[ Duck quacks, wind whistles]
[Zaps]
[ Roars ]
J" Adventure time,
come on, grab your friends I
J“ We'll go to
very messed up lands I
I With Finn and Jake,
Ice King, and Betty J“
J” Who knows how it will end? I
J‘ It's adventure time J‘
Dang.
What in Grod's name
am I looking at?
Fire,
ice,
candy,
and slime.
Weird.
How did this happen, Ice King?
Look, I know it's a lot
to take in.
Let‘s go to the living room.
[ Whoosh ]
Now settle in,
get comfortable,
‘cause I am gonna tell you
everything.
And it is going to
blow your —— Oop!
I gotta kiss my skyhooks
good night.
Good night, my skookie—wooks.
[ Kisses ]
Okay.
Dude...
Why does it look like
a four—way pizza?!
Is everyone in 000
like a zombie?
Is everyone basically dead?
Everyone is not dead.
It's much worse.
Let me
start at the beginning.
No.
What am I gonna do without
my besties around?
Mm.
J‘J‘
Mm, okay.
Bird watching sounds cool.
Hey, roomie! I'm going out to
pick up some magic ingredients.
Ooh! Are you making
somethin' delicious?
Oh, I‘m building
a magic battery to power
my elemental purification spell.
Cool. Bring me a snackie.
Like... a doughnut?
Surprise me.
Oh, I'II surprise you.
[Under breath ]
I'll surprise everyone.
Wait. What was Patience
talking about?
Oh, it's not important.
Something ominous.
Anyways, it was then that
I really got into bird watching.
J‘J‘
What else we got here?
A penguin.
Oh. Right.
[Gasps ] Something!
Is that...
Oh... my... glaah!
[ Gasps ]
You a toucan?
Simon, I've been trying so hard
to help you.
I've tried reprogramming——nnn
your —— your crown,
Code-mapping, penguin-napping,
co—mingling with magic,
and grasping and grappling,
but it just hasn‘t
been happening.
It's saddening, it's maddening,
and I'm rapping and —— and...
[Inhales deeply]
[Inhales]
So I'm trying
the direct approach.
Ugh.
Wenk!
No, I don‘t remember who she is,
but I know how to find out.
Hey!
So good to see you!
You still working
at that same place?
Mm, my work takes me all over.
I meant all over the place.
Oh! Before I forget,
I just got a new phone.
Would you mind reentering
your info for me?
It‘s okay.
I know you don't remember me.
No, no, no. I can get this.
[Inhales slowly, pfft! ]
I lost it.
Along time ago,
you and I were... colleagues.
My name is Betty Grof, and ——
That's what I was gonna say!
Betty!
[Inhales]
Hey, do you wanna go
on a date with me tonight?
[Babbles]
Uh, huh, buh, buh. Yes.
Meet me at 8:00
at my Magic Man House.
[Laughing]
J‘J‘
[Ring]
Hello?
You are not gonna believe
what just happened.
What?
A lady touched me!
That's cool. Who is she?
I think she might be
an exotic bird.
But guess who's going
on a date tonight!
Wow. So what are you
gonna wear?
Oh, probably my go—to ——
blue muumuu.
Ugh!
No! You need to get
a nice bespoked suit.
A be—wudda—wa?
“Bespoke“ means it‘s custom—made
to fit your specific dimensions
and emphasize what's flattering
about your shape.
Like my abs.
No, I’d say you’re kinda
bottom—heavy.
No, that's just the muumuu,
dawg.
I’m jacked.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
What the heck d——
Shh!
‘Kay, so then we went
suit shopping.
It's very important to pick
a good, natural fabric.
As for color, for a first suit,
you should choose between black,
navy, or charcoal grey.
Why?
It's a wizard fashion rule.
If you stray, you‘ll look
like a fool.
How‘s about if I make my suit
a onesie?
[Smack]
Ow!
Whoa.
Let‘s get to work!
J‘J‘
And then Life—Giving Magus
checked an even darker...
[Whispers ] What is going on?
...shade of gray against
my face.
Until finally...
Life-Giving Magus: Yep!
Pretty fly for an ice guy.
J‘J‘
Male voice.’ [ Singsongy ]
Ding dong! Someone’s here!
That's clever.
Hello, Simon.
Uh, flowers.
Come in. Come in.
I really like how
you decorated the place.
I'm really into skulls
and old teeth in jars, too.
Ready for our date?
You bet.
Bah—bam!
Aaaaah!
[ Pants ] This a—way.
What is this place?
In the old days,
we would meet here,
and you would give me books
because you had a subscription
to the Book a Day Club.
Book a Day?
You gave me the excess books
because I was associated
with Books for the Bookless.
[Laughs ] Simon!
You want your usual booth?
5090! You remember him?
Lead the way, Bogo!
So...
Yes?
Are we going splitsies?
[Sighs]
Okay, I‘ll pay for half
your entrée.
But if you get an appy
or a dessert, it's on you.
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
[Smacks lips]
[Inhaling deeply ] Aah!
What? There something
in my beard?
You don't remember any of this?
[ Thinking ] She's starting
to freak me out.
Ring, ring!
Sorry. I should take this.
Oh, hi, Gunter.
No. I'm on my date.
[Inhaling deeply]
Gunter, I have to go.
[ Chomping ]
Technology, right? [Chuckles]
Aah! No!
I Zapping ]
It's all wrong!
Ugh! Zap!
Wha? '
[ Whoosh ]
Well, that was terrifying.
I‘ve tried everything I can
think of to make Simon remember.
Is there something I'm missing?
What am I doing wrong?
Maybe you're going after someone
who doesn't exist anymore.
Why not take him as he is?
After all, you've been through
a lot of changes yourself.
You're making a lot of sense,
Tiny Manticore.
We're like two shadows,
two ghosts caught in limbo.
It sounds depressing
when you say it that way.
Think of a different way
to say it.
[ Crying softly ]
[Sighs heavily]
Wenk.
Oh, uh, just stretching.
Wenk?
The date?
Uh, yeah, it went great.
I don‘t know about
a second date, though.
I don't wanna be that guy
who just hangs out with
his girlfriend all the time
and doesn‘t see his friends.
Man, I wanna be that guy
so bad.
[ Whoosh ]
Hey, I was just talking about
you to my penguin.
Have you met Gunter?
Yes. I kidnapped him
that one time.
Look, Simon --
I mean, Ice King.
Yeah, who's this Simon guy
you keep yakking about?
Should I be jealous?
He's somebody I knew
a long time ago.
Hey, you still into
bird watching?
Watch this.
[ Electricity crackles ]
Mmm... zow!
[ Birds chirping]
[Laughs ] Amazing!
[ Laughs ]
Such beautiful birds!
They‘re all for you, Ice King.
Woof. What a bust.
These are
some low—grade fairies.
My magic battery is
going to su——
Who's this dancing with
the I.K.?
[ Electricity crackles ]
Bird friend! [Laughs]
How delightful.
[Laughing]
Ha! [Sighs]
Huh? Where did
the weird lady go?
Uh... well,
when you weren't looking,
her —— her mom showed up
and told her that
her old boyfriend wanted to be
with her again,
and they ran off together.
The end.
Her mom?
Well, I gotta go.
I almost forgot!
Surprise!
[ Crying, chewing]
[Groans]
I wonder if my roomie
has any more
of these soothing doughnuts.
Only one way to find out!
J‘J‘
Patience:
Elemental, elemental.
Stand, do not sit.
Cool.
Elemental, Elemental.
Can not quit.
Weird Lady!
Blast him!
[Humming]
Eee.
[ZapsI
Then everything went nuts.
There was all this light
and noise.
I grabbed as many penguins
as I could —— one.
But now that you‘re here,
we can go back
and save Weird Lady.
Sounds like we got
our first lead.
All we needed was...
a little patience.
J“ Come along with me I
J” And the butterflies and bees J“
This party is so crazy!