

Oh, drat!

Got it!

[thunk; screams]

Oh, sorry!

[babies cheering]

You maded it, Scaredy.

Was it fun climbing
up the wall?

No, I got a boo-boo
on my arm.

Where?Let me see.
Me firsted.

Ooh.Ooh.
Ooh.

Oh, I wish Snow White
was here to kiss it.

Don't worry,
we'll kiss it for ya.

Yeah, we'll make it
better, huh, Icky?

Uh, I thinks
I gots a phone call.

[kissing]

[Kimi kissing]

Your turn, Drooly.

[kissing]

Uh, never mind,
it's better now.

[screeching]

[cat screeching, dogs barking]

Here, guys,
put these on.

If the queen sees us,
she'll think we work in here.

Hands above your headses,
little teeny dwarf baby.

TOMMY:
Okay, listen, guys,

here's the plan.

Icky and Sticky, you follow me.

We'll check the queen's bedroom
for the lotion.

Scaredy, you, Spazzy and Drooly
find a kitchen and look there.

Ready?

Good luck, everyones.

We just gots to find
that lotion.

[humming tune]

Oh!

Huh...

How are we going to know
which bedroom's the queen's?

Something tells me
we'll know it when we seed it.

[neon zapping]

PHIL:
If I had to make a guess....

I'd say this could be it.

Okay, now you guys
go find the kitchen.

Since her old mirror split,

the queen was getting desperate for a new talking mirror.

You see, part of the problem
with being the fairest

is that you never know
how long it's gonna last,

so you always
have to keep checking.

Hello, this is the evil queen--
I need...

[click; dial tone]

Hello? Hello?

TAFFY:
Just like the mirror
had warned,

no mirror in town
would work for her.

I got to get a new mirror.

Hey, watch where
you're aiming!

Oh, sorry.

TAFFY:
It was an ad from
the queen's neighbor, Jack.

It said "Come on up,
climb the beanstalk

for the sale of the century."

Jack and the beanstalk
are selling off

all the giant's stuff!

[laughing]

He's so dumb I could probably
get a nice mirror

for a lousy can of beans.

One can of beans
coming right up.

Hey, what are you
doing in here?

We're, uh...Making you lunch!

Yeah, that's it.You are?

Ooh, what's my royal highness
going to have?

I'm real hungry.

[talking baby talk]

He's, uh, saying that
we're going to make

your royal hiney
some hotdoggies and...

ketchup and cereal
and... and...

beanses!

Beans?
Where are they?!

They're right
over there.

[laughing]

Hey...
I know you...

You're the dwarf babies!
What are you doing here?

[cat screeching, dogs barking]

Let's get out of here.

[grunting]

Serpants!
Serpants!

[all groan]

Capture the serpants!

[cat screeching; dogs barking]

CHUCKIE [giggling]
Oh, quit tickling me.

[babies giggling]

LIL:
Get off my feeties.

TOMMY:
Uh, guys...

I don't think we're alone.

[animal roars, babies scream]

[screeches]

[cat screeching, dogs barking]

CHAS:
There they are!

Pick 'em up.I got them.

Come here, stinkers.

Off with their heads!

Not their heads!

Jeez, Louise,

when are you going to get it
through your head

this is a family show?

Even I know that.

Hmm. Oh, all right,

then put them
in the dungeon.

I don't want them
messing up my evil plan.

Drink your milk--
it's good for you.

[slurping]

[rattling cup]

The screws got it in
for us dwarf babies.

Oh, I miss Snow White.

Me, too.

Oh, me too.

This is the worstest day ever.

What if we never get out
of this dungey?

We can't give up now, guys.

We gots to get back
to Snow White.

Baldy's right!

What if the evil queen does
something worser to her?

But how are we going to get
out of here?

This remembers me
when I was a baby

and Mommy and Daddy
used to lock me in a pen.

I remember that.

CHUCKIE:
I never liked the pen.

What was they thinking?

That's it!

I almost forgotted about this.

Come on, guys!

Run for it!Coming!

TOMMY:
Come on, guys,

let's go,
let's go, let's go!

[band playing]

[barking]

[barking]

This must be the place.

[grunting]

[grunting]

He's got to get a elevator.

[sighs heavily]

And so, the minis had to return to Snow White

without a potion
that would wake her up.

Aw, thanks, you guys.

We couldn't find
a lotion

to help you wake up.

We tried.

But we faileded.

We're sorry,
Snow White.

Oh, maybe we should hide her
in the forest

in case the evil
queen comes back.

LIL:
Ooh! See the beautiful flowders?

This looks like
a nice hiding place.

That yucky queen will
never find ya here.

[panting]

GIANT:
Fee-fi-fo-fum!

Where's Giant's favorite mirror?

Uh-oh.

GIANT:
Fee-fi-fo-fum!

[gasps]

Oh, great.
That's seven years' bad luck.

You hear that, Stretch?

Seven years' bad luck--
for you!

It's yourmirror!

[shouting][screams]

[panting]

Meanwhile, Prince Charming
had just finished a gig

and was traveling
through the forest.

It's so peaceful here.

Out of the way!

Whoa!

[rattling approaches]

Uh-oh! This
don't look good.

Hit the dirt, dwarf babies!

[groaning]

[Spike barking]

[chuckles]
Down, boy.

Furball's just saying hello.

Hello, dwarf babies.

Is everyone all right?

Yeah.Sure.

We're fine.

Thanks for asking.

Hey, I think
I seed you afore.

Yeah, you was at
the Fairy-paloofa concert.

You're Snow White's
favoritest.

Who's Snow White?

She is.

I remember her
from the concert.

She was so friendly
and pretty.

What happened?

The evil queen gived her
a sleeping lotion.

We tried
all kinds of stuff

to wake her up,
but nothing worked.

Is there something I can do?

Uh, I think
if you kiss her,
she'll wake up.

That's the wrong
fairy tale, Icky.

A kiss wakes up
Cindy Bin Bootie.

Nuh-uh!

Uh-huh!

Nuh-uh!

LIL:
Uh-huh!

[both grunting]

[all gasp]

[coughs]

[Lil gasps]

You waked up.

It's a miracle.

Welcome back,
Snow White.

We really missed ya.

What... what happened?

Oh, it's a really
long story.

But you're awake now,
and that's all that matters.

Can I get out of here?Of course.

Why didn't we
think of that?

Allow me.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh,
it's you, Prince!

Charming.
At your service.

Snow White was totally jazzed
to meet the prince,

and a big smile
lit up her face.

[all gasp]

The goop the queen
had put in the apple

had turned Snow White's teeth
all different colors.

What?

[gasps]

Oh, no, my teeth--
they're...

CHARMING:
Incredible.

In fact, they're the most
beautiful teeth

I've ever seen.

Your smile looks
like a rainbow.

It does?

[gasps]

Hey, you're right,
it does.

Check it out,
everybody!

[babies cheering]

I feel like
a big rainbow inside.

Me, too.

Snow White, we're glad
you wakeded up.

Yeah, now we can live happily
forever after.

Oh, you guys
are the best!

Hey, I have an idea.

How would you all like to come
live with me in my castle?

Wow, that's really nice of you,

but we're pretty happy
in our house in the woods.

But we'd love
to come visit

and have parties.

Yeah, and you can come
to our house, too.

That sounds like fun.

Hey, do you guys like
playing musical chairs?

OTHERS:
Yes! Yay! Yes!

Let's go to my castle
right now and play.

[babies cheering]

What a day!

It couldn't get much worser.

Hey, who locked the door?

Let me in,
you dumb serpants!

Jeez, you just can't find
good help nowadays.

Not so fast, missy.

Hey, what's the big idea?

We got a bone
to pick with you.

What are you talking about?

We know what you did
to Snow White.

Yeah. So, what's your point?

The point is
you've been mean and rotten.

Selfish.Cruel.

Wicked.

And don't forget
low-down.

What do you want?
I'm the evil queen.

Not anymore you're not.Hey!

You were much too good
at being bad.

And the whole kingdom
is tired of your
nastiness, so...

You're fired.

[doors slam]

Oh, yeah?

Well, I don't want to be

the dumb old queen anyway!

She never gets to do
any fun stuff.

Fine!
There's lots better jobs

for someone as beautiful
and talented as me.

Hmm!

[all laughing, music playing]

That sure looks like fun.

[music rising]

[music stops]

Get off, Icky.
It's my chair!

Nuh-uh, Sticky,
I got here first.

Did not!Did so!

[doorbell rings]

Last one to the door
is a rubber leg.

I wasn't borneded
yesterday, Icky.

Tell him to get it.

She wants you to get it.

[doorbell rings]

She's good.

[doorbell rings]Hold your horses!

I'm coming!

What are you doing here?

I work here.

It's my new gig.

Oh. Well...

♪ I bringed you all
a basket full of fruit ♪

♪ Good thing it's not beans
or they'd make you toot ♪♪

Sorry, sister,

you'll have to peddle
that fruit someplace else.

But... if I told you all
I'm sorry,

can I play with you...
tomorry?

BABIES:
No!

But you can play
with us today.

[giggles]

Leave the fruit
outside.

[playing upbeat
rock 'n' roll tune]

[all laughing]

[Mirror laughs]

Boogie down, mama,

formerly known
as the evil queen.

TAFFY:
And they all lived happily
ever after.

The end.
[sighs]

That's it?
It's over?

It's fully hard
to come back

to the real world

after a super-dupe
classic like that,

isn't it, Pigtails?

But you know the story's
over, Angelica,

when they say "They all lived
happily forever after."

And it was so
wonderful a story.

I thinked the part
where the dwarf babies flied

in the castle window
is the bestest.

My favoritest was
at the dipey factory.

I loved Snow White.

And I thought
the dwarf babies
were really cute.

But what
about the queen?

Doesn't she ever get
her crown back?

The queen needs a crown.

You can't be queen
without a crown.

She's got to have a crown!

[babbling]

[grunts]Ow!

There's your crown,
Queen Angelica.

[others laughing]

[music begins playing]

SUSIE:
♪ It's a lot for me

♪ And way too much for you

♪ So, babies
when we've gots ♪

♪ Something big to do

♪ Don't want to cry,
we never pout ♪

♪ 'Cause there's one cool way
to work it on out ♪

♪ We get together...

CHORUS:
♪ One for all...♪

♪ Do it together...

♪ Bend or crawl...♪
♪ Get it together...

♪ We sure won't fall...♪

♪ You know,
we got to be together ♪

♪ So let's roll up
those sleeves ♪

♪ You'd better take off
your shoes! ♪

♪ And wiggle
all of your toesies ♪

♪ And kick out
all of those blues ♪

♪ We sure don't cry,
we never pout ♪

♪ We got the very best way
to shake it on out ♪

♪ We get together...

CHORUS:
♪ One for all...♪

♪ Do it together...

♪ Bend or crawl...♪
♪ Get it together...

♪ We sure won't stop...♪

♪ We've got a lot of good
together ♪

♪♪

♪ We get together...

CHORUS:
♪ One for all...♪

♪ Do it together...

♪ Bend or crawl...♪
♪ Get it together...

♪ We sure won't fall...♪

♪ You know,
we got to be together ♪

♪ And when the sun goes down

♪ And the work
is finally through ♪

♪ I give my feet a rest

♪ It's just to live with you

♪ 'Cause we don't cry,
we never pout ♪

♪ We got the most cool way
to work it on out ♪

♪ We get together...

CHORUS:
♪ One for all...♪

♪ We get it together...

♪ Bend or crawl...♪

♪ Do it together...
♪ We sure won't fall...♪

♪ We got to be together ♪

[music ends]

♪♪

LIL:
Don't take any wooden pickles!